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cooljade:
it took me a long while to fart b4 my boyfriend. but now we r married and i sometimes insist he stays in the toilet with me when i poopoo.

That's very cool I wish am that lucky man

ikamefa:
@ topic  i have never farted in the presence of a lover, its been done to me before  though , am sure the guy would never forget me because i gave him a good thumping 

Nawa o.

sweetnini:
@topic i can fart in my lover's presence
i've done it not even once
and he's done it too
it shows how close people r in a relationship

he is my[b] LOVER [/b] anyway

I really love your contribution, how will my girl have to rush to washroom because she wanna fart,as she's not comfortable to do that infront of me then she's fake

Zahymaka:
Well, I posed a question once on another thread. For people who're so supportive of breaking wind, what would happen if you were giving a lady oral and she blessed you with some 'fresh air'?

I will really love it i swear

soulpatrol:
i always fart infront of my boyfriend, and i dont mind him farting infront of me either, except that his fart smells like toxic waste, sewer, garbage, rotten egss all mixed in one! _{covers nose. damn! it stinks!!!} 

thats the definition of "messing", people, when it stinks so unnaturally!

Even I love it if you fart it very stinkier

soulpatrol:
dif strokes for diff folks. some like it, some dont

I love it like mad when my babe do it to me o

anniebear:
for someone to fart in presence of 'ndi madu' doesn't relly matter u know i believe its nature, if i dnt fart in my boyfriends presence im being fake u know, so i have to do it in his presence, infact i do number 2 in his presence and he does it in mine, no big deal huh

Really love this dear

snazzydawn:
well,thats cos I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

I wish I have a partner like you

beyunce:
I feel dere's notin wrong wit it. Just to feel at home ya right.

Yes now,haba! my woman should be holding in fart beside me, that's gross to me,I love it when my girl fart on me at will o.

naijadiva2:
ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you cuz that'll make everything worse.

I really love your comment, imagine my girl to be pretending to fart beside me,then if she can't be free to fart at me at will then she shouldn't even try it again if possible we marry sha

Memunah:
There is no big deal farting in the presence of your guy/girl.I think it all about LOVE.and it shows you feel @ home with your girl/guy for farting in his presence.
AM I RIGHT

Exactly Queenie, anyway as for me I can't marry any lady who would find it hard to fart on me even on my face at will and we'll make it a fun

shawna:
yeah i know but still what better way to tell ur partner that u're comfortable by farting lol i know its gross but i think its not so bad

To me it makes my babe very sexy to me and it even get me in the mood

snazzydawn:
Have you farted in the presence of a guy or girl you were tripping for, or your boy/girlfriend, or has any of them done it in your presence? How did you feel?

Yes and when she did the fart I went to her knee behind her butt and put my head on her mini skirt and sniffed it in for her to know I really appreciate her she perform her normal function beside me

Me I want you to kill me with your sexy fart o,make me your man please

omot208:
kashif u for take air freshener spray her yansh!!!

justgood, i thank my lucky stars i'm not ur girl. i for don kill u by now.

chivaley i'm blushing on ur behalf.

That's really fantastic to me, I'll encourage you to be free at will to fart around me...

chivaley:
i was once the only lady in the midst of about five guys and when one of them told a particularly funny joke, i laughed so hard i fart out loud and clear. very embarassing!!!

It's really great I swear, like me it makes me super Hot when my girl fart on me either smelly one or louder one without smell,I really used to appreciate it so much..

Beline:
i fart comfotably before my fiance and if it smell i have to apologies but in the public HELL NO

lauryn:
really? well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_{lost for words}, bdw, OF COURSE LADIES FART. _{at least I do}

ps> _{I fart to Kill}

Can you make me your fart slave and I can be paying for that on any of our meeting please.whatsapp number -08145470157

Zoe99:
this is the weirdest thread i've ever seen!

Please you can make me your toilet slave who you can sit on face at will and be farting very freely... here's my WhatsApp number 08145470157

Please you can chat me on whatsapp-08145470157 I love it when a big lady can be very feel free to fart down on my face and if possible I'd be licking her asshole and I can even be paying you at any of our meeting for doing that for me always

I wish you make your farting slave,whose you can be calling at will that I should come and put my face under your butthole and fart down my throat and nose and I don't mind be paying you.please

As for me I seriously can't date any lady that can't bend her butthole in front my face and fart out loud and heavily smell not to talk of marry her because that's what arouse me in my dream woman

amEmmy:
i poo at least once everyday... I reduced my milk intake as well

but this thing is a gift and you can browse it it's very healthy to perceive a ladies fart.i mean it

amEmmy:
it can be quite embarrasing for me... Its not as simple as that, i just did one now self... It comes unconciously and its usually loud
plus d 4 a.m is usually almost everyday.... My mum was asking me hope i have stopped it b4 i will enter husbands house with that habit

to be sincere one man food is another man poison, you are my dream lady and I swear to God you are my dream woman am very serious

amEmmy:
Hi, pls i mess a lot, loud sounding mess. It comes as natural alarm then for my roommates around 4 a.m everymorning. My roommates were always complaining of the loudness and spanking my bom in the process.., the good thing is it doesnt smell but its damn loud and reoccurent...
Also whenever i eat beans, it has finish for anyone around me, the mess i mess is silent but real smelly... Cos of these i stopped eating beans
As a result of my messing escapades, am scared of sleeping in a guy's place to avoid embarresment... The few times i stayed in a guys house, i barely slept through the night.... Pls do guys like ladies who mess

please can you marry me? for real I love a lady that can be very free and happy to be farting on my face,it really Hot me and make her look so sexy and real to me

I can't date a lady that can't position her backside on my face and happily farting on my face o,I swear even during dating or first meeting self it makes her look so sexy and real to me.

Thats BDSM(fetish fantasy lifestyle)I also love it and i wish I have a lady who could do this for me,I mean she dominate while I submissive to her power,she shit,spit,poop,fart and pee in my mouth for payment....

I need a chubby naughty female bestie that I can be pay at a regular basis for sitting on my face and fart my mouth and nose... please anyone interested should WhatsApp me:08145470157.pls indicate you are from NL.thanks

jeffizy:

Best of luck!

Amen

dayleke:
Wow!!!!

Why does d woman have to be chubby?
Na only chubby women dey fart?
That's stereotyping joor.....

No any type of beautiful lady but I don't like lean ladies sha

Yes I think!

i need a beautiful,naughty,chubby lady residing in ibadan that is fart addict and can be fanning me with her fart always and i don't mind be paying her because it makes me Hot so much

i need a beautiful,naughty,chubby lady residing in ibadan that is fart addict and can be fanning me with her fart always and i don't mind be paying her because it makes me Hot so much