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usbcable: you sef fall my hand.LoL, I Thought So Too |
philfearon: Trophyless bunch of Capital føøls!!You Catalan Footman, You've Started With Your Nonsense Again, Make We Start To They Fight ? ![]() |
Snoggy: LWKMD... this thing dey pain Barca fans!I Think That's What Hits The Cow's Head All The Time Hence Their Grouse On This Thread. That Would Be Magical Indeed. |
@Loretta, The Issue Of Having Se.x By Trick Or By Whatever Your Female Insecure Mind Tells You is A Myth Driven By Your Fear and Lack Of Mental Independence. A Man Will Ask For What He Wants ,Asking Doesn't Relate To Devising Means Or Tricks as You Put it ![]() If He Doesn't ask,Would You Take The Stirring Wheel and Do The asking, Or are You Saying Only Men Want Se.x Thus The Demand For It ?.. You Have To Know That,Not Asking isn't Not Wanting....Which You Many Insecure,Dependent babies On Here are all About. |
lorretta u: After giving me the long speech,can you please turn around and tell your fellow men to stop acting as if their lives depend on sex?You Still Don't Get It, You Sound Timid With This Response Of Yours. What Exactly Is The Problem Here, The Fact That They(men) as You Say(Which You Don't Even Have Proof Of,Because Both Men and Women Still Have Consensual Se.x,Whether Tricked or Cajoled ) Devise Means or Tricks To Have Se.x Or The Fact That You as The Girl Still Yield To It ?Are You Saying If He as You Say Tricked You To Having Se.x With Him and You do ,Its Because He Wants It and Not Because You Do ? Your Post Brews The Mentality Of One Who Wouldn't Say Boo To A Goose.......Timid and Primitive. Not Having a Mind Of Your Own To Decide When You Want To Have Se.x Regardless Of His Devising Prowess. |
AjanleKoko: 2013 don end buddy. Abi you wan give your club trophy between now and Tuesday all by yourself?Highest Goal Scoring Team For Year 2013 But Trophies/Titles Boku For 2013/2014 Season ![]() |
I Know A Girl That Never Gives Her Guy Coochie, She Says She Doesn't Wanna Lose Him and Yet She FucCks Me, Claiming If I Leave Her It Won't Be a Problem For Her Cuz We Just FucCcking , According To Her. Kai!!! I Felt Sorry For The Supposed BoyFriend and I told Her To Leave My AsSs Alone..lol Girls Shaaaaaaaaaa Smh I Know That Feeling. But When You Start Cooking Up Reasons To Withhold Se.x Just Because Your Guy Ask's, When You Even Want It, You Present Your Self as a Prey The Guy(Predator) Would Want to Eat..LoL" It Becomes Psychological,No More Love, Mind Game Sets In, And All The Guy Would Ever Want Is To Hit and Run ![]() Be Independent, Let Your No Be No and Let It Stretch across The Non-serious Guy Too,If I Catch You Phucking another Guy When I Dey Starve ,I Go Play You oooooooo..lol ![]() |
Don't Be Going About Using Se.x as a Tool To Hold a Guy You Like ,It'll Back Fire On You, Because It Shows You Only Have Se.x To Offer....Block Heads.. ![]() And When You Eventually Do and He Leaves Your Sorry-AsSs, You'll Be Sore ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Girls!!! Enough Of The "Cuz Guys Give The Impression" What Does That Mean ? I asked For It Doesn't in anyway Reflect I Enjoy It More or I Want it More ,It Just Means I(Guys) am/are More "Getter(s)" lol Yes, Straight and Independent ..Damn! Go With Your Own Instinct and Be Self dependent On What You Want, Your Refusal To Give It Portrays The Undue Power You Attach To It, If You No wan Do till After Marriage,Stay That Way And Mean It. |
