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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 6:05pm On Nov 16, 2013
philfearon: Football Its a pity if folks like u proclaim themselves football analyst,yet are blind to simple facts.....
It is 10yrs ago since ur darling White Merengues won UCL!
It is Exactly 10yrs ago since anyone from Your Club won anything Fifa best!
The last time i checked,Ur dear Merengue has won only 3league titles in 9yrs! Still within this period,ur darling club has wasted over €1.2billion on players and projects that are yet to yield fruits and are total waste of time!
The last time i checked,CR7 has not won anytin European in Madrid colours apart from 2012 overall European league topscorers........its even a pity,cuz i saw u say he scores a lot of goals!
The last time i checked,CR7 and the Entire Madrid foundation were begging the world to vote for him in the upcoming Fifa balon d'or{as if Winning it is based on silly public sympathy}.........
Bro,if am u,i will shut up....You sure dont know the definition of success...The last time i checked,CR7 is still the player with the highest PK taken! Little wonder how he scores goals!
13league matches,5PK's already!!! Smh!
OoH , So its about the achievement Of respective Clubs now ?

No ,I say you should shove whatever yardstick You use as your weapon to claim the dot on an 'I' against the white down Your bias Throat.

How do you ascertain what Success is in Football ?...

By an achievement of a certain player in a club ?...

Who aside the midget in your club comes close to being an all time great player ?

Your analogy you brought to fore to help buttress your vague point was Flawed and used against you still.

What about consistency and record breaking" you think they aren't a benchmark for supremacy in Football ?

Fact still remains that, When it comes to overall accomplishment and achievement ,your dear club comes second to the white, live with that, I don't know what it feels like to play a second fiddle, but with your rants I sure can imagine !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 4:48pm On Nov 16, 2013
philfearon: I see with Your replies that You didnt even undastand What i was trying to bring afore from your cognition....The idea of the examples i made i simply to let You know that "The time of C.Ronaldo has passed.." But peepz like u are still too blind to see this!!
Have You Not Proved Your Bias With This Post Of Yours ...?

If You Don't Know How to Argue Coherently dealing With Facts and Statistics as to What Football entails, Why not Take a Seat and Learn ?

What Do You Call Someone Whose "Time" has Passed( as You Say It ),Predominately Topping Charts on Every Spheres Of Football ?

Highest Goal Scoring affinity !

Both in Laliga and Ucl huh ?

Your Midget Doesn't Seem to be Keeping his own End Up to "Agility" but Subjected to
Unfitness ,Isn't this his Prime" or "Time" as you Put it ?

I'd Like To Think You and Your ilk forming Forces against The Whites" are Just Haters Of Good record..LoL

DeaL With Your Club's Stale and Never Progressing Record while We Celebrate Ours, If You aren't bias as You Claim...
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 1:33pm On Nov 02, 2013
I Guess They'd Have To Take A Pot Luck On That...

Listen To Me ,If You Fear Me Don't Say So...

Just Lemme Find Out By Ya Notes,I Certainly Won't Be Tha One Regretting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 5:01pm On Oct 23, 2013
usbcable: true the referee erroneously cancelled Real Madrids legit goals during the Malaga match.

but i believe Barca wont.be that lucky.
Hahaha i Love that...as much i know how weak we kinda are right now, my Fear for Barca exist not.....
RomanceRe: How Long Can A Relationship Without Intimacy Last ? by switdick(m):
Well, i am not gonna be in denial by corroding the truth therein and say that it is impossible, as y'all can tell, depite my provocative handle i am not one who reforms or undermines truth by passing the wrong knowledge Just for Selfish reasons........


The Same way Foolish girls and guys are born everyday, is the same way wise ones are too, so i say i wont say anything devoid of what the truth is [Just so a girl can fall prey to my sexual predatory claws]....which is ''Yes'' its possible .

But then again, it takes the purest grace of God, those that are truly righteous at heart and are virgins, or arent virgins but changed and are truly God fearing...

However if you're socially inclined to other vices , i have to be sincere and realistic with you that it is impossible because you are not saintly riched in all facets of religious helm, and no man wants to be fooled by a woman that fakes.

