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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Most Chelsea Fans Are Lousy And Myopic by switch47(m): 5:29pm On May 04, 2009
tayoccu:
typical of a b'lose fan.

barca gonna whoop y'all.
Look be carefull what you use to qualify what Barca will do to chelsea, wht is wrong with you guys? whoop?? what happened to TERMINATE, DESTROY, CONSUME LIKE WILD FIRE, HUMILIATE, EXTERMINATE, DESTROY!! BURY ALIVE,  For chelsea Wednesday means the END OF THE WORLD-------GUSS HIDDINK 's wife reported her husband keeps screaming in the dream the sky is falling.!!!   whenever you hear someone say the sky is always blue KICK him on the face!!  and tell him the BARCA ECLIPSE MAKES THE SKY RED!! grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by switch47(op): 5:22pm On May 04, 2009
mukina2:
Switch . .i'll call diva for you oh grin
you mean BLUEDEVILDIVA she and the rest of dem almost intelligent?! chelsea crew are probably scared to death by the thougth of BARCELONA at the moment----Many are cold few are frozen among dem chelsea folks now!! the Barca eclipes is scaring the living day light out of even the ball boys at stamford SO MY SUPER MOD DIVA IS IN HIDING grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by switch47(m): 5:14pm On May 04, 2009
Koboland:
@ Asha
Thanks for the compliment,
Doesn't it make you want to enter the place tongue

Chelsea!!
Which picture?? Na the one wey dey your signature the guy dey yarn about na grin  as per dat one wey you put for profile  shocked  no body kuku know whether you be girl or you be boy sef with your " WTF" yarn sounding more like a guy behind dat key board ------------------ if you like put naked bill clinton pikin for your profile- CHELSEA  will FALL on wednesday !!  tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by switch47(op): 5:08pm On May 04, 2009
@murk
grin grin Whatagwan? i guess you dey fear angel?? i bet you did not enter the coffeehouse- its a lovely and peacefull place. no insult, no flaming, just the peace of the lord exceptsome kinda political fieballs sha grin grin i no be comedian o- i be chain saw---------serial killer thriller .

@ Domi----
Arsenal is my favourite in England too! No official gist on Anichebe leaving the Everton BLUES yet---- i dont support clubs except Nigerian clubs like Doxology fc in my home town. i only admire OYIBO clubs- i no be Armchair fan. grin grin support is a wrong word FAN is more like it- the true supporters dey oyibo land!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Star John Mikel Obi Has Been Banned From Driving For 15 Months! by switch47(m): 4:59pm On May 04, 2009
jalether:
@switch47, i'm willing to offer my assistance to you as a kind hearted person who

has the interst of his fellow naija citizen at heart, i know a very good brain surgeon

who i can persuade to carry out a brain transplant on you, cos i know you try extremely hard to

reason like a normal human being but your current state is a major hinderance, let me know when

you are ready for the operation.
OHHHHH!!! t is very kind of you oo cheesy cheesy brain transplant, brain surgeon, grin grin wonderfull!! thanks for caring, i am ready for the operation, so that i will stop reasoning like a goat!! and start reasoning like a normal human like you!! grin grin switch dey crase-----yes yes yes yes yes yes oh yes!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by switch47(m): 4:01pm On May 04, 2009
With or without HENRY CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN!! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!! GBOSA!!! Three gun shots for messi- Eto inesta- and the whole Barca crew!! let them Hit chelsea Hard___ tell them soccer is not for Hooligans!! its for skillfull intelligent guys!! not for Riff raffs!! FOZA BARCA -----ALL THE WAY!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 3:50pm On May 04, 2009
[quote author=invisible! link=topic=252254.msg3818109#msg3818109 date=1241432557]Does the better side always win?[/quote]There is a difference btw playing to win and playing not to lose!! in this case  The better team has a greater chance of wining the weaker team !!  AND THAT WILL BE THE CASE ON WEDNESDAY!!  CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN with or without henry!


the fans of the weaker team (chelsea should be ashamed of there kill and go occultic team) grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by switch47(m): 3:41pm On May 04, 2009
With or without Henry CHELSEA WILL FALL!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by switch47(op): 3:36pm On May 04, 2009
mukina2:
That chelsea watch is ugly grin
dominique:
hmmnn. . . so switch47 automatically becomes evatonian cos they meeting chelsea in FA cup final.
@ muk
tongue tongue

