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Members of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad,
(SARS), at the Zone 2 Headquarters, Onikan, Lagos,
have arrested some thieves who specialize in
stealing containers loaded with goods from the
Apapa Wharf and Tin-Island Port.
Five hundred cartons of drugs were recovered from

three of the thieves. The Guardian gathered that the
suspects who were identified as Emmanuel Onyike,
51; Alabi Daudu, 68, and Paul Aina 58, were
apprehended after they stole a 40ft container
loaded with pharmaceutical products valued at $
200,000, belonging to United States Agency for
International Development (USAID).

Sources disclosed that a petition signed by a
representative of the agency, Bankole Michael, was
sent to the Assistant Inspector General of Police,
AIG, in Charge of Zone 2, Mbu Joseph Mbu,
alleging that he contracted a transport and
logistics firm to deliver the drugs at the warehouse
of Society for Family Health (SFH), Sango Otta, but
the drugs were diverted.

The AIG was said to have directed the officer in
charge of SARS, Peter Gana, to investigate the
matter. A source who spoke with The Guardian on
the condition of anonymity, disclosed that a
member of the syndicate was trailed through phone
tracking to Ikorodu area of Lagos State, where he
was arrested.

He was said to have confessed to the crime and
led SARS operatives to arrest Paul and Alabi in
their hideouts.

“Onyike also mentioned one Babawale, Ikechukwu,
Shola and Alhaji. He led us to a warehouse in
Igando area of the state where 500 cartons of the
drugs were recovered. Our investigations have so
far indicated that the syndicate operates fake
transport and logistic firm at the port and they
usually divert goods from their destination
whenever they get contracted,” the source said.
Meanwhile, when The Guardian interacted with the
suspects, Onyike, who is an amputee, confessed
that he was new in the business and he joined the
syndicate because he needed money for his
upkeep.

“I am a native of Owerri, Imo State and I lost one of
my legs last year in a car crash. One of my friends,
Babawale got me involved in this business and he
promised to pay me N500, 000, if I can help him
get a warehouse where he could store the goods.
“I knew a man who has an empty warehouse in
Igando and I approached him. I lied to him that the
goods belonged to a friend who lives abroad and
he accepted.

“I don’t know how Babawale and others stole the
goods from the port, but the money they promised
to pay me after the sale of the goods was what
lured me into the business,” he said.

http://yesreport..com/2015/07/container-thieves-nabbed-at-lagos-port.html?m=0

lalasticlala

dis is very disheartening, violence everywhere, meanwhile,see the forest where witches corpses are dumped after they die http://yesreport..com/2015/07/igbele-evil-forest-where-itsekiris-dump.html

dat good o..I pray for every nairalander that clicks like and myself that we will play with our grandchildren wen we are even more comfortable than buhari ijn
meanwhile the wife of ex Nigerian Governor is dead,you won't believe who http://yesreport..com/2015/07/former-nigerian-governors-wife-dead.html

he looks good but dudes too dark joor...people have been saying that korede bello now looks different, what really happened to him? see photo
http://yesreport..com/2015/07/does-korede-bellow-look-different-now.html

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seriously o,the guy spoilt my fun big time, if I had the chance,I'd kill him,resurrect him,kill him again,resurrect him again,kill him again,resurrect him again..I will kill him till d extent he won't resurrect again,meanwhile, 500 Students of Federal University Of Technology Nekede has been expelled or rusticated http://yesreport..com/2015/07/500-futo-students-rusticated.html you will b surprised what they did.

Naija
court is rulling
another is unruling
d forces are now working sha,an arm factory was discovered at Kaduna yesterday sef http://yesreport..com/2015/07/police-discovers-illegal-arms-factory.html

he looks good but dudes too dark joor...people have been saying that korede bello now looks different, what really happened to him? see photo
http://yesreport..com/2015/07/does-korede-bellow-look-different-now.html

Kaduna State Police Command has discovered and
searched the residence of one Bulus Kinze and James
Kinze, both males of Kogun village in Jema’a local
government area of the state for being allegedly
used for illegal manufacturing of arms, ammunition
and for being main suppliers of weapons to armed
bandits.

Briefing newsmen in Kaduna on the activities of the
command, the state police Commissioner, Alhaji
Umar Shehu said other 18 robbery suspects were
also arrested.

