₦airaland Forum

African politicians don't know when to call it quit. They'd rather die on the job while stealing as much they could as if it would matter in heaven hell fire. Imagine, as frail as he is, he still has the ambition to be the president of the Zoo, while we are currently battling one vegetable in Abuja. Smh

Kingpee2:
You will get poked and be forgotten,you that fell in love will still be the one to fall out of love ,the same way you fell for this one ,I’m certain if you see another guy who has more cuteness you’ll still end up falling again ...It is your pussy mileage that is counting jare ..

You're crazy

They can as well tie leaves around their bodies. I don't think Islam created clothes for human beings.

unbitchable:
If Mendy could face legal prosecution, ronaldo should go defend himself in court or face the wrath of the law.
Being in Spain at the time of the allegation helped him dodge the case.
If he knew that his rape case was waiting for him, he would have ran to Psg to play as a goalkeeper.

And you know better than he himself that decided to return to the UK to play football. Joker!

proeast:

Wow, this must be the lifeless challenge

Lmao @ lifeless challenge.

I stumbled upon this picture just now on Instagram. And it's damn funny. I didn't want to laugh alone so I thought of sharing it with my mates on Nairaland.

Back to the question, is this a new challenge?

Another reason why this shíthole should cease to exist. Let every region preside over their ancestral land without any external control.

Correction: Hoodlums burn legalised hoodlums. Nothing to worry about here.

Hello no! That kpekus will never remain the same. How can I ever have sex with my so called wife after having sex with another man on TV? Too many things on ground that will never make me continue that union. Tueh!

He's even saying Tega is a very good girl. Simp spotted. Watimagbo!

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WibusJaga:

All these stem from their interpretation of their religious books that women are lesser beings or rather that women should be confined to specific roles like ze oza room!

Imagine a "lesser" being that gave birth to a "higher" being. These Talibans, their brains are filled with magots. Maybe the women should stop birthing future terrorists as a way of protest.

pocohantas:
The interviewer is so dull and his exclamations are ********

Whether Tuface married her or not is not our business. What we know is, Annie thought she could pull a Disney love story with a community gbola. If our husband were a human being, it would be Tuface.

Pero done kuku do breast and nyash. We die here. Na unofficial second wife she be.

Annie should take heart o. Naija men no fit retire from brolosho duties until they are old, broke and sick. They will now find their way home like the prodigal son. Straight into the bosom of the virtuous wife. She would have to spend her retirement posing for family frames, reminding him to take his drugs and cooking unripe plantain swallow with oilless vegetable soup.

. Why so brutal with the truth?

If na Nigeria now, some people no go buy the land because of flood. What if we come dey experience Tornado like Americians?

The people who still believe in one Nigeria are now the problem. This zoo can never work.

BeardedMeat:
If the one following you is not automatically alerted when you share comments with them, wetin you gain?

Lool. By now, Nairaland should have outgrown this old look and way of operating. The problem is that, our oga, Séun, is stubborn.

OmovuduTheBeast:
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I hope this helps

@op, This is the correct answer to your question.

I'm almost tearing. Why would anyone do this?

You do so because your ridiculous laws are only for the poor. Hypocrites!

Authority1o1:
Okay...


Consequence of multiple factors.

First, Quota System allows pass-mark Northerners greater advantage which the Igbos can't smell or dream of. Look at this: An Hausa boy with a JAMB score of 160 gets into a Federal University that a Southerner, especially of Igbo extraction, with 240 can't get into. Same course, same Nigerians. They tag it ELDS as if it's a golden privilege to be less-privileged.

Southerners and the affiliated now have to change their names to bear at least one Hausa appellation so as to be considered for government jobs without the stress they naturally have to go through as Southerners.

Secondly, Igbos are more business-inclined that they barely look the direction of education these days.

160? Lol. Little as 20 is enough for Northerners.

Bngf:
Hmmmm

I am a landlord and if we landlords share our experiences on how tenants frustrate us everyday and if atall it worth giving house up for rent in nigeria where you get lowest Return on investment

Same here. And to even talk about the cost of materials these days, it's crazy. They won't understand until it's their time to build theirs.

It is your nature given right to defend yourself if you don't want to die. Listen to this plonker at your own peril.

egoldman:
In who's court will you sue them?

Sigh. Forgotten that it's a zoo we are in.

We are not animals, we can't keep living like this. These thieves in red jackets need to be sued. There must be justice and consequences for these illegal and uncivilised acts.

veekid:
No be lie sha! Lola will surely leave!

But it's not about Lola. I imagine if it was Lola, you guys would have said she has destroyed their family through Peter. Sigh

How could they have thought that they could hung on? They must have watched Mission Impossible 6 and saw the trick by Tom Cruise and thought it was real. Oh well, they are lucky the engines didn't suck them in. Their families will have bodies to bury. Fear and desperation has led them to early grave. RIP to them.

Sanchez01:
This is disappointing to read and quite hard to believe it was featured on BBC. Twitter didn't ban the genocidal threat tweet of Buhari. It was Nigerian Tweeps that reported it enmasse for violation. Trump was banned on the same platform for using it to instigate violence after his loss. And note, the official POTUS handle was never banned, it was that of Trump that was banned, just as that of the Nigerian government wasn't banned. Buhari wasn't even banned, the particular tweet was only deleted when he should have been banned.

But some misfits in their usual 'noli me tangere' attitude saw it as a slap on Nigeria that Twitter removed a President’s tweet.

A foreigner visiting Nigeria is subject to the laws of Nigeria, not his country of origin. Twitter has policies that every user submits to consciously or unconsciously. Buhari threatened a people directly and others reported it on a platform where policies work.

Shameful that the government-sponsored with the intention that Nigerians would embrace it after Twitter's predicted ban. But of course, it is not Twitter that is desperate. It is the APC and the Nigerian government. Twitter played an active role in their win against Jonathan and Buhari. Elections are getting closer and campaigns will start soon. They need Twitter to run their lies and $1 to N1 again.

Failed country.

Articulate and spot on. More grease to your intelligence.

Wiseandtrue:
Let's discuss this fam


What is the BB Naija doing right that the educational system is doing wrong

How come the entertainment industry is doing their work so well that the education system is not really showing the beauty of education

How can we get huge grant outside the country and our best heads look up to the uneducated for help

The politicians, doctors, lawyers, engineers, pilots, nurses needs one qualification or the other to show that they are ideal for the post

Which means they all passed through a teacher but teachers are the least paid

Immoral shows like BBNAIJA gets sponsors why can't the best graduating student not get a car or a home to make people value education the more

Why What could be done Who is to do what And when can it be done

How much did they do the banner to announce the price for the best graduating student?

Judy4uu:
I got married few months back. No pregnancy yet. Want to be sure

Oh okay. Hopefully everything is fine.

Snitch24:
Lmao
Ndlea dey here
U better wake up

The mumu even dropped his number. Him go hear am soon. Watimagbo!

Judy4uu:
I am married. I don't Patronized such people

Why did you go for sperm analysis?

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