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But how can people be so dumb Can your own PA draft a statement you know nothing about even if you are in mars ? total cockshit . That's what they call a political move the SSA is somewhere enjoying chunks of dollars . He is the sacrificial lamb , her mission accomplished . See tactics . Another Obasanjo pikin , She is in china so what ?? Internet no dey there ni ? Abi phone no dey china again ? hahahahahaha I laff in mandarin

Akan:
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na period de do you abi u get mental malfunction.

Ask your blood sucking brother shown in the pics above , Akwa ibom boy ! Blood crazed otokotos that's the only way they can make money , cut people's breast off , sell private parts , Money rituals , drink ogogoro . You all are renowned for that . use, less bunch of impoverished local vampires , cannibals , God will strike all of you down one by one so an end will come to these problem of money ritual in Nigeria ! Accursed Lineage

That blood sucking tribe of never do wells , they all should be Annihilated Either by Nuclear weapon ( like that one dropped in Hiroshima ) Or they should all be killed by some chemical weapons , Archaic Vampires , Cursed tribe of .B.A.S.T.A.R.D.S. woe betide them all , Awon oloshi jati jati

I am surprised some folks called me to ask when the form will be out when they might stop selling the form today , how funny . Anyway for those having problem to do the registration , i will advice you to go down to the school premises (P.S or mini campus or any cafe around there) to get the registration done . Everybody's cmplaining about the site not opening in Lagos . Maybe it's due to the distance or maybe it's their Network gateways who know . So to avoid incomplete registration or error-filled-due-to-internet-problem wahala , just go there and get it done , Wish you all the best of Luck and the date of the exam is 26th and 27th. Wish you all the best of luck , Amen and Amen You can still hit me up on any info sha 07039715004


#Sipping my cold pepsi while listening to Dagrin's rap rules anthem

I am surprised some folks called me to ask when the form will be out when they might stop selling the form today , how funny . Anyway for those having problem to do the registration , i will advice you to go down to the school premises (P.S or mini campus or any cafe around there) to get the registration done . Everybody's cmplaining about the site not opening in Lagos . Maybe it's due to the distance or maybe it's their Network gateways who know . So to avoid incomplete registration or error-filled-due-to-internet-problem wahala , just go there and get it done , Wish you all the best of Luck and the date of the exam is 26th and 27th. Wish you all the best of luck , Amen and Amen You can still hit me up on any info sha 07039715004


#Sipping my cold pepsi while listening to Dagrin's rap rules anthem

Alright folks , it seems that the post ume form is truly out , I am going to ago early tomorrow Morning to get my own form . If you want to get your form make it early because there will be rushing as it used to be . So i am off to ago tomorrow Morning . You can call me on 07039715004 and whatever information will you given FREE OF CHARGE

NB : Don't get scammed oooooo scammers are plenty on here ooooooooooooooooo it's me sweetguy ,Always trusted

Alright folks , it seems that the post ume form is truly out , I am going to ago early tomorrow Morning to get my own form . If you want to get your form make it early because there will be rushing as it used to be . So i am off to ago tomorrow Morning . You can call me on 07039715004 and whatever information will you given FREE OF CHARGE

NB : Don't get scammed oooooo scammers are plenty on here ooooooooooooooooo it's me sweetguy ,Always trusted

Alright folks , it seems that the post ume form is truly out , I am going to ago early tomorrow Morning to get my own form . If you want to get your form make it early because there will be rushing as it used to be . So i am off to ago tomorrow Morning . You can call me on 07039715004 and whatever information will you given FREE OF CHARGE

NB : Don't get scammed oooooo scammers are plenty on here ooooooooooooooooo it's me sweetguy ,Always trusted

Sweet guy is back . Yeah I am back , to the whole house , DONT GET SCAMMED OOOO , scammers are flooding this Post ume thing . Dont send money to anybody to get scratch card for you , Any information I get trust me I will always Paste it on here , And if you must buy a scratch card go to the school yourself it's just 500 naira bus to ago . I heard that they MIGHT start selling the form this week . I emphasize the MIGHT again . Don't get fooled . Open ya eyes oo , remember " All eyes open , atm no dey pay 1 million "

Ruggedman is a st.u.p.i.d f.o.o.l , did he mention ruggedman's name in the song ? thank God he is giving mode9 something to diss him about. i trust modo , hit the f.o.o.l hard ,

Okay , So everything that the mystery woman(rachael?) he met in the cave told him is Untrue ? How about the lunatic he went to talk to in Ward C ? Was he truly a marshall ? How about that woman that told him to run while asking question ?? Damn !! the movie is convincing , I am loving Dicaprio every minute , more and more . He is the best actor alive , Please aswer me please .

