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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:03pm On Dec 16, 2013
usbcable: okay he scored 8 I made a mistake with the numbers.

he had a greater goal to game ratio then.

and BTW

like Messi he also did not play two matches due to injury since it seems messi's injury is now another criteria to measure his superbness.

Injury ko injury ni.

rubbishness
I Have A Link That Says 10 Overall,Play-Off Included and Seven Other Reasons Why He Deserves The Ballon d'Or..

I Guess I Didn't Bother Checking On The Series Of Their Matches Played, It Could Have, and Its Indeed A Mistake... Maybe ?

Ok.. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:33am On Dec 16, 2013
Can You See Your Self Peddling Behind Me In A Drowning State, Gasping For Air ?

Mtchww

SmH"...

Inshort, Lemme Go And Be Back To Clean You Up Again Like A 3months Old Sick Child With Diarrhoea .

homesteady: Oga I meant crybaby Cr7 grin
CR7, Scored 10goals, Don't Be A DumbasSs, Get Informed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:30am On Dec 16, 2013
Can You See Your Self Peddling Behind Me In A Drowning State, Gasping For Air ?

Mtchww

SmH"...

Inshort, Lemme Go And Be Back To Clean You Up Again Like A 3months Old Sick Child With Diarrhoea .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:23am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: I didn't know I don't know I don't wanna know! Now let's assume that they both scored 10. You sincerely want to place number of appearances over automatic qualification? This is sad. I keep telling you, you ve got ronaldo's d1ck so deep in your throat you re hurting him with your teeth.
You Are A Fool, Most Of, Weak !

I'm Tired Of Your Petty Rants Like Girl Pregnant With Myopia And Failure To Retreat When Defeated.

So Why Does Numbers Not Count Over Qualification Now, When They Both Qualified Indeed, ?

You See How Ridiculous You Seem To Your Self Now And The Entire Barcelona Fan Pride ?

Two Words For You, "Give Up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:19am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: lol, aren't you working anymore? Bvtthurt? No vaseline? No k-y? This braided worm still insists on comparing someone who couldn't qualify automatically to messi who did with 2 games to spare. You must be possessed by a re+arded ghost!For as long as you keep ronaldo's d1ck on your head all day all night like a commercial you are always gonna be a d1ck head.
My Ongoing Posting On Nairaland amidst My Dressing To Attend To My Work Of Life, Is A Testament To My Prowess, My Versatility , Doing So Many Things At The Same Time, While Still Attending To Morons Like You Lot.

Something Your ilk Aint Familiar With , Remember ? grin

I Await Your Foolish And Weakness To light Again. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:14am On Dec 16, 2013
homesteady: Lies! He scored 8 in 10 matches!
fifa.com/worldcup/preliminaries/europe/statistics/topscorers.html (put www. in front)

Not even forgetting the fact that Messi was injured in some games
ddippset: lol, aren't you working anymore? Bvtthurt? No vaseline? No k-y? For as long as you keep ronaldo's d1ck on your head like a commercial you are always gonna be a d1ck head.
ddippset: I didn't even bother to check. So he actually scored 8? Lol.
Which World Cup Qualifiers Have You Been Abreast To, The One Your Girlfriend Whispered To Your Ears Or The One We Sport Heads Are Aware Of ? LoL

You Guys Dumbness Is Second To None, Not To Mention Squirming At The Same Time.

So Dipshiit Didn't Truly Know ? shocked Mehn You Keep Amusing Me With Your Laziness And Depraved Mentality.

Oya , Educate Your Self And Thank Me Not.. wink

http://www.sportlive.co.za/soccer/international/2013/09/11/messi-converts-two-penalties-for-10-goals-in-qualifiers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:50am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: lol. You just keep explaining how you need to work, how you need to do something real quick, how my disses are baby stuff bla bla bla but you re definitely hurt in your head tru your bvtthole all the way up. You will not concentrate and you re gonna have a fvcked up day cus you will keep running back here out of pain to see what I put up. Lol. I wouldn't use any big words for you, so u could comprehend. infact I wish I had a lower IQ so we could understand each other better.
You Sound As Though You Need A Lesson To Buttress Your Weakness, Assembling Your Characteristics For All To See Without Being Asked, grin

-Low IQ
-FreakyFreak
-Constant Nostalgia by My Posts
-Foolery
-Ability To Embarrass Self,Etc,Etc.

I'm Tired Of Upgrading You To An Ant From The Slow Worm You Are, Coming At Me With That Weak Font Of A Character In Diss" "LoL

I Feel I Should Train You... grin

Trust Me, You'll Learn Better Than Your Girl.

Don't Worry, We Definitely Don't and Can't Understand Each Other With Your Myopic and Cerebral Frailty...

You Only Understand, The Word "Under", Which Is Where I Put You All The Time You Try To Appear Seemingly Opposite. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:39am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: so much anger brewing up inside this n1twit. You just a big joke. Wipe off your make up and pull off your bum short. What an irony, how can SWITDICK be pvssy?
You're indeed a Retarded Somebody With Your Recycled Lines...I'm The One That Has Been Laughing Out Loud Since Last Night At The Hallmark and Legendary Stupidity Of Your Foolishness and Low and Dry Jokes.

