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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 11:20pm On Sep 28, 2019
SUPERPACK:
Avoid those CLH and FC...UK as a new comer unless you don't want to last long. Before you pick any call do a fast calculation to be sure. Use the ratio 3:1, this translates to 3mins call is equal to 1-hour call turn around time. so let say you pick a 15mins call, it should be 15/3=5hours. anything more than 5hours simply means it is an FC..UK or CLH call. The above will give you chances of picking calls with less accent issue like Pen Fuster, Fund..g circ.. US, SOR, ICe, or Sonron.
Okay. Thanks. But my question is, "is it possible to play the entire audio first, on the platform?"
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Self Employment Opportunity: Transcribing For A Living In Nigeria Part 1 by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 4:43am On Sep 28, 2019
Hi, Guys. I'm just starting out. I just released one CLH call now. Initially, everything was clear and easy, I was beginning to wonder why so much time was allotted. Anyways, midway into the call Rep enter bedroom voice, tried my best but eventually had to give up.

My question is please how can I play the call from start to end? Make I no if I go do the job at all. Thanks.

PS: I'm using Android
Literature / Re: A Thorn In The Flesh by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 6:54am On Sep 27, 2019
The OP is not responding. If you have it, can you give me ?
Zamar:

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Easy
Literature / Re: A Thorn In The Flesh by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 10:51pm On Sep 22, 2019
tonysunkan:
I rose up from my seat to prostrate for him. ‘Thank you very much, sir.’

He nodded. ‘I know your real reason of resignation is because of what had happened. Now, let me assure you that henceforth, we’ll be relating cordially as we used to before. On that note, there’s no need you resign again.’

I stood from my seat to prostrate for him again. ‘Thank you, sir. Thank you very much sir.’

‘You’re like my son. The issue of marrying my daughter must not cause a schism between you and me or between me and your dad. If Yetunde changes her mind, fine.

If she doesn’t, as far as I’m concerned, you’re free to marry whoever you want to marry.’

I thanked him profusely. For the first time in many days, I felt quite relieved from guilt and shame.

I called my mum to let her know what Senator Osho had said.

‘It’s good he has said that,’ she said. ‘He is giving you another chance. Henry, you must be careful. Don’t allow lust to cause you trouble again. There still good ladies around. Stop messing with ladies of easy virtues. Pray and pick one that will be a good wife to you. That is what you should do, now.’

‘Thanks, mum. I will do just that.’

That was how I continued to work for the senator, and continued shuffling between Lagos and Abuja.

A month after the issue, I was still very cautious about how I related with ladies. The incident had made me to realize that I could stay off women and off sex for weeks. I never thought that could happen.

In the spirit of forgiveness as demonstrated by the senator, when Bisola called me again, I picked up her call.

‘Thank God,’ she said. ‘Thank God you finally picked my call. I just want to let you know I’m very sorry.’

‘It’s okay,’ I replied.

‘Have you forgiven me?’

I chuckled. ‘Yes, but go and sin no more.’

‘Okay o. Thanks for forgiving.’

‘It’s alright.’

‘If there’s a vacuum in your heart that you want to fill, I’m still available.’

I shook my head. ‘I think the best thing at this junction is for us to go our separate ways.’

She was silent for a while.

‘Thanks for calling,’ I quickly said. ‘Good bye.’

‘Bye,’ she managed to say.

I cut the communication. There was no way I would still go for Bisola, after all that had happened, forgiveness or no forgiveness.

I actually hoped Yetunde would have a change of mind. This time, I was prepared to show her that I was completely changed person. I was ready to show love and commitment to her.

Three months after the incident, it was a conviction that Yetunde had kissed me good bye. The fact that she still refused to pick my call showed that she had foreclosed opening the door of her heart to me.

I decided that I had to move on. I remembered Kike’s ‘prophecy’. It seemed those words were coming to pass. Believe me, I wanted to dismiss her statement and forget about her, but I could not. In my sleep, I would dream about her. It was not really something intimate, but I always dreamt about having chats with her. After weeks of denial, I finally decided to call her.

‘Hello, Kike. Quite some time.’

‘Hello, Uncle Henry. How’s everything?’

‘We thank God. Things are not too bad.’

‘That means they’re quite bad.’

‘Yes, you can say that again.’

I allowed a short pause. ‘When will you be having holiday and when will you come to Lagos?’

‘We’ll be starting the semester exams next week. By upper week, the semester will end and I’ll be around.’

‘Good. I’m dying to meet you. Do you know my residence?’

‘No, I don’t.’

‘Okay, I’ll text it to you. I’m always around on weekends.’

‘Okay. What about the lady you want to marry? I hope she won’t be angry to see me there.’

It was obvious Kike was not updated about the events that had been happening.

‘You don’t worry about that aspect. When you come, we’ll talk.’

‘Okay.’

I was excited about the fact that Kike would soon be paying me a visit. I was having the kind of feeling I was having for he just before she started the university. Gosh, was this love or what?

She came on Saturday morning.

‘Hello, Kike.’

‘Good morning, uncle.’

She was in a simple blouse and skirt, but she still looked pretty in her simplicity.

I had prepared well for her coming. Earlier, I had bought a pack of fried rice and chicken from the best eatery around me. There was micro wave oven with which the food could be warmed. I had also bought some fruit juice and malt drinks.

