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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 9:04am On Feb 13, 2021
cooljade:
it took me a long while to fart b4 my boyfriend. but now we r married and i sometimes insist he stays in the toilet with me when i poopoo. grin
That's very cool I wish am that lucky man
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 9:01am On Feb 13, 2021
ikamefa:
@ topic  i have never farted in the presence of a lover, its been done to me before  though , am sure the guy would never forget me because i gave him a good thumping  grin


Nawa o.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:57am On Feb 13, 2021
sweetnini:
@topic i can fart in my lover's presence
i've done it not even once
and he's done it too
it shows how close people r in a relationship

he is my[b] LOVER [/b] anyway

I really love your contribution, how will my girl have to rush to washroom because she wanna fart,as she's not comfortable to do that infront of me then she's fake
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:54am On Feb 13, 2021
Zahymaka:


Well, I posed a question once on another thread. For people who're so supportive of breaking wind, what would happen if you were giving a lady oral and she blessed you with some 'fresh air'?

I will really love it i swear
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:53am On Feb 13, 2021
soulpatrol:
i always fart infront of my boyfriend, and i dont mind him farting infront of me either, except that his fart smells like toxic waste, sewer, garbage, rotten egss all mixed in one! covers nose. damn! it stinks!!!  grin

thats the definition of "messing", people, when it stinks so unnaturally! cool cool cool cool

Even I love it if you fart it very stinkier
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:52am On Feb 13, 2021
soulpatrol:
dif strokes for diff folks. some like it, some dont cool

I love it like mad when my babe do it to me o
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:50am On Feb 13, 2021
anniebear:
for someone to fart in presence of 'ndi madu' doesn't relly matter u know i believe its nature, if i dnt fart in my boyfriends presence im being fake u know, so i have to do it in his presence, infact i do number 2 in his presence and he does it in mine, no big deal huh

Really love this dear
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:47am On Feb 13, 2021
snazzydawn:
well,thats cos I love farting!!!!! *farts more*

I wish I have a partner like you
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:46am On Feb 13, 2021
beyunce:
I feel dere's notin wrong wit it. Just to feel at home ya right.

Yes now,haba! my woman should be holding in fart beside me, that's gross to me,I love it when my girl fart on me at will o.
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:43am On Feb 13, 2021
naijadiva2:
ya'll acting like y'all don't fart. farting is natural so cares if you fart in front of your boy/girl friend. just make sure you excuse yourself properly. don't try to act like it wasn't you cuz that'll make everything worse.

I really love your comment, imagine my girl to be pretending to fart beside me,then if she can't be free to fart at me at will then she shouldn't even try it again if possible we marry sha
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:38am On Feb 13, 2021
Memunah:
There is no big deal farting in the presence of your guy/girl.I think it all about LOVE.and it shows you feel @ home with your girl/guy for farting in his presence.
AM I RIGHT wink

Exactly Queenie, anyway as for me I can't marry any lady who would find it hard to fart on me even on my face at will and we'll make it a fun
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:33am On Feb 13, 2021
shawna:
yeah i know but still what better way to tell ur partner that u're comfortable by farting lol i know its gross but i think its not so bad undecided
To me it makes my babe very sexy to me and it even get me in the mood
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Farted In The Presence Of A Lover? by Swarez091(m): 8:30am On Feb 13, 2021
snazzydawn:
Have you farted in the presence of a guy or girl you were tripping for, or your boy/girlfriend, or has any of them done it in your presence? How did you feel?

Yes and when she did the fart I went to her knee behind her butt and put my head on her mini skirt and sniffed it in for her to know I really appreciate her she perform her normal function beside me
Romance / Re: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by Swarez091(m): 8:17am On Feb 13, 2021
Me I want you to kill me with your sexy fart o,make me your man please
omot208:
kashif u for take air freshener spray her yansh!!! grin cheesy wink

justgood, i thank my lucky stars i'm not ur girl. lipsrsealed i for don kill u by now.

chivaley i'm blushing on ur behalf. embarassed
Romance / Re: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by Swarez091(m): 8:13am On Feb 13, 2021
That's really fantastic to me, I'll encourage you to be free at will to fart around me...
chivaley:
i was once the only lady in the midst of about five guys and when one of them told a particularly funny joke, i laughed so hard i fart out loud and clear. very embarassing!!! cry
Romance / Re: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by Swarez091(m): 8:11am On Feb 13, 2021
It's really great I swear, like me it makes me super Hot when my girl fart on me either smelly one or louder one without smell,I really used to appreciate it so much..

