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Education / Re: shool by SwayG: 8:38pm On Jan 29, 2018
davbravo:
are you sure it's SLT or MLS

its SLT oo..

science laboratory technology 5yrs pus 1yr internship plus 1yr service..

they said we'll be given license be Nigeria lab science association to operate our labs upon our graduation..they also said we do induction just like mls, optometry and dentistry..

buh I'm not understanding atalll...

dunno if the Job is really there to compensate our long duration in school
Education / Re: shool by SwayG: 8:23pm On Jan 29, 2018
Homeboiy:
U can work in the mortuary nah
They gave me mathematics instead of computer science
mortuary? God forbid
Education / Re: shool by SwayG: 8:04pm On Jan 29, 2018
ojun50:
After u finish yr course use the certificate clean yash


chai...so its really useless?
Education / Re: shool by SwayG: 8:02pm On Jan 29, 2018
Tittusstar22:
they even gave you a nice course .. uniben self try for u

nice course?

I don't even know what the course entails..
tho I thank God they gave me admission o buh I don't know wat I can do with the course..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Divorces His Wife For Sex Doll In Botswana by SwayG: 7:56pm On Jan 29, 2018
eghosa77:


Botswana is not oyinbo country ooo, it is in southern part of Africa. They are black Africans like me and you. Ok clap for me.....

thank you for the correction jare...
this economy no dey allow person think straight again
Education / shool by SwayG: 7:49pm On Jan 29, 2018
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Divorces His Wife For Sex Doll In Botswana by SwayG: 7:27pm On Jan 29, 2018
qualityGod:
shocked
The bitter truth is that sex doll is better than most women undecided
you won't be saying this if your dad had marry a sex doll

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Divorces His Wife For Sex Doll In Botswana by SwayG: 7:22pm On Jan 29, 2018
oyinbo too like sex...

imagine, from fleshy vagina to artificial one..

Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 7:51am On Jan 29, 2018
Richdee1:
Urgh!!... Cleared at Last!!...that Clearance Officer na Bastard...e just wan frustrate ma life....argh!!

2 weeks ago while I was being cleared I saw one of the clearance ofiicer browsing nairaland and laughing loud, other officers came 2..
I wasn't surprised cos Nairaland is popular..

so mind what u say o..some might be watching, decide to know your identity just to give u bad times in school.. be wise
Forum Games / Re: Which Lock Opens Everything? by SwayG: 6:19pm On Jan 27, 2018
this one is trying to divert us from more important trending news of

-OBJ letter to pmb

- sex doll

-Principal fucking a virgin student...





BACK TO THE TOPIC:..

so na ordinary kor kor ror puzzle u guys can't solve?


leader's of tomorrow

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 8:19am On Jan 25, 2018
boolee:
Yeah! Kindly list the courses we are to offer this semester.
WhatsApp me let's talk.. 08155461641
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 6:10am On Jan 25, 2018
boolee:
SwayG have you got our timetable?
nope..
are u my course mate?
Education / Re: Dress Code: UNILORIN Bans Hair Attachment, Sagging, Tight Trousers, Skimpy Dress by SwayG: 2:23pm On Jan 23, 2018
Bad market for dem slay Queen's grin

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 7:14pm On Jan 17, 2018
midehill:



mehn maybe I should not choose uniben.


someone in uniben told me e can change it dat e Ave a bro in waec office...e said I will pay 30k ND it will be rectified within a week...don't know aw true dat is

don't ever pay any cash to anyone o..

no one can run this for you..its a scam.

your physical appearance in WAEC office is necessary cos its gona pass through many tables and desk...
doing it under one week is almost impossible but perhaps the time is of correction may be shorter now..

I advice you visit WAEC office yourself to sought out things yourself..
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 6:25am On Jan 17, 2018
Draei:

Wow! I like that bolded part and i hope you've gone to church for some testimony on such rare luck you had.

haha..
I just dey relax for house since last week o..grin

I hope to meet you when school finally resume
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 6:21am On Jan 17, 2018
midehill:



if I may ask...dose pple dat Ave an error in date of birth of waec certificate...do u Ave any idea aw dey will b cleared since waec said no more correction of data....pls elp me to ask around ND gimme feedback

my friend had same issue..the easiest way out is to tell the clearance officer to log you out, then you change the date of birth in your kofa to the one in your WAEC, then you swear an affidavit of birth with just #200...

but correcting date of birth in WAEC can take up to 1yr to finally process, they won't give you a new certificate but they'll give you legit documents to back up your claim, and you must be ready to spend cash and be stressed out..my brother had same issue and he just wrote another WAEC grin cos the cash and transport stress was over 35k..

now left for you to choose
Education / Re: JAMB List Of Approved CBT Centres For 2018 UTME Registration by SwayG: 6:04am On Jan 17, 2018
horia:
what course?
science lab..
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 8:13pm On Jan 16, 2018
Icosahedron:


WAEC 2 names
Jamb 3 names
My UNIBEN files 3 names.

