Isoduwa:




Lizard � head

Isoduwa:


You will remain single till you die

No man will ever eat your food again
Ijn amen

Isoduwa:



Spoiled rotten tomato �

Isoduwa:




Bingo

Isoduwa:

kill you there �

Jewessgratitude:


it is you who needs to shut up! Cos you're the one ranting about a simple thing that even a teenager will mange and handle easily while youre here wailing like an overgrown baby!

You should shut up and sit down! Cos I just gave you the recipe for the food your hubby craves for which you could not make for him.

You're there forming madam while the woman on the street you see as a commoner holds the key to your Hubby's heart and stomach. Shame! Instead of you to appreciate and accept criticisms in good fate and take to correction you're busy attacking everyone here.

Get off your high horses and swallow your pride, maybe and maybe then youll win back his heart.
Sha still use the recipe I gave you to save his taste bud like NwaAmaikpe rightly said.
I'm done. Argue with your keypad.

Jewessgratitude:


Madam keep quiet abeg!

What do you people think marriage is all about? Just because he sends you to buy ewa agoyin anytime you cook, youre complaining... So where's the love you have for him? Most of you just want to get married and still be in charge of yourselves which is totally wrong. You're now his and whatever he tells you to do that will not kill, you must do it cos when you were saying I do at the altar was when you accepted and agreed to do all his biddings.
One of my pastors would say " if you're not ready to take nonsense " don't go into marriage. Thats why you should maximise your singlehood and enjoy it very well before jumping into marriage because marriage is not Sidon look, it comes with a whole lot of responsibilities that if you're not prepared, youll give up; which is exactly what you're doing now.

If you're even smart, you can start cooking ewa agoin at home since he likes it. Thats the only way to solve this small thing cos to me its not a big deal.

HOW TO PREPARE EWA

Olotu beans 1derika
Onions
Dried long pepper seeds 1/2 derika ( you can it at oyingbo or your local market. Only the seed)
Crayfish ginded
Ginger

Cook you beans in a pressure cooker for long time over night with enough water on a low heat.
You can a white potash or leave it out.
Make sure its very soft with little water still in it to marsh it.
Then add salt and use your turning stick to marsh until its pasty.


EWA AGOIN SAUCE

Slice enough onions and soak in tepid water (room temperature) this to remove the sulphur and prevent it from burning cos you're going to be frying for long until it turns brown but not burnt.

Soak the seed for some mins and blend with ginger. Not too watery

Put enough oil in a pot on the fire on a low heat. Allow it to steam a few secs not to bleaching point then remove the onion from water and add to the oil. Fry for some mins when it almost brown and add the ginded crayfish, ginger/pepper and continue to stir.
You'll fry for long or until everything is brown and dried. Please watch as you go to make sure its not burning. You should know what the sauce looks like na to be able to tell when its ready to bring down.

Your Hubby's EWA is ready.

Anytime you cook rice just serve him at once with the Ewax instead of waiting to be reminded of your duties.

Una wen don marry nor dey sabi wetin to do for husband house.

Enjoy your marriage o? Its not all lovey dovey all the time but be up and doing and you're scale through the hurdles of it.

femijay8271:


I can be of help if you need someone to teach you how to cook very well, I work at Grandsquare as a Chef & reside at Ojudu Berger...dis is my contact 07088813956

Isoduwa:



The same way you doing to your husband that's why he always ask you to go and buy ewa for him stupid girl

The only thing you good at is problem �

mrAMG2:


Wtf

Stupid, uneducated myopic thinking !!!!

And stupid, uneducated myopic thinkers gave him over 1k likes...geez

I’m sure this person is a wife/husband beater

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Madam, it has nothing to do with your cooking. I myself have that “habit”

There’s this woman that sells afang in my area and when they cook a new soup, no matter who cooks; my mother, sister, girlfriend, I’ll go there to buy the woman’s afang and mix with food at home.

The women in my life are exceptional cooks but when I crave that afang, no jupiter will stop me from getting it. It’s sort of a sweet tooth, I love afang and the way she cooks it is unique, I have never tasted one elsewhere that’s better.

It’s probably the way the woman cooks the ewa or he does it as good will because she probably sold food on credit when he was still a hustling boy.

Your office colleagues eat your food because it’s good! N O T because it’s free. If it was bad, they would have stopped eating it like you said and trust me, if it was bad, office gossip would have carried it by now. Besides what would it cost good salary earners to spend money to buy good lunch if they decided to stop eating your food.

nuttybyorigin:
What kind of silly and baseless talk is this?
Why adjudge her unvirtuous because her husband likes to eat Ewa from outside.
Oga I thought u had much sense than what you have displayed here today. So sad.

OP, all u need to loosen have a talk with him. Find out what he likes in the ewa. Truth is am not sure u would cook it d way whomever he likes u to buy from does because it's constantly on the fire and potty like.
Have a talk with your husband. Am damn sure it's not ur cooking.
And don't let any silly and stupid comments here push u down.
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God bless you sir


Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

zubinike:




I totally disagree. The man was once a street boy now Porsche.

Whenever he request you prepare a meal, just beg him to use the favorite mama put instead of you wasting your energy, that way you will judge yourself if your meal quite taste well. If he gets furious, know your cook taste good, if he feels happy my sister please begin a cooking lecture or catering classes.

nonut:

Someone is working very hard for that food she shares like tomorrow no dey.
It's obvious she's a bad cook like nwaamaikpe said and she's trying to get approval by sharing food.

AreaFada2:


Abeg my dear, do not take NwaAmaapku or whatever seriously. You know his antics.

There are men married to ladies pretty like models and still go to rough parts of town to patronise dirty hookers.

