₦airaland Forum

yusluvad:
It's obvious they are trying hard to cover up something fishy here. May God be our shied in this failed State...

wirinet:
Agent of what? FBI, CIA or agent of SHIELD?

Another superstitious religious fanatic. Are you a guy to understand how guys feel and react to hormonal impulses?

Ask your boyfriend or if you don't have a boyfriend, your brothers if their rods don't get solid hard between the wee hours of 4 - 6 am most mornings, whether they are thinking of sex or not.

payloader:
You have no idea. I once had a friend(he's late now) who told me how once he sleeping and he felt a hand massaging his dick and when he woke up there was none, yet he found he had cum on his shorts. From that day henceforth, his sperm became watery, and nothing he did could bring it back to normal. What scientific explanation do you have for that?

wirinet:
Bullshit. It is very normal and happens to most guys in the age bracket - 17 to 30 who are not sexually active.
My own experience was worse during my jambite days. It got to a point I was wetting 2 to 3 times a day. Sometimes I would just dose off a few mins and gbam my pant is wet with sperm. I didn't even have to think of women not to talk of sex.

I got so worried that I travelled from school to lagos just to see my doctor then, who was a junior brother to my friend. When I told him about my problem, he just laughed and said get a girlfriend. Mind you he was a very religious man (Muslim).

seunmsg:
ESN/IPOB will soon turn the South east to another war front. They are doing enough to achieve their aim. We dey here dey watch.

kense88:
You want him to marry just to have regular sex

mikezuruki:
Please pay no attention to those telling you it's a normal thing. It's not. Look for any MFM church around and go for deliverance. The devil is sho[i][/i]rtchanging you! Happy Easter

TheEnygma:
sarrki

simplyleo

TheEnygma:
you forgot to add their chief ;

BiafIntel:
You must be so much afraid now. I see you can no longer write. Migrating back to Futa Jalon is loading 99% already. It's by fire by force. Biafra must stand once our arms are ready. We have the boot on the ground already in the name of ESN. Arms are loading 50% already. Wait and see. Shey you fulanis are ready to fight ni?

Viko60:
Government is owing contractors, doctors, teachers yet your still borrowing. What exactly are you using the money for?

Soolmus:




You said Goodluck Jonathan would win yet Buhari won

You said Atiku would win yet Buhari won again

You said Trump would win but God choose Joe biden


Now that you are saying Bola Ahmed Tinubu won't win , I guess we should start congratulating him as the incoming President

*****************"*

Tinubu a Chicago trained Accountant, worked with Price water Cooper , Delliote , Anderson, ExxonMobil all as an executive, this are the best auditing firm and Oil Company worldwide

Tinubu as an Entrepreneur, co founded INTELS Logistics(with Volpi an Italian and Atiku) Nigeria's only logistics company(tugboat, cranes and everything maritime services) since the late 80s and early 90s,

TVC is one of the best TV channels

The Nation Newspaper is one of the most accepted Newspaper

Compass finance Chicago LLC is one of the best Nigerian owned investment company

His investment before 1999 spans from many industries, employing thousands of people


******************

In Politics, his Generosity helped NADECO and Nigeria get Democracy, even his rivals attested to that, never for once did he join PDP even with all the threats and intimidation

His proteges includes

Fashola a struggling lawyer he met through his nephew at a party who was made Chief of staff and Governor

Professor Yemi Osinbajo SAN who he met randomly in court and made AG of Lagos State and then Vice President of Nigeria

Speaker of the house Femi Gbajabiamila

Others include, Aregbesola, Ben Akabueze, Boss Mustapha, Lanlehin, Obaseki etc

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Governance

His feat includes;

Lekki housing scheme

LASERMA 112 emergency

Rapid Response Squad

Bus Rapid Transit, BRT (best mass transit in Nigeria)

LAWMA waste management system

Lagos model School

Nigeria's first ever State owned electricity Power Plant

Lagos Cab

Eko Atlantic man made Island (PPP)

LAGFERRY (best water way transit in Nigeria)

Lagos Inland Revenue Service (LIRS) the only state that it's internal Revenue sustained when Obasanjo withheld Lagos State revenue for years

State with the highest salary for civil servants

State with most detribalized Civil Device, with Ibo , Hausa , Yoruba and all tribes getting appointment with promotion




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MejiLoyon:
The allusion is to the ancient notion that crocodiles weep while devouring their prey. Crocodiles do indeed have lachrymal glands and produce tears to lubricate the eyes as humans do. They don't cry with emotion though.

Some actually cry. But to Mejiloyon. The more you cry the more I dey vex. The ones that cried are related to crocodiles

DaddyRochie1642:
Love still dey shack this one

Tomorrow na you'll start Weeping and gnashing your teeth saying this girl "Used Jazz on me".... How can the girl know your password and have Unrestricted access to your phone and Privacy and she'll deny you access to hers with Idiotic excuses.

