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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by switdick(m): 8:20am On Sep 21, 2020
PercyJackSon007:
What's your point exactly? She flirted with guys? So is it a crime, adults flirt so what's the problem with a young adult flirting in a reality TV show.

Is flirting the same as infidelity? Of course not. Was it only him she flirted with? Why didn't he listen when she said severally that she wasn't going to do anything with him?
For your mind you be sharp guy
Still you're trying so hard to excuse
her seductory ways and wear her the award of the golden good girl when I already stated Ozo's ways with women was shabby and it helped her. And oh yes, it's gross moral irresponsibility to flirt with guys with the intent to lead them onto you when you claim to have a boyfriend outside. And for a nengi stanner, I'll say I'm not surprised you don't know this.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by switdick(m): 8:15am On Sep 21, 2020
Simran94:
I'm sure you know that all housemates know specific spots in that house that cameras don't show to the public. Like toilets, bathrooms... Nengi has had her bath a few times with Ozo and sometimes they have both kept eachother company in there too. Even Eric confirmed it. Dora said when she was going to the toilet one time, she saw two people having sex in doggy style position in the bathroom (their bathroom glass is a little bit transparent). Neo and vee have had sex a few times but we don't see them because cameras don't show those spots in the bathroom and toilet
Still don't see the point in this drivel you typed. Or are you vaguely implying she could have sêx if she wanted to but didn't?

Then that would tarnish the standard good girl impression she already sold to the housemates and you, the myopic viewer(s)
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by switdick(m): 7:57am On Sep 21, 2020
Simran94:
And with the experience Kidd has with women, why didn't she have sex with him? Abi you want to tell me Kidd wasn't interested in Nengi?
Oga shift
Some of you talk like idiots. As if sëx is a measure of breathing in and out. So easy to just fûck on TV. How can she blow her strategic cover by having Kidd when her acquaintance with guys in the house already drew attentive drama amongst viewers. Plus Kidd too had to play it safe for already having Erica and the sense of a new negative drama wasn't what he wanted.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by switdick(m): 7:40am On Sep 21, 2020
Munzy14:
Chai.... women.


Nengi is a loyal girlfriend... Ladies should emulate her, Imagine spending weeks with hot guy like ozo, and his pressure, yet not even a kiss... cheesy was given.

Na this type u can leave and travel for business without fear.. lol.


Their is no overtake in relationship o, it is a slow and steady progression...To many ladies that allowed overtake, ended up in magistrate court... grin

Or nairaland family/romance sections.. lmao
Nengi is not a loyal person. And the fact you don't or can't see it is the reason you're not just a hardened olodo but a secret concentrated Simp. Your type of guys are easily played. You don't see all the amorous attention she yearned for or the stringing men along as traits of disloyalty rather you expected a penetrative sēx to prove she is not loyal.

Ozo might have been clueless and inexperienced with women but his naivety could have been masked if he was with a girl that reciprocated his interest. People might have seen the loving romantic and sweet side of him. Your post is a disgrace for a guy. Nengi has fooled you with the impression of declining a romantic interest from a man willing to have her on international TV and his naivety with women made it easier for her.
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by switdick(m): 1:07am On May 12, 2020
Hmmm
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by switdick(m): 12:51am On May 12, 2020
The OP said her husband's salary covers the rent(which I believe grossly larger than any assistance or support she could ever offer) and school fees.

The rest like food or provision are merely enough for her to cry to us na.
FamilyRe: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by switdick(m): 12:48am On May 12, 2020
PrimadonnaO:
I don’t see anything wise in marrying a broke person.

Nigerians just like to attach virtue to suffering.
By the definition of wisdom. What is the correlation of being wise" not marrying a poor man ?

Or the wisdom in marrying a rich man" ?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by switdick(m): 11:43am On Aug 31, 2019
Eseose9:
see grown men and fathers disgracing themselves here
you all claimed Mike is boring and has no game
yet you old and immature children can't do without talking about him
Mike don put pepper for una eyes.
one fool even had to insult his wife and people liked that comment.
Sadists
You nko. Old mama young, liking a married man like Mike. You no get shame. Shouldn't you be nursing a baby with your nipplës, yet you're here antagonising people supporting their favs.
You be aunty wey miss road o grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2019: Full Names Of Housemates, Age And State Of Origin by switdick(m): 12:39am On Jul 09, 2019
The Op is a coded low key bigot. Igbo or Yoruba. If Igbo then from Anambra. I've noticed this trend. He deliberately skipped KimOprah's origin as Imo and replaced with Lagos to per Lagos with Anambra, whilst it's supposedly dominated by IMO and Anambra on 4/4 each while Lagos is on 3.

Fuçking ethnic bigot!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Removes Over 100 Beggars & Mentally Challenged Persons From The Streets by switdick(m):
OMANBALA1:
First of all , out of all the "deported" either one or two were from Anambra ,the rest were from Akwaibom,Ebonyi, Enugu and Imo. But, assuming you actually contacted Anambra state government and you didn't get a response you have no right nor power to move citizens of Nigeria to a random location and abandoned them there! You are supposed to actually find out were they are from and make concrete effort to reunite them with their families. And if you couldn't fetch a useful information you must keep them until you resolve the problem.
Why must we have the likes of you in Igbo land.? See how you mentioned other neighboring states unprovoked just to spite them. If fashola brought those imbeciles to Anambra state govt then it means they are all from your beloved Anambra,nothing else.

