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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:31am On Dec 16, 2013
Its A Monday Morning Here ,I Need Not Remind You Of Work and Business Of People With Great Caliber, I'm Sure It'd Be Hard Again For You To Construe Knowing What A GoffBag You Are..lol

I'll Have Your Time At Intervals When I'm Less Busy, Your Baby Jabs Wouldn't Have Me Rushing On Nairaland To Adjust You Back To Normalcy. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:22am On Dec 16, 2013
If I Was/am A Rapper, That Should Be A Feather In My Cap, Its More Reason I Should Cover You Like A Small Head That You're .

You Sound Injured Too Soon, Talking About Piss Reeks Of Ronaldo's Perfume.Bla Bla Bla Bla Like The Toddler You Are.

Foolish Foooool, I Told You If You Decide To Tow Down This Road With Me ,You Won't Be Seen As That Deep Shiiit You Are But A Losers Story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:15am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.
Shut The FuCcK Up You Imbecil.ic Swine, Whining Like A Possie On What Doesn't Hold Water, See Who's Missing The Lines Of Our Debate, You Were Asked To Tell Us What Your Midget Came Up With in His Last W/cup Qualifiers Instead, You Flouted Out Of Shame In Your Face.

Its Glaring That Facts And Wisdom Eludes You, You Should be In The Boiling Pot Of Vultures To The Monkeys In Barcelona.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:10am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.
Your Assertions Are Air bags, What A Waste, You Decided To Get Killed Today By Being Dumb On This Thread With Your Dead Lines...I Should Never Have Given You The Honor Of Seeing Your Self Fit To Debate Me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:58pm On Dec 15, 2013
Is This The Best Of Barcelona's Fan On Nairaland ? shocked

How Could They Let A Fiddler Crab Like You Sprawl On A High Pedigree Thread Like This With All Your Nonsense Lines..

SmH"

I Aint Even Mad Yet, should You Decide To Pull My Button Is A Shredded Piece Of You That Would Debate Me On This Thread .

Get Your Sh1t Together And Keep In Line With The Order Of Your Very Vague,Futile Sarcasm On Discussion, Don't Refrain From It, You Try You Turn To Sprig I Could Destroy Like Messi's Career.

@Dipshiit And Phil..., Two Stupeed Fools..lol"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
ddippset: lol. I couldn't understand how on earth your p1ss would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your sp1t would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your urine would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your sem*n would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your blood would ooze off ronaldo's perfume! Damn it's almost like you ate 10 ronaldos.
shocked Jeeeeeezuz!!! grin

How Did I Miss This Post ? I'm Sure You Hid It Huh ?..LoL

You Know You Have Proven Beyond Doubt That You're Such a Child With No Punchlines To Throw ...Putting A Fly In The Ointment Of Your Own Crass Logic Huh ? grin

You Are Dead Meat If You Decide To Tow Down That Road With Me,You Misguided Queer Baby, Talking About Me And CR7's Piss In a Line Is You Speaking Off Your Loose Anus From The Thrusts Of Messi's Boot .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
philfearon: Tell him o bro!
I remember making a simple illustration of:
A full fit Messi in 2012=91
A full fit Ronaldo in 2013=?
The Dickhead used his silly antics to bypass the question! Just didnt want to stress further shaa....
As i said,A full fit Ronaldo can only compete with an Injured Messi!
You're A Monkey Wearing a Jersey With The Inscription "I Love Being A Monkey"..

What Bypass Are You Referring To ? The One You Lack The Knowledge Of Or The One Your Knowledge about Would Send You Dead Silent On This Thread Forever ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:29pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: you re not even listening to him and to youraself even. Maybe he needs to paint you a picture. Apparently you're so poor you can't even afford to pay attention.
shocked shocked

I Can't Believe You Used That 5Th Grader's Liner On a Thread That Deals With Intellect ?

You Really Have Nerves To Magnify Your Stupidity Regardless Of The Peril You're In.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2013
usbcable: The midget scored 10 in 14 matches
while Ronnie scored 10 in 9 matches

Comprehend the ratios?
As If He Doesn't Know That ?

The Retard Was Scared To Type That So He'd Realize What A Scooby doo He Is grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2013
Inshort, Lemme Go And Tidy Something Real Quick And I'll Be Back For More Fun ! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:10pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: As usual,the Result of a defeat is Frustration which is usually shown by cursing and calling of names!!
The next step is to Run Away!
I laugh in Pamplona...
You Seem To Be Using That Word "Defeat" More Frequently Than I'd Expect.

Look Up Your Dumb Posts I quoted To Put You Back On Check who's Boss ?

You Defeat What ? ... grin You Better Run o, Because That Is What You Know Best..

You Defy The Sarcasm Streak By Your Petty Direct Insults and I Had To Bring You Back To The Order Of Things,By Following Suit and You're Crying .."Insult" ? ..

You Guys are Really Some Guarantors For ReTards Or What ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:04pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: messi scored 10 goals and qualified argentina automatically with 2 games to spare. He was argentina's top scorer and southamerican top scorer. Comprehende'?
So Messi Scored Just 10 shocked In How Many Appearance ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:01pm On Dec 15, 2013
Debating With No Iota Of Tact Pointers But Illusion tricks, Tryna Prove Wrong To Be Right ? ..LoL grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:59pm On Dec 15, 2013
You And Your Dipshitty Man Should Be On A Buss to Hell Cauldron For Being Such Squirming Dullards ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:56pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Words of a Defeated Dichead!!
Good to know You know South Americans rule!
You're a Fool With This Conclusion Of Yours...

