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Politics / Re: Insecurity Gave Me Sleepless Nights During My Tenure – Jonathan by sweetMichael(m): 2:18am On May 21, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Yet you were informed of chibok girls kidnap by bokoharam terrorists and you refused to take action after one month.

Money for the purchase of arms to fight bokoharam terrorists was shared Dasuki under your watch.

One good thing about you is that you accepted defeat in good faith and continued with your life leaving some headless mobs to continue killing themselves.
He Bleep up
Politics / Re: The Incoming President Most Do These Things ASAP by sweetMichael(m): 4:33pm On Apr 29, 2023
He will do morethan that, na jagaban of africa. Olo wo ni. Eko number one
Politics / Re: Court Restrains PDP From Suspending Or Expelling Wike, Fubara by sweetMichael(m): 5:11pm On Apr 18, 2023
Odin13:
…. Wike is empty…

He makes the most noise .. then runs back for a fraudulent obtained paid court injunction..

Something .. Ayu never did .. or thought of doing .. not even Dino

And some sapiens will wake to call Wike aPDP commander.. na by big mouth ?

If you wan shoot .. shoot .. let’s test your capability

Show your ruggedity and merit your reward .. no be to the run around like an impish coward

Na those his cheerleaders.. be the most ……. Of all sapiens
Your caping
Politics / Re: APC Spokesperson, FFK Reveals What Will Happen Next To Obi After Leaked Video by sweetMichael(m): 3:33pm On Apr 02, 2023
Obi don cast...
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fool Day. History Untold by sweetMichael(m): 2:18pm On Apr 01, 2023
muyico:
liar day! 2day nah liar muhammed day/birthday
Oya now. How many people you don scam?
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Puts Up A Picture Of Him In Suit by sweetMichael(m): 2:15pm On Apr 01, 2023
Okwyjesus:


Are you not ashame of the scrab you are selling.

Calling the scrap tear rubber is only in your mind and your payrolled colleagues
How far? And the scrap finially became your prisident. You talk too much
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Puts Up A Picture Of Him In Suit by sweetMichael(m): 2:09pm On Apr 01, 2023
studM:


Presidential kee u there!!
how far? Am still alive. Hope the presidential election no give BP..One thing in nairaland is that you people talk too much. I will come for you again. After swearing in
Politics / Re: Happy New Month Politics by sweetMichael(m): 2:03pm On Apr 01, 2023
Mystic216:

I will go Iragbiji town and vote for him to make sure he rule Iragbiji for 600yrs

Usu mia gi onu there
How far? Hope you eye don clear. Aturu mia gi onu. Now he has won, oya pack your load to iragbiji fool. Next time when elderly man the talk you listen. You think politice na to drink anambra hero beer and chop akpu.
Politics / Re: Vote Any Party You Want - Buhari Tells Nigerians by sweetMichael(m): 1:55pm On Apr 01, 2023
asanausana91:
you are not intelligent enough to read minds, you would have known that buhari is not with Tinubu.
How far? The game is on. I will come back for you after inougration. Swearing in jagaban as nigerian president you way dey intelligent. When elderly man the talk nexst time. You listen
Jokes Etc / April Fool Day. History Untold by sweetMichael(m): 9:40am On Apr 01, 2023
My prank of the day. My mum just called me that she sent money for me, little did i know that it was April 1st..i called back, and said mum! I have not gotten alert yet! She smile and shouted on a loud voice as said. APRIL FOOL son. And happy new month. Pals what is the prank of the April fool you gat today Aprile 1st. Lets share it.
Romance / Re: How A Guy Can Sleep With A Lady On Her First Day Visit by sweetMichael(m): 9:14pm On Mar 30, 2023
Be your self, dont rush her, act like a perfect gentle man, let her ask you questions. Make sure you dont lie answering her questions. Make sure she sees all you have said about you self at the back. Provide all she wants at that moment, be real small, no perfect man, prove you can try, if she can give you a chance, let her know, your past relationship, tell her, is been long you have sex. Tell her you love her, and prove it. Now initiate the topic of sex. And watch her reaction. Bring her close, to the bed. Make a move. Just know. She will not give her self so easy. So as for you not to see her cheep. Keep trying. While you let her know that you wont tell anyone. Is just between you both under the roof. That these the only time you gat. Kiss on the breast, touch the niples. Dont give up. But dont force her.