The likes of you and your miserable folks that spread hate and dichotomy amongst igbos will meet your end sooner than you expect. I blame the old leaders that allowed for the settlings of the runaway Benin slave Onitsha settler turned Igbo called Eze-chima, if not, how will a direct descendant of the benin rogue with undiluted genes like you cough amongst igbos.?

Thunder faya your true birth place.
Omambala? Why not Ota'akara? Or Obaodionrogie, your true name ?

Nkita racha nti gi there.
Onye aruruala.
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe: "BBNaija's Cee-C And Bambam Will Be The Most Successful" by switdick(m): 11:02am On Apr 25, 2018
debris:
Whatever u say who cares just to let you know...Ceec is Classy and beautiful...bye hater
Come lemme wisper to you. I voted Cee-c,Nina and of course the fly boy himself,Miracool...

Even if I tried,I could never be a hater in this life,I'm too blessed to be termed one.
Now can we hookup? smiley you fine girl.. You Cee-c lover.

Ssssh. Don't answer just PM.
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe: "BBNaija's Cee-C And Bambam Will Be The Most Successful" by switdick(m): 10:38am On Apr 25, 2018
debris:
Sorry to bust your bubble.....your just one of Cee's haters admit it or leave .

Ceec is Classy dear hater.
Lol I'm more interested in your pretty face than your struggle to make sense quoting me. kiss

By the way,I didn't completely disagree about her classlessness or the lack of it.
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe: "BBNaija's Cee-C And Bambam Will Be The Most Successful" by switdick(m): 10:07am On Apr 25, 2018
I like Cee-c but she will not ultimately fit my description of a classy lady,although it subtly defines her, since no one single trait fits all,she has some grace going on for her but she doesn't completely identify with other factors or categories.

Bam is definitely classy I agree.

However, if Cee-c is considered classy then Nina should be included. She has poise,style and grace. She's calm,she dresses well and her makeup is on fleek. She might struggle with her speech but like we know,class isn't defined by one trait alone. And no one has it all.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by switdick(m): 10:05am On Apr 13, 2018
Where is my darling?
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by switdick(m): 5:16pm On Dec 07, 2016
dollyjoy:
=51696660]___________________ angrygrinangrygrin

Name: Itz Mhiz Joy.


Age :15


Occupation : Student/working


Are you single, dating or married : quite complicated


Those u like on Romance Section : Mrcork, Laveda, vizkiz/papikush, Obiorathebully, makkydebie, Berlynn, Halfricanadainsmiley Omotayor123 and Oyin17


Those u dislike on Romance section : Switdick( May God punish you wherever you are)


Those u find annoying : Mhisbliss


Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : Smellymouth


Those you follow and wish follows you back: none


Why do you follow the people you follow: I love reading their posts


NLer that has sent u the most PMs : A particular "Ashawoboy"


How many PMs do you get on average in a day: Maybe one in two months


Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : None


Which Romancelander is fake.: I don't know


Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : Lezz/ Leslie


Romancelander you can date or have a crush on : Smellymouth



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : there is no dull moment with him


Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Vizkiz


Your favorite mod : Dominique


Funniest Romancelander(s) : Smellymouth


Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: None recently


Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : None.



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : Kinginvahala. He gave me 70 votes lmaooooooooooocheesy



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.: Nil nil


NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: Switdick or whatever his moniker is sef

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with : I don't understand




NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : Quite a handful.


NLer(S) you consider smart : Rain08 abi what is the moniker?



NL member that tries too hard.: too many shallow minded peeps trying real hard to impress faceless entities.




NLer(s) you find intriguing: Aminat508, fynestboi and .........


What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : fart of a leprous woman.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: Coogar




Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : none




Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.: Better left unsaid



Who do u often agree with: nil



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) Sexkilzz




Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) Nil



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: Smellymouth ( his mentions will cry for help this night)cheesy


Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).: none



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag! Effccguy and BBMpin
shocked who could you be? switdick has been on a sabbatical hybernation for centuries yet his uncanny sexual notorious lagacy taunts the part where your laps meet hence awakening his staked moniker to grace your mention with your bloody fleshy self. smiley

I'm old meat,babie you should look for younger,more toto hungry charlatan to suck on your neck. Pray tell,who are you and what do you represent? please i need your feminine cushioning-baby palm on my masculine hairless face to bring sexy back, cheesy
RomanceRe: Help, My Boyfriend Gets Violent During Sex - Young Lady by switdick(m): 10:59pm On Sep 21, 2016
Laveda:
grin really?
Yes,hurry up and cum lemme show you how. wink tongue
RomanceRe: Help, My Boyfriend Gets Violent During Sex - Young Lady by switdick(m): 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2016
Laveda:
undecided Nah _fuck go kill you, no go rest.
hey take it easy,fück cannot kill her or anybody rather it'd kill your sadness. kiss

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