lorretta u: If men can agree to no sex before marriage,then we'll agree that sex isn't all they are after.I Want To Believe You're Speaking For Your Self and Not The Entire "Association Of Nairaland Women Instinct Of What Men Think".. And Hence I Pose My Questions To You.... Firstly, Why Would That Thought Of if Men Can agree and Not Both Gender, Na Only Men They ask For Premarital Se.x ? ^Number One Credence To The Bias Of Believing Men are The Only Ones That Want Se.x and Thus It Pleases Them More Than Girls. Ladies Think So Cuz Its actually So How Fast You Came To That Conclusion Is What Amuses Me Don't Y'all Love The Female Mind ?.. So Self Deluded ,So Self Entitled Assurance, Smh~ Credence Number 2How many men will date a girl for 3yrs (1 yr even) without sex and being faithful too( not sleeping with some other women out there) -just a few men. ? Well You Don't Know That Either and I Believe I don't Too, they're Probably Too Many To Keep Count Of. So I don't think women are wrong in thinking so because that's the impression you guys give us ^Now This Part,Being The Last Premise Is Actually The Most Insecure Line From a Woman I suppose Conveys Independence In Character and Human trait I Have Ever Come across ![]() Why Should a Man's Impression Decide What You do and What You Shouldn't ? So is It Now Bad To Want Se.x When i/he Exude Such sexual Impression Having The Notion we are in a RelationShip ? So That Means Even If You Want Se.x, you'd Withhold Your Desire For It Just Because I Gave The Impression Of The neediness For It ? Being Independent is Beyond The Confined Of Work but also In Decision,Choices and What not. If I don't Ask You For It, Would You Ask Me For It when You Need It ? By Your Post,Its safe To say You wouldn't |
usbcable: good starting point.Definitely Bro, Definitely. Save For Ancelotti Though, I Fear His Subsequent Tactics In Positioning Our Defense Line, I Feel He isn't Applying Much Of What He Ought To Know. I Mean, The Defense Has Never Impressed Me and Lotti's Term Isn't Helping Matters at All. |
[quote author=homesteady][/quote]Don't Worry, We Have The Recipe To Pull a Stunning Show Being Over and Above Yours Truly. |
AjanleKoko: Highest goal scoring team . . . with zero titlesLoL AjanleKoKo, I Know This Is a Trap For Me , In short an Ambush, But Let's Say I Wanna Play The Bait, You Do Know The Race For The "Titles" Isn't Over Yet. Yet We Still See Reasons To Celebrate and Dance to The Xmas Feast With a Fine Record as Highest Goal Scoring Team Playing on Our Stereo I'd Say That's a Start Na, abi wetin u think ? ![]() |
Congratulations Real Madrid , Y'all Officially The Highest Goal Scoring Team In Laliga For Year 2013. |
Cristiano Ronaldo is now the fourth leading league scorer in Real Madrid history [color=#007799]Is Something Seriously Wrong With This Portuguese ? He Just Has A Knack For Breaking,Setting Records, Bringing The End Of Competition Of His Peer Opponent Near.. LoL" [/color]I Have To Confess, I Never Really Liked Ronaldo But The Advent Of My Spanish Foes Struggling To Equal Him With a Certain Argentine "Brief in Height" Made Me See His Tallying Prowess in The Pedigree With The All Time Great Madrid Players/Legends,Worthy and Deserving.http://www.realmadrid.com/cs/Satellite/en/Actualidad_Primer_Equipo_en/1387560539484/noticia/Noticia/Cristiano_Ronaldo_is_now_the_fourth_leading_league_scorer_in_Real_Madrid_history.htm Keep It Going Son, Its Like That. ~"Hala Madrid"~ ![]() |
No be Small Christmas Break, I Just Hope They Don't Lose Form After The Festive Galore, Valencia be Proving Tough Like sey them wan win their papa. They Got Served Real" Good. |
Let's Go Boys, Make Me Proud.Hala !! |
A-40:True ![]() Its Good To Defend Your Team Portraying Optimism Driven By The Stupendous Form In Line With History Statistically, However, Still Acknowledging The Superb Stain Arsenal Has Over German Sides In History{I'd Like To Exclude Bayern Though }, That Was My Plight In The "Taming Of Tongue" Line..As For Fans Of Schalke O4, Coming To My Thread To Make Noise.. I Go First Beat Them With My Mouth o And Real Would Finish Off The Rest On The Pitch..LoLThat Would Mean Three Straight Losses For Them If They Try To Pry, Na Cry Go Be Their Song. Yes o, I dey Brag.. I no Say na Champions League and Anything Fit Happen, But errrrrrm..No |
