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Just passing by ,but ehm ehm arsenal fans how merket ? I laugh in 8-2

Apart from the oil issue of what importance will taking over Nigeria be to the USA ? If they truly want to do that don't you think they would have done that since ? Someone said that it's because of Gadaffi's predicament , I laugh in afghanistan .How will Gadaffi have stopped the USA from taking over Nigeria if he's in power ? The same Gadaffi that's an enemy to Nigeria ? These people won't cease to make my day , as if the USA are not in charge already . The boko haram , almajiris, al-qaeda , whatever shit is nothing but the teachings of islam , so much for the religion of peace and yet some maggot brained dumb sons of an 1diot will claim otherwise . Some people reason things from their a55 . SHAKING MY HEAD yet some maggot brained dumb sons of an 1diot will claim otherwise . Some people reason things from their a55 . SHAKING MY HEAD

StarBoard:
Anybody who believes this bombing is part of a "conspiracy " of any sort either is a stone-wall fo.ol or didnt have good elementary education.
John Campbell,former US Ambassador to Nigeria,opened the eyes of the world to Boko Haram as early as 2004.He has since been blacklisted by our myopic government in the light of his revelation in his book published that same year by government refusing him an entry visa into Nigeria.
The bombings on Police HQ and UN Building have every trace to Al-Qaeda and their operations.yet folks are telling us to read books that have no bearing in the world at the present time.
This is flat-out Islamic fundamentalism/insurgency,yet mooo-ronic and over-exposed dullards are trying hard to appear intelligent by quoting unnecessary books.
SHAKING MY HEAD

Hahahhahahahahahhaahha over exposed dullards they truly are , the thing tire me ooo , conspiracy theorists of different kinds and calibre , imagine another one claiming its GEJ's political enemies . What keeps getting me amazed is they'll quote and unquote , throw tantrums to get their idiotic points across . Nairaland I hail thee !!

harakiri:
Wow! All this negative comments coming from someone who goes for Sunday-Sunday brainwashing sessions and thinks he's a better person. The fruits of religion in living color. As much as i detest and don't condone the actions of the Boko Haram extremists, you people need to think deep and look into where the source of all these problems are coming from. If you had been paying attention, you would have noticed that all the senseless violence skyrocketed after GEJ was declared winner of the presidential elections. What does that tell you? Do i have to spell it out to you? The Northern elite have been in power for too long to the extent they feel it's their "birthright". They are the ones sponsoring these Islamic fanatics and manipulating their feeble insecure minds that this is a Jihad issue meanwhile, the true purpose is politics and all they are interested in is returning back into the game so they can loot their own share of billions. It's all POLITICS and nothing short of that. Think about it. . .First it was sharia law, then boko haram and recently, it's Islamic banking! It doesn't take much to piece the puzzle together. If GEJ appears slow in taking drastic action, it's definitely because he knows who the real perpetrators are. They say Sharia law demands that a thief must either be decapitated and yet, the big thieves who have impoverished them are living comfortably IN NIGERIA, calling the shots as "elder statesmen" and nothing is done to them rather they are worshiped as gods!

It's all a plot to make GEJ's rule tainted with violence and ungovernable. Solution? A sovereign conference where all stake holders of this geopolitical joke called Nigeria can come together by a round table and state their terms in remaining one country. Anything short of that, we are merely deceiving ourselves. This country is heading towards total chaos and anarchy and as things are going, the prediction that Nigeria might disintegrate before 2015 might come true at this rate.

Furthermore, before you start pointing accusing fingers at Moslems, please go through your bible (especially the old testament) and you'll see numerous accounts where the Christian god instructed "his people" to go out and kill every man,woman and child of the "gentiles" and burn their cities to the ground. So much for "morality". How about Jonathan and David who were man-loving-men? How about Lot who slept with his two daughters and impregnated them? I don't wanna go on and on but you have no right to take the moral high ground. How did Christianity spread in the first place? Was it not through bloody Crusades that took the lives of innocent millions? Was Christianity brought to Africa "peacefully"? If not for the slave traders, would you be a Christian today? Please, make an effort to think before you talk.

Before the deluded folks assume I'm religious, I'M NOT!


Nuff said! ! !

