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HealthRe: UK With A Smaller Population Has More Doctors Than Nigeria by SwayG: 1:49pm On Apr 09
One doctor to "4,231" is crazy

This country is just a mess.

No sector is even good
CelebritiesRe: I Want A God-Fearing Man — Tems Speaks On Marriage And Love by SwayG: 5:47pm On Apr 02
Kushites:
YOU CARE SO MUCH FOR "40 KILLED IN JOS", WHILE DANCING WITH JOY FOR "400,000 KILLED IN GAZA"

AND "4,000 KILLED IN IRAN".

WAS IT NOT THE SAME GOD THAT CREATED BOTH SETS OF PEOPLE?

MR FAKE OUTRAGE.
The difference is that this is our country.
CelebritiesRe: I Want A God-Fearing Man — Tems Speaks On Marriage And Love by SwayG: 5:39pm On Apr 02
People just died in jos.

Over 40 killed and over 80 injured.


We can't just move on like nothing happened.


Just because no one you know is a victim currently doesn't mean it won't be your turn tomorrow.

A mother held her dying Son for God's sake.
And no single statement from the feds yet.
Yelewata was forgotten same way.

Omoooo... the best thing you can do is not to chicken out from any form of speaking out or any form of protest. And kick out this govt come 2027.

As for Tems, may God give you the best complimentary husband.
Every good partner deserves a complimentary good partner. Vice-versa.
TravelRe: Life In Abuja by SwayG: 4:34pm On Mar 26
Phranx1:
Culture shocks as follows
1. Very hot 🔥 breeze is oven baked
2. One chance is real
3. Police are more friendlier
5. No lights no water
6. Mama put taste better than continental
7. Zuba & nyanya parks offers even direct London flights there
8. Babes bills premium rate
9. 🚨 Sirens noise frequently high
10. Suya & kilishi tastes better
Not everything here is True.

Compare to other states..
There's abundant light and abundant water in abuja. Which area of abuja u dey talk about?
TravelRe: Life In Abuja by SwayG: 4:30pm On Mar 26
Very important
100naira:
You will need a car for easy movement
TravelRe: Nigeria Ranks Last In West Africa Passport Power Ranking — 2026 by SwayG: 10:30am On Feb 27
The funny thing is how Nigeria passport is more expensive.

Ghana 32 page passport is GH₵350.00 which is $32
Nigeria 32 page passport is 125K which is $90

The most useless passport in West Africa is more expensive than the best in West Africa
PropertiesRe: Building vs Buying A House: Which One Is Cost Effective? by SwayG: 7:35am On Feb 27
mrvitalis:
I feel buying a house should be restricted to flat and terrace/town houses

See no reason to buy detached houses honestly makes absolutely no sense

But buying a house Economically in Nigeria now is stupidity honestly... Renting makes more economic sense

Let me explain, a 4 bedroom terrace duplex in say VI would cost you 450 to 800 million
Let's use 600 million for example

Same house can be rented for say 20 million

If you put 600 million in fix deposits or mutual funds you can get 16% interest and you can get it upfront that's 96 million instantly

A house of 20 million if you offer the landlord 90 million for 5 years upfront rent he would definitely accept

So you pay for 5 year rent after the first year you have 600 million back and 4 years rent to pay

If you compound this at a fix deposits of 16% for 4 years you would get 1. 1 billion

So the 6 year your interest alone is 166 million million even if Landlord increase your rent to 30 million you can comfortably pay 5 years and agin combined for 4 years

After 10 years you would have 1.9billion

Our rental income us nuts

10 year rent, maximum 12 yearly rent should equal price of house for it to make sense
Your analysis is very profound and true.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Jailed For Life For Murder Of Ex-girlfriend, 23-year-old Student by SwayG: 9:51pm On Feb 08
Baronthecelebri:
Good for her,she left responsible guys to follow tough guy, I'm very happy that she's dead. This is the definition of girls loves bad guys
Are you for real?