He explained that the police engaged a syndicate
of armed bandits in gun battle where they
overpowered and chased them through a rocky
area between Gododo and Jagindi road of Sanga
local government area of the state, stressing that
AK-47 rifle breech no. 47/3958 and two live
ammunition were recovered from the bandits .

The police Commissioner added that a notorious
armed robbery suspect named Umar Usman alias
Zidane who is the ring leader of different gangs
such as armed robbery, arm manufacturing and
supply, act of terrorism, cattle rustling and car
snatchers across Kaduna, Abuja, Kogi and Zamfara
states and thirteen other suspects were arrested at
various hideouts.

Some of the suspects arrested, he said, specialized
in manufacturing locally made rifles. He said four
vehicles were also recovered from the suspects.
Some of the ammunition recovered from the
bandits include one single barrel, 35 live revolver
ammunition, 10 live cartridges, AK-47 and others.
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http://yesreport..com/2015/07/police-discovers-illegal-arms-factory.html
lalasticlala

deliverance tins,d mans dick is supposed to b cut off,meanwhile see Igbele: Evil forest where Itsekiris
dump corpses of witches, wizards
http://yesreport..com/2015/07/igbele-evil-forest-where-itsekiris-dump.html

politics in Naija,I don't know y everyone answering Tinubu or Saraki is always having problems .meanwhile, a Nigerian governor's wife is dead
http://yesreport..com/2015/07/former-nigerian-governors-wife-dead.html

this is really disheartening, I can imagine the pain the mother will be feeling eight now,RIP to the dead sha ..this brave woman stabbed a man who was trying to Rob her, http://yesreport..com/2015/07/woman-stabs-robber-to-death.html she is very brave

op I don't know what you are talking about, what I know is mama sikira in my area keeps her moni in her bra..meanwhile, Microsoft has sacked 34 of its 40 Nigerian Staffs, do you think they are being xenophobic?? http://yesreport..com/2015/07/microsoft-fires-34-out-of-40-nigerian.html

Microsoft on Thursday sacked 34 (85 per cent)
of the 40 employees in the Nigerian office of its
phone division.
The sacking came 24 hours after the company’s
latest Windows 10 was made available in
Nigeria and 189 other countries.
Employees at the Nigerian office were silent on
the matter, but a source said that the
downsizing was part of the global decision of
Microsoft to streamline its phone division.
The source said the sacking was in line with the
massive layoff of workers “sweeping through the
global offices of Microsoft’s phone division.”
The Chief Executive Officer, Microsoft, Satya
Nadella, had said in a memo to all Nigerian
employees in late June that “the company
needed to make some “tough choices” in areas
that were not working”.
The memo had stated that 7,800 jobs would be
cut from the mobile division working on
Windows Phone hardware.
The e-mail from Nadella to all employees, which
was made available to our correspondent, read,
“We are moving from a strategy to grow a
standalone phone business to a strategy to
grow and create a vibrant Windows ecosystem,
including our first-party device family.

http://yesreport..com/2015/07/microsoft-fires-34-out-of-40-nigerian.html

lalasticlala

nyc,this is a welcome development, the anambara people will really be happy with him,meanwhile buhari has approved over 5 billion naira to assist bomb blast victims http://yesreport..com/2015/07/buhari-orders-release-of-5-bn-for-blast.html

Buhari My Mann

SWAGGAVILLAGE:
President Muhammadu Buhari has directed the
Head of Service of the Federation, Danladi Kifasi, to
facilitate the immediate release of the N5 billion
pledged by the Federal Government since August
2014 for the Victims Support Fund (VSF), the
presidency announced Friday.
The fund was created to support victims of bomb
attacks.
President Buhari gave the directive after receiving
a briefing from the VSF Presidential Committee
headed by former defence minister, Theophilus
Danjuma, at the Presidential Villa.
Mr. Danjuma told the president that out of the
N55.92 billion pledged at the fund-raising dinner
for the fund in August last year, N33.54 billion was
still outstanding, including N5 Billion from the
Federal Government.
He said the VSF currently has N23.33 billion in
four bank accounts.
Mr. Danjuma urged the president to use his office
to persuade all organizations and individuals to
honour their pledges to the Committee.
The directive came two days after PREMIUM TIMES
reported how the funds had not been deployed to
provide needed help to victims, nearly a year after.
The committee had also told PREMIUM TIMES how
several wealthy Nigerians who made pledges failed
to redeem them, and how former President
Jonathan directed that the funds should not be
released for operations already handled by the
National Emergency Management Agency, NEMA.
Mr. Danjuma told President Buhari that the former
president gave approval for the funds to be
incorporated into a Trust Fund, to “insulate it from
political interference”.
President Buhari urged the Committee to ensure
proper coordination with other government
agencies providing support and assistance to
victims of terrorism.
The president assured Mr. Danjuma and members
of the VSF Committee that his administration was
taking proactive steps to defeat terrorism in the
country.
He said that despite the challenge of acquiring
much needed strategic equipment and weapons to
confront the terrorists, the Nigerian military has
recently gained much ground in its effort to defeat
and degrade Boko Haram.
He added that the full deployment of the Multi-
National Joint Task Force (MNJTF), under the
auspices of member-states of Lake Chad Basin
Commission, will further boost ongoing military
operations against the insurgents.
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/187564-buhari-orders-immediate-release-of-n5-bn-to-bomb-victims.html