I'm Sure You Know What The Irony Is Now ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:36am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: you are so so stvpid, am sure you are even tired of having you around. See all the gibberish you typed, oops so much anger. Only the don in a league of f00ls would compare a player who qualified automatically to one who couldn't qualify portugal ahead of russia and had to do play offs. So you would get so audacious to compare ronaldo's feat in the qualifiers to messi's? And you get so comfortable advertising your stvpidity on nairaland. Keeping a big dictionary by your side doesn't show how intelligent you are. You think you witty, well you re probalbly half right!
Still Reciting The Same Old Tired Reason To Dispute The Undisputed Champion Player Ahead Of Your Failure For A Midget huh ?

Someone That Qualified His Team Country In The Qualifiers With His Hat-Trick, His 10goals In 9 appearances Compared To Your Midget With Same 10goals In 14 appearances shocked ,is a Loser ?

Now You Seem Weak And Dense With Fatigue and Mockery At The Same Time .

As For Keeping a Dictionary By My Side, Well, You alone Know What You Do Hence You Expose Your Self grin , Maybe You Should try Being Me By Following Suit Let's See What You'd Bring To Fore Upon Your Dictionary, oooh Wait, Since You Know And Hence Say It, That Means You've Been Doing It And Still Type Out This Literal DeepShiit Like Your Dull Smashed Brain.

Smh"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:48am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.
Did I Hear a Dummy Say I'm Not In Any Way Near People With Intellect ??

How Can You Know An "I" in A Of Word Of "Intellect" When Going By Your Posts You Wouldn't Even Spell Correctly, Seems Like Your Pulse Fails You Again Out Of Fear Of Being Whooped grin

Straight Jacket Indeed, I'll Tell You What's Also Straight, Your Balls grin

Reciting Baby Lines Like Some Nursery Pupil, hahahahaha

Manchin" Who Do You Think You're ?

Your Skewed Sense Betrayed You As The Hypocritical Cry Baby You Are, On Seeing My Handle You Automatically Assume Sh1t Like A Dullard Without Making Preparations, Look Who's Been Seen As The Mechanical Failure ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:34am On Dec 16, 2013
You Enjoy Nipping In The Bud Huh ?

Running And Smiling Like A Coward You Are. grin

You Pick The Wrong Thread ,More so, Your Wrong Guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:31am On Dec 16, 2013
Its A Monday Morning Here ,I Need Not Remind You Of Work and Business Of People With Great Caliber, I'm Sure It'd Be Hard Again For You To Construe Knowing What A GoffBag You Are..lol

I'll Have Your Time At Intervals When I'm Less Busy, Your Baby Jabs Wouldn't Have Me Rushing On Nairaland To Adjust You Back To Normalcy. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:22am On Dec 16, 2013
If I Was/am A Rapper, That Should Be A Feather In My Cap, Its More Reason I Should Cover You Like A Small Head That You're .

You Sound Injured Too Soon, Talking About Piss Reeks Of Ronaldo's Perfume.Bla Bla Bla Bla Like The Toddler You Are.

Foolish Foooool, I Told You If You Decide To Tow Down This Road With Me ,You Won't Be Seen As That Deep Shiiit You Are But A Losers Story.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:15am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.
Shut The FuCcK Up You Imbecil.ic Swine, Whining Like A Possie On What Doesn't Hold Water, See Who's Missing The Lines Of Our Debate, You Were Asked To Tell Us What Your Midget Came Up With in His Last W/cup Qualifiers Instead, You Flouted Out Of Shame In Your Face.

Its Glaring That Facts And Wisdom Eludes You, You Should be In The Boiling Pot Of Vultures To The Monkeys In Barcelona.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:10am On Dec 16, 2013
ddippset: surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.
Your Assertions Are Air bags, What A Waste, You Decided To Get Killed Today By Being Dumb On This Thread With Your Dead Lines...I Should Never Have Given You The Honor Of Seeing Your Self Fit To Debate Me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:58pm On Dec 15, 2013
Is This The Best Of Barcelona's Fan On Nairaland ? shocked

How Could They Let A Fiddler Crab Like You Sprawl On A High Pedigree Thread Like This With All Your Nonsense Lines..

SmH"

I Aint Even Mad Yet, should You Decide To Pull My Button Is A Shredded Piece Of You That Would Debate Me On This Thread .

Get Your Sh1t Together And Keep In Line With The Order Of Your Very Vague,Futile Sarcasm On Discussion, Don't Refrain From It, You Try You Turn To Sprig I Could Destroy Like Messi's Career.