Often old habits are hard to give up. If he was a long term bachelor before marriage or from a very modest background, ewa probably "saved" his life at some point.

I do not see much problem with eating ewa, except having to buy from the roadside. You don't want him getting food poising after eating your food mixed with street food. In-laws can be very difficult God forbid.

You have to be very firm in asking why the need for street ewa all the time. Or find out from a close relative of his "codedly".

kapelvej:
My wife don't even cook for me, I cook for myself. You are a good woman

joetem:
Is your husband an engineer or he graduated from any university of technology ? If so, you have a long rope to pull
Is the beans ewa agoin?
Abeg, try watch closely how the mamaput does her cooking.
You can buy samples and try to cook that same way, you sound intelligent and I'm sure u will get it after two attempts

prinxwizard:

How about other dishes?? She only mentioned beans which simply means the husband only does that anytime she cooks rice. How come the husband doesn't complain about other dishes if she is really a bad cook as you're suggesting?

Isoduwa:



Is for your own good

You should be ashamed of yourself

tee59:
My advice is for you to go and learn how the beans he usually buys is cooked. Your husband likes beans, and as a woman, you must be able to prepare your hubby's favourite dish. May be, your own prepared beans is not as sweet like mama put, so, go and learn. Also improve on your cooking skills. For your husband to still prefers mama put food to yours, you need to step up your game as a woman.

1witGod:
And you want this person to remain alive after this murder....
quote or=NwaAmaikpe post=81152076]



Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".

realoscar84:
U know my main concern in all this, you are feeding ur 3 colleagues at the office on daily basis? Not sometimes o, but everyday. Hia, what are feeling like? Mother Theresa? Mind you, I'm not a miser but I can't allow my wife to waste my resources on strangers called office colleagues. I put it to you woman. You are wasteful, you want to look like a generous woman in the eyes of your colleagues. Who does that in this buhari govt? You can help the needy but not always feeding office colleagues who earn salary like you. I'm very sure your husband is unaware how you do mother Christmas with his food stuff. And I'm equally sure, you wouldn't be that generous with the food if you are the one buying it. Nonsense n ingredients. its not good to be aka gum but you are wasteful, woman.

Isoduwa:
You Nor sabi cook

You should be ashamed of yourself

mmadu5:
madam you have serious problem I'm surprised your asking for what to do . if I was in your shoes I will go and learn how to coom the ewa beans and save your self some shame who knows what else your not giving your husband that he might also get outside be careful and use your head

iHart:
Since you believe you are a good cook. Cook your ewa and set aside. When he request you go buy ewa from outside, go out and come back with that your own ewa and serve him.

vingeophysicist:

Ignore negative comment and focus on the positive response my dear. But it seems that agoyi beans has spirit of addiction . I love that beans like mad. I eat it almost every day . I’m not married yet oo but my ex usually complain of my addiction to that kind of beans . If she prepares bread and tea , I will definitely reject the tea and ask her to buy ewa for me. Samething with rice.

Ray97:
hmmm. Has he been hiding anything 4rm u b4. I mean is he the type that keep things to himself. If yes then try to find a way to get him talkin. To tell u whats wrong.

If no then i'll suggest u have nothing to worry about. Since u guys have been married 4 just a year i'll suggest you give it time. Who knows it might not be a big issue.

These are one of the ups and downs in a marriage u knw. Its not always rosy. I dont believe ur cooking is bad or the fault is 4rm u. Dont mind nay sayers.

wost case scenario, u stop cooking anything that concerns beans.

rtdCivilservant:

Ur problem will be easier solved if u ask ur husband this question rather than coming on nairaland to ask nairalanders who do not even know ur husband. We should learn to behave ourselves.

thorpido:
Well,I believe you dated enough to know he is someone who is used to mama put.Except he is willing to change,there is little you can do about it.
That is the disadvantage of parents raising their children to always buy food outside.

Ray97:
Talk to ur husband.

Teaveapoet:
Have you ever called him to discuss this with him?
I feel you should inform him about it.

And if it's persist your husband might fall sick if he doesn't stop eating from mama put because he is addicted. So please stop it now while you can.

NwaAmaikpe:




Your husband is such a polite gentleman. His kind is rare and he thinks so much about how you'd feel and that's why he won't tell you truth.
That is so wrong of him but Hanty, NwaAmaikpe is here to serve you that long hidden truth.

You are a pathetic cook and he is being too civil to say it. Dude cares so much about it not coming off the wrong way so he'd communicate indirectly and expect an intelligent you to get the subliminal message.

Sadly you don't.

Your colleagues only tolerate your meal because it is free. I don't think they'd eat past a spoon if they were paying for it.
You also don't expect them to criticize it because very few are like us.

I once had a colleague back then who always brought food for me. One day I decided to give it a try.
I tasted the beans and it was like raw carbide mixed with Cameroon pepper.
Anyways, I was courteous enough to tell her to send an assassin instead of trying to kill me with food.

Ewa should be the easiest thing for you to cook....so if he keeps requesting for Iya Basira's ewa, it is so that it can help neutralize the effect of the remaining of your edible poison in the rice and stew.

Please be a virtuous woman.
Be a wife,
And be a mother to that poor man.
It's not fair that you have to send him to Sokoto to get what is in his shokoto.
It's also not fair that you waste his resources to build office relationships.

It is from clapping that the best dances emanate.
Today, you feel obliged to feed your colleagues.
They now eat daily from your cooler. I hope very soon they won't be eating out of your honeypot as well?

"It is from help me hold my gown, help me hold my gown that Azuka found out the colour of his landlady's pant".