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making the simple complicated is common place, but the complicated simple , awesomely simple,That is creative   Conspiracy theory ko conspiracy theory ni!!  Intelligence, mixed with lack of wisdom!! olodo

@ Bluediva
   

Everton v Tottenham, 15:00 Saturday

The Tofees Are In for a tough weekend engagement with the spus, a London side has the best result Head to Head with other London clubs this season!! A victory will surely help their morale towards Theiir FA cup final Match against a BATTERED chelsea side.

khanye:
Sorry Sauron, you got it all wrong

YOURS IS PURE UNADULTRATED WISDOM!! Spot on man!!   All the best- you are too much!!  Khanye is the BOMB!! True soccer analyst!! They are drowning in information but starved of knowledge and wisdom!! Perhaps BARCELONA OWNS THE UCL!! MAKING THE SIMPLE COMPLICATED IS COMMON PLACE, BUT MAKING THE COMPLICATED SIMPLE LIKE KHANYE WOULD DO?? NOW THAT IS CREATIVE.

What would make a german, an englishman and a permed-hair ivorien irate?, being robbed by a bald-headed norwegian for spaniards. True story. IT OVER FOR CHELSEA!!

IT IS OVER FOR CHELSEA!! THAEY ARE JINXED!!


@ myliky

tudor:
slowpoke! How does your tite correspond with your post? Your graphically stupid!

as stupid as chelsea tactics

Tell it to those claiming to be suppoters of oyibo clubs o!! meanwhile they are mere spectators. deluded ones for that matter. imagine them using words like OUR defence WE are going to Beat you people like say dem get cut for the clubs or the club even know say dem exist. and even the word surpport na wrong language for a mere mumu armchair fan!! wetin you dey surpport for manchester united bodi?? wetin??

presido1:
What are they claiming? the ref erred in many ways last nite(both in favour and against Chavs). Did Barca rebel against the ref in the first leg after he ignored the penalty call from barca in the dieing minutes. Two stone wall pen no doubt but chavs could have score more goals if they faced the game like professionals. Two of Barca Central Defenders were missing yet chavs can't attack. Abidal was sent off they still went and relax at the back waiting for the penalty. Infact the ref was angry of their game plan . If they hard attacked Barca they would have scored more goals. Their first attack resulted in the first goal, they should have re-evaluated their tactice after the first goal. Barca has a porous defence and their goalie is not all that good why parking the bus. How I wish Man United will meet Barca in that state.

Even Arsenal or Villa won't play that way.

interesting!! wetin dead body wan claim again from inside coffin??

Krayola:
quote from Guus Hiddink after Australia lost to Italy in the world cup.

"We tried to play another style, a style that is more attractive for the spectators to see. The Italians wanted to play defensively, they love to play with a wall- they don't think about attractive football, they only think about the result."

Now he's on the other side, but because they didn't win him dey cry like baby. This chelsea sef na jus comic relief.

Please Guss Hiddink Is not WACK!!  it is a case of a giffted manager handling a Mediocre club. Chelsea players are Animals , if you tell them to behave normal like scolari did, they will Rebel and turn against you. the likes of Drogba is possesd of some kinda Demon.  Guss did all he has to do. chelsea is just too WhACK!!

Ibime:
At that stage Chelsea are already 4-0 ahead if rules are applied properly. That was the only 'honest' mistake the referee made cos it looked like Anelka was tripped until you saw the replay. All the others he saw korokoro with his two eyes and brushed them aside in the interest of keeping the game alive. That motherphocker should be shot.

If rules are applied properly Barcelona should be already 1-0 ahead before the stamford bridge trip!!   medcine after death. playing against 9 men and cant do nothing.

