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CelebritiesRe: Checkout Ini Edo's Shoes Closet by switcakes(f): 5:26pm On Dec 08, 2015
I'm not impressed. I jumped into this thread expecting to see a boutique-like shoe closet. Some girls I know even have more shoes than this and they are not celebrities.
CrimeRe: I Train My Kids With Drug Proceeds –suspect (pictured) by switcakes(f):
I can just imagine the children's friends at school,
"What does your father do?"
"My father is a drug smuggler"
PoliticsRe: Nairalanders Tell Us About Yourself by switcakes(f): 11:58pm On Nov 09, 2015
grin
RomanceRe: A Nairalander's Birthday Message. by switcakes(f): 10:51am On Oct 20, 2015
happy belated bday Ala.
EventsRe: Glo Slide And Bounce Concert by switcakes(f): 8:55pm On Sep 07, 2015
I didn't get an invite, but I gate crashed grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: What Do You See??? (Picture) by switcakes(f): 12:21am On Aug 19, 2015
from the charger hole - you look like a Arrow from the ear piece hole - still a massive Arrow
Jokes EtcRe: When You Lied At Work That You Are Going To Your Uncle's Funeral. by switcakes(f): 6:48pm On Aug 18, 2015
grin
CelebritiesRe: Lmao Of The Day: Blog Reader Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend After This Conversatio by switcakes(f): 6:45pm On Aug 18, 2015
stale
PoliticsRe: China Restaurants and quest for customers by switcakes(f): 6:43pm On Aug 18, 2015
embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Kudos To Anyone That Can Translate This Sentence From Pidgin To Normal English by switcakes(f): 1:13pm On Aug 14, 2015
tomiobj:
. shocked. 95%. U almost got it.
Ok lemme try again, by how many years am I your senior? or How much older am I than u?
Jokes EtcRe: Kudos To Anyone That Can Translate This Sentence From Pidgin To Normal English by switcakes(f): 11:45pm On Aug 13, 2015
How much older am I to u?
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Accept This Type Of a Request by switcakes(f): 11:36pm On Aug 13, 2015
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Ways To End A Relationship by switcakes(f): 11:35pm On Aug 13, 2015
hilarious
Jokes EtcRe: PHOTO: When You Attend The Burial Of Your Wicked Uncle by switcakes(f): 11:31pm On Aug 13, 2015
so funny I forgot to laugh
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Pics Of An Accident Involving A Family Of 6 by switcakes(f): 11:24pm On Aug 13, 2015
grin
RomanceRe: Sex Is Overrated! by switcakes(f): 11:23pm On Aug 13, 2015
I concur
Jokes EtcSuggestions On How To Help This Lawyer Needed by switcakes(op): 11:00pm On Aug 13, 2015
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

The lawyer needs your opinion on what gimmick to use next. suggestions pls.
CelebritiesRe: I Dont Know Who Gideon Okeke Is, Never Heard Of Him - Tonto Dikeh Blasts Actor by switcakes(f): 3:18pm On Aug 13, 2015
if I click that link eh lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: I Dont Know Who Gideon Okeke Is, Never Heard Of Him - Tonto Dikeh Blasts Actor by switcakes(f): 3:18pm On Aug 13, 2015
if I click that link eh lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo Next To ‘play James Bond’ by switcakes(f): 3:12pm On Aug 13, 2015
Nigerians going places
CelebritiesRe: Photo- Prof Wole Soyinka With His Cult Members by switcakes(f): 3:09pm On Aug 13, 2015
this photo is a hoax
CelebritiesRe: See What Korede Bello's Dance Is Called In Medicine by switcakes(f): 3:04pm On Aug 13, 2015
lol
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How His Ex Poured Hot Water On Him On (graphic Pics) by switcakes(f): 9:01pm On Aug 10, 2015
Karma's a bitch
Nairaland GeneralRe: GRAPHIC Photos: Woman Electrocuted By Her Phone Ear Piece by switcakes(f): 1:18am On Aug 10, 2015
wow
FashionRe: Top 10 Beautiful Ankara Styles And Lace Designs by switcakes(f): 7:51pm On Aug 07, 2015
Gorgeous
Forum GamesRe: Spot A Nigerian Actress In This Puzzle If You Think Are Smart by switcakes(f): 4:42pm On Aug 07, 2015
tonto
RomanceRe: Never Let Her Go If You Can Say These 11 Things About Her. Photo by switcakes(f): 12:35am On Aug 07, 2015
copy and paste
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Insults Jonathan On Twitter (Snapshot) by switcakes(f): 12:29am On Aug 07, 2015
this is no longer journalism but "JONA"lism
LiteratureRe: Selfless Desires by switcakes(f): 3:25pm On Aug 05, 2015
just like a nollywood movie
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by switcakes(f): 6:14pm On Jul 11, 2015
person no dey use shame chop poison
person wet them carry for back no dey back another person

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