I Have Entertained Your Foolery Enough, You Wanna Sing a Song Now For Your Loss ?

I don't Wanna Cuff You To Your Last Resort Of Childishness... If For Anything, Your Failure To Get down To Brass Tacks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Well,your name is Dîck,and you surely have a Dîckhead..If not,you would have seen [b]That {1}i asked You a Question,and {2}That Messi Scored 91goals in a year,and {3}That you should fill in the gap!
I Think my Handle Suits You Better Even Though You Don't Have The Prowess Of The Title grin

And What Was Your Rhetorical Question Again ?..

Asking Is Evident To A Failed Research, You Don't Get To Ask ,Should I Remind You ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2013
I'm Still Waiting For A Compare And Contrast Data Between The Two O... Anyone ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2013
CR7 Shouldn't be In The League Of You South Americans ,Nah...

He's European nau...lol"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:46pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: lol. He doesn't even know that messi was the top scorer in the south american zone! Of course he wouldn't, he aint sober yet.
LoL, I shouldn't Keep Tabs With a Meager Count , nah, ..

You Tell Us , And His Appearances as Well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:44pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: More reason why You should go and sleep!
grin No, More Reason I Should Stay And Give You Both Caps To Fit Your Misery . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:43pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Nope!
#fact is,An injured Messi is the right and Most Fair Competitive level playing Ground for Ronaldo..
A full fit Messi is a Cheat,and the Playing ground aint fair again!
How About an Illustration:
A full fit Lionel Messi in 2012=91goals
A full fit Ronaldo in 2013=?

P:S-fill in the gap{question mark}!
You Brought The Record, You Tell Us How many Goals He Got ?

Its Not Like Messi's Spectacular Measure Isn't Akin To That Of Ronaldo's ...

Tell Me What He Did That CR7 Didn't ? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:40pm On Dec 15, 2013
That Reminds Me, Dippshit", Kindly Tell Us How Many Goals Messi Scored For Argentina During The World Cup Qualifiers... ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:38pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: irony of all. Messi's 45 game him the pichichi shoe, the europen golden shoe, the la liga medal and the super cup medal. And ronaldo has 67 goals, worthless goals. Maybe he needs to tie his 67 goals on a twine and hang them across his chest and of course you and you alone would know if its a hairy chest or not.
No, He'll Hang Them Over And Above Barcelona's Record Fence . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:36pm On Dec 15, 2013
And Here I Was ,Thinking I Ran Outta What To Type But This Goons Keep Stringing Me Back On Track To Sound Them..

You Both Like My FootStep/Print Huh ? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:34pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: leave that sh1t alone. My girl is safe with you. If I left her with you for 365 nights, I'd still marry her a virgin not cus you ster1le but cus you simply don't do girls,
A Handle Inspired By Your Girl ?..

I Said That You Were High On Gerrado's Piss But Didn't Know You also Eat His Poo too cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: leave that sh1t alone. My girl is safe with you. If I left her with you for 365 nights, I'd still marry her a virgin not cus you ster1le but cus you simply don't do girls,
This Is a Dry Joke That Would Cost Your Job As a Comedian.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:30pm On Dec 15, 2013
I Like How Y'all Know And Assume Your Position, As The Back Tire While The Blancos" Drives You People., grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:28pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: You probably dont know What else to say cuz All Your defensive lines are broken!! See who is Talking of "GOALS!"
Before you slip up again,manage this defeat and go and sleep!!
I didn't Mince Words When I called Messi's AsSs Kissers Cry Babies.... grin

Ronaldo Got The Spot Of The Highest Goal Scorer In The 2013 Calender And Still Counting....

Going By Messi's Meager 45", I don't Think You'd Want a Debate On That , If Your Defense Line Is His Injury, Isn't that a Cry Baby's yelp ? ..LoL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:22pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Okay! The "you guys are indeed many...." includes your Presido who told us to let him know When our Midget is for sale, and your club Captain lol! Your captain even thinks 'a certain CB whose 2nd name is Redcard' is more deserving of the Award than The World Famous cry baby! Talk of infiltrating and Breaking ranks! And then i heard the World Famous cry baby crying saying:
"i am not happy,and Madrid Know why!"
From Your Pointers ,One Would Easily conclude That Messi's AsSs Kissers are The Cry Babies...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:20pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: proof? You need proof? No you don't! What you need is to wriggle off that ronaldo 'SWITD1CK'. that's exactly what you need to do. Cus as long as you're on it, no proof is proof enough for you. Tell me when you're sobber so I could send you proof with a diagram or two to go along with it!
grin

I'd Leave Messi's Girl Friend To Inspire That, The Same Way Dippshit's Girl Did Mine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Signs of Envy already?
Still looking forward to When a 'certain cry baby' will rack up a 91 goal tally in a year!! Anyway,in his dreams,he can shaa!
You Do Know That Its Not Just Bagging Numbers, Its By Attaining Top Spot,That Means Highest Goal Scorer ... Goals ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:10pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Signs of Envy already?
Still looking forward to When a 'certain cry baby' will rack up a 91 goal tally in a year!! Anyway,in his dreams,he can shaa!
Huh ?... Did I Just Read The Word "Envy" ? shocked

Surely, Going By How You Guys Have Been Subjected To Perpetual Second Fiddle" In Success, You Must Be Familiar with That Word In Act,Style Of Argument.

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