@scantee

Yes man!! you be the main CORRECT MAN> UP BARCA!!

scantee:
@switch47
Man where are you Oh!!!
were are there again
Barca has blessed me yesterday, i trust my boys
Barca 4 ever Till death do us apart.

up barca
(lets go there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
one way rome

Barcar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

correct guy.  good football is the best!!! chelsea is now statistics. dem dey conduct inconsequential arguement on the chelsea thread -   [b] up Barca [/b]

ogazi007:
No room for excuses.join the winning team and live longer.[/b]watch barca play soccer u will forget ur sorrow.many people were in sick bed watching soccer yesterday,but i tell u plenty of them have started living an active life now and they will be matching majestically to church on sunday to give their testimony courtesy of INESTA'S GOAL and free flowing footie(attacking soccer) by Allmighty barca.see who is talking about shots on goal,how many shot on goals do u have in camp nou?some of these chelsea guys are very funny.ibeg u guys should try and watch [b]barca vs villareal on sunday for another entertaining game.barca for treble

chelsea died a painfull death tell them soccer is meant to be enjoyed!!

@ DEBOSKY
 You be correct guy!!  If A penalty has been awarded or the pulling down of HENRI in the first leg, and ballack has gotn his deserved second yellow a different scenario would played itself out. BARCELONA was robbed of a clear penalty in the FIRST LEG!! denying them of a possible one goal lead advantage into the second leg.

By the way one of your fellow post mortem experts said Ballack shoudnt have "Docked." raise Ballack up a little in that picture and he will be in exactly ETO's position because the ball could have Hit is Arm too. take a second look at the picture of inester scoring.

@Muk
 yes ke ! your majesty  Barcelona should have been awarded a penalty in the first leg! tory 4 no be the same now?

@ all
 all this " it was a penalty " cries should stop   It is never a penalty until it is actually given-  " IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PENALTY IS MORE LIKE IT"   i am enjoying the inconsequential gist for and against !! who win don win who die dey mortuary(ADIEU CHELSEA)

HeY !!  how is the Post mortem going?? Any coroners report yet?

Well   , In nou camp, HENRY WAS PULLED DOWN , that should have been a penalty,  BALLACK should have gotten a second yellow card  = RED -  those events Denied barcelona the chance to come to  stmford with a  possible goal lead. The second leg scenario  could have been different if barca were not robbed in the first leg. 

CHELSEA HAS LOST THE GAME!! ALL the excuses and the commentry or better still POST MORTEM is useless. [b]the finals in between Manchester united (EPL champs) and Barcelona (la liga champs)   Losers dont play in finals!! Chelsea is DOOMED and done for!![/b]period. they play the worst kind of soccer in the universe. bad viewing.

CHELSEA HAS LOST THE GAME!! ALL the excuses and the commentry or better still POST MORTEM is useless. [b]the finals in between Manchester united (EPL champs) and Barcelona (la liga champs) Losers dont play in finals!! Chelsea is DOOMED and done for!![/b]period. they play the worst kind of soccer in the universe. bad viewing.

Please search  Before you post next time, the topic already exist. ok!??


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-269409.0.html

eyonigger:
I will like to thank Krayola, lailai and all the under dog Barca fans for contributing on this thread, and most especially to Honerico who created the thread.

The subjective debate was if Barca can Prevent Another All-English Final? Then a change in the debate came through, sauron and co speculating on how EPL is the strongest league in Europe and all of those analysis constructed with jaw breaking grammar.

I think this thread should be deleted right after work is finished come May 26.


Chelsea threa: its better you call for switche's ban right away. There will be alot of spamming, NL will be short in GGB space. Cristalz,Mukina do something.

  switch47 is a project that can self terminate, ban?? impossi[b]cant[/b]  a virus will always multiply itself. IP address plenty o!! remember it cost nothing to register another username  MUKINA2 is NIRALAND's special supermod cristalz is fantastic though she loves the devils so i dine with a long spoon there!! as for you   WHY NOT CREATE A THREaD FOR THE SWITCH BAN ADVOCACY----- switch47 is already fulfilled if you doubt if switch is just a project- check my profile statistics- I ONLY POST on sport section!! meaning switch47 is just an idea--------- just like an actor acting out a predetermined script. no feelings, no pains, talk to the SWITCH IDENTITY. pure waste of time and energy.

