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Career / Re: How To Join Nigerian Institute Of Public Relations, NIPR by SwayG: 8:08am On Feb 07
Nonsense angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Thread For those Invited for 2019 INEC Adhoc Staff by SwayG: 9:15am On Jan 29
jtjohn:




I'm gate-crashing @ogbeson primary school, ikpoba-okha for the training since no SMS was sent to me. Desperate time call for desperate measure.

Training for Ikpoba-Okha is in Eresoyan primary school at agbor pack
Crime / Re: 35-Year-Old Woman In Hospital As 57-Year-Old Woman Beats Her For Insulting Her by SwayG: 1:43pm On Aug 20, 2018
grin.... no single power... grin

Indomie generation vs pounded yam generation

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Phones / Re: Tecno Camon Iace Released With 2GB RAM And 13MP Camera by SwayG: 8:15am On Aug 19, 2018
Rilwayne001:
This is pocket friendly. I was going to swear for them while reading the spec until I saw the Price.

You can actually get Itel p32 for 25k...it's better.. finger print, 18:9..4000mah

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Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 5:28pm On Jul 25, 2018
This is not the time to read your textbooks cos of the tension...just face your past questions (both jamb and post ume)...
trust me, if you wanna excel you need to study past questions.. don't memorize the answers but know them, know how to solve them fast...
I wish you all success...
I hope to see u in Uniben soon...
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 6:31pm On Jul 23, 2018
Mimmie2301:
yea,uniben is his 1st choice,nd e scord 270

he'll register but not now...
He should also visit Uniben Auditorium for more answers
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 6:50am On Jul 23, 2018
BiafranDel:
@swayG what's the update na. I am still concerned about that stuff. I really need it bro. I texted you my number but i haven't gotten any call from you. G abeg try call me make i know how i wan take get the level.

sorry bro for being not assistant... I've been so busy diz past few days, no chance to even operate fone....I'll be of more help from now
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 6:48am On Jul 23, 2018
BiafranDel:
@swayG what's the update na. I am still concerned about that stuff. I really need it bro. I texted you my number but i haven't gotten any call from you. G abeg try call me make i know how i wan take get the level.

my WhatsApp number 08155461641
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 12:50pm On Jul 20, 2018
Joeysage:
Hey guys I tried applying for the Uniben PostUtme but my application record is not found what do i do as the registration ends on 22nd Sunday.

it happened last year..perhaps its because you went for change of course late...don't worry they'll definitely send ur current record to Uniben and you'll register...
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 12:48pm On Jul 20, 2018
Learn1:
Hello. I helped my nephew register for the post time at a cyber cafe at main gate his waec details were not required except date of exam and exam number the grades were not invited we've submitted though. Hope they is no problem they said those grades were for clearance time

no problem.. he should just proceed without worry...He should just focus on the exam and admission...
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 12:47pm On Jul 20, 2018
omablogs:
i want to apply for direct entry, and i did not apply through Jamb, do i still have hope?

no..you can't apply for Uniben direct entry without going through jamb...cos jamb will be the one to forward ur name to the school..
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 12:45pm On Jul 20, 2018
BiafranDel:
hmm 7 is manageable sha. How can i reach you na. So when i come to school, I can get it. Pls Drop your number bro. For real the price is just 400?

I don't really know a particular place they sell it tho buh I'll find out...those that bought last yr told me its 400naira, some even 300..

pm me so I can drop my contact
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 12:42pm On Jul 20, 2018
BiafranDel:
howfa bro. I didn't hear from you again.

guy I dey o, I've just bin busy with some urgent work..
afa na
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 7:45am On Jul 20, 2018
joshjc:
pls guys what's optometry cutoff mark?

just aim high and pray u get admitted
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 6:13am On Jul 18, 2018
BiafranDel:
lol i dey tell you bro. 80 sef too small. Me i don calculate myself, i need to score like 90 so that my village people no go get mind follow my matter up. grin

for the calculator, can it divide large numbers like all those gas laws kind of numbers. I like get one o

yea it can...
I think the maximum digit Is 7..
Jack well o..
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 9:29pm On Jul 17, 2018
BiafranDel:
Lol 65? omo bro na 90 t1hings boys dey target o. medicine ni @swayG no be lie for that wristwatch calculator. but the thing cost o. The one i price for asaba, The guy say 12k last but that one is apple sha. E say that one dey browse sef. Is there any cheaper one or if i come school. I fit holla you na make you help me arrange one grin

lols..I actually thought you're going for Biological science..
guy ur least should be 80 for medicine o....this one na 400 for Benin here..tho its kind off a low quality....
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 8:15pm On Jul 17, 2018
BiafranDel:
I have the A-Z. English too get many rules abeg. Concord alone sef na confusion. I feel bored when reading english so i just drop am first. My brain has refused to accept such many rules. The thing no just gree enter head. 89 for english? bro i doff my hat for you. What about all those nearest in meaning, opposite in meaning. I just hate those ones. Please bro share some effective methods you know on how to pass this english of a thing.