And where in my quote did I write that I'm the extremely religious type ? Hell yeah if going to church , praying to God(though unseen) ,living my life is what you call brainwashing then you are either an idiotic holier-than-thou buffoon or a waste of semen+egg . Muslims/islam has been the major perpetrator of evils that has befell the world from time immemorial and they will continue if not stopped . Is this not a public forum ? And everybody has the rights to express how he/she feels so why rave about my post ? If it hurts you end U̶̲̥̅̊я sadistic life by doing PHCN a favour- hug a transformer . Yeah there are instances in the old testament where immoral things were committed by 'men of God' but do christians in anyway act according to that passage of ' go into the cities and burn whatever fcking gentiles' ? Start by listing 10 NOTABLE JIHAD-LIKE horrors done by a christian group or individual and I'll list 20 JIHAD ORIENTED EVILS done by the ever useless muslims . Everything is caused by that ugly child abuser , con ugly sister bleeper MOHAMMED. Simple

MOHAMMED , that idiotic fanatic with his long smelly dirty beards is nothing but the biggest retard of the highest order . Slept with a 9 year old , duped an older rich woman so he could lick her Womanliness , inculcated violence into the dumb head of his followers , started the useless holy war that will never let the world know ₪☺ peace . The only solution is that CAN should declare a holy war , christians should burn mosques , kill those bloody ,god-forsaken , smelly bearded muslim . MOHAMMED is rotting in hell coupled with a short red faced dread lock wearing demon whipping his sadistic body , may all the souls that have died in their useless holy war haunt the souls of all muslims , may they all be besieged by big small pox as big as the size of my grandma's puff puff , awon oloshi jati jati . Wish popsy had not hidden his .37 I would secretly shoot them one by one .BASTARDS !D is rotting in hell coupled with a short red faced dread lock wearing demon whipping his sadistic body , may all the souls that have died in their useless holy war haunt the souls of all muslims , may they all be besieged by big small pox as big as the size of my grandma's puff puff , awon oloshi jati jati . Wish popsy had not hidden his .37 I would secretly shoot them one by one .BASTARDS

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Lie ! Lie !! Lie !!! My mom and dad have been married for 30 years now and they don't look an inch alike .popsy is fair. , momsy is dark . Popsy is tall momsy has a normal stature

I enjoyed my maternal grandma's whip even better .chai that woman sabi beat person oooo but I did enjoy her vegetable soup most . There is a way she cooks it that the aroma alone will increase U̶̲̥̅̊я appetite and to kill it all she do slice garden egg inside it , chai ! If she did not die till I marry I'll take my wife to go learn the art of garden egg mixed with vegetable cooking . I miss ya mama oke ijeun (her nickname )

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I saw it on a friend's wall

I came across this stuff and it made me very angry I need to share it , but I'm sure if he (messi) reads it himself he'll laugh @ it . Just sharing for the fun :


Lionel Messi went out on a friday night ,when coming back he hooked up with a pretty lady. He took her to his hotel room and they got settled. Then the lady when to the bathroom to shower, when she came back she saw three naked men on the bed. Astonishingly she asked "what's happening "Messi replied " I can't perform without Xavi and Iniesta, !!!!!!

Omotiediyebakuatalanlo

And did you read what deco just said about him ? He said and I quote ' messi is a combination of ronaldo and ronaldihno in one ' end of discussion pls ₪☺ more arguments pls ai̶̲̥̅̊t̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ ? Forza barca !

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=740228.msg8966156#msg8966156 date=1313805055]What kind of ediotic question is this?[/quote]What kind of gullible answer is this ?

But honestly if nothing is done to calm things - an intervention from the monarch or government- the next classico is going to go terribly bad

usbcable:
now go to that corner and do stool down
if you mistakenly fall peren na frog jump you go do till noon.