Go to chelsea thread or Barca thread. no need for this thread really. but then  better go to Barca thread the chelsea fans might kill you with many many excuses for their failure!!

Blue is the colour, Defensive football is the game
we have the lion, for BARCELONA to Tame
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CHELSEA IS DEAD!! RIP!!

------At least MIKEL is learning a new trade- SEE WHAT CHELSEA HAS MADE OUT OF OUR NIGERIA TALENT!!Oh yes!! he has the licence to drive that!!

switch47:
QUOTES OF THE DAY!!

SAURON- Your team was pathetic.
The referee was pissed you guys couldn't take the advantage of playing with 10 MEN.
They were a man down and yet you were begging for penalties like nymphomaniacs begging for phalli
Chelsea are so useless, they should be relegated after what happened tonight.
Arsenal woulda scaled through in the same circumstance. . . . . .




PRESIDO1- Na who pass exam na him know book. Itz not how many shot that counts its how many goals. Next time tell them to shake the net not just shooting sporadically like arm robbers.


COME SEE CHELSEA CELEBRATION YESTERDAY after essien goal- e be like quarel, even a lunatic ran for safety!!

Oh MIKEL!!

QUOTES OF THE DAY!!

SAURON- Your team was pathetic.
The referee was pissed you guys couldn't take the advantage of playing with 10 MEN.
They were a man down and yet you were begging for penalties like nymphomaniacs begging for phalli
Chelsea are so useless, they should be relegated after what happened tonight.
Arsenal woulda scaled through in the same circumstance. . . . . .




PRESIDO1- Na who pass exam na him know book. Itz not how many shot that counts its how many goals. Next time tell them to shake the net not just shooting sporadically like arm robbers.


COME SEE CHELSEA CELEBRATION YESTERDAY after essien goal- e be like quarel, even a lunatic ran for safety!!

QUOTES OF THE DAY!!
SAURON- Your team was pathetic.
The referee was pissed you guys couldn't take the advantage of playing with 10 MEN.
They were a man down and yet you were begging for penalties like nymphomaniacs begging for phalli
Chelsea are so useless, they should be relegated after what happened tonight.
Arsenal woulda scaled through in the same circumstance. . . . . .




PRESIDO1- Na who pass exam na him know book. Itz not how many shot that counts its how many goals. Next time tell them to shake the net not just shooting sporadically like arm robbers.


COME SEE CHELSEA CELEBRATION YESTERDAY after essien goal- e be like quarel, even a lunatic ran for safety!!

QOUTABLE QUOTES!!

NATEEVES - I don't make predictions against Barca. . . . They are perhaps the most dangerous team in the world. I want us to win. Even if it's 1-0. We may never have the chance of a CL final again.

SWITCH47 - Stamford bridge is falling down, falling down falling down, stamford bridge is falling down ------my fair lady!! I SEE A VERY DIFFICULT GAME!! but Barca shoud kill chelsea jare!!

CABALI- i cant predict goals but we are taking this one today

Good thing u are here switch. keep ur balls close. Next time u wont have any to bet with



SWITCH47 - the plan was to rush and score early goal--then sit on it!! e no go work!!

All of a sudden- GOAAAALLL essien scores -- see madness 4 we area- hooligans - celebration be like quarel. even a lunatic ran for safety.

cabali- where is Swtch

and why did essien go str8 for Mikel

SWITCH47- ------------------
BARCELONA WILL QUALIFY !! AT THE END OF 90 minutes!!

CABALI - Quote from: switch47 on Yesterday at 07:56:23 PM
BARCELONA WILL QUALIFY !! AT THE END OF 90 minutes!!


no at the end of 90mins we will have ur balls!!

