₦airaland Forum

Darkchocolate:
Damn girl!

Hang on...but I thought that there is a mechanism that blocks off the urethra whilst the peniss is fully erect ergo a non erect peniss can't penetrate a vagina. Perhaps he just stays in there and pisses after he gets floppy...either way ...girl...you guys are nasty mehn!!!

So...hanggg onnnn...does the piss pour out of ya when you stand up?! Urgh!!! So many questions.... y'all bed must stink of piss though

LOL..

LizGray:
True talk. It shames me when I hear our ladies boast of how horrible they are in the kitchen.

lol...what do u want them to do,some guys dont really care if their wives dont really know how to cook. its just that we nigerians can be too cultural at times and sees a woman that doesn't know how to cook as being useless. i have seen a couple that d husband jokes about his wife's bad cooking in public and they laugh over it. he is not really bothered about his wife inability to cook and though he cooks sometimes and eats out it hasn't really broken their marriage,they are still going strong. a woman's ability or inability to cook is sometimes overrated. wives that knows how to cook good delicacies for their husband and still the husband still cheats on them. food might be d way to a man's heart but still not enough to keep him. so if men are getting married to the maids that can cook,there are others that will marry the daughters that can't. just saying my own opinion tho.

kriss15:
Pls save the date

cute pics...

proudly igbo too

yes i like guys with deep voice.

SAINTSAMURAII:
HI

hey samuraii.

hmmm

achinice:
meaning we will both leave like siblings no sex....you just cook for me dats all......can't beg for sex neither can I force my wife if I'm married.

u dont get,the wife is stressed out. and the man seems to be demanding sex from her everytime. its not okay na.

Joy1706:
Look at them. Small men suffering from small peniss syndrome. There's nothing to permit. It's MY decision if I decide to keep the surname I've been known with all my life.

thank u joy...

temple11:
How many blacks dey those pictures?

While you find it hilarious, I find it challenging to most Nigerian guys who spend half their life eating from their momma and the other half distributed amongst their girlfriends, wives and mama put.

u r so right

Antoinne:
Firstly i had to put that in quote; take it i didn't say it. Isn't it just irritating, unrefined and reminiscent of all that is mucous and phlegmy, that word, "Hian!"?
Who started this thing and why has it become so commonplace among the female folk in Nigeria?

It would seem to me that the people who use this word are from the very backwaters of the Nigerian society.

very funny.... lol

achinice:
no stress and dis is where a side chic comes in....no stress her @all even for one week..be a. Gentle man before her

whats doing u sef,how did side chic come into d equation.

taryour:
Sorry are you from this planet EARTH

mtcheew, just say what u want to say and stop asking baseless questions.

JoeCutie:

hey i wanna invite u to my team;team FYNESTBOI. pls i'll like it if u join. so what do u say.

JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321.

lol....very funny

[quote author=Nyceguy92 post=47401296][/quote]yeah....can i interest u in something. pls i want u to join team FYNESTBOI.

cbi24:
lol... u are funny

yeah i am actually and if u wanna know more about me come join team FYNESTBOI.

happy birthday danny. wishing u long life and prosperity

mayorkyzo:
http://www.primepuzzle.com/leesnewest/one-wave-short.html

lol...dont ever try that in reality.

Jackpal:
Thanks all for your different advice.

Dad has asked mom to leave the house by 12pm today or he would call everybody to let them know what has happened.
On the other hand, i told mom to call the man she was speaking to and let him come and beg my dad. Because, she said she just met the man and he is trying to ask her out and he kept calling and sending messages according to her.

are there no elders in ur family or something or family members that can help in d matter. cos dis matter is too much for u to handle, just invite an elderly figure in ur family dat ur dad would listen to.

BiafraBushBoy:
....

I wish i can advise you, But your dad should handle the situation na....

All you need do is PRAY... That God will touch your mama and give your Dad the self will not to reason Divorce..



All is Well

true talk bro. already emailed u.

Acidosis:
ermm, I've been told to stand with another candidate o. Let's see how it goes

ok but the offer still stands. u r always welcome to team FYNESTBOI. thank u

Nyceguy92:
Back to the topic. ..
Sex between couples happens spontaneously. .
Creating a timetable for it kills the fun.

My uni teacher said the normal number of times per week a couple should have sex is 3. Some exceed 3 times.

**By the way, I don't understand why the only response somebody has to offer in a thread is to call on Lalasticlala to "do the needful," "come and see this one oo o..," etc. I find them dumb.

i support u. creating timetables for sex is just so odd. but u as a man @ op shouldnt be so sex crazed ok and be considerate. i think u and ur wife should just learn how to compromise,thats how relationships work.

unapapadeycraze welcome to team FYNESTBOI

BiafraBushBoy:
You better date me or I kick you off my thread and I won't vote your man

lol is that a threat....email me lets talk

geni340:
unconciously sis, uve spoken 4alota ladies..

awwn...thanks babe. quick request tho?

lol...

herbie27:
We are all humans, bt in dis ur case you obviously have no excuse....she may forgive you bt wat's the assurance that you won't do it again or even in marriage.

I can only snap and cheat on my spouse wen i'm no longer sure where the relationship is heading, and not wen everything is rosy.

but the guy sounds genuine about being remorseful, just try harder to get her attention back @ king Ernesto. she will eventually forgive u.

BiafraBushBoy:
Lol... Will you be my babe??.. if yes

Then you can count on me like roman numerals...

yes na...ok am counting on u.

Emenandez4lyf:
I just wanna vote but i dunno who 2 vote 4 ?

Can someone suggest or send me a link ??

OR i can contest sef

look no further.... come to team FYNESTBOI

BiafraBushBoy:
Am looking for a girlfriend... unless you will be my babe...

Then you watch me port and campaign like say se.un owns meoney...

lol..

okay . so can i count on u

kinglee1:
Babe you sef fine ooh . Mah I come?

yes darling....you are welcome.