Omooo... na wa o
FoodRe: How Many Slices Can You Eat In One Sitting? (picture) by SwayG: 7:44pm On Nov 01, 2025
Seun don finally remove the "characters remaining shit"
CelebritiesRe: Kizz Daniel Denies Viral Report Of Court Freezing His Bank Accounts by SwayG: 8:48am On Sep 27, 2025
Antoeni:
With This Continuous Behavior of Not Show Up For Events After Been Paid , Will Ruin His Brand, Reputation, Dignity, This is a Total Display of Indiscipline and Lack of Diligent to Work.
Bro you read the writeup above at all??

You're one of the problem of Nigeria
PoliticsRe: FG Defends Passport Price Hike To ₦100,000, ₦200,000 by SwayG: 6:59am On Aug 29, 2025
200k for a passport that doesn't have any value out there.

If you see the way they treated me when I got to ordinary South Africa, they searched all Nigerians like we were Thieves and detained us for hours asking us various questions.

Na only verification I dey use the passport do now
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by SwayG: 8:17am On May 03, 2025
She's still very young. 46 is very young.

And she looks so good for her age
PoliticsRe: Abuja Residents Lament High Cost Of Food by SwayG: 9:39am On Nov 04, 2024
How I survive in abuja still amazes me.

Expenditure is way above income
SportsRe: Real Madrid Furious: "The Ballon D'or No Longer Exists For Us" by SwayG:
Like for Rodri
Share for Vini

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by SwayG: 9:46pm On Oct 26, 2024
Barca dey surprise me o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by SwayG: 9:45pm On Oct 26, 2024
Omoooooooo cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) - On 26th October 2024 by SwayG: 9:40pm On Oct 26, 2024
Omo.
This was so unexpected
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 250k Job In Lagos Or 500k Job In Port Harcourt by SwayG: 1:53pm On Apr 02, 2024
500k please.
don't even think twice.

Assuming it was 500k in Lagos and 500k in PH.
The best option will still be 500K in PH.
BusinessRe: Naira depreciates, posts £1/N2050 at black market by SwayG:
I see a lot of persons Applauding Tinubu Government for the recent naira gain against dollar.
It shows we don't understand why Naira will never stop depreciation.

Nigeria is a dependent country.
Any country that imports 80% of their basic needs will face high level of currency depreciation. This is the case of Nigeria. We import almost everything we use. Gas, Rice, electronics, fish, some food, gadgets, raw materials etc. And we do not export. We don't have a balanced structure here of import against exports.

The demand for dollar is high and will continually go higher.
A lot of businesses import their goods. They need dollars.
A lot of Nigerians now want to study abroad or japa. They need dollars
Even Dangote recently announced that he will start importation of crude oil. Demand for more dollars.

It's a simple economic problem. When Demand is higher than supply it results to scarcity and inflation. Scarcity results to sporadic inflation.

Look around you. 6yrs ago, how many persons do you know who went abroad or japa. Very few or none.
But now, within the last 4yrs you probably know a lot of persons who relocated abroad or either schooling there.

Can you boldly point out 4 persons who relocated from other countries to Nigeria? Or come school here?
Thereby converting their currency to Naira.

Stop expecting dollar to depreciate.
Whatever they (government) are doing now is a short term solution.

The only solution is to fully repair the country by Increase production, manufacture, exportation, reduce demand and most importantly to increase available jobs.
RomanceRe: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by SwayG: 2:15pm On Mar 05, 2024
The highest is 20k.

I can't calculate how much in total I spent on my ex.
2k here, 10k here, 20k, 15k etc.

Altogether During our dating period of 16months I'd say I spent about 100k to 200k.
I regretted every dime I spent.
And I'm grateful i didn't spend too much on her needs cos they were enormous.

In all, she cheated on me repeatedly, followed the other guy and we broke up.
The guy was way way below me financially and in looks.