lalasticlala

Three children of the same parents were burnt to
death in an early morning inferno on Friday that
happened in Isolo area of Lagos State.
The Director, Lagos State Fire Services, Mr Rasak
Fadipe, while confirming the incident, said that the
three children, all females, were aged five, seven
and 12.
He said the tragedy occurred at about 4.00 a.m. at
Mechanic Village, Jakande Estate near Oke Afa,
Isolo.
The director said that preliminary investigation
showed that a vehicle loaded with plastics
containing petroleum products ran into parked
vehicles in the area and the impact resulted in fire.
"The fire affected eight lock-up shops, three
houses and three vehicles.
"The children were found in one of the shops. We
did not know that there were human beings in any
of the shops when our men arrived. We discovered
it later. The corpses were handed over to the
police from Ejigbo Division," Fadipe said.
He advised members of the public to be conscious
of the activities of others around them that could
endanger their lives, particularly people carrying
fuel in plastic cans.
http://yesreport..com/2015/07/3-sisters-burnt-to-death-as-fire-gushes.html

lalasticlala ishilove

Jovago:
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Originally called ‘Gwash’ until anglicized to ‘Jos” by the colonialists, the city is one of the most picturesque in Nigeria. A choice destination for tourists interested in the Middle belt region of the country, it is features a temperate climate, magnificent geography, landmarks, and mind-blowing tourist attractions.

Aside from occasional unrests driven by underground terrorists, the city is calm and nurturing. It is full of amazing contrasts, and never ceases to stun with its magnitude of dimensions and themes which are there to be discovered, immersed and understood by the inquisitive visitor. The city may be an acquired taste and your first impressions straight off the bus may not be positive. But the vibe and drive of Plateau’s capital are infectious if you give it time. Jovago.com showcases the beauty called Jos!

TOP THREE SITES

The Jos Museum
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Established in 1952 by Bernard Fagg, the Jos Musuem is one of the oldest museums in the country. A centre for research into prehistoric culture, it boasts of Nok terracotta heads and artifacts dating from between 500 BC to AD 200 as well as life-size replicas of a variety of buildings including the walls of Kano and the Mosque at Zaria to a Tiv village.

The Jos Wild Life Park
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Set up in honor of the African heads of state by the Organisation of African Unity (OAU) to in response to a mandate set aside one third of their landmass as conservation areas, the wild life park is almost as old as the city itself. It is habitat to a variety of animal species including reptiles, mammals, primates, and birds, and certainly a treat for lovers of wildlife.

Assop Waterall

Occurring naturally at the bottom of the famous Hawan Kibo, Assop waterfall is a truly scenic landscape with a corresponding warm ambience. The spot is perfect for picnic and other social events.

Lodging

From hotels to camping, the town boasts a wide range of accommodation for all budgets and all tastes.

With Jovago.com offering about 190 hotels here, first-time visitors are provided with as many as options as possible. Finding the right hotel in a Jos however is easy as Jos is not an expensive city, and you are bound to have a good trip.

Popular hotels for tourist and visitors include Hill Station, Crest, City Lodge and Metro Prime hotels.

Eating
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Jos as a city has come a long way in recent years with regards to dining. Restaurants in Jos cater to all tastes. From cheap meals to quality dining, there is something for every palate and wallet.

Try one of the old fashioned bukkahs for tasty local treats, or make a reservation at one of the cities premiere restaurants, many of which are located away from the tourist corridors. You can taste traditional foods of the Hausas who dominate the location or take a culinary trip to other parts of the country as well at top restaurants during your stay in Jos.

