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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:40pm On Dec 15, 2013
That Reminds Me, Dippshit", Kindly Tell Us How Many Goals Messi Scored For Argentina During The World Cup Qualifiers... ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:38pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: irony of all. Messi's 45 game him the pichichi shoe, the europen golden shoe, the la liga medal and the super cup medal. And ronaldo has 67 goals, worthless goals. Maybe he needs to tie his 67 goals on a twine and hang them across his chest and of course you and you alone would know if its a hairy chest or not.
No, He'll Hang Them Over And Above Barcelona's Record Fence . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:36pm On Dec 15, 2013
And Here I Was ,Thinking I Ran Outta What To Type But This Goons Keep Stringing Me Back On Track To Sound Them..

You Both Like My FootStep/Print Huh ? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:34pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: leave that sh1t alone. My girl is safe with you. If I left her with you for 365 nights, I'd still marry her a virgin not cus you ster1le but cus you simply don't do girls,
A Handle Inspired By Your Girl ?..

I Said That You Were High On Gerrado's Piss But Didn't Know You also Eat His Poo too cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:32pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: leave that sh1t alone. My girl is safe with you. If I left her with you for 365 nights, I'd still marry her a virgin not cus you ster1le but cus you simply don't do girls,
This Is a Dry Joke That Would Cost Your Job As a Comedian.. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:30pm On Dec 15, 2013
I Like How Y'all Know And Assume Your Position, As The Back Tire While The Blancos" Drives You People., grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:28pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: You probably dont know What else to say cuz All Your defensive lines are broken!! See who is Talking of "GOALS!"
Before you slip up again,manage this defeat and go and sleep!!
I didn't Mince Words When I called Messi's AsSs Kissers Cry Babies.... grin

Ronaldo Got The Spot Of The Highest Goal Scorer In The 2013 Calender And Still Counting....

Going By Messi's Meager 45", I don't Think You'd Want a Debate On That , If Your Defense Line Is His Injury, Isn't that a Cry Baby's yelp ? ..LoL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:22pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Okay! The "you guys are indeed many...." includes your Presido who told us to let him know When our Midget is for sale, and your club Captain lol! Your captain even thinks 'a certain CB whose 2nd name is Redcard' is more deserving of the Award than The World Famous cry baby! Talk of infiltrating and Breaking ranks! And then i heard the World Famous cry baby crying saying:
"i am not happy,and Madrid Know why!"
From Your Pointers ,One Would Easily conclude That Messi's AsSs Kissers are The Cry Babies...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:20pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: proof? You need proof? No you don't! What you need is to wriggle off that ronaldo 'SWITD1CK'. that's exactly what you need to do. Cus as long as you're on it, no proof is proof enough for you. Tell me when you're sobber so I could send you proof with a diagram or two to go along with it!
grin

I'd Leave Messi's Girl Friend To Inspire That, The Same Way Dippshit's Girl Did Mine.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Signs of Envy already?
Still looking forward to When a 'certain cry baby' will rack up a 91 goal tally in a year!! Anyway,in his dreams,he can shaa!
You Do Know That Its Not Just Bagging Numbers, Its By Attaining Top Spot,That Means Highest Goal Scorer ... Goals ...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:10pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Signs of Envy already?
Still looking forward to When a 'certain cry baby' will rack up a 91 goal tally in a year!! Anyway,in his dreams,he can shaa!
Huh ?... Did I Just Read The Word "Envy" ? shocked

Surely, Going By How You Guys Have Been Subjected To Perpetual Second Fiddle" In Success, You Must Be Familiar with That Word In Act,Style Of Argument.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:06pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: The World includes Les Merengues fans!
There Certainly Must Be Another Les Merengues In Your Clan... Oh GosH..You Guys Are Indeed Many...LoL"

SmH"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:05pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: and how in the name of zeus' bvtthole would you know the source of my high? Means you most definitely been sipping some yourself right? Yes of course! No other way. I don't wanna argue either, all I need to say is : messi has been VOTED already, its been leaked. so what you would do on jan 13, you might as well start now.
Of Course, You Kiss and Tell By Your Posts, One Wouldn't Need a Sayer To Tell That Gerrado's Throwaway is the Entire Catalan's Drink Bowl, With That Junkis Of an Assertion Of Messi Bagging The Ballon d'Or...

And I'm Done Laughing, I Just Need Proof,Oga,Is It Hard ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:48pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: Look, with the way you guys are going you just might catch a heart attack on jan 13. Give it up already, messi has been VOTED world player of the year 2013. Its been leaked!
There it is Again shocked

Another Fraudulent Activity Proof.