I watched Shutter island a movie directed by Martin scorsese , Leo D caprio was the lead actor there but i am still confused about what really happened . Is leo D caprio the Insane guy ? Did he truly killed his wife ? Is everything the doctor told him true ?? Did he ever get out of the island ?? Please help me i am confused

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Harakiri i've always respected your post on NL and i'm still respecting it but seems like you a contender now that Nuclearboy.  he is truly nuclear because he is jamming you with some sophisticated Nuclear thoughts anyway sha i'm happy that you up with him and you are already harakiring his whole system , another CLASH OF NL TITANS  , wish you're arguing with that guy pro01(fierce and destructive arguer) another guy i respect on NL.

To the matter at hand , Christianity is not the Christianity that Christ planned it to be . It has been reshaped , reformed in every ways . Christianity has been in shambles since the days of CONSTANTINE(Google it don't ask me question). He was in a very big dilemma of an upcoming riots by the pagans and a complete overtake by the Christians so in some way he merged the religion together that's why we celebrate Christmas on December 25th ( the actual date celebrating a pagan god) when Christ was born sometime around April (abi na june , i stand to be corrected ) , He even merged Sunday to be the worship date of the Christians when Sunday was the day that the sun god was worshiped ( look at this SUN ---DAY ) that's why some christian sects don't worship on Sundays (you want names ?) . Christianity has contributed in its own destructive and moral ways to the order of the world . We all know that sometime around the 14th and 17th century the roman catholic  church control the political affairs of the world and it even hindered some scientific advancement ( check Galileo's trials , newton's burial and last hours before death ) . No wonder science and Christianity will forever remain enemies . While the former see Christianity as a blind vehicle carrying people to their death due to pride and ignorance the latter sees science as a diabolic tool that is stealing all the miracles thereby directing people away from them that's why they(christianity) had to invent its own miracles so that its believers will increase hence fraudulent misleading of people , psychological brainwash etc.

Everybody knows that the Bible has been manipulated and it is not complete , I have more than Five different collections of bibles here with me ( i'm not a pastor ooooo) and i even come across the book of mormon this Book of Mormon is a record of God’s dealings with the ancient inhabitants of the Americas . No wonder HARAKIRI said that the ISREALITES are favored. Nope they are not , other books that tells about God's dealings with other tribes were removed so as to make everybody believe that ISREALITES are the choosen ones . As if that's not enough i came across another book of nephi which was Omitted from the bible as well , this guy called NEPHI saw the actual birht of jesus christ. You know why it was removed ? so as to remove every earthly character of jesus christ and portray him as a DIVINE being . Somehow the book manage to survive though copies were burnt and torn , somehow ONLY one copy survived and it has been translated from the ancient record written in Gold plate,

OOOOOOOAAAHHHH (YAWNING) me i want to sleep jo , tomorrow i will finish it up.

God exist , Yes he does(Napoleonboy) , God does not exist , no he does not(Harakiri)  , Oya fire on

<Grabs a bag of popcorn with a criminally chilled canned fanta and watch the rest CLASH OF THE TITANS

Missy B:
**Opens mouth, eyes, nose and ears . . . . . Faints**

< pours hot water on her and slap her back to consciousness>

come on girl you can more than that so dont get carried away !

Do you have the crack in the software ? Copy the crack and paste it in the fruity's directory and run it , that's all

If you want me ---- Mo 'chedda

Infact that girl don make me fall in love with her , Imagine her swaggs Perfecto !!

My own version of the India-beat-Nigeria-99-1 story is quite different . I heard that there were 11 imaginary players in the air and another 11 real players so the ball kept hanging in the air for almost 20 minutes and whenever they(India) want to score the ball turns to a fireball or lion so the keeper run for his dear life . The funny thing is that i believed this story so much that i held a fear-gripping respect for the Indians. They even said that the guy that scored our only goal unlaced his boot and hit the ball with his bare foot and he was left paralyzed for the rest of his life . The funnier thing is that about 6 days ago some big fools still believe that it's real . I made them sound dumb by laughing all through the conversation , Imagine !

