₦airaland Forum

LeoDeKing:
Yet you were informed of chibok girls kidnap by bokoharam terrorists and you refused to take action after one month.

Money for the purchase of arms to fight bokoharam terrorists was shared Dasuki under your watch.

One good thing about you is that you accepted defeat in good faith and continued with your life leaving some headless mobs to continue killing themselves.

He Bleep up

He will do morethan that, na jagaban of africa. Olo wo ni. Eko number one

Odin13:
…. Wike is empty…

He makes the most noise .. then runs back for a fraudulent obtained paid court injunction..

Something .. Ayu never did .. or thought of doing .. not even Dino

And some sapiens will wake to call Wike aPDP commander.. na by big mouth ?

If you wan shoot .. shoot .. let’s test your capability

Show your ruggedity and merit your reward .. no be to the run around like an impish coward

Na those his cheerleaders.. be the most ……. Of all sapiens

Your caping

Obi don cast...

muyico:
liar day! 2day nah liar muhammed day/birthday

Oya now. How many people you don scam?

Okwyjesus:
Are you not ashame of the scrab you are selling.

Calling the scrap tear rubber is only in your mind and your payrolled colleagues

How far? And the scrap finially became your prisident. You talk too much

studM:
Presidential kee u there!!

how far? Am still alive. Hope the presidential election no give BP..One thing in nairaland is that you people talk too much. I will come for you again. After swearing in

Mystic216:
I will go Iragbiji town and vote for him to make sure he rule Iragbiji for 600yrs

Usu mia gi onu there

How far? Hope you eye don clear. Aturu mia gi onu. Now he has won, oya pack your load to iragbiji fool. Next time when elderly man the talk you listen. You think politice na to drink anambra hero beer and chop akpu.

asanausana91:
you are not intelligent enough to read minds, you would have known that buhari is not with Tinubu.

How far? The game is on. I will come back for you after inougration. Swearing in jagaban as nigerian president you way dey intelligent. When elderly man the talk nexst time. You listen

My prank of the day. My mum just called me that she sent money for me, little did i know that it was April 1st..i called back, and said mum! I have not gotten alert yet! She smile and shouted on a loud voice as said. APRIL FOOL son. And happy new month. Pals what is the prank of the April fool you gat today Aprile 1st. Lets share it.

Be your self, dont rush her, act like a perfect gentle man, let her ask you questions. Make sure you dont lie answering her questions. Make sure she sees all you have said about you self at the back. Provide all she wants at that moment, be real small, no perfect man, prove you can try, if she can give you a chance, let her know, your past relationship, tell her, is been long you have sex. Tell her you love her, and prove it. Now initiate the topic of sex. And watch her reaction. Bring her close, to the bed. Make a move. Just know. She will not give her self so easy. So as for you not to see her cheep. Keep trying. While you let her know that you wont tell anyone. Is just between you both under the roof. That these the only time you gat. Kiss on the breast, touch the niples. Dont give up. But dont force her.

Corrosiveman:
I still remains that same Agama lizard that was transformed and transchanged into a wobbed entity in ilya baby du dry land by that same XYZ chief accidental dis-charge of 18 ilya engine.



May our kasinger never be that of Sani abacha who can never dx/dy between sweet apple and poison..



Walk and never stumble.. If incase you stumble, stumble on top of biakanful okpe or okpa and the bucca bucca of the entity.. cheesy



Please all i'm karid should hit the like button so that our fathersis cultures,norms shall neva get decayed..



May our dayz be long!!

You have trably landed. You are a fellow. Father mus! Is father chief.

jaeyking:

Laws really dey oo
Na who wise dey use am to their benefits

no be small cash out

bros come finish the story

habsydiamond:
U have a condom in ur bag... this story get kleg oo.. when u noticed he was weak why not take advantage of the situation then by looking for an object to hit him somewhere and run out of the room. U said u are not cheap that he should go and find single ladies outside..

Thats story for gods

After election, for nine o'clock news, we go hear selection. Bubu go carry power give back to who give am power! Tinubu is the next president of nigerian

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Next time, go knock them, if they open, tell them you need salt

PrinceOfLagos:
Baba himself

Abiola got massive votes from the Igbos in 1993, He won but his victory was truncated by the powers that be in abuja

That is the era of today, and vast of time, even if obi wins, tinubu will be in power. Men that do, dont talk much

milomi:
Citiyboy doings

No be small

Alvien get well soon, hope mariah carey we be there for you..Her love dont cost a thing

[quote author=NigeriaIsGreat post=118866632]You said i should go and verify, this is the result of the verification:*

1. I went to Peter Obi's house and I found not less than 10 bullet proof cars, all Government owned cars. I thought he said, he has not received even a Kobo from Government ?

2. Under Obi, Doctors in Anambra state were on strike for 13 months. They only called off when it was clear he wasn't going to listen to them. What kind of a leader is that ?

3. Under Obi, Anambra state was on strike for 6 months, twice. That's out of his 8 years tenure, the University was on strike for 1 year. When other states agreed to pay ASUU the amount agreed, Obi refused. When the VC complained, Obi sacked him and brought in the provost of the college of education. Even Buhari no do reach this one. Google is your friend. Check this.

This shows that when Obi becomes President, He won't give ASUU shishi and schools will be on Everlasting strike. Godforbid.

Well said, tinubu is the nest president

ganisucks:
https://thenationonlineng.net/seyi-tinubu-meets-e-money-yul-edochie-odumeje-others/

egbomi your face show

[quote author=Penguin2 post=118822917]That’s the price he’ll pay for fighting grace.

Mbaka should use his time in the monastery to interrogate the voice he has heard all these years; if they are truly voice the voice of God or the of satan.

Because the voice of God couldn’t have told Mbaka that Buhari is Nigeria’s answered prayer while we are seeing the opposite 7 years down the line.

The voice of God couldn’t have told him that Hope Uzodimma is Hope for Imo people only for Hope to assume power and start killing Imo people.

And as 2023 is approaching, Mbaka has started hearing from that questionable voice again.

God does not contradict himself.

God can’t prophesy through His prophet that someone will be a blessing and the person will turn out to become a curse.

Mbaka should question the voice he has been hearing!

Meanwhile, he will be there and hear that Peter Obi has been declared the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Day dreaming!

What are you saying mr man?

KingSatan:
This is wrong. Why body shamming her when this or worse can happen to you in a second?

The advent of the internet truly exposed the weaknesses and excesses of Humans.

No wonder the creator regretted ever creating humans.

Yes! Creating humans was the foolishness of God, said J.A THOMSE

Yes! Ooo. E dey sweet, mostly when it comes to s*x sheet

Go for DNA..deoxyneobroenclic acid, to be sure if is yours. Who knows if she had the belle befor coming for you. When you see mummy water never run away!

Is it okey to comment on someones weight? You may have good intentions, but making remarks about someones weight isn't a good idea. We all have that friend or family member who can't help but make remark's about your physical appearance especially when it comes to your weight. Most of us know that pointing out that someone has gained weight is socially unacceptable, however, many still think that making comments about weight loss are compliments. What do you think?

Tinubu man of the people, cant wait a better days to come. His our president

NigeriaIsGreat:
Tinubu will obviously win the coming election and succeed Muhammad Buhari

For sure. If na exam, na A1.tinubu is the next president of nigeria we country

Urheadmaster:



Sen. Oluremi Tinubu on #50 million audio donation to the displaced people of bayelsa state by floods .

E shock Abi...vote tinubu for president