The Only Heart attack that Would ensue That Day Would Be That Of Messi's, His AsSs Kissers and Lickers for Shock Of Undeserving Syndrome. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:41pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: 627 coaches captains and journalists in the catalan clan? Lol. You a pretty funny guy jourself. And emm did you mention kelvin harts a few posts ago?
I'm Sure You Do Recognize Your Own Sarcasm wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:33pm On Dec 15, 2013
^^ grin grin

Dude, Don't Break My Ribs With Your JagaJaGa Argument.

And There I was Thinking Gerrado Martino's Piss Was Alcohol Free, ...But This Your Junk Is A Testament That You've Been Gulping His Urine.. grin

I Don't Wanna Argue With You, I Just Want You To Prove To Me How You Think Messi Can Bag That Ballon d'Or ,Please ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:15pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: that's not true! You obviously have loads of problems with captains, coaches and journalists saying he is the best since 2009.
Yea, Like I Said , Captains,Coaches and Journalists In The Catalan Clan..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:09pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: surely a great exaggeration from me but iam glad u get the message. You really don't need to call hjm all those names in a bid to say how he stole all of his trophies, his awards and even his goals. Yes his goals. He is such a thief he even stole 91 goals in a certain year.
I'm Glad You also Know His "91" goals Year Era Is Dead and Gone..

I Still Shock at How He Intends To Pull That Thief Thief Stunt With A Meager "45" Goals a Year For The Ballon d Or huhhuh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:02pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: At Least,the thief doesnt Cry,and the World still loves him!! Even when he is injured and not playing for upto 4month,the People still look up to him and say "You are still the Best"
The Worlds Most cry cry Baby cannot even win an injured Midget,not to talk of a full fit Midget!!
The World Being, His Club Fan Base Should Out Of Bias Say he's The Best wink

I don't have a Problem With That.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 7:00pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: At Least,the thief doesnt Cry!!
Sure, One That Has Many Credit To His Name Courtesy Theft, Cry Should Be His Least Knack
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 6:51pm On Dec 15, 2013
ddippset: see insults sha, lol. Do you know that if there was to be an oppinion poll among 6 billion people between you and messi, 5 billion, nine hundred and 99 million, nine hundred and 99 thousand, nine hundred people would agree to grind you and make a belt for messi? So you see, you don't have to insult him. lol, na joke I dey o.
And You, One Man Would Have 5Billion,Nine Hundred And 99Million, Nine Hundred And 99Thousand ,Nine Hundred "Senses" To Detect That. grin

I Hope This Is Not You Pulling The Kevin Harts On Me, What A "Dip"Shitty" Sense Of Detection You Have There.. I Envy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 6:39pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Are you speaking in tongues or you didnt read your post? There has been two peepz crying all season long about winning a "certain award!" One plays For Les Blues/Die Roten,the other plays For Les Merengues .....Ah wonder whose being crying the most and Who the most cry cry baby is between them!
Speaking In Tongues Is the Duty Of a Thief and His Allies When Things They Hope To Steal Don't Sway Their Way Or Aren't In A Any Possible Way For Them To Elope With, Especially When Pointers Of Possibilities With Evidence Are Fashioned In The Right(Les Merengues) Angle... tongue

I Wonder Whose House( Thread ) Got Invaded With The Alarming Reminder Of a Certain Thief And His Theft Prowess On How He Kinda Deserves To Steal Again ?

Abi Na Learner You( His Ally ) be ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 4:50pm On Dec 15, 2013
philfearon: Lol!! A midget stealing from a giant!! Talk of the devil lol!! Great Achievement....
A Midget, A Thief, A Scam...You Name it ?

I Guess he Wouldn't Be Lucky This Time Around With The Ballon d Or, Anything Short Of Ronaldo Winning It Would Be An Open Scam..LoL"

Something Like A Watched Thief, No Way For Him This Time Around Hence The Reason His Allies Are Crying Prior The Announcement Of RonaldO Bagging It.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 4:14pm On Dec 15, 2013
^^ grin grin Stolen Items I Must Say...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:45pm On Dec 12, 2013
Los Blancos!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by switdick(m): 8:33pm On Dec 12, 2013
As Usual,Dayo Would Be Defending His Team Like a Boateng.. grin awwwww

I Wish I Had Much Zeal Power ..

Dayo, I Envy Jare...

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