@ Domi----

Well , we brodas dey the club na!! make we promote them, the thread will be alive till eternity!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Star John Mikel Obi Has Been Banned From Driving For 15 Months! by switch47(m): 3:30pm On May 04, 2009
pauloti:
@ switch47 i think ur just plain stupid, your just beefing mikel coz he is more comfortable than you who is struggling to eat in the UK , lollll

try and work harder so we can argue about you sometime, lol

grin
chidichris:
@pauloti,
did i hear u say switch is in london? well frustration is the worst thing that can happen to any man. again, from the way switch talks, the venom in his words and the hatred he puts up, he has given up in life. he does not believe in himself anymore.

the good news here is that the mikel of a man played in chelsea's most difficult game of the season with the full squad intact. i mean playing barca on their own ground.

the guy(mikel), no matter how u look at him, he is a blessed child. he has washed his hands well and he is surely dinning with kings and there is simply nothing swicth can do about it.
MIKEL Was CONVICTED OF DRUNK/DRIVING- A SERIOUS OFFENCE THAT CAN CAUSE LOSS OF LIVES!! i was not the police officer that arrested him, neither was i the judge that made him an ex-convict with criminal record. grin grin grin by the way the police officer and the judge does not give a fucck who mikel is or wether he played against Barcelona-------- grin niether do i cool. even dem Nigerian Brewries always say DRINK RESPONSIBLY!! cheesy cheesy if you dont ,dat makes you irresponsible- that is what mikel is till we see the change in him!! grin no amount of money can alter a BAD NAME!! only a change of attitude!! cheesy in other words a good name is better than silver or gold!! cool
i rest my case grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 10:45am On May 04, 2009
[quote author=invisible! link=topic=252254.msg3817841#msg3817841 date=1241429039]Good prophesy from Switch again, it works in reverse and that means that Barca is doomed, operation flush Barca.[/quote]NOT THIS TIME MAN!! not this time!! Chelsea is dead for Good on wednesday---chelsea is dead!! Barcelona (which am sure you are aware is the better team) will comsume Chelsea like wild fire!! IT IS OVER FOR CHELSEA!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by switch47(m): 9:11am On May 04, 2009
CHELSEA FC IS GETTING KICKED OUT ON WEDNESDAY!! INVASION STAMFORD BRIDGE!! DOOM!! Chelsea is finished!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 9:09am On May 04, 2009
CHELSEA FC IS GETTING KICKED OUT ON WEDNESDAY!! INVASION STAMFORD BRIDGE!! DOOM!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by switch47(m): 9:05am On May 04, 2009
Cristalz:
@Utali
Obviously the last time you saw a game with Cech in it was early 2008. tongue

You're stale, dude. . .till you update yourself, no one should pay you any attention. grin
grin grin since the Guy got brain damaged he is a shadow of his old self. what a pity. defence dey help am if not-------GBAM!!! grin CHELSEA BEWARE AS BARCELONA IS ON THEIR WAY!! INVASION STAMFORD BRIDGE!! cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 8:26am On May 04, 2009
CHELSEA IS GOING DOWN!!   BARCELONA WILL COMPLETELY DESTROY CHELSEA AT THE STAMFORD BRIDGE

Ugly soccer dont always work, barca could have scored three goals al the nou camp. mind you if GH tells chelsea to come out and fight and they are stupid enough to do that-   Expect a great embarassment at HOME!!  BARCELONA ALL THE WAY
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by switch47(op): 8:00am On May 04, 2009
SUNDERLAND 0 EVERTON 2   Quick recovery from last week disappointing home defeat to manchester city!! the toffees are now fired up- towards their game against the spurs next week!!Sunderland 0-2 EvertonSecond-half goals from Pienaar and Fellaini secure a comfortable victory and a move into fifth spot for the Blues.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by switch47(m): 7:33am On May 04, 2009
BOHOLD!! My Time has Come------Chelsea is Going staying Home
No stopping Barcelona------Barca all the way to ROME!! grin grin


Chelsea comes out to Attack they will conceed many goals
If they continue with their wicth craft defencesive nagative soccer, they will conceed and be forced to come out thereby conceeding more!! it will be the worst result in HISTORY and the stamford bridge

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid(2) Vs Barca(6) On Saturday 2nd May: Live by switch47(m): 7:50pm On May 02, 2009
dayokanu:
EPL folks should come and see soccer not Fire on the Mountain Run run run run football.

EPL is a shame to football

Barca is the ultimate attacking team!!!!!!!!