Funny thing was that I got a juicy international gig that changed my life the week we broke up, she had no idea.
I bought an iphone 11 pro max for her as a surprise. An upgrade to her itel andriod and her first iPhone. Thank God I hadn't given her before I discovered her cunning ways.
A month after we broke up I bought my first Car.

Since then I don leave woman Mata. No more doing that shit called dating. Imma hit them and go our separate ways immediately.

No room for emotional attachments or entitlement to my money.
When I see a wife material I'll know.
RomanceRe: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by SwayG: 1:56pm On Mar 05, 2024
Saviola86:
The biggest material gift I have made for a woman is to my current partner. Paying her school fees from year one to presently 500L and putting her on a 15k weekly stipend till date (initially 5k weekly then 10k now 15k) and sometimes 100k to change clothes if fortune smiles on me.

Sounds surprising but babe paid her dues and won my respect.

I could remember living in a face me I face you, squatting with 3 other friends who couldn't get food talk more of wearing clothes. When many girls would hiss once I approach them, this girl said yes.

One reason I asked her out was so I could have someone atleast bringing me food because her mom had a rice and beans store grin but to my surprise she wasn't only bringing foodstuffs but was also bringing cooked food

She introduced me to using roll on and perfumes because I couldn't afford and she was buying them for me and I can't count how many times I begged and she loaned me small change to hold body and soul together... Woooo I can't count how far that babe went for me.

Fast forward to when she gained admission, her dad's job stopped and mom's business couldn't sustain the family but luckily I got a 45k a month job which I did and was sharing my small change with her to sustain pending when things get better for them.

The father didn't secure job till date and I grew, got a better job and later resigned to do my own hustle... I filled the gap
This is amazing 👏.

I hope she stays true to you and eventually marry you.

Cos if not!
if she cheats or follows another man....Your tears will be so hot, painful and you won't be able to breathe.
That's if you don't fall into a longterm depression.

This may change your love life forever. A real definition of your heart is in her hands.
RomanceRe: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by SwayG: 1:52pm On Mar 05, 2024
Draslo:
I dey shame to talk my own.

My guy moved to the UK in 2021 after spending close to 2 years in a serviced apartment. Needless to say, his babe mouth don wide like River Niger. After much pleading from the girl and her mother, my guy sponsored her to the UK and paid tuition. Na when she reach UK she remember say my guy short. My guy feel say him don see wife. All of us warned him. Him no gree hear. The girl is now dating a player from League Two. Lmao!
Omo...girls wicked o huh
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SwayG: 12:21am On Feb 12, 2024
Imagine we Won.

And then present it to the President, Tinubu.


Win cup go give Tinubu 😣.
E no deserve am

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by SwayG: 10:02pm On Feb 11, 2024
Confirmedzombie:
The Ref is bias favouring Nigeria but Nigeria will never won this march.

Nigeria will took 2nd position.

That goal is not supposed to be a goal for jumping above behind by Ekong.

Ivory coat will won this march in 2nd half.

Shame the REF and Nigeria fans
With all due respect "You dey Craze"
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 8:26pm On Feb 07, 2024
If you've experienced BP, please refrain from the match.

Switch off your TV
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 8:18pm On Feb 07, 2024
Me right now.

Abi make I off TV? embarassed

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 7:45pm On Feb 07, 2024
Osimehn dey ball abeg
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 7:24pm On Feb 07, 2024
Osimhen deh ball abeg
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 6:29pm On Feb 07, 2024
Omo ××××××1000
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by SwayG: 6:29pm On Feb 07, 2024
Super Eagles shouldn't waste time at all.

SA players are excellent in penalties
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by SwayG: 7:09pm On Jan 22, 2024
Make that guy just die. What a muss.

Damn
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Finally Meets His Oyibo Lover After 3 Years Of Online Dating by SwayG: 10:06pm On Jan 20, 2024
What's all these

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