I had same issue..
my WAEC 2 names but my jamb and post utme 3 names..

I was also scared of having problem but the clearance officer didn't pay attention to that cos the stress and the queue was much..

I've been cleared since last week Wednesday,I was the 2nd life science student to be officially cleared after the verification of documents and WAEC online result with your scratch card...

my clearance was not up to 5mins, but while waiting for a friend I noticed that many persons got correction form, wrong affidavit typing wahala, diff name issues, local govt issues..they weren't cleared and were told to go rectify and come back but they are to stay on the long queue again..


so I advice you to deeply crosscheck all your documents before going there cos being sent back after standing and struggling under the hot sun for almost forever is not a good heart breaking..
Education / Re: Please When Is Jamb Closing Registration. by SwayG: 7:32am On Jan 16, 2018
and its on Front page

what's nairaland turning to
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 3:41pm On Jan 11, 2018
Scholar212:
Wonderful what is your MAT NO now angry
08146834677.. grin
na my mattress number be that
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 3:39pm On Jan 11, 2018
GeoSilYe:


I don't want to relocate.
While uploading my waec results in my kofa I missed a subject(govt) but i wrote it and showed the clearance officer my result as proof that I wrote it Still he said he'll change my course.. To religious studies
I'm just tired..


to religious studies

which kind of clearance officer be that..

if you don't want to be relocated just wait a little perhaps they'll change the clearance officer
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2018
GeoSilYe:
Where do I get relocation form from?

from your clearance officer..

mind you, you don't get relocation form buh they give you relocation form due to subject combinations and other stuff..

besides, why do you wana relocate?
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 3:15pm On Jan 11, 2018
Draei:

Cool and lucky you but @ the underlined,
No let them hear you raise that in school.

haha..
make I modify am
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 2:03pm On Jan 11, 2018
grin

I'm finally through with my clearance..

cleared on kofa and cleared verification of original documents..
my file has been signed and Eligibility printed..
Now a full student of Uniben.....

remaining record file now buh they are on strike..

make class quick start...
Lemme goan chill at home jare grin

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Health / Re: Baby Born With Internal Organs Outside In Benue State (Disturbing Photos) by SwayG: 6:36pm On Jan 09, 2018
hailall:
God

Thank God you're not a doctor..

you for don kill many people
Health / Re: Baby Born With Internal Organs Outside In Benue State (Disturbing Photos) by SwayG: 6:35pm On Jan 09, 2018
oh my Gush
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 6:00am On Jan 04, 2018
EternalTruth:
hi. Did she call?
nope, she didn't..
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 6:39pm On Dec 30, 2017
EternalTruth:
send yours rather and i'll give her and she'll call u

08187137104..
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 3:07pm On Dec 30, 2017
EternalTruth:
is SLT under life science? Urgent response pls. She wants to process her affidavit of good conduct.

gimme her contact, I'm also an SLT undergraduate
Education / Yo by SwayG: 8:48am On Dec 27, 2017
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Phones / Re: How Long Can 5000mah Last You? by SwayG: 6:35am On Dec 22, 2017
Dindondin:
Op
Most comments on the 1st page of your thread are fake.

I bought itel P12 with 5000ma battery two months ago for just N19,000. When the seller advertised it to me, it was the battery part that attracts me.

It lasts 1 day with massive browsing, gaming, music & watching film.

It last 7 days with calls alone and 3 days with average gaming, music, downloads etc.

In Nigeria, its battery first before camera, and other specs.

pls how long does ur p12 take to charge fully
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by SwayG: 9:04pm On Dec 21, 2017
infinity00:
House do you think this is real or photoshop?

@Barack32 come see o, it seems there is still hope.

@grandfinale I remember that girl that wrote utme same day as you that her aggregate was less than 50, because your batch were given wrong subject combination, hopefully she will be admitted too.

it looks real o and it may be photoshop too...

every one with their own sha

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