Oga are you not a Man that knows what he wants, I believe you have goals and priorities that you wish to accomplish in this Life, So why is it difficult for you to Let that girl know that you're not here to "Play games", why is it difficult for you to Express yourself and let her know with a serious tone in your voice that you will not tolerate such behavior and excuses from her.


Oga it is your type that finally gets married and start lamenting "I Made a Horrible Mistake by Marrying this Woman", meanwhile it is your Fault from the beginning because you failed to set Boundaries and stamp your Authority as a man that knows what he wants.

People won't like to hear this and I personally dont give a FÚCK, nowadays, Respect is what makes a Relationship last longer and Stronger especially when the Respect is Mutual, Love is just secondary.

If that girl had a good Percentage of Respect for you, she won't have the guts to go through your phone and your Privacy and start giving excuses when you want to go through hers.

You're seeing the "Red Flags" now and you're forming gentleman, your eyes go soon Clear

Askng:
We the People,

We were never consulted,
invited or agreed to the the 1999 constitution
never resolved to live together as drafted by the Military lies in the document,
Invisible, indissoluble or
the sovereignty claimed were rhetoric of falsehood,
some crooked criminals who should be made to face Justice,
crafted a document
appended their signatures,
under a dictatorial agenda,
silencing us with the guns
imposed opinion fitting their agenda and called it constitution

We the People

Is a lie, How come my father was not there ?
My mother, my brothers, sisters were never there
even my own opinion is not represented,
Yet they say we the People,
t am not signatory to their lies
I was never part of their agenda
that is why I do not accept their oppression

We the People

where old men who should be great grand fathers
are seeking position of power,
where Politicians are busy stealing
where Police men abuse my rights
or stand on the way to collect bribes
where dullards in the senate decide my fate,
and they are too big to know my state

We the people

Is a Fraud, I was never part of it
I never signed my state or destiny to a sect
Now I see why I cannot achieve my dream
why I cannot fulfill destiny
I am locked up in a cell
The criminals are fattened
they call them Politician
They fly abroad from medical care
Leaving no health facility for me
they bask in gaudy wealth
No hope for my future
Yet they lied on me
that i signed my destiny away by a constitution

Dedicated to Buhari's 12th Medical Tourism in a Country without Proper Health care

AdolfAboki:
Hmm..



IPOB, ESN and other unscrupulous elements in the South East region should NOT dare the NORTH!

Mark my words IPOBIANS, if anything bad should happen to Danladi Umar or any Arewa sons or daughters, we'll make Nigeria HELL for you bloody terrorists!

I repeat, NOTHING MUST HAPPEN TO UMAR! Limit your secessionist chants and sectional slogans to your region. Limit your uncouth behavior to your region! If you think we'll fold our hands and watch you humiliate our leaders like you humiliated Ekweremadu and co, then you must be joking!

I dun talk my own finish. Dare us and see!

God bless the North.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

baralatie:
put it for her in plain english
as of now he is only interested in pussy hacking and banging business

EmGeee:
Truth is it was a shocker realizing that cos it didn't seem so by any means... it was even issue of NYSC that led to the discovery I mean I never imagined such scenario but then I let him know he turned out more matured than the older people I have met. But it hasn't been as usual, he just changed overnight so I let him be but he keeps calling up randomly and all that so I just want the best way to let him know am cool

seunmsg:
The anti-Tinubu group on Nairaland will go into panic again this night. They’ve been trying all day to rope Tinubu into the unfortunate death of Yinka Odumakin without success.

In this life if you’re big, you’re big. No matter the noise from haters and detractors, your light shall continue to shine. Just stay to your vision and allow God do the rest. Men can attempt to play God over others but as always, they all end up disgraced. They all opened countless threads before 2015 telling us why Buhari can never be president. Today, they are all wailing under Buhari presidency. Fact is, Tinubu’s ambition will be decided by God and majority of Nigerians and not internet trolls without voters card.

Asiwaju Akanbi Omo Olodo Ide, the leader in whom we trust. He’s our leader and we are proud of him despite his flaws.

Juliusmalema:
For saying the obvious you are attacking.

Did anyone stopped you from entering aeroplane.

Well you can contact Oluomo and become one of his staffs.


Agbero culture is evil for any society.

Romanoff:
Whether we like it or not, it's best to do things the way God intended them to be done.

Stay away from fornication and adultery.

Close your legs till you're married. Make everybody marry as virgins.

DubaiLandLord:
Even though I believe the unity of Nigeria is a scam. What you wrote up there is thrash.

debbydams:
His leg before looking at his face

Anigreat:






And this is a man that wants to be a president.
If he cannot be truthful with his age, tell me how can this man be truthful to Nigerians? Case study, Jubril Alsundani lied about his age, and we can see were he puts Nigeria today. Tinubu case will not be different but it will be worst.

In all standard, this man is not fit to rule.

CobraAnambra:
Buhari was also blasted when he relocated from katsina to bourdillion in 2015. End of the day, Twitter miscreants do not matter.

-codbra