₦airaland Forum

sukafia:
Yasss! I was the first to comment on last year's update and I am still the first to comment on this year's

Thanks for the detailed update. I already have your live streaming page for Shiloh bookmarked. I've watch Shiloh on your platform the past 2 years. Thanks for the great work!

anonymous1759:
I made a mistake not to report her the first time thought it was a mistake. She moved in Newly then but after some time I found out she's wicked.

If I report her now without prove the maid might not want to speak up against her madam out of fear or wanting to go back to the village.

But if I report her when the girl is injured the evidence will be glaring you've to be very careful in things like this you know how the systems works i don't know how to contact the girls parents would have done so long ago.

Fisher007:
The three things will definitely happen too. You can't escape them.

She/ he will cheat behind you and with an unimaginable being. If na better person now you fit understand but ( may be ex, housemaid security, brother, sister, etc.) It will be for stupid and flimsy excuse. Especially women, they cheat for so much stupid reason that can never be explained to a logical person. Even baby go dey shock her reason for cheating. So get ready.

He/ she will yell at you everywhere due to stress, hormonial imbalance, economy, country situation, rage, etc. Get ready and stop believing you can avoid it.

He/ she will certainly come between you and your siblings. That is why you are married. You both come together as one. To make matter worse make you go broke, or loose your job. And you are trying to get back on your feet. Na total disrespect go come after you.

You will do nothing and accept your fate. Cause at that time. A beggar will have no choice at that time.

Sorry to burst your bubbles.

momove4real25:
omo anare riwo wa

FuckThaMod:
I'm always strapped.. Don't joke with my condoms. It's God that created me this way so why should i care how he feels. Hopefully i will find a true love soon that loves sex as much as i do. That has been my prayer.
Just finished one round few seconds ago tho..

wilsonchilboy:
Y are judges ND magistrates so rude

Lashist:
for me, its not by force to go to comedy shows if the expenses are much. I think the country is a joke already and once people know this, there is enough laughs to go round

verifiablefacts:
go work for NTA and do your own investigation about that one.

Dannieln1:
Deep down inside of me I know Nigeria �� is a failed country but some forces stronger than me keeps telling me I shouldn't give up...
Nigeria will be great again.

I hope one day we see a better Nigeria
Where sanity is the way forward..
See something say something.

nurez305:
Nairaland front page for this month will be:

Mercy bb9ja winner spotted at ShopRite Ikeja

Mercy bb9ja spotted going to the toilet

Mercy bb9ja winner is eating shawarma

See the gown mercy bb9ja put on


Mercy this , mercy that


Before that happen, I will be taking a break from nairaland till next month.


See you all soon


Bye

Simplyleo:
God bless pmb
God bless vp osinbajo
God bless Nigeria and patriotic Nigerians.

MikelIbe:
Daddy Freeze promoting mysticism,saucery and demonism. By their fruits we shall know them.

WonderManly:
And I have been calling on these EFCC since all these days to arrest this my stupid babe for me. And they refused. Now I'm calling you guys again...

mezarddinny:
born pikin quick quick o, go and ask Banky and his male pawpaw

DaBogu:
Three days ago, i had a one night stand with a girl i picked up while i was on my way home. This girl introduced herself as Ronke, a Yoruba girl from Osun state. She told me about her church, and described to me where she worshiped. But Ronke never gave me her address.
In the bedroom Roke was fire and bream stone joined together. She was more than a professional when it came to handling a man on bed. She gave it to me in all styles and angles until i got tired and slept off, snoring like a spoilt generator.
What surprised me was when i woke up in the morning to find a plate of porridge served to me right beside my bed. Besides it was a cup of hot tea and a note. I picked up the note and read its content.
" Praises, am gone.
Hope you enjoy your meal, you must be famished by now.
Love. Ronke."
Ronke had left me no number to contact her. I quickly picked up my wallet to confirm my cash. My wallet was still stocked with my eighty thousand naira, and no single note was missing. What manner of girl is this. Ronke had every chance to steal from me, and i wouldn't even know, but she never did. She had left my room just the way it was, and even took time out to cook and serve me my break fast.
That very day, i decided that it was time i finally got into a serious relationship. And this time, i wanted it to be with Ronke. I was already fed up with being single. How can a man like me be single for five years straight. This time, i made up my mind that a girl like Ronke was what i needed.
I was tired of meeting all this girls that fly at night. All those ATM and Money sucking mosquito girls had already scared me away from love. But Ronke had revived it. She may have heard her flaws because of the one night stand that took place, but she had proved herself different. After all, we are all humans with sexual feelings.
I set out to Ronke's church for two reasons. God forgive me. The First was to search for Ronke, and the second was to get her address. This Wednesday service will
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akinade28:
Why are all these women embarrassing us na, making it look like most ladies are unfaithful and gold diggers.
Dear guy, there are still good and faithful ladies out there, though they might few.That's why you need to look beyond shape and color when choosing to avoid these kind of stories

meobizy:
It won’t surprise me.

Nairalanders are really poor men’s children, obviously from rural areas.
See how many of them are awake by 04:30am.
I’m sure they woke up by 04:00am so they can head to the farm before sunrise.
It’s no wonder they always come in contact with snakes and other wild animals.

Westsida:
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I forgot the Eng of the snake. Yoruba call it Manu-Manu

A very gentle, shy, snake that hardly bite! (E no dey attack at all for broad day light)

You can actually pick it live from the ground without killing it & it won’t attack you at all!

Hunters & local native people do buy em. The head can sell more than 10k that is if you pick it live without killing!

apriko:
Jux one slap u will forget the remaining tips....

Awol1:
Miscreants who can only walk in the dead night.

This doesn't change the fact that Buhari is gonna be having some shit tied in nylon bags landing on his face in Aba.

Felixalex:
Chai

But my girlfriend used her d1ldo on herself till she started squirting then she squirted all over my face to wake me up