SWITCH47- nothing dey happen here!! chelsea will be eliminated!!
cabali- I even see a goal for anelka!
NATEEVS- Drogba misses another . . .
NATEEVES- Terryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Close. . .
NATEEVS- We need to score a second
CABALI- and we sure will, nateevs, we sure will

CABALI- here we go. this is the half we book a ticket to Rome. This is the half we get to castrate the greatest chelsea hater switch cos he bet his balls we will loose

This is the half we tell man u we are coming for the cup, bringing it back here!

NATEEVES- We are not keeping it as tight. . . I am worried. . . .

CABALI- I am not scared of this match cos it is on the crystal ball we have the cup this year

OMO-IBO- drogba is a cunt
NATEEVES- Drogba misses a sitter. . .
OMO-IBO- this isvery true.
if that was anelka it would be been 2 - 0
NATEEVES- What is going on . . . ? Is it me thinking Drogba should have gotten something there?
DEBOSKY- Chelski beginning to show weaknesses - Messi and Iniesta are becoming more influential. . . the next 10 minutes will be crucial.
NATEEVS- We should press better. . . and I hope that goal Drog lost doesn't come back to haunt us. . . We should get this 2nd goal.

CABALI- The REF is a pussy!!!!

That was NOT a RED card situation
NATEEVES- I am not sure about that decision . . . . I think Abidal was unlucky. .
CABALI- Anelka shoulda done better than take to the floor there

NATEEVES- Keep it tight Chelsea. . . 10mins more. . . Oh! How I wish we could find one goal . . .

CABALI- less than 10 mins to go.

Where is switch!?!!

Prepare for the castration ceremony


SWITCH47- (busy doing one chelsea babe strong thing for one corner)
cabali- Anelka is tired, malaouda is tired
Nateevs- Why Lampard. . . Why?
NATEEVES- My heart is beating fast . . . Why are we missing chances. .? WE should have finished this. . .
DAVIDYLAN- Chelsea may pay for wasted chances.

NATEEVES- Common guys. . . . 90mins. . .
CABALI- We HAVE finished this, Barca cannot score today!!
CABALI- Even with 10 added minutes, Barca cannot score!!!

Let them play till midnight, Barca will NOT score

DEBOSKY- iniesstttaaaaaaaaa

SWITCH47- ( MULTIPLE ORGASM !!)

TKB417- Chelsea gone!!!!!!!!!!!

Iniesta.
what a shame

CABALI- WTF!!!

we will still win this one

BLUEDIVA- When will they learn?
You always take your chances.
1 nil leads ain't shit.

I'd be flying the red flag on the 27th
Its sad to go out this way. . .through conspiracy.
Uefa knows most people won't wanna see a repeat final.
The ref was given one instruction: STOP CHELSEA

OMO-IBO- im speechless. we were robbed by the ref.

i pray he doesnt have a sound sleep. i wish him the worst of nightmares (WHINCH!!)

A-40- This is the first time i have actually felt for Chelsea in my life too bad it only lasted a couple of seconds but for real y'all where thoroughly mugged but as they say where i come from Ojoro must cancel Ojoro Abidal clearly didn't deserve a red and so the equation don balance be that

Where is Switch47? he must be partying like a rockstar right now




NATEEVES- I am sitting here with utter disbelief . . . I only wish I can wake up from a bad dream. . .
-------------Barca did not have a single shot on goal in 91mins . .


QUOTES OF THE DAY!!
SAURON- Your team was pathetic.
The referee was pissed you guys couldn't take the advantage of playing with 10 MEN.
They were a man down and yet you were begging for penalties like nymphomaniacs begging for phalli
Chelsea are so useless, they should be relegated after what happened tonight.
Arsenal woulda scaled through in the same circumstance. . . . . .




PRESIDO1- Na who pass exam na him know book. Itz not how many shot that counts its how many goals. Next time tell them to shake the net not just shooting sporadically like arm robbers.