Beline:
i fart comfotably before my fiance and if it smell i have to apologies but in the public HELL NO
Romance / Re: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by Swarez091(m): 8:00am On Feb 13, 2021
lauryn:


really? well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lost for words, bdw, OF COURSE LADIES FART. at least I do

ps> I fart to Kill grin grin

Can you make me your fart slave and I can be paying for that on any of our meeting please.whatsapp number -08145470157
Culture / Re: I Love Farting by Swarez091(m): 7:53am On Feb 13, 2021
Zoe99:
this is the weirdest thread i've ever seen!
Please you can make me your toilet slave who you can sit on face at will and be farting very freely... here's my WhatsApp number 08145470157
Culture / Re: I Love Farting by Swarez091(m): 7:51am On Feb 13, 2021
Please you can chat me on whatsapp-08145470157 I love it when a big lady can be very feel free to fart down on my face and if possible I'd be licking her asshole and I can even be paying you at any of our meeting for doing that for me always
Culture / Re: I Love Farting by Swarez091(m): 7:48am On Feb 13, 2021
I wish you make your farting slave,whose you can be calling at will that I should come and put my face under your butthole and fart down my throat and nose and I don't mind be paying you.please
Family / Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Swarez091(m): 9:28am On Jun 14, 2020
As for me I seriously can't date any lady that can't bend her butthole in front my face and fart out loud and heavily smell not to talk of marry her because that's what arouse me in my dream woman

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Romance / Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Swarez091(m): 4:08pm On Jun 13, 2020
amEmmy:

i poo at least once everyday... I reduced my milk intake as well
but this thing is a gift and you can browse it it's very healthy to perceive a ladies fart.i mean it
Romance / Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Swarez091(m): 4:06pm On Jun 13, 2020
amEmmy:

it can be quite embarrasing for me... Its not as simple as that, i just did one now self... It comes unconciously and its usually loud
plus d 4 a.m is usually almost everyday.... My mum was asking me hope i have stopped it b4 i will enter husbands house with that habit
to be sincere one man food is another man poison, you are my dream lady and I swear to God you are my dream woman am very serious
Romance / Re: I Mess(fart) A Lot by Swarez091(m): 4:03pm On Jun 13, 2020
amEmmy:
Hi, pls i mess a lot, loud sounding mess. It comes as natural alarm then for my roommates around 4 a.m everymorning. My roommates were always complaining of the loudness and spanking my bom in the process.., the good thing is it doesnt smell but its damn loud and reoccurent...
Also whenever i eat beans, it has finish for anyone around me, the mess i mess is silent but real smelly... Cos of these i stopped eating beans
As a result of my messing escapades, am scared of sleeping in a guy's place to avoid embarresment... The few times i stayed in a guys house, i barely slept through the night.... Pls do guys like ladies who mess
please can you marry me? for real I love a lady that can be very free and happy to be farting on my face,it really Hot me and make her look so sexy and real to me
Family / Re: Couples, How Do You Handle Fart? by Swarez091(m): 4:00pm On Jun 13, 2020
I can't date a lady that can't position her backside on my face and happily farting on my face o,I swear even during dating or first meeting self it makes her look so sexy and real to me.
Romance / Re: I Met An American Lady On KIK, Her Sexual Fetish Will Irritate You - Warning by Swarez091(m): 7:28pm On May 07, 2020
Thats BDSM(fetish fantasy lifestyle)I also love it and i wish I have a lady who could do this for me,I mean she dominate while I submissive to her power,she shit,spit,poop,fart and pee in my mouth for payment....
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Am Woman Fart Lover by Swarez091(m): 8:39pm On May 06, 2020
I need a chubby naughty female bestie that I can be pay at a regular basis for sitting on my face and fart my mouth and nose... please anyone interested should WhatsApp me:08145470157.pls indicate you are from NL.thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Fart Lover Zone by Swarez091(m): 8:34pm On May 06, 2020
jeffizy:


grin grin
Best of luck!

Amen
Romance / Re: Fart Fetish Niger by Swarez091(m): 8:32pm On May 06, 2020
dayleke:
Wow!!!!

Why does d woman have to be chubby?
Na only chubby women dey fart?
That's stereotyping joor..... cheesy

No any type of beautiful lady but I don't like lean ladies sha
Romance / Re: Fart Fetish Niger by Swarez091(m): 8:31pm On May 06, 2020
Yes I think!
Romance / Fart Fetish Niger by Swarez091(m): 3:40am On May 06, 2020
i need a beautiful,naughty,chubby lady residing in ibadan that is fart addict and can be fanning me with her fart always and i don't mind be paying her because it makes me Hot so much
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Fart Lover Zone by Swarez091(m): 3:34am On May 06, 2020
i need a beautiful,naughty,chubby lady residing in ibadan that is fart addict and can be fanning me with her fart always and i don't mind be paying her because it makes me Hot so much

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