Every man wants to accord himself a huge degree of wisdom and refrain from being called that phrase...''mumu'' yes because some girls are that unclean and evil......lol


In your case she claims to be God fearing and still insists on sleeping in same bed as you forgetting what that act can yield..., if you as a man feel she seduces you in some way unknown to her by sleeping with you perhaps with her sexy nighty or gown,then you try your manly prowess too......errrrmmmmm like letting her see your hard on etc....Then its even, lets see whether she wont be tempted....
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: A Lecturer Speaks by switdick(m):
I have to be honest, this whole situation seem Laughable to me with ASUU as a body thinking they have the Federal Govt by the Jugular,Like we dont all know the end results to things Like this.


Considering the history of this whole Saga between these two Non corruption-Free bodies in this country and how the FG evades the gruesome situation phased by our educational system posed at their awareness by ASUU, what moral effect and Solution has been brewed ?


I have to say that i am indeed in support of what the prof said about funding'' the system for better yielding of expertise and professional dishing effect academically. However, i have a troubling question for the prof himself,..........


1) Should the Fed'' not consent to the terms of this strike on wheels by ASUU and their bid to profer a better educational platform due to Lack or insufficient funds by the FG to meet with the unscrupulous demand from ASUU.......?


............What happens next?.....

Ooh the prof already said and i quote from his previous premise.>>>


In my mind, there are a few possibilities:
1. The strike goes on for so long (next year?)
and some ASUU guys just get tired and say
"what the heck, lets call off and let the schools
do whatever they can to raise IGR. That means
astronomical fees)



3. Government shifts ground much faster (and
ASUU shifts likewise) because the groundswell
of public opinion is so much against them that they become afraid they will lose control.
I am hoping for option 3, and that is part of
why I am trying so hard to let everyone know
what the stakes are so we can mount more
pressure on government.


Ok i know you went with Option 3'' as what you'd prefer but i choose to single out option 1 as an affirmative nod to what the federal Govt would want as you have earlier stated hence agreeing to astronomical fees from students just to have an increment in ''internally generated revenue?....hmmmmm.....

Prof, wouldnt this defy your stance as a body(ASUU) for the masses{students} thus as credence to being against us the masses?....

If you agree to this whole process of an alternate solution, then why the inception of an incessant strike in the first place when you and your colleagues are suppose to be for us and against the FG's plight and unreasonable negotiations?...

please note, i already agree to funding and that one party has to pay,but not in support of the strike to the detriment of students still having the notion of what the defeat of not winning the FG' will bring. ..

Im sorry to say that the Non transparency in Govt bodies,FG included doesnt help matters as well and i dont trust ASUU either to profer a changing plot in our educational system, why now?, going by how we know of the illicitness and unhealthy corruption industry this nation embraces.

Surely you dont expect the FG to just dole out that sum which i consider a ransom easily and freely.....lol...e no go work..!

Both bodies are corrupt and although we need a change but not with this on-going strike. And what is it with NLC threatening theirs as well, is this some form of distraction in support of the FG' in the bid to deter this already sad state from seeing the light courtesy ASUU demand ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:07pm On Oct 03, 2013
^^Then You Can Liken Alves's Entire Career = 5years.......That would be a Balance Square. wink LoL..
FashionRe: Beverly Osu And Melvin Oduah On Complete Fashion Magazine Cover by switdick(m): 6:51pm On Oct 03, 2013
Na wa For Some people o!

How can Someone call Bev Ugly. ?

That Beverly Girl is Far From it.....

Well,Since its about Opinion and everyone is entitled to One,I will Just leave it like that without insults slinging and all sorts,even if some anonymous face ,be it,a troll or a shrek say Otherwise.

However, It is Of My Opinion that those Calling her ugly are with a Wack Sense of Identification" ,Meager Sense Of Style" ,Lack Of Everything that has to do with Sight Value and Second Sight"...LoL"

lipsrsealed ~#NoComment.~
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 7:30pm On Sep 19, 2013
Wanna Know What Beige Feels Like...

Tried All,

But Black n White still My Fav"...And I'm Not Talking About Race .
Forum GamesRe: Words Ending With 'ing' by switdick(m): 7:11pm On Sep 19, 2013
Ding
RomanceRe: How Does He Feel??? by switdick(m): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2013
I don't think, I know you're too desperate.

How do You Explain Jumping the Gun ahead Of a Man regarding Marriage. ?

Left to Me, I'd Say Just get a ring and Propose to him and get it done and over with already....

Talking about Reading the Bible and Not Romance Novel..lol, So you Kinda Know the Man does the Proposing,Yet You Instigate It, devising an already early thought Off Plan For it to happen, Not Just When he Wants it but When you do..

Girl Ya Desperate, and It Might hurt you.

To be honest with You, I think you have a reason to be this eager to Marry him....

