Things we love

1. Smooth, unblemished skin
It’s an aphrodisiac. We can’t help it. We love to touch your
bodies, stroke and caress you… for days…

2. Long, silky hair that’s not dyed or over-
bleached
…or caked with greasy hair products, either. Just naturally-
washed and towel-dried. We love to run our fingers through it.
It soothes us.

3. Large, beautiful eyes with no mascara
I, for one, prefer natural lashes because I love to kiss them,
especially when you’ve dozed off. A lot of guys are like me, I’m
sure.

4. Lack of emotional resistance
We’re in it for the pleasure and totally turned-off by any
emotional boundaries from you. Why throw up roadblocks?
That includes red lines on penetration, as well. We’d rather just
get up and leave.

5. Warm, clean breath
Kissing is an art, and for that, you need a fresh canvas. No taste
of smoke or wine… anything really. It ruins the moment. Worse
is taste of toothpaste or breath mints. Ewe!

6. Quietness
Nothing pleases us more than virtual silence. We don’t talk a lot
and prefer you don’t either.

7. Closeness of body, when sitting or sleeping
together
The feel of you next to us is the most reassuring experience
imaginable.

8. Hairless
I know this sounds crass, but that’s most guys. We were bred on
Playboy and that’s just the way it is. I’m referring to down
below, in particular. But it’s the same under-the-arms. Any hair
at all in either place is a turn-off for us.

9. Speech etiquette
It gives you class and we definitely appreciate that. Hey, we get
enough four-letter words from our buddies and I’ll admit, all us
guys do it. But we don’t want to hear it from you. Hey, we were
bred on super heroes, as well. And deep in the minds of all us
guys is that mythical princess.

10. Faithfulness, at least for the time being
Let’s face it, there’s no such thing as complete fidelity. It’s not
natural, especially for guys. But for the time we’re together, in a
relationship so to speak, we want to know you’re exclusively
ours. Once we get a sense you’re not, it’s over. Period.
Now, here’s the hard part. And I know you’re gonna get upset
with this. Temps pis, as the French say.

I give it to u GBAM! This why I keep loving MORIA

LuckyLadolce:
I give it to u GBAM! This why I keep loving MORIA

chai, moria must be really lucky

didnt see the exact item i was looking for..

boys. lets leave here shaperly #zooms off thread

kilokeys:
didnt see the exact item i was looking for..

boys. lets leave here shaperly #zooms off thread

must u comment? If u didn't see wat u were lukin 4, y didn't u jst leave without commenting............... Mtweeee

Girls who wear hair cut no get hope b dat na..

oluchijud:
Girls who wear hair cut no get hope b dat na..

no.11 wear a nice haircut lyk oluchi

I like bald headed women
where can I find them?

Suspect33:
must u comment? If u didn't see wat u were lukin 4, y didn't u jst leave without commenting............... Mtweeee

how u go put up this kain better list and kpekus is missing.?.. why?

Nice one OP. But No. 8 is your opinion. For me i'll like my wife to keep the thing hairful. It feels so natural with hairs.

Enegod:
I like bald headed women
where can I find them?

nairaland religion section, dem plenty.4 der

Suspect33:
no.11 wear a nice haircut lyk oluchi

lol

xpac01:
Nice one OP. But No. 8 is your opinion. For me i'll like my wife to keep the thing hairful. .

whc tin?

Suspect33:
whc tin?

I no know oo! Wetin you call am sef.

Number 8 is relative.......

I know of some guys who prefers the well trimmed 'garden' to the bald you-know-what

Likes all your points









A lady with this doesn't need to worry about getting a man
The man we definitely finds her