Whatever Kike had said apart, I could see that she was a good wife material. Kike was decent, cool, pretty and God-fearing. If, indeed I had deviated from my previous lustful ways, then this lady was the best for me.


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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 13 Yahoo Boys In Another Clamp Down In Enugu (Photos) by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 7:08pm On Sep 10, 2019
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Travel / Re: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 8:20pm On Sep 04, 2019
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Politics / Re: We’ll Legalise Unlicensed Worship Centres’ Marriage Certificates — FG by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 6:34am On Aug 02, 2019
So na this one we still dey on ... SmH
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Facebook Hacker by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 6:16pm On Jul 19, 2019
Trash grin ... Phishing using links from an underground site ... And he's a hacker Lolz

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Health / Re: Woman In Wheelchair Begs Dangote To Give Her The Dollar He Promised Super Eagles by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 10:44am On Jul 18, 2019
See setup ... Sharp woman cheesy ... But if na me sha I will ignore ... Where she dey when baba dey hustle ...

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Two Suspected Fraudsters by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 9:12pm On May 24, 2019
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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Internet Fraudsters In Abuja by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 5:19pm On May 20, 2019
Iz it not the same TEN
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Asks Rihanna If She Is Pregnant, Gets Blasted by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 3:22pm On May 07, 2019
Mehn ... This Rihanna too fine ... Just made Juliet Ib look average
Romance / Re: Know Your Penis Size by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 5:56am On Dec 26, 2018
Oyinlomobambam:




How can one reduced from very large to average

Bro same question o
Programming / Re: Networking Newbies: Holla Me by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 11:58am On Sep 29, 2018
joelik96@gmail.com
adeoyeyemi:

Please, at the moment email is better.
Programming / Re: Networking Newbies: Holla Me by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 11:27pm On Sep 28, 2018
Pls I'm interested 08147442091
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Possible To Work From Home In Nigeria? by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 7:05am On Sep 14, 2018
AntiZombie:


50k and 75k

added u to the group

Please add me to the group ... I sent my details to your email ... joelik96@gmail.com
Politics / Re: IG Orders SARS Operatives To Wear Uniform For Identification by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 9:40am On Aug 25, 2018
SolutionMee:
That's quite unnecessary

Even if they are unclad

We Nigerians will always obey them

They gat our solidarity

We gat their protection

Every upright, legitimate, respectful, decent, obedient and hardworking Nigerians love SARS

Only the criminal minded doesn't

And all over the world, there has never been peace for the wicked

Today is my 5th day in Nigeria ever since I came for a vacation and I have never been harassed by any SARS or whatsoever

Instead, they gave me accurate directions when needs be, tell me more about Nigeria and the role of police in it, gist and laugh with me and even went as far as asking me what I brought for them from Abroad

I was highly impressed

So I gave them a riffle and a cane to beat the hell out of every stubborn Nigerian and continue the good work they've started
I hope this is Sarcasm undecided

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Politics / Re: IG Orders SARS Operatives To Wear Uniform For Identification by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 9:38am On Aug 25, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Origin Of Na Dem Dey Rush Us Trend (Fine Boys Like Us Na Dem Dey Rush Us) by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 11:16am On Aug 18, 2018
Its really amazing the way actors fake emotions cool

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Crime / Re: 19 Nigerians Arrested For Fraud In Kenya (Photos) by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 7:17am On Aug 18, 2018
19 dead brains that's all they could come up with undecided

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Business / Re: 4 Online Business That Are Profitable In Nigeria For Beginners by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 6:25pm On Jul 29, 2018
Same old story ... Next pls


And OP why did u steal my FTC cry

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NYSC / Re: After Nysc (funny Memes Collections) by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 4:47pm On Jul 18, 2018
That number 18 got me cheesy cheesy
Adverts / Re: Buy Bitcoin At Good Rate, Fast, Easy No Verification, $1 Minimum by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 4:36pm On Jul 13, 2018
Wow! You guys truly deliver ... I bought $5 grin very low rate


I hope you guys won't play foul on large quantity o
Adverts / Re: Buy Bitcoin At Good Rate, Fast, Easy No Verification, $1 Minimum by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 1:49pm On Jul 13, 2018
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Thanks for the review ... I'll buy and drop my own review
Adverts / Re: Buy Bitcoin At Good Rate, Fast, Easy No Verification, $1 Minimum by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 12:44pm On Jul 13, 2018
Has anyone here bought from this perfectchanger.com ??
Business / Re: Debt: FG May Cut Power Supply To Benin, Niger And Togo. by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 8:01am On Jul 11, 2018
This country funny sha .... We no get power and we dey sell power ... Whose idea was this ? undecided

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Education / Re: Is It Possible TO Graduate From A University Without A Singe Carry Over (C.O)? by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 7:54am On Jul 11, 2018
Very possible and easy except its an absent case... To fail sef is even very hard, if you really know what you are doing and know why you are in school

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Crime / Re: Ritualist Caught With Girl’s Head In Bauchi. Villagers Flog Him. Graphic Photos by SwaGUnLimiTeD(m): 11:06am On Jul 07, 2018
Every day people are dying untimely death cry .... RIP

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