Maybe You Want a Kid F̶r̶o̶m̶ With him and Later dump his A$sS at the end Of it all...

Maybe, Just Maybe!!

#MixedBloodThings!
RomanceRe: FYI Ladies: Did You Know Cooking For Your Man Means You're manliness-WHIPPED?! by switdick(m): 10:11am On Sep 18, 2013
gbaky_floor: Most Nigerian girls cook, clean and take care their boyfriends. In fact I can categorically say, it is hard for any naija girl not to cook for her naija man.

My principle in life towards unmarried couple is do not accord yourself the right of a married couple.
The right" here holds no significant value but highlights more on the worthiness to be Married...

If you and your spouse as Unmarried Couple don't exhibit these rights having the notion as aspiring "husband and wife", how would it come to a reality ?

Now doesn't this defy your principle ?

Wouldn't you put to check the worth Of your soon to become half prior Marriage to be sure she's worthy to fill you thus becoming a whole" Courtesy you and her ?..

What I understand by this thread is Simple, Core Family Values which in no doubt has Zero traits of non-cultural practices,either westernized or otherwise.

Its civility in its purest form,depicting good mannerism,affection,Love,care and what not....

The girl C" even let them know her guy cooks for her as well, didn't she ?

Need I say, that even the Westerners look up to certain African Value as this...They know they've Lost such practices born out of Civility.

Cooking for each other is a warmly and Just gesture demonstrating Love,Care Propagating Oneness brewed out of Civilization ,not the Otherwise.

Anything Contrary to that is a False Phase Of life which in my Opinion is One of the wrongs of Westernization....

You must not imbibe all cultural lifestyle from that Sub-Factor.
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 11:31am On Sep 16, 2013
Monday Morning,Monday Boring!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
usbcable: Pally
welcome jare.

Hope you good?
Na only Perez, Ancelloti and zidane see sense inside the sale of ozil.
and the yawa don dey show small small now. make we see how they will handle their lack of foresight.

na all of us (fans and players join together) dey vex for them. instead of shutting up they try black mailing the poor kid (i felt like smacking the molar and premolar outta perez mouth).


as for this season, aint exepecting nada too. not with the display seen yesterday.
I'm Good homie, Omo ehnn, I was stunned on hearing that Ozil's transfer to Arsenal,of all our players Ozil...I mean, Ozil ??

Not even Di maria" ?

What is Up with Madrid and their board Losing Credible Legs like Ozil Just cuz we got Isco ? A player I consider amateur even with his Skills he still wouldn't deliver with Consistency the Passes Ozil does, I mean , ...I'm Just not Up for sports this Season,I won't lie o...

Let's not Mention the Careless Signing of Bale....

Suffice it to say,I'm More hurt and Concerned about the departure of Our Offensive Mid-fielder...
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 12:59am On Sep 15, 2013
I'm Thinking..Mehnnnn its been a while now.

Something Like 300years I last typed here.

Just like a Vampire,I'm Now use to Fangs and What not..can't type well again on nairaland...hmmmm all these technology ehnnn... Where are the right buttons ??.Lmao

Smh

I'm tired jor!!!
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by switdick(m): 12:48am On Sep 15, 2013
Caro- Starboy. Wizkid...lol

I like this song no be small..smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 12:39am On Sep 15, 2013
usbcable: and the idiot was being benched along with casillas the world of sports was busy crucifying mourinho instead of seeing through their dislike for the man and see the rtu color of things then.
lol"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 12:38am On Sep 15, 2013
Where are my Hala madrid fams?..lol..

Mehn, its been like.....Donkey Yearz!!!

I miss nairaland die!

As for my team,hmmmmm this season seem a tad different. I think the only thing I like for now is the "Jersey"..lol

This ozil's exit just fueled my displease"

I dey vex o....usbcable whatsup mehn ??
HealthRe: Guys, How Often Do You Change Your Boxer Shorts? by switdick(m): 12:21am On Sep 15, 2013
ozo_emeka: 2 nights? you mofuckas are disgusting
Disgusting you say ?

I'll tell you what is disgusting, your plastic reasoning"

What is wrong with two nights when I know my body hygiene ?

Surely you didn't expect me to elaborate on not engaging in extra activities such as exercise etc...

Omo easy o, I said two nights isn't bad doesn't mean I don't take mine off a day sometimes depending on temperature and body sweats clinging....

were we asked the circumstances ??

