Year 2028:

Argentina

Portugal

Conversation between a 9-year old and his father

Son: "Dad, what's the name of the guy captaining Argentina? Gosh, he's so good!"

Dad: "That's Lautaro Martinez."

Son: "Daaaad, look! That man in red, he's so damn good as well! What's his name?"

Dad: "That's Joao Felix, he's the captain of the Portuguese team."

Son: "Wow dad, these two are like the best players I have ever seen! Is there anyone who is even nearly as good as them?"

Dad: (gets a little emotional, and then replies with a smile): "You still don't know something, my son. Let me tell you a story about two guys..."

Nuisance...

Next please

Plantain Bole Business
Barbecue Business
Indomie and Egg/Mishai business
Popcorn sales
Palm slipper sales(you can buy up to 40 to start)

When she is 60 years old, her child would be 51 years old. Just like siblings.

Omo I don't know what to say.
How can a child give birth to another child with a father who is also a child.

Gangster1ms:
You can clearly see from this photo that Ronaldo has an extra bishop over Messi, given that it is late in the game and the board is open, this piece will give Cristiano a huge advantage. Safe to say CR7 is also better than Messi in chess, my true GOAT

Una don start again

Yeye Fans

This picture is iconic

Bulaba

Normally. She's a man.

A man with breast
Prison people wey never see female figure for very long time now. That her silicon breast and yansh will burst due to excessive manhandling from fellow inmates.

All these ones don make am already.

God bless all our hustle..

Omo
I was about finalising a huge deal this morning.

11k

This Space is Dedicated to all Obidients

Sorry brother.
Your wife is a bitter soul to you.

For now 200k

Kingpin1000:
Let's be fair, how would you owe a man that you gave gun salary.
He will use the gun to rob and feed himself na.
Na people wey no carry gun, go finally suffer.

This country na cruise

Na only God fit run am

This guy is going international very fast.

Na grace

Whaaaatttt

Her surgeon really tried.

From Falling heroes Breast to Standing Breast

From shapeless to Curvy.

Fear Vagina People

No matter how big or rich you are, if you no eat for party E must pain you

Mumu..
See the way he is doing hands like handicap.

What if the battery of the chip dies?
I guess he'll go for another surgery to get a new battery.

Mumu Man

Na lie.
Which kine yeye fans....
No matter how hard they try they'll still not be relevant.

Next news please

Islandlady:
Some bitterleafs have started Wailing already!

Tinubu is the next president! Simple

Baba why you dey support this Man.
Are you not tired already?
We need and deserve new knowledge and Leadership. Not recycling old goons

Music industry don collect.

Craze man Don blow.

Dem never see anything

ISINBAJO running to the UK like madt to do full checkup after trying to deceive us that he can receive treatment in Nigeria.

We know the drill

Let me give you good advice.

Go for the one that gives you enough time to do other things, hustle and look for other jobs.
Both salaries are Crap. Don't settle or limit yourself with the hope of a better tomorrow in that same place. If dem too promote you maybe you'll start earning 100k after 4yrs.

Consider yourself unemployed until your monthly pay is above 120k....and stay OBIdient

Money making skill

alabi484:
Remote work that you still have to show up at work...what is now remote about it?

It is remote but controlled.
Known as remote control

lavylilly:
What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? �

Companies hiring social media managers and expecting them to do photography, videography, graphic design, copywriting, brand strategy, monitor metrics, host YouTube, make tiktok dances. The work of an entire marketing team, w/little to no pay

The pain of Social media managers

And the worst is that when a private company hires a graphic designer they tend to turn him to a social media manager one way or the another

You go work tire

What a country