₦airaland Forum

Isony:
The joystick will drop

So you have been there before ?

Divoc19:
This happened to me. I divorced his ass after many years of starvation, endurance, hopefulness and many other things I can't say on here

Na u sabi

Rokiat:
Wishing to marry Destiny is not the problem but does she want to marry you though?


Also if Destiny is a virgin then I am a virgin as well.

Rokiat, your ass no be here ooo if truly that's your pic.

oz4real83:
Please we are interested in knowing the part of her that is still a virgin

Her ampit I guess because her toto go don wide like Lagos Ibadan expressway

oyichi:
this is exactly the reason why I now believe that tinubu will be better in taking some critical decisions

At old age ?? Keep dreaming

All those pranks you see on the internet, especially Facebook are staged.

IgweOfIHIALA:
I caught one Obidient/Ipob today.
He was browsing through nairaland and I called him to clean up something, He dropped his phone with the screen on and I saw his moniker.
On searching his moniker, I saw all the tribal vomits He spurs on nairaland.
Funnily enough, He is a contract cleaner in my office who is struggling to survive, Infact I'm fond of gifting him cash once in a while to enable him keep up .
I will not hold it against him anyway, let me just assume he is catching cruise

What does his opinion got to do with what he does for a living or his personality. Only in Nigeria people mock what you do for a living if you're not on suit and tie. Disgusting

ppogba:
Sorry Daddy.
It is good to know that his partners in.stupidity are coming out to be identified.

You are well recognized.

If he's truly stupid like you said, he wouldn't find out so quick that he had a bastard at home but a stupid 'simp' like you would never find out until you go to the grave.

Suspect33:
forget talk, provision in marriage is SOLELY the responsibility of the Man

Mumu

lailo:
I'm sure when he was alive, he was the most useless man like u would always say but now that he is no more, he is the best thing that has ever happened to u? Anyway I pity ur present condition.

On point bro. It's only when you die that a woman will know your value. Parasitic gender

ppogba:
Don't use your own failure as a yardstick.

You wey MUMU so tey, dem carry another man pikin give you.

You are blaming the victim. You no get sense.

Boomark:
Many women today are the cause of the problems in their families because they have insisted on attending a church different from their husband's church. This has led to divorce/separation between husbands and wives.

What women don't know is that they are on their own before God. God hates such act of disobedience. As long as your husband didn't say you should not worship God. I will point out why it is wrong with bible verses.

1. True worshippers of God worship him in spirit and truth. These are the people that God is looking for. Not those that destroy what God has joined together because they are looking for God on a mountain, in a temple, or church. God is a spirit and is everywhere, even in your room. Jesus told us what God wants from those seeking Him in John 4:20-24.
Matthew 6:6.

God hates divorce/separation as seen in Malachi 2: 16, Matthew 19:3-9, Mark 10:2-12. Divorce is the word used for separation between husband and wife. If you are a pastor, prophet, prophetess, or a wife that breaks home because of ministry, church or mountain prayers, you have a case to answer before God on the judgement day. The warning... Matthew 19:5-8, Ephesians 5:31-33.

2. Obedience to the will of God is better than any sacrifice you think you are making for God in disobedience to your head/husband. Saul was rejected by God as king because he thought that offering fat rams to God in a temple(worship) is better than the instruction God gave. 1 Samuel 15:3, 20-23.

3. Any pastor, prophet, or prophetess who knew but kept encouraging you to keep attending his church or ministry which is causing problem between you and your husband is practising lawlessness. Matthew 7:21-23. These things are not a guarantee of being right with God. Overzealousness is nothing. The will of God is above everything.

Even though they prophecy in his name, cast out demons in his name, and perform many signs and wonders in his name, they will be rejected by God on the last day. Same with the overzealous disobedient wife. Do not be deceived.

4. If your husband has this issue against you and you think by being too zealous for God that he will accept you, you are wrong and on your own. You cannot appear before God with sin as a disobedient wife who is striving with her husband and expect God to accept your work, gift, or sacrifice in the church or ministry you attend. Before God will accept you anywhere, you must go and make peace with your husband first. See it here in Matthew 5:23-24.

5. They tell you there is no husband in heaven but they won't tell you there is no church in heaven. They won't tell you that you must give account of what you did with your husband on earth before they allow you pass through the gate of heaven. If not, you are going nowhere. God only desire those that will worship him in spirit and truth wherever they are.

Know this, that if you move from one church to another, it will not be used against you on the judgment day. But when you move from one husband to another, or abandon the one that married you, you have a case to answer. God hates divorce, Malachi 2:16. So if your desire to worship with a particular pastor, church, or ministry is making you to do what God hates, then you will have yourself to blame on the day of judgement.

6. This is what it means to love God, that you keep his commandments and yet his commandments are not burdensome. His will that you seek to do is not a burden that can cause problem and separation between husband and wife, Deuteronomy 30:11-14, 1 John 5:3. What he desire from us is simple, see also Micah 6:7-8.

The purest and undefiled form of religion/worship before God is to help the orphans, widows, and to stay away from worldly things, James 1:27.

7. Let no man judge you because of keeping the Sabbath day for it ts not a requirement for going to heaven, Col 2:16-17.

Submit to your husband and have deep respect for him, Ephesians 5:22-24, 1 Peter 3:1-2, 5-6.