Eiya ! E don pepper am !! Buhahahahahah yeh ikun mi ooo this yaff too much oo yeh yeh I go die oooo buhahhahahahahahahhaahhaaha . If hitting barca players as if they are a garri sack is the next strategy that U̶̲̥̅̊я idiotic muniru wants to use to win matches against barca then BRING IT ON . The sonofabitch downgraded the importance of the super cup yet him and his players wanted to die on the pitch yesterday. Accept U̶̲̥̅̊я loss and tell MUNIRU to build a team not make plans on how to break barca player's leg , if he did not do that expect more wins for barca and more red cards for that dumb nazi khedira , that sadist pepe,he-goat ramos and the short dirty dreadlock wearing marcelo . Awon were jati jati mshEeeeeeeeeeewans on how to break barca player's leg , if he did not do that expect more wins for barca and more red cards for that dumb nazi khedira , that sadist pepe,he-goat ramos and the short dirty dreadlock wearing marcelo . Awon were jati jati mshEeeeeeeeeeew

Where's Ronaldo when they're all fighting ? He knows that the entire thing is madness so he stayed aside . Yesterday was crazy ! I've never seen ozil go angry he want break villa head ni oooo. Did you guys see the way mascherano pulled higuain out of the fight ? He talked to him and higuain left coolly hhahahaa oga captain . Marcelo is an anti christ , Barca players won't take any bullying from them , yeah !! FORZA BARCA

Eiya , sorry oooooo see ya next time . BuhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah

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Angelic madridstas ?? ​‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ call them angelic ? Eh eh he yaff want kill me oooo even pepe angelic ? That devil's twin brother that got missing during creation ? Or the cunny di maria ? The ever angry sergio ramos ?? Angels indeed . Oh okay because they're on white bah ? Buhahahaahhahahahaha

True ooooo everybody noticed it he's getting bigger . I hope he does not get overweight and lose his speed .How's tonight's match going to be like fellow cules ?

Cool game , barca advantaged . You all see why we need cesc ? Thiago really tried today but he could not cool the tempo of the game , he could not hold the midfield together , he still needs to sit and receive an accurate passes 101 from xavi . Madrid welcome to camp nou , busquet will. Be fit by then . Alexis rap.ed marcelo today ₪☺ be small , with a little time he'll fit in perfectly and together with messi they'll rape any madrid team.

Lest I forget , that goal by villa is one in a million .cassilas nearly broke his back he should ask van der sar . In my ps2 that kind goal na !+8 with R2 ,chai !! I want play am tonight . Forza barca .

He's always busy , see why I like him ? Ride on baba nothing do you .

Well his single should have fetched him enough money nah , I mean the Awooooooooh song .Don't worry bro na still ur boy

One of the most emotional transfer in the history of football , a transfer that made a player forgo some bonuses all for his childhood club , a transfer that left fans of each club ranting and fighting e-battle , wow , anyway welcome cesc we love you .

Hi guys I read some comment on bbc sport, arsenal fc fans are very angry or is it sadness ? While some were seeing him off with curses of being left on the bench and underperforming some are labelling him as unpatriotic , I really felt for them . Some said that they accepted him when FCB rejected him as a kid and now they made him what he is he wants to leave them . It's very touching honestly .

Mcleo007:
At least, it'd be good money paid for value, unlike Madrid.

**does a double sigh ****

At least whatever they pay is worth it after all

**triple sigh**

@ajanlekoko yeah joauin , santi carzola , toulalan . Thank God the dude will come wooooo ooooooooh so yappy !!! Now you'll see the best of cesc , forget his somewhat insignificant performance recently , he lost interest in arsenal fc that's why , now bring on anybody , bring fucking madrid

@dayokanu all those places are 'aresepa' for me too , ​‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ get mouth bro .

The board should make a final decision about this cesc issue jare . He's worth whatever amount arsenal wants to sell him .what else do we want him to do ?he's shown his love for barca by not taking part in any training and by even telling them that he's willing to cut some of his bonus , I so much believe we need cesc .Thiago is good,infact very good but I don't think he can play some crucial matches IF xavi 'goes down ', can thiago control a midfield against the altintops , sahin, ozil of madrid ? Or the toulalan , joaquin, carzolla of malaga and many more ? We need cesc , the board knows this so they should PAY or let go and they should let the team focus .

Imagine xavi is obsessed about cesc's coming the team truly is not focused just like someone pointed out earlier .

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ℓ☺ℓ ​‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ mean vulcanizer bro ? Yeah somewhere inside that place we all watch matches together in a cool bar there , the iyana ipaja fans are the most dedicated , come see old men and women showcase their loyalty ( ​‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ need to see the ladies ) . Any update on the cesc issue ?

Or that big guy that played in nigeria's defence sometimes ago I'm finding it hard to remember his name . That guy's appearance alone looks bullyish .ℓ☺ℓ