This issue of juju , myths and other stuffs in some way is real and in some way is not real . How will you explain the magun ( thunderbolt - if that's the english meaning , dunno) case that happened in my area ?(the man crowed thrice after sleeping with his neighbour's wife and died on spot) some of these things are real and most of it is unreal . Some how and some way things has been manipulated that the fraudulent people took over . I am not the type that believe in those traditional shits as well but with some experience all i do is pray not to get mixed with any spiritual problems . I mean problems that money won't solve,  I'm always saying this prayer every morning .

I'm a yoruba boy and i've seen things that still remain mysterious till today . How will you explain the case where two men were fighting then the older man slapped the younger guy with a ring he immediately went paralyzed , what's the scientific explanation to that ?

Ok how about this ? grandmom told me about this particular war that occurred between the Federal soldiers and the natives in Abeaokuta(Ogun adubi ) the natives vacated their village and went into the bush while the entrance to their village was placed under some kinda weird curse that kills ever military man that tries to enter it (imaginary cutlass hacking them to pieces) though the natives move about freely , what will dear Elrazur and his apostles say about this ?

There are many more live experience , Juju surely works and exist but it's potent power has been manipulated by the money hungered people . About the religion stuff ? Hmmmm dont know what to say about that after reading Angels and Demons , The Davinci code (though it's genuineness has been questioned and some facts has been declared Unreal) I am still working on unravelling some Juju actually .

Lol , GONO ke ?? it shows how much i dey feel the girl no be all those dried Womanliness girls wey u dey carry about

Yeah that ba5tard retard of a two timing bi, tch , he is very dumb , useless , fat , dead brained , wor  thless , valu  eless , dumb mofo, that oloshi oloriburuku yakub , woe betide him and his entire family and generations to come

Yes oooo Enyeama go save tough goals from people like messi (ruff riders) how about silly goals from Unknow players ( gentle riders) ?

Why do i always scream when i want to release ?

<sipping a cold bottled fanta waiting for marcelino to insult me >

I hate 9ice , I hate Justin Beiber , I hate 2face , when will you people stop hating ?? if you dont like these three guys' music close your ears and hit your dead brained head on the wall and DIE . Most of ya all are just jealous of him (justin beiber) the small dude is making billions that you can never dream of making in your life even 50 year after you're dead please stop hating a 16 year old abi na 17 , And why 9ICE and TUBABA ?? undoubtedly two of most talented artistes in Nigeria , useless people , Awon oloshi jati jati

Why are there so many dumb fools on Nairaland ? Yeah he was drunk and he drove is that the first time he will drive and drink ?? He struggled for 5 days before he kicked the bucket , If there had been an adequate care he would have survived and he'll sure be grinning somewhere in Nigeria right now. I am talking from experience the Nigerian health system is nothing to write home about . I lost 2 friends in LUTH some year ago . Guys that were fine and alright and after some imposed surgery they became a shadow of themselves and died after some days and some G.O.D forsaken I.D.1.O.TS will sit behind a computer and write nonsense , TUDOR i used to respect ur comments on Nairaland but with what you've been writing I now know How D.UM.B , can't you respect the dead for holy heaven's sake ? Infact you should have died in that accident you had , Oloshi jati jati alaye ba je

If you're sure that you can talk very well come to surulere , shitta , ikeja, egbeda and talk ill of him , May God help you if you come back alive , Oloriburuku

I have been listening to his singles , Puyanga and the 166 family single where he lead the vocals. I have heard and seen him sing in other guy's music and he has this enchanting voice . who is he ?

Umm I like/Love any movies that has got to do with prisoners and their escape I can watch them more then 20 times in a day . there is this movie that i am looking for , i dont know its name . it is all about a banker that was framed for killing his wife , he was sentenced to 20 years Imprisonment .while in the prison he became the jailer's banker , screwing his cash and stuffs while he planned his escape route. I did not get to finish the movie and i dont know its name can someone please help me out with its name and how i can get it ?? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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though she's sleeping like a dead fool right here beside me[s][/s]

The guy (ruggednonsense) is a jobless fool , the Stu , Pid fowl sit down there while 9ice is moving on . The way 9ice is sounding on the phone should tell his shallow brains that he(9ice) got no time yet he press the boy to say something he will never say . Mode9 will kill him again with all these shits he is dragging himself into . Wait and see !

hectorswag:
@sweetguy, yo momma basically no just get sense  

Ha he ha E pain you ? Yo mama punana wide sote 12 ten inches rod no dey satisfy her