If you are a pastor, prophet, or prophetess, and you have a member who is having such issue with her husband, it is better to do the needful accordingly to what is written in Matthew 5:23-24. Let them go make peace first with husbands and come clean before God for worship.

Even if it means they won't come back, at least you are not guilty of causing division and breaking what God has joined together.

Opp, what if in a situation where one partner converted to Christianity while the other partner still remains in his/her religion. What's the one who converted going to do ?

HaneefahRN:
Your mama na pesin wife too (hoe), your daughters and sisters will be wives(hoes)

You've gone too far. Not nice.

Goalnaldo:
Every woman wants a son like hakimi but reject him as a husband. Interesting times we live in.

Funny and confusing

Mindlog:
If you live in a 3 bedroom flat....you stay in one bedroom, your wife stays in the second, your sister-in-law stay in the third, where do the children stay?🤔

Some writers don't know how to make a fake story looks real.

bbfanboy01:
Many pple includin myself has witnes shortnes of breath, chest pain amongs others after consumin fearless for a prolonged period . My doc friend asked me to stop drinkin dem immediately

Likewise, especially fearless but thank God I survived.

Newnas:
I witnessed great fortune in Buhari's era. I'm optimistic that I'll witness even greater fortune in Tinubu's era.

I will have no share in your evil thoughts. Aameen.

P.S to all those quoting me, I'm not a politician. In fact, I abhore politicians. But I will never be let some evil people who don't give a hoot about my existence turn me into a hateful and pessimistic soul.

God forbid.

That is the selfishness we are talking about. You don't care if the country is good in general so far you are fine but remember that no matter how you made it during a particular government tenure, the other ugly side around you might affect you due to government bad policies, insecurity, bad road, armed robbery etc.

PulaPower:
It’s one of the best idea I’ve seen in a while..

In rural areas where roads are bad, tricycle is what they mostly use for fast movement..

In a case of emergency that requires fast movement, don’t you think this would help?

Is it not better than carrying patient on Bike?

What's wrong with fixing the roads ? Government with empty skull.

uzoexcel:
pictures

Gone

ukaface:
Make I swear with your pr.eek?
Say make your pre..eek no ever stand if I have collected money for sex before… make I swear like that?

Beans
You go just Dey vomit stupid assumptions like as if you know somebody before.
Dunno why y’all think all girls are the same, carry your mentality away from my mention.

The question is, have you not received money from a guy after sex ? So answer the guy and swear

Virus10:
Therefore, You are not fit for Nigeria president.

I'm touched by your comment.

apache4:
Over my dead body will Tinubu become my President

Let god take my life on the day of his shameless inauguration

Chai, you hate theifnuubu pass me oooo.

MrBachelor:


Funny judgment. I wish I could sue the mosque on my street that disturbs my sleep every now and then.

What next after court ? Na your dead body ooo. That religion get craze oooo.

Philomath1212:
Is this a country?
See the Prison wardens...
See the policemen...
See the Court room...
See the environment...
Spit on everything....

To APC, they have really turned Nigeria to small London. See hunger and frustration on everybody's face and these hungry people are ready to die for the politicians who made their life miserable

kk2027:
MM ticket is a religious unifier

Don't mind them. Too many mad people in Nigeria

blowjohn:
The OG said, "No matter what it is, rent it
And never buy it, it's all temporary possession
We don't own nothing on this Earth but our soul and that's the lesson".....Nas.



U have 200 million naira.
U can rent at even 3 million per year for the next 20 years . That's 60 million.

The 140 million, u can invest in it.

But not in Africa. Father build house, mother build house, pikin build house. Everyone build house .


Now tell me why u won't flex every day or week if u don't do like an African?

You are right. I'm even thinking of building my second house but with this I'm changing my mind. Life is too short abeg. Thanks for this enlightenment bro

blowjohn:
U can enjoy more than them.

But u probably want to build a house by force instead of renting.

Touching

Incredible128:
I wonder how this man's supporters don't find it wrong and weird that their man, a whole "president elect" is chilling in another country ; someone who hasn't been sworn in yet is resting in another country, what would he now do if and when he's sworn in? That means the country would be on autopilot then ; I just pray this country gets better because from all indications, and what's happening presently, it's going otherwise

Just know this hard truth. NIGERIA CAN NEVER GET BETTER.

obi4eze:


Thank God he is alright. He will be back soon to return our stolen mandate and face the international disgrace coming his way. He can't run away from it.

You so believe in Nigeria law. You go wait tire

Layi4real:
omo ale yoruba ni e..... You are talking about jakande and otedola....what has bn there contribution to LAGOS development post there time as governor.... Lagos is industrious b4 Tinubu but Tinubu make it more industrious by mapping out a blueprint so that lagos can compete globally.

I'm sure you have never traveled outside the country before. Compare ordinary Jo' Burg to the slum you called Lagos. Your Lagos is overrated by local people like you who has never been to a saner city outside Nigeria before

Zupay:
I am very certain I won't remember you just as you won't remember me.

Haba, your go to solution is "marrying a second wife", one would ask how does that solve the issue on ground? If a man is tired of the marriage, let him end it and work out providing for their children, if any and should have a clean head going into another relationship.

Taking a second wife is not a bad idea if the first one isn't working well. At old age, you'll regret not marrying a second wife when you had the opportunity. Note, not just a second wife but a better one.