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Hmmm You Know ,As Much As I Think Bayern Has What It Takes To Knock Arsenal Off, I Still Think Arsenal Aren't Work Over For You Guys, If I Were You Guys I'd tame My Tongue Till 90mins On Both Legs... The Same Way I Know Barca Might ,In Short Won't Go Through.. ![]() |
Tough Day I Had Today ..OoOops!! As Depshiit Predicted ..LoL" Whatever Mehn!! On Another News!!! ![]() The Champions League Draw Is What Gives Me Joy Now..hmmmm Now ,I Guess Those Boys Have Something Much More Than Los Blancos To Worry About..lol" In New Camp And Etihad Stadia They Know What Awaits Them. I Feel Their Pain Already. |
usbcable: okay he scored 8 I made a mistake with the numbers.I Have A Link That Says 10 Overall,Play-Off Included and Seven Other Reasons Why He Deserves The Ballon d'Or.. I Guess I Didn't Bother Checking On The Series Of Their Matches Played, It Could Have, and Its Indeed A Mistake... Maybe ? Ok.. ![]() |
Can You See Your Self Peddling Behind Me In A Drowning State, Gasping For Air ? Mtchww SmH"... Inshort, Lemme Go And Be Back To Clean You Up Again Like A 3months Old Sick Child With Diarrhoea . homesteady: Oga I meant crybaby Cr7CR7, Scored 10goals, Don't Be A DumbasSs, Get Informed. |
Can You See Your Self Peddling Behind Me In A Drowning State, Gasping For Air ? Mtchww SmH"... Inshort, Lemme Go And Be Back To Clean You Up Again Like A 3months Old Sick Child With Diarrhoea . |
ddippset: I didn't know I don't know I don't wanna know! Now let's assume that they both scored 10. You sincerely want to place number of appearances over automatic qualification? This is sad. I keep telling you, you ve got ronaldo's d1ck so deep in your throat you re hurting him with your teeth.You Are A Fool, Most Of, Weak ! I'm Tired Of Your Petty Rants Like Girl Pregnant With Myopia And Failure To Retreat When Defeated. So Why Does Numbers Not Count Over Qualification Now, When They Both Qualified Indeed, ? You See How Ridiculous You Seem To Your Self Now And The Entire Barcelona Fan Pride ? Two Words For You, "Give Up |
ddippset: lol, aren't you working anymore? Bvtthurt? No vaseline? No k-y? This braided worm still insists on comparing someone who couldn't qualify automatically to messi who did with 2 games to spare. You must be possessed by a re+arded ghost!For as long as you keep ronaldo's d1ck on your head all day all night like a commercial you are always gonna be a d1ck head.My Ongoing Posting On Nairaland amidst My Dressing To Attend To My Work Of Life, Is A Testament To My Prowess, My Versatility , Doing So Many Things At The Same Time, While Still Attending To Morons Like You Lot. Something Your ilk Aint Familiar With , Remember ? ![]() I Await Your Foolish And Weakness To light Again. ![]() |
homesteady: Lies! He scored 8 in 10 matches! ddippset: lol, aren't you working anymore? Bvtthurt? No vaseline? No k-y? For as long as you keep ronaldo's d1ck on your head like a commercial you are always gonna be a d1ck head. ddippset: I didn't even bother to check. So he actually scored 8? Lol.Which World Cup Qualifiers Have You Been Abreast To, The One Your Girlfriend Whispered To Your Ears Or The One We Sport Heads Are Aware Of ? LoL You Guys Dumbness Is Second To None, Not To Mention Squirming At The Same Time. So Dipshiit Didn't Truly Know ? Oya , Educate Your Self And Thank Me Not.. ![]() http://www.sportlive.co.za/soccer/international/2013/09/11/messi-converts-two-penalties-for-10-goals-in-qualifiers |