@SWITCH- (out at oju elegba) madam another plate of isi ewu please- 3 extra carton for those who care- Come see as some chelsea fans dey rush come 4 awoof!!


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QOUTABLE QUOTES!!

NATEEVES   -  I don't make predictions against Barca. . . . They are perhaps the most dangerous team in the world. I want us to win. Even if it's 1-0. We may never have the chance of a CL final again.

SWITCH47 - Stamford bridge is falling down, falling down falling down, stamford bridge is falling down ------my fair lady!!   I SEE A VERY DIFFICULT GAME!! but Barca shoud kill chelsea jare!!

CABALI- i cant predict goals but we are taking this one today

Good thing u are here switch. keep ur balls close. Next time u wont have any to bet with



SWITCH47 -    the plan was to rush and score early goal--then sit on it!! e no go work!!

All of a sudden- GOAAAALLL  essien scores -- see madness 4 we area- hooligans - celebration be like quarel. even a lunatic ran for safety.

cabali- where is Swtch

and why did essien go str8 for Mikel

SWITCH47-    ------------------
BARCELONA WILL QUALIFY !!  AT THE END OF 90 minutes!!

CABALI   - Quote from: switch47 on Yesterday at 07:56:23 PM
BARCELONA WILL QUALIFY !!  AT THE END OF 90 minutes!!


no at the end of 90mins we will have ur balls!!

SWITCH47- nothing dey happen here!! chelsea will be eliminated!!
cabali- I even see a goal for anelka!
NATEEVS- Drogba misses another . . .
NATEEVES- Terryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Close. . .
NATEEVS- We need to score a second
CABALI- and we sure will, nateevs, we sure will

CABALI- here we go. this is the half we book a ticket to Rome. This is the half we get to castrate the greatest chelsea hater switch cos he bet his balls we will loose

This is the half we tell man u we are coming for the cup, bringing it back here!

NATEEVES- We are not keeping it as tight. . . I am worried. . . .

CABALI- I am not scared of this match cos it is on the crystal ball we have the cup this year

OMO-IBO-  drogba is a cunt
NATEEVES- Drogba misses a sitter. . .
OMO-IBO- this isvery true.
if that was anelka it would be been 2 - 0
NATEEVES- What is going on . . . ? Is it me thinking Drogba should have gotten something there?
DEBOSKY- Chelski beginning to show weaknesses - Messi and Iniesta are becoming more influential. . . the next 10 minutes will be crucial.
NATEEVS- We should press better. . . and I hope that goal Drog lost doesn't come back to haunt us. . . We should get this 2nd goal.

CABALI- The REF is a pussy!!!!

That was NOT a RED card situation
NATEEVES- I am not sure about that decision . . . . I think Abidal was unlucky. .
CABALI- Anelka shoulda done better than take to the floor there

NATEEVES- Keep it tight Chelsea. . . 10mins more. . . Oh! How I wish we could find one goal . . .

CABALI- less than 10 mins to go.

Where is switch!?!!

Prepare for the castration ceremony


SWITCH47-  (busy  doing one chelsea babe strong thing for one corner)
cabali- Anelka is tired, malaouda is tired
Nateevs- Why Lampard. . . Why?
NATEEVES- My heart is beating fast . . . Why are we missing chances. .? WE should have finished this. . .
DAVIDYLAN- Chelsea may pay for wasted chances.

NATEEVES- Common guys. . . . 90mins. . .
CABALI- We HAVE finished this, Barca cannot score today!!
CABALI- Even with 10 added minutes, Barca cannot score!!!

Let them play till midnight, Barca will NOT score

DEBOSKY- iniesstttaaaaaaaaa

SWITCH47-      (  MULTIPLE ORGASM !!)

TKB417- Chelsea gone!!!!!!!!!!!