Although haute cuisine may be pricey, one may eat in Jos fairly cheaply and steer clear of fast foods bristos at the same time. Some of the famous restaurants include; King Bite, Garden Chinese and continental, Elysar Chinese and Lebanese restaurant and Bevelyns restaurants.

Shopping

Unlike Lagos, Abuja or Port Harcourt, Jos is not for hard-core shoppers, but visitors can still find plenty to spend their well-earned money on.

Jos is seeing true growth in the number of shops available and the number of brands that are starting to storefronts. Whether it is boutiques, shopping complexes, dusty family stores or local markets, a day spent shopping can result in both bargains and treasures.

Fun Fact

The Jos Plateau Indigo bird, a small reddish-brown bird, is found nowhere else on earth besides Plateau state, Nigeria

op jos has never been "mostly occupied" by the hausas..don't say what you don't know,they only live in one part of jos.

sinaj:
I hope u didnt write d test in pidgin

he he he,ma'am, as a mass communicator,I was taught on how to code mix and code switch in order to make a write up more interesting.and d test wasn't one,so I sure wrote in pure English

So I taught,the loud shout of 3 mins more!! Brought me back to reality, it was a 5 mins test,just then,my to-be saviour raised her head up,babe,which one you do na,I replied, she said,I Don finish, I say oya na,hustle me the remaining na,she declined, I pleaded , MAJOR GENERAL MUHAMADU BUHARI - CHIEF OF PRESIDENT STAFF ,she grudgingly mumured to me after warning me not to spread it out,I laughed out loud but overlooked it telling her its buratai ,I taught she mistook the name because they seemed similar but the girl no gree o,she say na buhari,I say OK o,do as you wish, I turned to the guy by my right,that one even complicated the issue, SIMON LALONG (current plateau state governor) - CHIEF OF GORVENMENT STAFF, he said ,omohh l!! I laughed so hard that the woman started asking what's funny,I maneuvered her question sha,my friend who I expected to at least know one more,added salt to the injury,I looked at his paper only to find DAVID MARK - CHIEF OF SENATORS, OSINBAJO - CHIEF VICE PRESIDENT ,ahhh this was too funny,I almost peed in my pants,just then,another laugh drew my attention,it was the woman,she was laughing at a girl who was curiously checking the table of contents and the notes in the woman's text book,the girl was fully concentrated, that increased the laughter,test that am supposed to be crying about, I dey laugh,out of curiosity,I checked other peoples answer too,to my greatest surprise,some were even writing their local government chair men's name, lolzz,the girl beside me has passed her answer around the whole class and everyone was copying,ahhh I taught,this is serious o...I sha wanna use this medium to plead on mrs Christy, ma'am ,we are sorry,pls cancel this test and give another ma..God bless you ma.

First of all,mods make una no vex for me o..I know I posted in the wrong section but temper justice with mercy sha.

OK ..so the final year mass communication department of _____ jos were to write a test today,we were informed earlier sha,the woman was a very strict woman,I can boldly beat my chest to say she is the most strict lecturer in my stay at the institution. I totally forgot about the test until i messaged bae on whatsapp yestwrday night and she replied me with "go read,test dey tomorow" ,test kwa?? I asked ,yes na,mass media and the society test,was her reply!!
Choi,i taught to myself,this woman wey don dey pursue me from class since how many weeks because of dress code,I Don explain to this woman say my marron shirt Don dey too tight me,in fact e no dey enter me again but d woman see am as story for amadioha,na C.O tins b that oooo,I screamed alone in my room while looking at my mass media text book.
I go enter market tomorow b that go buy new maroon shirt,I taught as I read the text book from cover to cover,in fact,even the preface, introduction,acknowledgment,about the author,all I read am just to avoid this woman wahala,our MACCOSA group on whatsapp which is always bubbling with messages disturbing me and sucking my battery was as silent as a phone that has ran out of subscription, in fact,for a moment,I taught my phone was off,everyone was busy helping him/herself.
Morning don break,na so I look the last card wey dey my body hit d road enter market as early as 8:30 am ,shops never open sef.i go jam one aboki man for one shop like that,Aboki!! Kana da maroon shirt? I screamed as o asked him if he had a maroon shirt,akwai,the man answered, bring am make I see,na so d man bring one big okrika caftan say na marron shirt, ahhh ahhh,this one too big,I said,he said that was the only available one ,I looked forward to other shops,there were closed,I checked my time, I never even bath Sef ,just then,a sharp pain was what I felt close to my shoulder which reminded me of the hour and half gyming I just went through not too long ago,bani I told the man,we talked about the price and settled,and off I went,trekking back home because I no want spend extra doe,sha the market was like a 30 min walk from my house..

