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jenibayo:
Make i add my own JESU!!!!

tee hee

only an insane person would do that

this one is a hard question, like sexylemon said everyone has different reason for falling in love. but i think the mean reason is becouse we feel conection to another person that makes us happy that gets us higher that makes us feel good that we are special unique and that other person is also very special and unique to us.

xynerise:
Is like I will change my profession to teaching so all this lovely gals will come to me

lol wanted to choose the teacher, but now that you have said that I will take the rich man

Lolajoy:
Laugh kill you and you still dey alive to tell us say laugh kill you.Na wa oh

tee hee that is funny

Ted Bundy:
Who is the unlucky guy that married you this bint?

JESUS!!

quadrey:
silly topic silly comments, childish mentality who[b] gives a bleep about if a girl is a virgin or not?[/b] left to me il rather settle for some one who knows her way around things than a novice ill have to explain and pamper and convince to do the thing, geez i dont have that much time!!!!!!!lets do it!!!!!

some people do

P.S this your comment is silly

maxtum:
@iice

your laugh is not complete without my smile!!!

they say love has a Heart but the truth is that my Love is like a butter that u can melt with your body heat!

iice i know there are many monkey that wants your banana,many spoons that want to dip there head inside your pot,but am the cover that wants to cover your pot!

iice, say the word and kilimajaro go dey at your feet.

some Nairalanders Frustrated, must you toast her on such thread

[quote author=Jaidey-one link=topic=389294.msg5469831#msg5469831 date=1265595453]wtf, why would someone tell me fat girls are better in bed doesn't even sound right. after avoiding fat girls for over two decades of my life i f*cked one recently and i have to admit that it wasn't fun. she just lied there moaning like a pregnant cow. i'll rather self-service that sleep with another fat cow.[/quote]I don laugh tireeeeeeeeee

CyberG:
^^^^^^^^^^^ Disappointed??

very

none Majid Michel is far far better then both

Shooter:
de don exist anymo

oh yes we still do exist

real men do cry. the fake ones who try to act tough do not cry

Chrisbenogor:
kini big deal about virginity self, if you want new kitten just tell her to wait three months

ayettymama:
@ poster cause they are a bunch of perves

so men who want virgins are perves?

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=397876.msg5508630#msg5508630 date=1266082701]What will you all be doing for the Valentine's Day as for me I'll be working on that day so I'll just come home and read the Valentine's Day Card my husband would be getting for me.[/quote]are you married?

so all the one you have been having are fake

you got me confused too

Valentine's day is tommorrow and you folks are still here finding matches

[quote author=gombo_s link=topic=396726.msg5494123#msg5494123 date=1265892078]I dated this somali chick for over four years, we didnt end up marrying because I always found an excuse not to, until she finally couldnt take it anymore. The reason was because she was on the chubby side, although I loved her I was ashamed to bring her home. I tried to get to got to the gym but she didnt pick up my hints. I saw her recently she looked different she lost alot weight and now shes hot, she was always hot but now she was in good shape. Guys would marry a chubby girl? would you care what your friends and family thought?[/quote]a dickhead like you do not deserve her

toilet infection her toilet must really be fork up

funny people

twinskenny:
www.ewedding.com/sites/kehindeoluwayemisi


check out the site for the event guide


please you are all invited ooooo

finally huh all the best man wish I could be there

week 3 https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-397867.0.html

In week 2 we saw Thoniaslim and Sexylemon clash, and both tie with 11 vote each. which prove that both of them are equally sexy. Congrats to both ladies.

week 3 is here and the compition is heating up. these two ladies needs no photos to prove their hotness. so if you are here to look at photos you better exit     The whole of nairaland can feel their hotness. and I will pretty much get slaughter if their names get left out

so lets get started should we:


first on the list is the excellent, the superb, the charismatic, the very lovely, am not exaggerating this lady deserve all the praises in the world.
she is the one and only Ebonyeyes https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=330686 undoubtedly the most popular babe on nairaland these days, she is the woman most guys dream of taking to mama. I know most of you must be thinking Ebonyeyes[/b] is the winner, there is no compition well even I thought so

[b]but that was before I saw our second contender,  ,


this woman is more than good, she is exceptionally good. she is so very nice, that she is too good to be true, with all my days on nairaland, I have never seen her insult anyone. if personality is beauty, then she is definetely the most beautiful lady on nairaland. any guesses? well just move an N from nice and replace it with an I (incredible) and you get iice https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=27629 iice has an adorable personality that most people lack.


I know this one is a tough one, but there must only be one winner, so who does it for you? the incredible iice or the charismatic Ebonyeyes? vote now!

wow and we got a tie congrats to both ladies.

week 3 coming up

ElRazur:
You dont know about "under the apple tree" song? You know sabi "Lobito disco"? Kai nah wah o.

you are a case!