₦airaland Forum

LeftAlone:
Ask me whatever you want to know, and I'll answer you.
I guess you didn't see where I said I saw him mounting the steps with that particular lady, and I understood the settings so I didn't bother him.
I even said I saw the backside of the lady and I could tell she was dark.

Tayo took me to his room because his phone himself was with Tayo.
Four hours wouldn't you go check up on him? Ha! 4 hours?

tell us more about the spirit wife/husband that almost killed a family member?

YOUNGELDER1:
So you noticed?

it has become too evident

ycat:
Yoruba built you from your forefathers down to you. Every human development you have today is from Yoruba. Your mothers were still naked when the whiteman came. You are the last tribe to wear clothes in Nigeria. Your agbero and thugs are even worse than our own, they are world rejects. Your women are the most useless who can marry dogs because your men suffer erectile dysfunction. No one is more hateful than your people not even satan himself. Useless set of human, go fqck yourself fool!

stop crying

You're so emotional you made so many grammatical errors

Ogunleti01:
If you really want to trend in Nigeria just manage get breast it doesn't matter if the grips are still intact or the bolts are loose untop am find nyash join am whether e soft like agege bread or hard like pako biscuit. Evenif the brain no dey there be sure Nigerians go hail and hype the shit out of you

na bcus your sister no get yash na why you dey write epistle?

ycat:
You can go and hang yourself just because Yoruba are finally supporting each other after wasting precious time building up useless people like you.

lol, building up other people while your youths are wasted on drugs and thuggery ... Your women are the cheapest and dirtiest , and surprisingly you are full of hate and envy for the very people you claim you built because they are far ahead of you . Abeg drop another joke bros

Peppysco:
Werey, bad belle kill you there. Did you say this when the other lady was getting support from Nigerians? You guys are just pessimistic, you don't ever expect anything good from the country since it isn't your Pandora at the helm nor wish for the Damny lady to succeed, since she isn't from the eest. Anyways, you will keep hating and wailing while others keep progressing.

It's called paranoia, the people I believe you are referring to are too preoccupied to be wishing y'all bad. It's the insecurity in you that's making you talk this way. The people you're referring to probably have no idea who dammy is, as they are too busy chasing big dreams while y'all are trying to spin a web of tribalism on this issue , like I said, the only issue here is insecurity and paranoia

AImiron:
if na by that logic, na Ribbery suppose win 2013 balloon dor.

There's no need to be emotionally, football prize award is based on statistics. Gundogan won City the FA, while Rodri won the UCL.

He's just 22, plenty balloon dor is waiting for him, definitely gonna win it before Mbappe.

You probably watch the back of your TV or don't watch City games at all. In the squad they play as a team, they are all extraordinary and exceptional players.

I don't want to get banned, pls leave no more mention cos i wont shalaye like this anymore. Adios

lol, Messi fanboy.

Ribery won the UCL but wasn't the highest goal scorer or assists, Haaland won it while being the highest goal scorer in the comp.

Ribery won the Bundesliga without being the highest goals scorer or assists. Halland won the EPL while setting a new record of most goals in a single EPL season

Ribery wasn't the Bundesliga player of the season the year they won the treble, Haaland is the EPL POTY.

Ribery was just in a powerhouse team that were unstoppable, he wasn't phenomenal, he didn't have the individual stats in his favour

Erling Haaland on the other hand, though also in a Powerhouse team, was very phenomenal, and has lots of individual stats to his favour.

Stats / contribution (la Liga, WC qualifier and highest goal scorer) won Ronaldo the B. Dor in 2014

In 2023 Haaland >> Messi in stats / contribution

Seunfretty:
Will u go sit down please...who told u faguraon didn't have the fund to buy the best and didn't even have the beat then....he had Rooney...Rooney and Giggs in just one attack .and kept strengthening every season with likes of Nani...Kagawa...and Tevez and more ..this are elite attackees far better than the sets city ever had ...

Small time u people will say it took him 7 years to win champions league...please how many years did it take Ferguson to win one...how long did it take him to win one league..

How many league had Ferguson won in his 40s sir...how many champions league did he win in his 40s also...this same pep destroyed his pompous squad ..played them out of the pitch and baba almost pissed his pants ..or ave forgotten how baba was shaking on the sideline...

IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS.. Fergusons record will be a joke beside pep ..that man is nt even in his late 40s

Pep is 52

Hnn

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chuksvoice:
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[quote author=phonedoctor post=123814599][/quote]How much will it cost to change the camera of a Google 2xl?

Zero respect for people who eat noodles. Stuffing your bodies with junk and plastic

Emmizay12:
10 months before I quit my job, 8 months after
that is 1yr5 months to be profitable.

understand that my passion for forex and an even greater passion for freedom is 2000%

I sleep, think and breathe forex, I look at charts until my eye hurts, every single day,
I'm addicted to trading, I was willing to sacrifice everything, apart from God and my family, to get to where I am today,

Wow, omo ... I've tried learning fx multiple times, but my get rich quick mentality and my inability to commit to the learning process has always been a deterrent to me becoming a profitable trader.