How often?,....in my case,its every so often" it doesn't elapse two nights on days of freshness..lol

Y'all should ask your selves what you're really wearing,maybe its tight panties..lolz

In that case I suggest every shower hour !!
RomanceRe: Describe Ds Guy In One Word by switdick(m): 7:22pm On Jun 06, 2013
[color=#007799] LoL[/color]
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 4:28pm On Jun 06, 2013
[color=#007799] Can I Get a B" an E" and a ER" before I resume Service on this Pretty Looking Female Looking at Me Like a Patient In need Of extra boneLess yet haRd Flesh in between her shocked ...You Know What and What not" wink ?
[/color]
Forum GamesRe: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by switdick(m): 4:10pm On Jun 06, 2013
[color=#007799] Sense is What I have been trying to Make out of My Last Visit to the Past.[/color]
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 2:46pm On May 26, 2013
*Kails*:
omg i was getting lurv and didn't even see it. kiss kiss kiss

im here sweetie.
new username that's all. cool
[color=#007799]Oh DarLing! kiss

Kails and MzDarkSkin ??

I See smiley [/color]
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Thinking? by switdick(m): 12:42pm On May 25, 2013
[color=#007799]Who Will be Tonight's Champion between Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund ?....Quite a Game to Watch. [/color]
EducationRe: IMSU Expels 60 Students Over Poor Grades by switdick(m):
[color=#007799]The degree of IMSU criticism here on this thread by Posters Just goes to Show that "Empty Vessel" makes the loudest noise.........

Imo State as a Whole is Known For its ambiance of Literacy and an Embodiment of Enlightened Indigenous Groups Of Peeps...

The Acting VC ratified something talked about on many Nigerian Uni's But Never really implemented and Now Posters here are saying the east this, the students are dummies that" and all sorts of Uncouth and discouraging stuff.....

Where in the world dont they have Less than average students with poor grade points let alone Nigerian Universities ??

My God!!!

Is this not suppose to be a good thing coming From the State Uni ,encouraging students to further study hard so as to pick brains with better grades as proof ??

Just because some students were expelled via Results broadcast ,which by the way,not many 9ja Uni's do, doesn't mean the School is poor in standard but rather high in it !!....smh"

I think we Should be applauding them rather than causing a False Stereotype that the school breeds dummies...

Abi don't they also have brilliant Students ?
Na wa o. [/color]
Forum GamesRe: What Are You Doing Right Now? by switdick(m): 7:59pm On May 24, 2013
[color=#007799]I'm Watching MisFit on My Laptop tongue ..[/color]
Music/RadioRe: Naeto C Quits Storm Records by switdick(m): 9:55pm On May 23, 2013
[color=#007799]Yes Boss! cool [/color]
PoliticsRe: Chinua Achebe Lying In State In Awka (Picture) by switdick(m):
van bonattel: If he is not a stark illiterate, introduce him to google.
[color=#007799] LoL"grin

Or Maybe,He Should resort to asking Questions Of The Icon From Children in Elementary School before Things Start Falling Apart For Him....[/color]
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Doesn't Give Me Anything by switdick(m):
MizEmerald: i don't need advice from a hypocrite like u,so seal dat ur maggot infested mouth
[color=#007799] OUch!!

Smh For you girl!

So because She's a She dishing Similar advice With the HE's on here about your Failed reasoning of what relationship entails,makes her Hypocrite" ??

LoL" ....Nah , take it easy on Ya SelF"

Just because its a Norm in the society you grew in doesn't make it right does it ??

What you Should be doing is paying heed to what you're being told here ,Which isn't far From Truth thus a New leaf You'd turn over, and Stop demanding,even when you do, shouldn't be on the grounds of False Favor(SeXxX) you think you bestow on Him and ShoulD be reciprocated via monetary means ....LoL"

You and your ilks that "Think" aLike on this Thread Failed at " Charity begins at Home" Mannerism..

That Girl Just gave her Opinion on What is right and Just, even when you know She's on point to Truism, You acted The Typical below average Naija Girl and set in your emotional bias" ...

You See, we Men aren't wrong with the numerous vile Threads about our Women, No Matter how they Try to say " Is the kinda Girl you associate with" and bla bla bla...LoL

The Light" (Truth) always Finds it Way Out, Thanks to People Like you that help create its path...LoL" [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 12:23am On May 18, 2013
[color=#007799]Kai!! My Madrid ...smh"

Well, better Luck Next time...its all I got to say...

And am out jare....Need this rest Like sey Na me Play ball ..LoL grin[/color]

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