No wonder Chelsea had to play 9 men behind the ball[quote author=FBS link=topic=267100.msg3813084#msg3813084 date=1241290014]frustrate Barca and you win. . .but play their style and you ship in goals like mad.
[/quote]frustrate Barca and you win manage to escape, he who runs away will live to DIE another day
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid(2) Vs Barca(6) On Saturday 2nd May: Live by switch47(m): 7:41pm On May 02, 2009
goooaaaalll!!!   messiless   messi----may god keep him fit for wednesday totla termination of the blues!! more goals to come here!! and at stamford!!     CHELSEA BEWARE!! UIGLY - NAGATIVE FOOTBALL TACTICS WILL FAIL YOU ON WEDNESDAY!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League: Can Barca Prevent Another All-English Final? by switch47(m): 7:32pm On May 02, 2009
YES!! THEY WILL PREVENT CHELSKI FROM GETTING TO THE FINALS!! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid(2) Vs Barca(6) On Saturday 2nd May: Live by switch47(m): 7:28pm On May 02, 2009
SEE BARCA!! SEE BETTER SOCCER- Not the ugly play where belle face chelsea soccer- MAY GOD KEEP them fit for the wednesday kill of chelsea at the stamford. grin Barcelona for ever
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 7:15pm On May 02, 2009
khanye:
Haba. . . . . Barca no be Man U now. wink

FACTS:
Chelsea manager Guus Hiddink coached Valencia (1991-93), Madrid (1998/99) and Betis (2000).
He beat Barça twice in the League, drew once and lost six times.
He’s lost on all four previous visits to Camp Nou and always let in three goals.
(No wonder the dude used that funny strategy) grin

Fairs Cup in 1966

In April 1966 Barça and Chelsea went head-to-head for the first time. Swedish referee Eric Johansson cancelled the game at the last minute due to the state of the pitch so it kicked off six days later at Camp Nou where Barça won 2-0 with goals from Fusté and Zaldúa. Chelsea won the return leg on 11 May by two nil as well, before Barça won the replay at Camp Nou on 25 May by 5-0 with strikes from Fusté (2), Zaldúa (2) and Zaballa.


Barça and Chelsea have played three knock-out ties in the Champions League. Barça have won twice
(the quarter-final in 1999/00 and the last 16 in 2005/06) while Chelsea went through in the other
(the last 16 in 2004/05).

U Blues got no History!
YES THE BLUES HAS NO HISTORY and will lose on wednesday!! i just cant wait--i will celebrate with mama kamoru KUNU and Ground nut!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Most Chelsea Fans Are Lousy And Myopic by switch47(m): 7:11pm On May 02, 2009
[quote author=invisible! link=topic=244103.msg3812098#msg3812098 date=1241271220]Switch, do us all one favour, drink rat poison and die. The blues will keep on winning! In ya face basta![/quote]prescription please!! i need prescription!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Good News Bad News- Guss Hiddink Out Next Season by switch47(m): 7:07pm On May 02, 2009
GOOD NEWS!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea(3) Vs Fulham(1) On Saturday 2nd May by switch47(m): 2:38pm On May 02, 2009
BLUE IS THE COLOUR, Nagative football is the game,
we are all together and to be Brutal is our aim
so come see us ,when we slide and hard tackle
if they try to dribble essien or ballack will break their anlke
like blue fire we glow
our colour is blood but Red blood will flow
grin grin grin

BANDITS!!  Bandits!! loooooooo-seee--ers   grin   FULHAM IS COMING AT YOU!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 2:30pm On May 02, 2009
@ New kit

Chelsea's kit looks like Gladiator kit---------hmnnn Their game is always like quarell and militancy, Kill am, break am for leg!! no wonder- Ugly soccer!!Nagative football

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Fc Fan Zone! ! by switch47(op): 2:14pm On May 02, 2009
olokun:
ok.So which of the club are you truely supporting?Be honest
olokun:
ok.So which of the club are you truely supporting?Be honest
olokun:
ok.So which of the club are you truely supporting?Be honest
So how many times are ye going to ask the son of man, that question? The clud i support is a nigerian club, but i have my favourite club in the premiership (am not an arm chair fan though) i also have a soft spot for a number of clubs- it is all in my blogsppot, i will let you in if you really want so see it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Chelsea: Mikel Is A Waste by switch47(m): 11:19am On May 02, 2009
chidichris:
switch 47,
i have known u with gossip and saddist stance in this forum and not with vital information
.
it is a general belief that people don't go to the usa with guy(shakara) .
shakara people drop their shakara when going to america because shakara is made in america.
the world knows too well that asia is population crazy. every company in the is shifting to asia because of the cheap labour over there.
if that ur friend is in japan, he must have gone there as a result of lack of information and he has no choice on getting there.
most nigerians abroad left without information and are starnded overthere.
that ur mumu friend cannot go beyond a security man. forget the internet he has access to as that is not a problem over there.
u will be disappointed if u see that guy on his uniform though he could be doing better than u.
i will ask that u drop this ur blind arguement abt asia as we have full details on that.
grin grin grin opari  the guy don vexx. 