If I may ask, what strategy do you trade and what are your thoughts on the smart money concept

Jesusmylord:
It's not bad. I would rate these social sciences courses in this order:
Accounting
Economics
Banking and Finance

thank you, I'm also in this guys shoes, same age, final year, banking and finance and I have the same worry like he does. Your advice to him was encouraging, thank you

Jesusmylord:
You did the right course especially when you put the Nigerian labour market into consideration. It's easier to get a job if you are an accounting graduate and it’s going to be a plus for you if you have ICAN before you finished your NYSC.

To answer your question, Do I stand a chance of securing a graduate trainee position in a top multinational organization requesting for 2.1 and above within the age bracket of 26 and below post-NYSC, Given that after my service I will be 27?

Multinational organization, 27 years after NYSC, and 2:1.
Yes, PWC will be your best bet.

The following are my guides for you:
1. Endeavour that your PPA during the NYSC is a place where you have time for yourself. The best places could be Ministries and Secretariats (LGA, State, or Federal).
2. Draw a realistic timetable for your ICAN exam and aptitude Test. Maybe 3 days for ICAN and 2 days for aptitude test preparation/practice in a week. PWC uses SHL format, I can send you pdf files if you don’t mind. Also, you need to practice situational judgment questions.
3. Work on your presentation skills and develop your skills on how to work in a team. You will need these skills during an assessment centre after you scale through the stage of the aptitude test.
4. Start what I said above early into your service year. The quality of your life you will get after NYSC is directly proportional to the time you invested preparing during the NYSC.
5. NYSC is not time to play away your time but it's an avenue to strategies how your future will be. Please mingle well with people, and socialize, but don't let anything take away your 5 days of studying for your ICAN and aptitude test from you.
6. Save some portion of your NYSC allowance, I believe by the 9th month you should be able to pay for the ICAN exam yourself.
7. Don't underestimate anyone during the service year. Lest of people you don't expect might be the ones to give you the link to climb the ladder to the top.
8. Be prayerful. Nothing is certain in this life. Apart from your sound academic performance, and the skills your developed, you need a bit of grace (luck) to achieve your goals and dreams.
9. Finally, “So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that showeth mercy (Romans 9:16).” Again, pray for grace and mercy. You need them in your journey in life.

I wish you the best in the remaining time of your undergraduate studies, service year, and journey in life.

considering the Nigerian labour market? How is banking and finance as a course?

Emmizay12:
graduated at age 22 with a 2.1 CGPA,,,, did my service at 23, got a job immediately in a bank, was earning well for 3 years..

but I quickly discovered that what I wanted in life is financial freedom..

started learning Forex, saved and quit my job 9months later, I am now making thousands of naira daily and on my terms

I will never work for anybody in my life till I die,,,

brother find your passion, and stick to it even if it seems difficult.... I'm currently 26 years old...

the world is your oyster, only you can change your life

P.S anyone who quotes me about forex, understand that I don't give a sh*t about your opinion, the money I've made in forex is what you can never give me your life....thanks

wow, that's impressive, how long did you have to learn for before you became profitable?

Exceed15:
Are u kidding me? Do u follow football at all? Stop spewing this blunder again.

stop replying kids.
Bcus how on earth will someone will a developed brain use goals as a yardstick to judge a defensive midfielder. What happened to clearance, interception, successful tackles e.t.c

Gabbriell:
Go and develop your own platform. Pay heavy fees for daily security and upkeep, then charge nothing in return (not even ads). See how it goes.

Some of you are just stack illiterates with entitlement mentality.

you can call me anything but illiterate, that term is reserved for you and your family.

Nairaland is finished.
From Google ads to tribalism to late news publishing and now this. Seun did this to this forum when he allowed it to be used as a propaganda machine to fester division in Nigeria and to help the ruling party remain in power.

Sane people are leaving because tribalists, incels and femcels have hijacked this once great platform

creolehunt:
Why cant it happen in Nigeria? Kindly share your thoughts

because Nigeria is a lawless country where people with power and influence get away with lawlessness

muyeski:
U are spitting trash, the very day we divide these nation then u will know why majority of the expatriate in Lagos don't buy house but rent it. We consider Benin republic as part of yoruba so we let them live as if they are in there country. Long story short pray we don't divide cause most of u will forfeit ur property voluntarily due to high tax on property once again ask the expatriate why do they prefer renting to buying of property

off point

With this new administration, y'all salaries are about to get even more disappointing

Some people turned this election to an Igbo vs Yoruba affair. They made mockery of the igbos as though the igbos lost and they won. I laugh at such stupidity.

No section or tribe in the country will get any preferential treatment, whatever hardship that bites the goose will also bite the gander

How much will it cost me to change the camera of a Google pixel 2xl

DesChyko:
I got called out for a similar reason recently. Although for a slightly different communication issue.

I put my PC on priority notifications only to reduce distractions while working; this being because a lot of calculation is involved in every single task I do and I like to do them mentally since using tools can shave off extra minutes during processing. Most importantly, I like a very quiet and secluded environment, with just me and my music while working remote.

This can be quite costly as I often miss teammates' messages, team calls, and the likes. I got called out for 'lack of communication' in our last meeting as I came late for the meeting which was impromptly scheduled, then went ahead to personalize a response and sent it to the employer; a response that was agreed to be sent as a team response in another meeting impromptly scheduled that I missed.

Omo.. It wasn't funny. One downside of over communication though is you may be drawn into conversations of rather insignificant or negative value to you or your job and you'd rather not have.

are you an accountant?