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Ngwa, my igbo brothers, am i correct

HOW TO HOOK AN IGBO MAN FOR
MARRIAGE
Hundreds of thousands of Igbo
single ladies will be heading to
their villages and other parts of
Igboland within the Christmas
and New Year seasons hoping to
start relationships with Igbo men
that will lead to marriages. But
hooking and dating an Igbo guy
need lots wisdom, skills and
strategies before the relationship
will lead to the altar. Here are my
winning tips for the ladies:
1. DRESS DECENTLY: An average
Igbo man is very conservative and
may not approve your dressing
that shows off your female
anatomy. Those tight fitting
rousers, miniskirts and
transparent blouses will scare
him away that you are a hustler
not a wife material
2. NEVER SHOW SUPERIORITY: No
matter your
family or educational success,
never try to prove to an Igbo man
that he is inferior. He has a very
large ego to a point of pomposity.
Never tell him that another guy
dress better than him, speak
better or a better gentleman than
him. He is the King of his jungle
and treat him like one.
3. ALLOW HIM TO SHOW YOU OFF:
You are like a new house he has
bought or even a new car, please
allow him to show you off to
friends and relatives. Always smile
after his lengthy introduction and
tell whoever that cares to listen
that he is one of the best things
that have ever happen to you. Be
his Queen with humility and class
4. SHOW REAL INTREST IN HIS
FAMILY: Ask after his relatives and
memorize their names. Dating an
Igbo guy is dating his entire
family especially his mother and
sisters. Be friend them, speak well
of them and be nice to them or
they will rock your love boat
5. DRAW A LINE ON SEX: Some
unmarried Igbo men do not ask
for sex, they demand it as sign of
a ladies commitment to the
relationship. In fact, some will
refuse to propose until the lady
agrees to be his constant sex
partner. If a lady foolishly fall to
trap, she had cheapen himself
before him and devalued her
dignity. Many real players and hit
and run Casanovas that are using
marriage proposal as a hook to
an unending sexual encounters
with the lady
6. NEVER ASK HIM FOR MONEY:
Some ladies
believe that Igbo men are ATM
machines that
foolishly dispense money without
thinking but the guys are very
wise and smart. Asking him
money for recharge cards,
sharwama, Ice cream and
transportation gives you away as
a material girl. Instead of asking,
buy fruits, ties, singlet and other
gifts for him. He will respect you
and reciprocate by giving you
good gifts and money too
7. NEVER CORRECT HIM IN PUBLIC:
My brothers can be talkative and
may mix up tenses and even say I
ROVE YOU instead of I love you
but just smile and wait till you
marry him. Try to speak Igbo to
him and ask him always about his
business, health and family
members.
8. BE SPIRITUAL-No responsible
man wants to
marry a club girl or a lady
indifferent to spiritual
matters. Never project yourself as
someone only interested in night
clubs, beer palours and watching
masquerades. Buy Bible for him
as New Year gift. Buy audio and
video CDs for his spiritual growth.
But never behave as a Born again
fanatic that is too judgmental and
not social
# Credits: Timothy Ofoegbu
This list was compiled/ written
by an Igbo Brother.
Interesting I must say..
Yet we ask the reason for high
divorce rate in Nigeria....

Justeenaleo:
Wrong!

wat ur birth month??

Whr re the December born??

datguru:
You are a suspect, I don't think you are telling the truth

.....

xpac01:
The birth month is still saying nothing. Its just repeating everrything. By the way am sept. born and God knws I was never anything calm. Am just developing into a calm person. So, your theory is refuted.

Guy u sure say na sept dem born u

agarawu23:
u sure say u type dis or u copy it

u get time o if na u type AM



December born

december??... Whc date?