working is working so far one is not into crime- like me now i work at chisco systems transport where i do manial work carrying baggages for who dey travel and my salary is 150hundred naira per month and my brother is a cafe attendant that is where am posting this one now grin- but am proud of it because i know one day one day me sef i go make am grin grin- so my brother it doesnt matter jare. enjoy your self!! no vex o. cheers
SportsRe: Mikel To Get New N12.6m A Week Offer - Chelsea Moves To Fend Off Mourinho by switch47(m): 11:12am On May 02, 2009
Heyaa!!  I am happy for him o!!   no be small matter o-----Oh my God!! sigh! sigh!! catches breath  - doyou mean Mikel is signing a new 12.6m  Naira a week!!ehn ehn?? talk true!! to fend off the special one?? grin grin i am happy 4 him o!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here! by switch47(m): 11:06am On May 02, 2009
Ibime:
So switch47 has started proferring coherent opinions? Chelsea's recent success must be hurting him bad.
wetin dat wan come mean now?? chelsea's success?? which success?? switch dont have feelings!! soccer is soccer-switch is switch- away from romantic talk-
CHELSEA is DOOMED THIS SEASON !!! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Star John Mikel Obi Has Been Banned From Driving For 15 Months! by switch47(m): 10:58am On May 02, 2009
pauloti:
@ switch47 i think ur just plain stupid, your just beefing mikel coz he is more comfortable than you who is struggling to eat in the UK , lollll

try and work harder so we can argue about you sometime, lol

grin
chidichris:
@pauloti,
did i hear u say switch is in london? well frustration is the worst thing that can happen to any man. again, from the way switch talks, the venom in his words and the hatred he puts up, he has given up in life. he does not believe in himself anymore.

the good news here is that the mikel of a man played in chelsea's most difficult game of the season with the full squad intact. i mean playing barca on their own ground.

the guy(mikel), no matter how u look at him, he is a blessed child. he has washed his hands well and he is surely dinning with kings and there is simply nothing swicth can do about it.
MIKEL Was CONVICTED OF DRUNK/DRIVING- A SERIOUS OFFENCE THAT CAN CAUSE LOSS OF LIVES!! i was not the police officer that arrested him, neither was i the judge that made him an ex-convict with criminal record. grin grin grin by the way the police officer and the judge does not give a fucck who mikel is or wether he played against Barcelona-------- grin niether do i cool. even dem Nigerian Brewries always say DRINK RESPONSIBLY!! cheesy cheesy if you dont ,dat makes you irresponsible- that is what mikel is till we see the change in him!! grin no amount of money can alter a BAD NAME!! only a change of attitude!! cheesy in other words a good name is better than silver or gold!! cool
i rest my case grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Chelsea: Mikel Is A Waste by switch47(m): 10:54am On May 02, 2009
praxx:
@ switch
Are you so daft?
i never said they were ASAINS
the young man says he is in JAPAN working for CISCO SYSTEMS and not in America so use your head.
if you need more information on the Above named company i can help you out on that trust me, b[quote author=chidichris link=topic=234252.msg3811424#msg3811424 date=1241255667]praxx,
the guy may be right.
nigerians are heavily built and most times are favoured against asians when it comes to security works.
what if he is a security man in the company? won't he be telling us that he is working with the company?
my dear japanese, it is very easy and easier to get any professional job anywhere in europe and america than asia so be careful the kind of lies u put up.

@switch,
the more u talk, the more u expose ur level on imbecility.
esides Robert Singleton like you rightly mentioned is one of the VICE PRESIDENTS OKAY.[/quote]grin grin i truly sympathise with you two?? cry cry but then i do not blame you guys sha, na where una sabi reach be dat?? but i take solace in the fact that the few intelligent members of the forum actually knows who is daft in this case!!

A VICE PRESIDENT of cisco in charge of Cisco Services, Asia Pacific, Japan and Emerging Markets is not an asian and in ASIA cisco employ people from all continents BLACK,YELLOW,RED,WHITE!! dont you understand the meaning of MULTI-NATIONAL if you work with cisco in EUROPE CANADA OR AMERICA YOU CAN BE POSTED TO ASIA OR AFRICA if need be depending on company policies!!HECK!! Are you guys creature of instinct?? i need not call you daft,dumb, stupid or unintelligent because that fact speak for itself RES IPSA!! grin grin grin

its a notorios fact already evident from your rationalisation and line of arguement!! grin



key word- MULTINATIONAL

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