The nearest in meaning and opposite in meaning can be solved if you actually know the meaning and you can know the meaning through the A-Z English textbook, there's a chapter describing how to know the meaning of words.just try to cram it.
don't cram the rules, just try to know how to attack the questions through much practicing.

Uniben no get new questions to set, they keep on recycling the old ones....so if u can finish the past questions like 2 times and also Jamb past questions you go just dey see English questions as moi moi, they repeat questions a lot..
Biology students always come later, so what I do is that I asked people the questions that was asked and I saw about 3 questions..
if u get better score nobody go fit hold ur admission and u won't be afraid like other aspirant.. just try to aim more than 65 for biological courses, you must get admission..

new expo sha..to save time and to boost ur calculation speed, go buy that wristwatch calculator, those that use it last yr pass wela, E pain me say I no buy ontime buh thank God sha...
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 6:15pm On Jul 17, 2018
BiafranDel:
hmmm and i have not even opened any english textbook at all. English will answer itself by itself that day biko. Lol me i can't stress myself to read english.

Me don go browse all the tricks online on how to solve without calculator. Calculator problem has been fixed for me. It is just extra time it will take to solve out.
What dept bro?

if u can read invisible teacher or A-Z English textbook English will be moi moi for u..English has always helped me a lot..got 89 in English jamb 2016 and 87 in 2017..

Dept is Science Lab Tech
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 2:58pm On Jul 17, 2018
BiafranDel:
lol that means yours was 60? Thought some said they had 70 questions.

60 questions for 50 mins
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 2:49pm On Jul 17, 2018
BiafranDel:
as in eh. I am tired already. I just can't wait for this exam to come and do and go so somebody can focus on other better things to do. Pardon my bad english jare, you know say na street we dey.

bro please any idea how many questions were set for those that wrote last year. Medical sciences precisely. Like english and g.p, how many questions for each section.

lols...its always like that..
exams will definitely come but trust me its not so simple as u think...abeg jack well well and u know there's no calculator so you have to know how to do the important calculations without calculators....

mine was 20 English
15 biology
15 chemistry
10 physics..

the physics where all calculations
and I had 6 different long passages with only one question from each passage in English... my guy I vex ehn, the tin almost finish my time buh I was prepared so I still had 10 mins more when I finished, so as to crosschecked what I wrote...

we'll meet in Uniben..

I rep medical science..
Education / Re: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by SwayG: 12:00pm On Jul 17, 2018
Sikpa04:
For those having the "NO RECORD FOUND" issue, try using another web browser.

And Please was there any service charge attached to the post UTME payment aside the #2000 because i have been trying to pay and am getting a disturbing reply?

No record found is actually a problem from jamb, no browser in this world can solve this..it can only be solved if jamb send your record to Uniben..
Eventually everyone will write this post utme..
Health / Re: Youths In Adamawa Drink Human Urine To Get High - NDLEA by SwayG: 9:34pm On Jun 26, 2018
Urine? Adamawa youths dey craze o..

meanwhile shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Regina Chukwu Stuns In Lovely Dress (Photo) by SwayG: 9:33pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Regina Chukwu Stuns In Lovely Dress (Photo) by SwayG: 9:32pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s First Oil & Gas Training, Research Centre Opens In Uyo by SwayG: 9:32pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by SwayG: 9:31pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Business / Re: The Worrisome Trend Of Sensational Social Media Journalism About Nigerian Banks by SwayG: 9:30pm On Jun 26, 2018
shocked

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by SwayG: 9:09pm On Jun 26, 2018
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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: World Cup (1 - 2) On 26th June 2018 by SwayG: 7:30pm On Jun 26, 2018
Chisos shocked ....see traffic for this thread...
Seun don Rich o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Forgot To Print My Acknowledgement Form For Prison Service.pls Advi Me by SwayG: 7:34am On Jun 26, 2018
Justice210:
Forgot to print out my acknowledgement form for prison.Pls advise me on what to do

Go back to jail.. ouch, I mean go back to the prison

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Education / Re: How To Apply For Mastercard Scholars Program At University Of Capetown by SwayG: 6:25pm On Jun 20, 2018
lols...south Africa is too far na..


pls I need scholarship...undergraduate scholarship.. money is hard for me, imagine I've not resumed since about 6weeks of resumption, trying to hustle my way out but its not working...

God help me
Health / Re: Tooth Decay And Cavities by SwayG: 5:33am On Jun 03, 2018
tooth decay is horrible...

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