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Penalty..
Super Eagles abeg o

Anytime you hear lapo make sure you run with speed.

Thank me later

Ensquare:
Accident bom!!! Because of BJ

BJ only on traffic

Who they vote for.

PROS
You fit dey see who you no want make e see you.

You can have sweet moments with your gal while on traffic
She can be giving you BJ while you drive



light my kpoli

One thing I've learnt from Mohbad death is to remain selfish like Burna Boy.
Nigerians can easily turn on you anytime. Na fake love dey everywhere.
Everyone reacting like this to Naira Marley without hearing his side of thr story. He wasn't even in the country when Mohbad died. He doesn't even stay in Nigeria. The only thing Nigerians saw was old clips of mohbad calling Naira Marley that he is after him. Mohbad even called out his girlfriend that she wants to kill him and accused her of cheating. Nobody hold the girlfriend o.

I'm not a marlain or whatever sh*t they call themselves but let's drop sentiments here. Naira Marley doesn't deserve the current hate. This is Social Media Jungle Justice. People can't just wait to see him dead or incarcerated for life. And they want this done without any investigation.

That's why I like Burna Boy. He doesn't give a damn about his Nigerian fans. He's never in the country. He focuses on his international fans. He will never repost anyone and they don't expect such from him. The guy is so arrogant to His Nigerian fans and I think that's what they deserve. He no even send Mohbad or show sympathy, instead e released a song and people dey stream. Lols.

Don Jazzy that shows a lot of support to Nigerians and upcoming entertainers. You need to see the way thousands of people where talking trash about him on Imstablog and Gistlover Instagram pages for not reposting Mohbad on his Instagram but only Twitter. Go see how dem dey insult Don Jazzy there, some even said he belongs to same cult with Naira Marley so they are the same. Lols.

My Dad once told me not to have conscience or sentiments when doing business in Nigeria. He was very much right.

tesppidd:
So ladies rushing after you gives you the fortitude to be having unprotected sex all across the world abi?

So when in SUG why didn't you have unprotected sex and have children with like 5 girls and present them to your parents as your final CGPA?

You just spoke nonsense.

Lols.
You've never experienced this pressure of love.
Thousands of ladies are ready to sleep with Davido even with 100 baby mama's. They want to become number 101 on the list.

Ladies profess their love to him every second.
He is young, powerful, rich and a celebrity. Its very difficult.

Like I said, many people dey do am..na person wey dey catch dey rob be thief. His mistake was doing it raw.

This is one of the reasons why I respect Burna boy. He is doing it but playing safe. Na only person wey dem catch dey rob be thief.

However, nobody should castigate Davido. Its never easy to be popular, be a billionaire and powerful. Ladies will rush after you. They offer their bodies to to you free of charge.

When I was in the SUG in my university, countless ladies loved me like they could die if they don't. Ladies just love men with power and money. They want to sleep with you by all means possible. Many girls will cook for you for free with their money, give you gifts and offer free love, even those with boyfriends want to sleep with you. You can't just control them.
Even if they see you with other ladies, they still want you. Infact, that's when they want you more.

Ladies take pride in being Davido's baby mama. They blow up immediately and become almost like a celebrity. Thousands of ladies are ready to still sleep with Davido if he has 100 baby mama's.

Same goes to a beautiful lady. The way men call, try to get the attention and die for beautiful ladies you'd think their lives is at stake. You may not understand this if you don't have a very beautiful sister.

Victor has done well for himself.

E no easy to win and be recognised in the game of football.

If Messi departs PSG his career will eventually come to an end. Unless he goes to a very reputable club.

In as much as Messi is a great footballer, he doesn't have the audience and grace that follows the relevance of Ronaldo. This is mainly due to poor marketing and packaging.

Ronaldo has packaging.
Sadly, Messi Doesn't.

Messi's relevance at PSG was below average.
He would have gone into oblivion if not for the world Cup win.

He has done well for himself, however.

I was searching for KUDA and OPAY.

My heart 4 fly

I remember the day I had transfer issues with Opay, I couldn't reach them via calls for 2 days. I was simply helpless, no physical person to hold.
Omo, MICROFINANCE BANK get as e be sha

No one should say something bad about his celebration.
He's celebrating just like how you would have celebrated if your candidate had won.


I voted Obi but I congratulate Tinubu for his win.

Let's move on and not start dragging things back.

To the best of my knowledge, the election wasn't rigged.

Kindly congratulate the President Elect, work with him and wish his administration the best.

All Thanks to Wizkid.
No one knew Tems before.

Her songs are not even popular or big hit in Nigeria. She was lucky to have been featured by wizkid and then by Drake.

In all, congratulations to her.

A friend of mine got a job of 380k immediately after graduation without connections. He was in shock cos he didn't do anything special, he even saw the job description on Instagram while catching cruise.

Some of us are just lucky and lines fall in places for us while some will have to hustle all their life with different circumstances here and there.

Na so life be.

OGIBRA:
May God reward him base on his hand work...

This prayer strong o

Fvck them both..
I dey mind my business this year.

I don't give a fvck

This guy don come again

Carry on Portable, we dey your back.

We need new jamz bro

Mpape isa player

Year 2028:

Argentina

Portugal

Conversation between a 9-year old and his father

Son: "Dad, what's the name of the guy captaining Argentina? Gosh, he's so good!"

Dad: "That's Lautaro Martinez."

Son: "Daaaad, look! That man in red, he's so damn good as well! What's his name?"

Dad: "That's Joao Felix, he's the captain of the Portuguese team."

Son: "Wow dad, these two are like the best players I have ever seen! Is there anyone who is even nearly as good as them?"

Dad: (gets a little emotional, and then replies with a smile): "You still don't know something, my son. Let me tell you a story about two guys..."

Nuisance...

Next please

Plantain Bole Business
Barbecue Business
Indomie and Egg/Mishai business
Popcorn sales
Palm slipper sales(you can buy up to 40 to start)

When she is 60 years old, her child would be 51 years old. Just like siblings.

Omo I don't know what to say.
How can a child give birth to another child with a father who is also a child.

Gangster1ms:
You can clearly see from this photo that Ronaldo has an extra bishop over Messi, given that it is late in the game and the board is open, this piece will give Cristiano a huge advantage. Safe to say CR7 is also better than Messi in chess, my true GOAT

Una don start again

Yeye Fans

This picture is iconic

Bulaba

Normally. She's a man.

A man with breast
Prison people wey never see female figure for very long time now. That her silicon breast and yansh will burst due to excessive manhandling from fellow inmates.

All these ones don make am already.

God bless all our hustle..

Omo
I was about finalising a huge deal this morning.

11k

This Space is Dedicated to all Obidients

Sorry brother.
Your wife is a bitter soul to you.

For now 200k