@Dipshiit And Phil..., Two Stupeed Fools..lol"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
ddippset: lol. I couldn't understand how on earth your p1ss would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your sp1t would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your urine would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your sem*n would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your blood would ooze off ronaldo's perfume! Damn it's almost like you ate 10 ronaldos.
shocked Jeeeeeezuz!!! grin

How Did I Miss This Post ? I'm Sure You Hid It Huh ?..LoL

You Know You Have Proven Beyond Doubt That You're Such a Child With No Punchlines To Throw ...Putting A Fly In The Ointment Of Your Own Crass Logic Huh ? grin

You Are Dead Meat If You Decide To Tow Down That Road With Me,You Misguided Queer Baby, Talking About Me And CR7's Piss In a Line Is You Speaking Off Your Loose Anus From The Thrusts Of Messi's Boot .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
philfearon: Tell him o bro!
I remember making a simple illustration of:
A full fit Messi in 2012=91
A full fit Ronaldo in 2013=?
The Dickhead used his silly antics to bypass the question! Just didnt want to stress further shaa....
As i said,A full fit Ronaldo can only compete with an Injured Messi!
You're A Monkey Wearing a Jersey With The Inscription "I Love Being A Monkey"..

What Bypass Are You Referring To ? The One You Lack The Knowledge Of Or The One Your Knowledge about Would Send You Dead Silent On This Thread Forever ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:29pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: you re not even listening to him and to youraself even. Maybe he needs to paint you a picture. Apparently you're so poor you can't even afford to pay attention.
shocked shocked

I Can't Believe You Used That 5Th Grader's Liner On a Thread That Deals With Intellect ?

You Really Have Nerves To Magnify Your Stupidity Regardless Of The Peril You're In.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:24pm On Dec 15, 2013
usbcable: The midget scored 10 in 14 matches
while Ronnie scored 10 in 9 matches

Comprehend the ratios?
As If He Doesn't Know That ?

The Retard Was Scared To Type That So He'd Realize What A Scooby doo He Is grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:12pm On Dec 15, 2013
Inshort, Lemme Go And Tidy Something Real Quick And I'll Be Back For More Fun ! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:10pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: As usual,the Result of a defeat is Frustration which is usually shown by cursing and calling of names!!
The next step is to Run Away!
I laugh in Pamplona...
You Seem To Be Using That Word "Defeat" More Frequently Than I'd Expect.

Look Up Your Dumb Posts I quoted To Put You Back On Check who's Boss ?

You Defeat What ? ... grin You Better Run o, Because That Is What You Know Best..

You Defy The Sarcasm Streak By Your Petty Direct Insults and I Had To Bring You Back To The Order Of Things,By Following Suit and You're Crying .."Insult" ? ..

You Guys are Really Some Guarantors For ReTards Or What ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:04pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: messi scored 10 goals and qualified argentina automatically with 2 games to spare. He was argentina's top scorer and southamerican top scorer. Comprehende'?
So Messi Scored Just 10 shocked In How Many Appearance ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:01pm On Dec 15, 2013
Debating With No Iota Of Tact Pointers But Illusion tricks, Tryna Prove Wrong To Be Right ? ..LoL grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:59pm On Dec 15, 2013
You And Your Dipshitty Man Should Be On A Buss to Hell Cauldron For Being Such Squirming Dullards ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:56pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Words of a Defeated Dichead!!
Good to know You know South Americans rule!
You're a Fool With This Conclusion Of Yours...

I Have Entertained Your Foolery Enough, You Wanna Sing a Song Now For Your Loss ?

I don't Wanna Cuff You To Your Last Resort Of Childishness... If For Anything, Your Failure To Get down To Brass Tacks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:52pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Well,your name is Dîck,and you surely have a Dîckhead..If not,you would have seen [b]That {1}i asked You a Question,and {2}That Messi Scored 91goals in a year,and {3}That you should fill in the gap!
I Think my Handle Suits You Better Even Though You Don't Have The Prowess Of The Title grin

And What Was Your Rhetorical Question Again ?..

Asking Is Evident To A Failed Research, You Don't Get To Ask ,Should I Remind You ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:49pm On Dec 15, 2013
I'm Still Waiting For A Compare And Contrast Data Between The Two O... Anyone ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2013
CR7 Shouldn't be In The League Of You South Americans ,Nah...

He's European nau...lol"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:46pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: lol. He doesn't even know that messi was the top scorer in the south american zone! Of course he wouldn't, he aint sober yet.
LoL, I shouldn't Keep Tabs With a Meager Count , nah, ..

You Tell Us , And His Appearances as Well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:44pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: More reason why You should go and sleep!
grin No, More Reason I Should Stay And Give You Both Caps To Fit Your Misery . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:43pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Nope!
#fact is,An injured Messi is the right and Most Fair Competitive level playing Ground for Ronaldo..
A full fit Messi is a Cheat,and the Playing ground aint fair again!
How About an Illustration:
A full fit Lionel Messi in 2012=91goals
A full fit Ronaldo in 2013=?

P:S-fill in the gap{question mark}!
You Brought The Record, You Tell Us How many Goals He Got ?

Its Not Like Messi's Spectacular Measure Isn't Akin To That Of Ronaldo's ...

Tell Me What He Did That CR7 Didn't ? grin

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