ddippset: lol. You just keep explaining how you need to work, how you need to do something real quick, how my disses are baby stuff bla bla bla but you re definitely hurt in your head tru your bvtthole all the way up. You will not concentrate and you re gonna have a fvcked up day cus you will keep running back here out of pain to see what I put up. Lol. I wouldn't use any big words for you, so u could comprehend. infact I wish I had a lower IQ so we could understand each other better.You Sound As Though You Need A Lesson To Buttress Your Weakness, Assembling Your Characteristics For All To See Without Being Asked, ![]() -Low IQ -FreakyFreak -Constant Nostalgia by My Posts -Foolery -Ability To Embarrass Self,Etc,Etc. I'm Tired Of Upgrading You To An Ant From The Slow Worm You Are, Coming At Me With That Weak Font Of A Character In Diss" "LoL I Feel I Should Train You... ![]() Trust Me, You'll Learn Better Than Your Girl. Don't Worry, We Definitely Don't and Can't Understand Each Other With Your Myopic and Cerebral Frailty... You Only Understand, The Word "Under", Which Is Where I Put You All The Time You Try To Appear Seemingly Opposite. ![]() |
ddippset: so much anger brewing up inside this n1twit. You just a big joke. Wipe off your make up and pull off your bum short. What an irony, how can SWITDICK be pvssy?You're indeed a Retarded Somebody With Your Recycled Lines...I'm The One That Has Been Laughing Out Loud Since Last Night At The Hallmark and Legendary Stupidity Of Your Foolishness and Low and Dry Jokes. I'm Sure You Know What The Irony Is Now ? |
ddippset: you are so so stvpid, am sure you are even tired of having you around. See all the gibberish you typed, oops so much anger. Only the don in a league of f00ls would compare a player who qualified automatically to one who couldn't qualify portugal ahead of russia and had to do play offs. So you would get so audacious to compare ronaldo's feat in the qualifiers to messi's? And you get so comfortable advertising your stvpidity on nairaland. Keeping a big dictionary by your side doesn't show how intelligent you are. You think you witty, well you re probalbly half right!Still Reciting The Same Old Tired Reason To Dispute The Undisputed Champion Player Ahead Of Your Failure For A Midget huh ? Someone That Qualified His Team Country In The Qualifiers With His Hat-Trick, His 10goals In 9 appearances Compared To Your Midget With Same 10goals In 14 appearances Now You Seem Weak And Dense With Fatigue and Mockery At The Same Time . As For Keeping a Dictionary By My Side, Well, You alone Know What You Do Hence You Expose Your Self , Maybe You Should try Being Me By Following Suit Let's See What You'd Bring To Fore Upon Your Dictionary, oooh Wait, Since You Know And Hence Say It, That Means You've Been Doing It And Still Type Out This Literal DeepShiit Like Your Dull Smashed Brain.Smh" |
ddippset: surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.Did I Hear a Dummy Say I'm Not In Any Way Near People With Intellect ?? How Can You Know An "I" in A Of Word Of "Intellect" When Going By Your Posts You Wouldn't Even Spell Correctly, Seems Like Your Pulse Fails You Again Out Of Fear Of Being Whooped ![]() Straight Jacket Indeed, I'll Tell You What's Also Straight, Your Balls ![]() Reciting Baby Lines Like Some Nursery Pupil, hahahahaha Manchin" Who Do You Think You're ? Your Skewed Sense Betrayed You As The Hypocritical Cry Baby You Are, On Seeing My Handle You Automatically Assume Sh1t Like A Dullard Without Making Preparations, Look Who's Been Seen As The Mechanical Failure ? |
You Enjoy Nipping In The Bud Huh ? Running And Smiling Like A Coward You Are. ![]() You Pick The Wrong Thread ,More so, Your Wrong Guy |
I Thought So Too

Don't Y'all Love The Female Mind ?.. So Self Deluded ,So Self Entitled Assurance, Smh~ Credence Number 2
}, That Was My Plight In The "Taming Of Tongue" Line..