₦airaland Forum

I nominate scentmarlc
www.nairaland.com/scentmarlc

sweetorgasm:
Some moniker and some persons here are so hillariously weird, "so guys names three people dat u consider hillarious. "mine are ORIJIN101, SWEETSOUP AND BORN2FUCK.

sweetorgasm, ShowYourCertificate and irunoobo.

kramfonos:
Ever come across EGUSISOUP, BUYGALA, WINETAPPER, IDEYKWUM, TRUCKPUSHER, IRUNOOBO and SWEETSOUP?:d

If soup nor sweet, will you enjoy it?

scentmarlc:
My e-family whats happening with Mr nairaland na.....who are we following.....abi shey make yur daddy contest nii??

Cc:
Adeh39 twaci tohpahz trypa subbied aminat508 braintouch sweetsoup dharay99 cutehector agarawu23

Go for it boss..

Prettyvhickie:
where is she?

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Our gorgeously gorgeous first family....

My Presido!!!!

Whether rich or poor, we are all MUGU(S) in Naija. Where else in the world would citizens be paying for what they don't use or enjoy?

opribo:
God bless the hero of our time, the man who God used to destroy the predictions of the western world.
The man who frustrated all the evil plan of Bok Harama APC to form a parallel government.
The man who God used to shame his critics by conceding to defeat honorably.
The man who against all odds refused to join issues with ignoramuses in our midst.
The man who under the fiercest off humiliations yet took the burden of the nation one by one.

We will miss you president Jonathan. For they know not what they are doing, people who are blinded by the northern feudal power, people who are being led by hate rather than rational thinking cannot see beyond their noses. Although I misunderstood you but when you let go to save our beloved country I feel inlove again with you.

Yet they refused to let peace reign because your image is still shinning they decided to ridicule you out of office but God did not allow them. They planned to use the fuel scarcity and no light to send you out disgracefully but no way. God didnt allow them. They call you a thief a corrupt man yet they have found nothing against you.

And now the stage is set for them to rule let us see what magic they want to perform. They thought if they plunge the nation in darkness until the day after May 29 to turn on the lights the people they have fooled will herald them.
The lovers of peace will wait and watch the magic wand they will perform.

Only time will tell. I see you, the international community has seen beneath the darkness and they know, even if some of them have taken sides the true countries know and they will speak when the right time comes.

I salute GEJ the hero of the nation. Shame on all the haters.

I smell Tanoid..

Good day everyone, i saw some highly educated grown up arguing last night about President Jonathan's performance and whether or not he failed as President. One of them (a doctor) even called him the worst President ever. Am putting this question to the youth:

His he the worst President in the history of Nigeria?

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Cc Lalasticlala

People who do bad things are simply bad people. There is no acceptable explanation or justification for this kind of wicked, evil, devilish act, may God almighty rain his harshest punishment on people who engage in things like this here on earth and in their miserable after life. God is watching us all

Damaged image control tinz and all but still a very commendable gesture from Mr Ifeanyi Ubah. God bless you sir for this..

Just because he rejected their offer of a (killer) Rolls Royce ride in London, PDP now came up with this trash. All this current problem facing us, this is what this evil party is interested in.

The same woman who told us before the election that Nigeria is not broke and that the economy is strong, but later came out to tell us after Jonathan lost that federal govt borrowed #470bn to pay salaries. Well i stop taking her seriously when Prof Soludo accused her of failing to properly manage the economic and even challenge her to a open debate..

Bought fuel #400 per litre last night from a seller in my street, come and see queue like say na filling station we dey. Nigerians are willing to buy fuel at any price now. I just hope the incoming govt will provide a permanent solution to the menace..

No fuel to watch for house, viewing centre charging #300 per match cos of fuel scarcity. Na to follow update for nairaland sure pass..

Loan defaulters or the c.e.o's, friends and relatives? Let them publish the names of the loan defaulters make we peruse na, corruption everywhere..

Buhari was on a private visit and yet David Cameron received him like a sitting president. Nigerians should be proud of this man, i know i am..

I really don't envy Buhari as he mount the saddle in few days time. The mess he has been left to clean up is mind blowing, I pray he succeed so that Naija can move forward.

Congratulations to the Beautiful, Gorgeous, Intelligent Miss (Queen) Nairaland, TOHPAHZ may your reign be smooth and beneficial to all. (E.g tell oga Seun to allow us see who likes our comment or post)

My deepest respect and admiration to the delectable, Beautiful, Intelligent, Loving, Caring, Amiable, Wife Material TWACI, i am truly proud of you.

To the rest of the beautiful contestant, you are all Queens.

God bless you all....

Baba was this election rigged?

30mins to go people, please vote Twaci and crown the deserve candidate for Miss Nairaland 2015..

Twaci is beautiful.
Twaci is intelligent.
Twaci is humble.
Twaci is caring (Sacrifice her edu to help train her siblings).
Twaci has a sexy voice (Dat voice ehn!).
Twaci deserve to be Miss Niaraland 2015..
Sai Twaci! Sai Nairaland!!

[quote author=Orijin101 post=33998351][/quote]ar don vote her since na...

irishCream:
Good for you but you're alone on this Tohpahz is winning already take heart in advance

No beef for tohpahz my dear, voted her all thru the elimination stage. She is gorgeous and also deserve d crown. We can only vote for one, wish them all the best.

CR77:
4 waiting nah

You voted twice dear, its against d rules..

Bibol:
Abeg who is leading?

That will largely determine who I'll vote for

Twaci and pls add Cc NLJega

irishCream:
Twaci only got a cute face, no boobi no ukwu wetin una go press and touch as a result of all these stress if she finally wins

Her moderate size boobi is exactly the kind i like. Large boobi dey fall after like 3 b.reast feeding sessions.. Oh and her voice is simply WOW!!! Am already in love sef

EgusiSoup:
Please who known the website of Nairaland?


*continue eating egusi soup and hot eba**

That your egusi go sweet like me, oya go vote for Twaci sharpaly.

MrCork:
***drum rolls** ... And the winner is......

Oga mi you don vote for Twaci?

EmoBoy:
I vote Twaci CC:NLjega

Pls add Cc NLJega to make it valid, thanks.

CR77:
I vote for Tohpahz
CC; Nljega

Double vote, cc MizMyColi