Iniesta.
what a shame

CABALI- WTF!!!

we will still win this one

BLUEDIVA- When will they learn?
You always take your chances.
1 nil leads ain't shit.  

I'd be flying the red flag on the 27th  
Its sad to go out this way. . .through conspiracy.
Uefa knows most people won't wanna see a repeat final.
The ref was given one instruction: STOP CHELSEA

OMO-IBO- im speechless. we were robbed by the ref.

i pray he doesnt have a sound sleep. i wish him the worst of nightmares  (WHINCH!!)

A-40- This is the first time i have actually felt for Chelsea in my life too bad it only lasted a couple of seconds but for real y'all where thoroughly mugged but as they say where i come from Ojoro must cancel Ojoro Abidal clearly didn't deserve a red and so the equation don balance be that  

Where is Switch47? he must be partying like a rockstar right now  




NATEEVES- I am sitting here with utter disbelief . . . I only wish I can wake up from a bad dream. . .  
-------------Barca did not have a single shot on goal in 91mins . .  

SAURON- Your team was pathetic.
The referee was pissed you guys couldn't take the advantage of playing with 10 MEN.
They were a man down and yet you were begging for penalties like nymphomaniacs begging for phalli
Chelsea are so useless, they should be relegated after what happened tonight.
Arsenal woulda scaled through in the same circumstance. . . . . .




PRESIDO1- Na who pass exam na him know book. Itz not how many shot that counts its how many goals. Next time tell them to shake the net not just shooting sporadically like arm robbers.

@SWITCH- (out at oju elegba) madam another plate of isi ewu please- 3 extra carton for those who care- Come see as some chelsea fans dey rush come 4 awoof!!


 

------And the players are ARMED AND DANGEROUS!! Refs beware

switch47:
SWITCH SAYS!!
To be fair To Chelsea they are capable of winning Barcelona, but ability is not it ,dem really fit?? How can they fit? Stamford bridge has a smaller pitch than the one @ nou camp or madrid , so it will be more difficult for Barcelona to play their usual game and that boy Messi no go fit run like grass cutter as usual. But then Eto 's style can cope and HEnry was once used to playing in Highbury (small pitch) and for a barcelona side that has scored 100 goals this season in their title Bid they should score.

But dont forget Drogba almost scored against the run of play at the camp nou chelsea will be looking for some dumb luck chances like that, or since they know barca are not too good in the Air a set piece Hit and then LOCK up after that and sit on one lucky goal advantage. I know exactly how Guss ' mind works---- he go wan throw way barcelona soup with those Tom and jerry tactics. but barcelona should fit know all this[i] fit'nt[/i] they?? BARCELONA ALL THE WAY!!

SPOT ON!!

mukina2:
Switch

the Leaders of Female football in England is the Gunner ladies

Arsenal ladies Have been Dominating England for many seasons, But in europe-- not been as rosy, now this season everton beat them and are on the same points (with a game in hand)

In this league the chelsea ladies are no where to be found-----"too much heavy load in the up-stream sector"

switch47:
SWITCH SAYS!!
To be fair To Chelsea they are capable of winning Barcelona, but ability is not it ,dem really fit?? How can they fit? Stamford bridge has a smaller pitch than the one @ nou camp or madrid , so it will be more difficult for Barcelona to play their usual game and that boy Messi no go fit run like grass cutter as usual. But then Eto 's style can cope and HEnry was once used to playing in Highbury (small pitch) and for a barcelona side that has scored 100 goals this season in their title Bid they should score.

But dont forget Drogba almost scored against the run of play at the camp nou chelsea will be looking for some dumb luck chances like that, or since they know barca are not too good in the Air a set piece Hit and then LOCK up after that and sit on one lucky goal advantage. I know exactly how Guss ' mind works---- he go wan throw way barcelona soup with those Tom and jerry tactics. but barcelona should fit know all this[i] fit'nt[/i] they?? BARCELONA ALL THE WAY!!

SPOT ON!!