Finally, I arrived home,took my bath,wore the marron caftan my aboki man gave me,I looked at the mirror and for a second, looked at my back to see if there was another person behind me,cos the mirror was showing a horrible looking human masquerade (Lol) ,I soon realized it was me,I looked funny,tried different hoods,jackets and sweaters to see of I can hide the large shirt on me,but the back of the shirt was just flying up and down like a Lady in her wedding gown,nothing could hide it,I taught about taking it to the tailor but was reminded I had no time by the tick-tock of my wall clock,it was 10:36 already,i had a test by 12 and am still contemplating on what hood best covers my newly found dangling tail,i just bone talj say i dey enter school like that,if e pain anybody,make him go die (in oshomole's voice).
Off i went,to the school it was,getting inside the hall,the test was trending as it was on every lips,so no b only me,I taught, I find beta chair nyas*h down o.
Every one wanted to avoid carrying over that particular course cos they wanted to avoid that woman in anyway possible, her text book was bought by virtually all students in a class of almost 300.finally, the woman came in,she performed her weekly routine of chasing out students who were not in their dress code, in fact, even if u were maroon, as far as say no b packet shirt,she go pursue u,it got to my turn,I could see her looking at me but couldn't chase me today as I was properly dressed in my buba caftan like maroon,she lectured for some minutes and went to the white board as she wrote TEST boldly on it,she was one of those lecturers that gives only 1 test,even oduduwa can't save you the C.O if you miss it,our schools marking scheme is alarming, if u like get pass the required mark to move to the next level in the exams,as far as say you no do test or u get lower than the combined 15 marks for assignment and attendance, na carry over get you,back to biz,na so d woman shout,its an open test,you are free to use your text book,ahhh see people dey fear to open text book o even if them give them express permission to use it,na so d woman go back board write the question.
WRITE THE NAMES OF THE NEWLY APPOINTED SERVICE CHIEFS AND GIVE THEIR POSITIONS
Ahhhh see confusion on the face of many,"which kind question b this" was on the lips of many.na so I look my paper as if say e find my trouble,just then,I remembered this comment by BUYGALA on the chief of army profile thread.

buygala:
ok


All hail General Burantashi The Nigerian Spartacus... The slayer of Boko Haram


In other news.....




The Olosho I slept with yesterday seized a condom full of my spermm because I am still owing her #500 .... Please advise me..... Is my spermm safe?

Which got me laughing out loud when I read it,Immediately, major general buratai came to mind,I wrote it down and was trying to ponder about the rest,I am current but I don't usually bother about names, just then,I felt a tap,I turned to find the girl behind me,she said,Watsup na,which one you write? I smiled as I gave her the name of Buran Tashi (Lol)
She thanked me, just then,I saw another girl beside me seriously writing something, I was like, omo this girl Don scatter am finish, me I go copy her own b that.

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Daliano:
Bros no vex but is dat not a porn star?....Asin c nya.sh

my brother, she follow join b Dat one too

tank jah he didn't, him time Neva reach..meanwhile, see a throwback of Nigerian President http://yesreport..com/2015/07/photo-olusegun-obasanjo-in-1987.html?m=0

cute..naija is really a beautiful place to be in,just some greedy idiots who doesn't want peace,we aw not yet done with BH boys now Radio Biafra is already training their force men.. http://yesreport..com/2015/07/radio-biafra-now-has-force-men-in-enugu.html?m=0

y na..naijas education system really needs a serious overhaul, nofin is Working, look at the former yaba tech thread..choi...meanwhile, UNN Has Given A Disclaimer Notice On the CBT Practice
Test http://yesreport..com/2015/07/unn-disclaimer-notice-on-cbt-practice.html?m=0

delectablegyal:
07069690214419

hello,does she stay in mars?

gbaskiboy:
I get her number, how much are u ready to pay? To be sure am chatting with her on whatsapp nw

ha ha ha ha..screenshots or adonbilivit