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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Ordains Okara, A Kegite Club Member, As Priest by sweetMichael(m): 5:49pm On Jan 24, 2023
Corrosiveman:
I still remains that same Agama lizard that was transformed and transchanged into a wobbed entity in ilya baby du dry land by that same XYZ chief accidental dis-charge of 18 ilya engine.



May our kasinger never be that of Sani abacha who can never dx/dy between sweet apple and poison..



Walk and never stumble.. If incase you stumble, stumble on top of biakanful okpe or okpa and the bucca bucca of the entity.. cheesy



Please all i'm karid should hit the like button so that our fathersis cultures,norms shall neva get decayed..



May our dayz be long!!
You have trably landed. You are a fellow. Father mus! Is father chief.
Romance / Re: Court Order Lady To Pay Man N150k For Not Coming After Taking N3k For Transport by sweetMichael(m): 8:07am On Jan 20, 2023
jaeyking:
cheesy
Laws really dey oo
Na who wise dey use am to their benefits
no be small cash out
Crime / Re: How The Game(internet Scam)almost Ruined My Life by sweetMichael(m): 4:09pm On Jan 09, 2023
bros come finish the story

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Crime / Re: I Begged Him To Use Condom - Married Nurse Tells Lagos Court How She Was Raped by sweetMichael(m): 7:41pm On Jan 06, 2023
habsydiamond:
U have a condom in ur bag... this story get kleg oo.. when u noticed he was weak why not take advantage of the situation then by looking for an object to hit him somewhere and run out of the room. U said u are not cheap that he should go and find single ladies outside..
Thats story for gods
Politics / Re: Vote Any Party You Want - Buhari Tells Nigerians by sweetMichael(m): 9:58am On Dec 07, 2022
After election, for nine o'clock news, we go hear selection. Bubu go carry power give back to who give am power! Tinubu is the next president of nigerian
Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Neighbours They Moan Loudly!!! by sweetMichael(m): 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2022
Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Next time, go knock them, if they open, tell them you need salt

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Politics / Re: Throwback Photo Of MKO Abiola And Kudirat Inspecting A Building Project by sweetMichael(m): 7:34pm On Dec 04, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
Baba himself

Abiola got massive votes from the Igbos in 1993, He won but his victory was truncated by the powers that be in abuja
That is the era of today, and vast of time, even if obi wins, tinubu will be in power. Men that do, dont talk much

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Snubs Arise TV Townhall Meeting, Arrives UK by sweetMichael(m): 6:47am On Dec 04, 2022
milomi:
Citiyboy doings
No be small
Celebrities / Re: American Actor, Nick Cannon, Hospitalised With Pneumonia by sweetMichael(m): 1:12pm On Dec 03, 2022
Alvien get well soon, hope mariah carey we be there for you..Her love dont cost a thing

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Politics / Re: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by sweetMichael(m): 1:07pm On Dec 03, 2022
[quote author=NigeriaIsGreat post=118866632]You said i should go and verify, this is the result of the verification:*

1. I went to Peter Obi's house and I found not less than 10 bullet proof cars, all Government owned cars. I thought he said, he has not received even a Kobo from Government ?

2. Under Obi, Doctors in Anambra state were on strike for 13 months. They only called off when it was clear he wasn't going to listen to them. What kind of a leader is that ?

3. Under Obi, Anambra state was on strike for 6 months, twice. That's out of his 8 years tenure, the University was on strike for 1 year. When other states agreed to pay ASUU the amount agreed, Obi refused. When the VC complained, Obi sacked him and brought in the provost of the college of education. Even Buhari no do reach this one. Google is your friend. Check this.