Well, am december (19), lets hear frm u

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful,
cautious and organized. Like to
point out people's mistakes. Like
to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but
able to talk well. Calm and cool.
Kind and sympathetic. Concerned
and detailed. Loyal but not always
honest. Do work well. Very
confident. Sensitive.
Think generous. Good memory.
Clever and knowledgeable. Loves
to look for information. Must
control oneself when criticizing.
Able to motivate oneself.
Understanding. Fun to be around.
Secretive. Love sports, leisure and
traveling. Hardly show emotions.
Tend to bottle up feelings. Very
choosy, especially in relationships.
Systematic.
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OCTOBER:
Love to chat. Love those who love
them. Love to take things at the
center. Inner and physical beauty.
Lie but don't pretend. Get angry
often. Treat friends importantly.
Always make friends.
Easily hurt but recover easily.
Daydreamer. Opinionated. Do not
care of what others think.
Emotional. Decisive. Strong
clairvoyance. Love to travel, the
arts and literature. Touchy and
easily jealous. Concerned. Love
outdoors. Just and fair.
Spendthrift. Easily influenced.
Easily lose confidence. Love
children.
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NOVEMBER:
Have a lot of ideas. Difficult to
fathom. Think forward. Unique
and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas.
Sharp thinking. Fine and strong
clairvoyance. Can become good
doctors. Dynamic in personality.
Secretive. Inquisitive. Know how
to dig secrets. Always think. Less
talkative but
amiable. Brave and generous.
Patient. Stubborn and hard-
hearted. If there is
a will, there is a way. Determined.
Never give up. Hardly becomes
angry unless provoked. Love to be
alone. Think differently from
others. Sharp-minded. Motivate
oneself. Do not appreciates
praises.
High-spirited. Well-built and
tough. Deep love and emotions.
Romantic. Uncertain in
relationships. Homely.
Hardworking. High abilities.
Trustworthy. Honest and keeps
secret. Not able to control
emotions. Unpredictable
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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy.
Patriotic. Active in games and
interactions. Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with.
Love to socialize. Love praises.
Love attention. Love to be loved.
Honest and trustworthy. Not
pretending. Short tempered.
Changing personality. Not
egoistic. Take high pride in
oneself. Hate restrictions. Love to
joke. Good sense of humor.
Logical.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Ambitious and serious. Loves to
teach and be taught. Always looks
at people's flaws and
weaknesses. Like to criticize.
Hardworking and productive.
Smart, neat and organized.
Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Know how to make others happy.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Rather reserved. Highly attentive.
Resistant to illnesses but prone to
colds. Romantic but has
difficulties expressing love. Loves
children. Loyal. Has great social
abilities yet easily jealous. Very
Stubborn and money cautious.
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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Love reality
and abstract. Intelligent and
clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach
goals. Love freedom. Rebellious
when restricted. Love
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and
easily hurt. Get angry easily but
not show it. Dislike unnecessary
things. Love making friends.
Daring and stubborn. Ambitious.
Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Love entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the inside not
outside. Superstitious and
ludicrous. Spendthrift. Try to learn
to show emotions.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy.
Affectionate. Shy and reserved.
Secretive. Naturally honest,
generous and sympathetic. Love
peace and serenity. Sensitive to
others. Love to serve others. Easily
angry. Trustworthy. Appreciative
and returns kindness. Observant
and assesses others.
Revengeful. Love to dream and
fantasize. Love traveling. Love
attention.
Hasty decisions in choosing
partners. Love home decors.
Musically talented. Love special
things. Moody.
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APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and
haste but tend to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to
oneself. Strong mentality. Love
attention. Diplomatic. Consoling,
friendly and solve people's
problems. Brave and fearless.
Adventurous. Loving and caring.
Suave and generous. Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory.
Motivate oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and
chest. Sexy in a way that only
their lover can see.
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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and highly
motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily
angered. Attract others and love
attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful
physically and mentally. Firm
standpoint. Need no motivation.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain). Love to dream. Strong
clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and
neck. Good imagination. Good
physical. Weak breathing. Love
literature and the arts. Love
traveling. Dislike being at home.
Restless. Not having many
children. Hardworking. High
spirited. Spendthrift.
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JUNE:
Think far with vision. Easily
influenced by kindness. Polite
and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind.
Hesitating, tend to delay. Choosy
and always want the best.
Temperamental. Funny
and humorous. Love to joke.
Good debating skills. Talkative.
Daydreamer. Friendly. Know how
to make friends. Abiding. Able to
show character. Easily
hurt. Prone to getting colds. Love
to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy.
Seldom show emotions. Take time
to recover when hurt. Brand
conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult
to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Take pride in oneself. Have
reputation. Easily consoled.
Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly.
Approachable. Emotional
temperamental and
unpredictable. Moody and easily
hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not
revengeful. Forgive but never
forget. Dislike nonsensical and
unnecessary things. Guide others
physically and mentally. Sensitive
and form impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treat others equally. Strong sense
of sympathy. Wary and sharp.
Judge people through
observations. Hardworking. No
difficulties in studying. Love to be
alone. Always brood about the
past and the old friends. Like to
be quiet. Homely person. Wait for
friends. Never look for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Prone to have stomach and
dieting problems. Love to be
loved. Easily hurt but take long to
recover.
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AUGUST:
Love to joke. Attractive. Suave and
caring. Brave and fearless. Firm
and have leadership qualities.
Know how to console others. Too
generous and egoistic. Take high
pride of oneself. Thirsty for
praises.
Extraordinary spirit. Easily angry.
Angry when provoked. Easily
jealous.
Observant. Careful and cautious.
Think quickly. Independent
thoughts. Love to lead and to be
led. Love to dream. Talented in the
arts, music and defense. Sensitive
but not petty. Poor resistance
against illnesses. Learn to relax.
Hasty and trusty. Romantc

December 19th

I vote chibwike

Chai, but whr d pictures na?... Dats d main reason i opened dis post

PSP Rocks!!

joseph1832:
Me feel like slapping the taste outta your mouth! Lol.

wanna do same?

mcdokwe:
I don't have a voter's card

guy u mumu oo, if u no gt anytin 2 type, u 4 jst shut up

A man got this message frm his neighbour: Sir, i am sorry but i av this confession to make, i ve been sharing your wife with you behind your back day nd night. I feel i should let you know cause i feel so guilty. I promise never to do it again... The man angrily shot his wife dead!
Few minites later he recieved another message stating: So sorry for the spelling. I meant to write WIFI nt WIFE

troubled:
I don't even know how to start picking back the pieces of my life again. I am super depressed

Indeed You need JESUS... Jst pray 2 God nd u will see the turn aroung in your life, he loves us nd hates seeing us in pain

Best Naija Rapper Ever..... U jst enta music yesterday nd nw every rapper in 9ja re luking up to you.. HBD

I have 429 song nd my best is ORINGO by PHYNO

Those who pollute the whole class with their FART

The guy who spoils the fun with his body odour

Dumebi in school

IBU 2015

no more tonto dikeh, nw na tiwa savage.. By d way why dis gal matter dey always make front page

GEJ till 2073

Pes2013 on psp

sho nor fine joor