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ObaKlaz:
My girl can't even make proper Aboki-style noodles.

...But she sabi lash well well sha!

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Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ never commanded your churches to begin with so I am not in any way affiliated with any of them or their many pastors and mogs who are the very false teachers and false prophets Jesus Christ warned His followers to steer clear of.

Lol...you are funny,you use the word " your churches without even knowing will both belong to the same category of mindset.
Na your type I be too oo

Kobojunkie:
I am not a Churchian. I am instead a follower of Jesus Christ who never commanded denominations or their affiliate organizations which you call churches.

Does it mean you don't attend any church?
Make me understand please

Kobojunkie:
The answers are found in the teachings (and commandments) of Jesus Christ which are detailed in the Gospels for anyone who really desires Him. There are about 100 commandments given by Jesus Christ written of in the 4 Gospels so indeed they are a lot to type. However, from my experience, what is important is obedience of even those you become aware of as you do and He will step in to lead you through to the rest.

Hi Dear,I asked you about your denomination earlier.
Are you a Jehovah witness?

haffaze777:
U don change mouth?

Leave me alone na,see me see wahala ooo

haffaze777:
How far akara ogun

Easy Victory for either Obi or Atiku

Truvelisback:
Her parents aren't poor neither are they rich but they are living fine. I forgot to add, her dad is an Anglican Priest. Her mum has her own car and her dad has his own too. Her mum is a Civil servant(teacher). The girl no be virgin sha.

Oga,you are the guy in the story.Stop playing hide and seek

NO...I have grown pass that stage

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Kobojunkie:
This is meaningless though.

Sorry to ask you this;are you a Jehovah witness?

haffaze777:
Atleast he's better than your people that runaway before fight start?Only ipob hate both Tinubu and wike at the same time

More tears for you and your god tinubu

haffaze777:
You can be whatever you like who care?you hate Tinubu and how is that my business?did I ask you to love him?you can't just come here to say trash without providing evidence and want me to swallow it,provide evidence of what u said MKO did or crawl back to your cave

your god tinubu will lose the primary tonight
More tears loading

haffaze777:
The same thing you've been parroting at upper iweka without evidence

MUMU do I look like an Igbo to you?
you western minions don't even know how we hate your god Tinubu here in Benue.
Kids with internet phone

haffaze777:
We're Western and we don't need you Igbo to do our thing we will liase from our south south brother to achieve this,if they say no we will continues our relationship with North and if we didn't get the power,we will go back to drawing board,we don't see anybody as enemy, saboteur or betrayer,did we cry in 1993 when you voted tofa? we're not a crying baby that cry to everyone that care to listen.

Abiola said the same thing...we all knew how the story ended

Kobojunkie:
You already concluded I am toxic, and a woman at that, so why bother inquiring about my views at this point?

Trying to play the gender card right?

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Kobojunkie:
Are you certain I am the toxic one here? OP just fed you lot a guide to living as a slave to another, and you think I am toxic for suggesting a seal be included to wrap up the guide?

Am curious to ask you this; what's your view of how a lady should her man?

Kobojunkie:
Ollymooreagain, you forgot to include the step "bow down and worship him".

Toxic queen has arrived.

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Indispensable85:
He has nothing to lose. Buhari has made his choice and it's not Tinubu. Let him speak his mind for future reference.

Something is happening that you can't see now until another northerner takes over from Buhari. At that point it'll become clear to everyone why Tinubu was speaking the way he did.

Why was he silent all this while?
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AfonjaNaBastard:
NO, THE ONE YOUR USELESS POOR DRUNK FATHER CALLS YOUR SHAMELESS CHEAP GOOD FOR NOTHING PROSTITUTE MOTHER.

Chai..you are wicked

PrinceOfLagos:
It is crystal clear to the blind and audible to the deaf that there is gonna be consensus candidate

The big question now is who is the preferred candidate ?
I can bet my girlfriend that it's not Tinubu

You truly love your girlfriend,ask me why?

Tinubu can never never win that ticket

Abiola did more than this...


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Favaman:
Even though I did this betting stuff before, it was never an addiction to me.

Sometimes at a point I would always want to bet on some games, after booking it with my phone, I won't still play it.

I don't really have this enthusiasm to play it, the very last thing I do again is discarding the idea of playing it.

When people talk about bet addiction, it always marvel me.

mehn....your signature is too harsh

Macron has a thing for Older women

Same shit different toilet....

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Phoenix Browser remains my favourite browser.very modern and sophisticated features; from using it for media,Whatsapp status viewing(without the recipent even knowing you have viewed their status),it's Phoenix news forum and the way it easily identify downloadable files one you are on a web page makes me love everything about it.
It smooth graphic it's on another top level.

All hail the almighty PHOENIX BROWSER.

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Just get yourself TECHNO 8C and relax.
I have been using mine and I love everything about the phone.
It cost within 60k of price

NothingLikeLove:
Hello guys, please I need suggestions. I want to buy a good phone with large memory and screen with good camera/video quality, long lasting battery and doesn't hang or give issues to operate. Please make suggestions.

My budget is 50-80k

Northernblood5:
One sided news. Israeli police can't just attack or defend without a cause. These pigs won't show us what they did but will be quick to show us their slimy piggy face to cry victim.

Search online, you will keep on seeing Aljazera gathered, Aljazira gathered. We know exactly what they are gathering.

You all will die pigs. You guys are fighting to take away freedom from the world, you will never succeed. Just imagine everywhere being like Northern zoo. Tufiakwa

I hope you know it was a Christian funeral and the slain Journalist was a Christian.
Does your brainwashed head know this?

Yar'Adua had a reason he revoke the sale of one of our refinary to Dangote returned it back to the government.
He knew something we don't know

SmartPolician:
A good observation, but I don't think anyone can defeat Tinubu in APC primary.

Tinubu enemies are within his own party.

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Nonpartisan1:
They are both online Presidents.

I feel your pain.

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