This shows that when Obi becomes President, He won't give ASUU shishi and schools will be on Everlasting strike. Godforbid.

Well said, tinubu is the nest president
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Meets E-Money, Yul Edochie, Odumeje, Sings Nigerian Old Anthem by sweetMichael(m): 7:33pm On Dec 01, 2022
Religion / Re: Rev Fr. Mbaka Arrives At St Andrew’s Abbey, Monastery, Los Angeles (Pix, Video) by sweetMichael(m): 7:16pm On Dec 01, 2022
[quote author=Penguin2 post=118822917]That’s the price he’ll pay for fighting grace.

Mbaka should use his time in the monastery to interrogate the voice he has heard all these years; if they are truly voice the voice of God or the of satan.

Because the voice of God couldn’t have told Mbaka that Buhari is Nigeria’s answered prayer while we are seeing the opposite 7 years down the line.

The voice of God couldn’t have told him that Hope Uzodimma is Hope for Imo people only for Hope to assume power and start killing Imo people.

And as 2023 is approaching, Mbaka has started hearing from that questionable voice again.

God does not contradict himself.

God can’t prophesy through His prophet that someone will be a blessing and the person will turn out to become a curse.

Mbaka should question the voice he has been hearing!

Meanwhile, he will be there and hear that Peter Obi has been declared the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Day dreaming!

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Politics / Re: Lagos APC Takes Campaign For Sanwo-Olu To Riverine Areas (Video, Pictures) by sweetMichael(m): 2:17pm On Nov 30, 2022
What are you saying mr man?
Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Foreign Minister Body-Shamed Over Her Swollen Feet & Dress Sense (PICS) by sweetMichael(m): 11:26am On Nov 30, 2022
KingSatan:
This is wrong. Why body shamming her when this or worse can happen to you in a second?

The advent of the internet truly exposed the weaknesses and excesses of Humans.

No wonder the creator regretted ever creating humans.
Yes! Creating humans was the foolishness of God, said J.A THOMSE
Romance / Re: Do You Like Dirty Talks by sweetMichael(m): 4:13pm On Nov 28, 2022
Yes! Ooo. E dey sweet, mostly when it comes to s*x sheet

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Stranger and she's pregnant. by sweetMichael(m): 4:10pm On Nov 28, 2022
Go for DNA..deoxyneobroenclic acid, to be sure if is yours. Who knows if she had the belle befor coming for you. When you see mummy water never run away!
Health / Is It Okey To Make Comment On Someone Weight Loss Or Weight Gain? by sweetMichael(m): 5:58pm On Nov 27, 2022
Is it okey to comment on someones weight? You may have good intentions, but making remarks about someones weight isn't a good idea. We all have that friend or family member who can't help but make remark's about your physical appearance especially when it comes to your weight. Most of us know that pointing out that someone has gained weight is socially unacceptable, however, many still think that making comments about weight loss are compliments. What do you think?
Politics / Re: APC, Tinubu Will Win 2023 – Buhari by sweetMichael(m): 4:22pm On Nov 10, 2022
Tinubu man of the people, cant wait a better days to come. His our president
Politics / Re: APC Is Lucky To Have Tinubu As Its Presidential Candidate – Buhari by sweetMichael(m): 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2022
NigeriaIsGreat:
Tinubu will obviously win the coming election and succeed Muhammad Buhari
For sure. If na exam, na A1.tinubu is the next president of nigeria we country

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Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Visits Bayelsa, Donates ₦‎50 Million To Flood Victims by sweetMichael(m): 6:31am On Nov 05, 2022
Urheadmaster:
tongue


Sen. Oluremi Tinubu on #50 million audio donation to the displaced people of bayelsa state by floods tongue undecided.
E shock Abi...vote tinubu for president

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