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RomanceRe: Guys - What Do You Like In Girls Physically? by switdick(m): 4:47pm On Sep 17, 2016
What i like in girls,physically in this particular order.

-Lips
-totõ
-Legs
-Skin
-Ãss
-Boobs
RomanceRe: How It Feels To Get Your Dick Sucked (confession) by switdick(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2016
lola024:
Oh......thats so sweet......am a girl....i ain't tasted it before...... but that salty part is funny
Do you suck dîck,if so,do you like sucking....does it turn you on to want to?
RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Lady To Ask A Man Out? by switdick(m): 4:29pm On Sep 17, 2016
ammyluv2002:
No,thanks! grin grin
Come jor...i wont kiss and tell. switdick is sweet dude so long as you got clean clît.
RomanceRe: Should I Bleep Her? by switdick(m): 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2016
if you are really good in maths as you say,you will be smart enough to calculate the thunder that will strike you with a progressive force of precision.

Another man's wife is not easy food.
RomanceRe: Is It Right For A Lady To Ask A Man Out? by switdick(m): 4:20pm On Sep 17, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Depends on the guy's mentality. You can indirectly bring up the discussion and watch his reactions.

#TeamLetTheGuyDoTheTalking grin
See your mouth like a sales girl cheesy Come and ask me out...i wont embarrass you sweetie lol
RomanceRe: An HIV AID Positive Woman Vows To Infect The Virus To Unsuspecting Men...sexxy.. by switdick(m): 4:15pm On Sep 17, 2016
What did other men do to her?
FamilyRe: My Husband Is/was Cheating And I Am At Point Of Cheating On Him by switdick(m):
@preciousBro i think you and your diva are match made in heaven Lol the both of you should just meet and fucCk each other nawa o wetin.

please easy on her she's still a lady. cool
RomanceRe: When She Says She Has Not Seen Her Period (photo) by switdick(m): 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2015
grin
RomanceRe: He Is Yoruba But Wants To Marry An Igbo Lady: Please Advise Him by switdick(m): 1:18am On May 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Follow ur heart. If u truly love her, what's tribe!?!

Buh on this Igbo Yoruba argument, everybody knows that the percentage of Yoruba men marrying Igbo ladies is higher than that of Igbo men marrying Yoruba gals.
I've seen lots of Igbo dudes married to Yoruba gals, same as Yoruba men marrying Igbo gals, buh we all know which percentage is higher.

I'm an Igbo gal, I find Yoruba men attractive, buh I doubt I'll ever get serious with one(marriage).. they are too polygamous, and don't even get me started on the in-laws wahala embarassed
Plus their juju juju stuff and dirty habits etc. personal reasons.

I heard from my frnd who married a Yoruba guy that only greeting all the in-laws in their house have tire her.
abeg I no want stress. I love my Igbo brothers anytym any day kiss

NB: Yoruba gals are beautiful, homely and fun to be with.
Madam, haba!! Don't you think you're contradicting your self, with the two bolded" lol

Try to be succinct with your thoughts, stick to what you want,first you say tribe doesn't matter then you still went on to slur people from that certain tribe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2014
4llerbuntu: You need passes - Call Xavi
You need dribbles - Call Messi
You need goals - Call Luis Suarez
You need speed - Call Walcott
You need super goals - Call Ibrahimovic
You need show with the ball - Call Neymar
You need header goals - call Drogba

- But, if you need all in one, then call CRISTIANO RONALDO wink grin grin
You Know The Drill wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:17pm On Jan 03, 2014
Christiano Ronaldo To Be Named Grand Officer Of The Order Of Prince grin

http://www.realmadrid.com/cs/Satellite/en/Actualidad_Primer_Equipo_en/News/1193040523950/1388458175427/noticia/Noticia/Cristiano_Ronaldo_to_be_named__Grand_Officer_of_the_Order_of_Prince_Henry_.htm

I See Many Reasons Aside Soccer Why Uefalona Just Loves To Hate On This Boy On White.

The Portuguese Infuriates Them With His Sense Of Style, Being Loved Even By Royalty.

Wetin we go do ? Even Me sef Don Dey Hate, Psych. LoL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:22pm On Dec 30, 2013
My Boys Still Trained Today, Ata Boy!! Nice One.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:21pm On Dec 30, 2013
Hala Madrid.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 4:09pm On Dec 29, 2013
lorretta u: Ok you win.
Hope you're happy. smiley smiley smiley
This Is Not a Debate, Don't Kid Your Self, You Only Need To Edify Your Mindset, That's all.

If You Keep Holding On to That Bias Of Being a Weaker Vessel Then You'll Keep Having Heart Breaks oo.. smiley

I'm Only Giving You The Free will To Be Independent In Decision.

A Wise Man Once Told Me That Bias Is a Feeling,Its Not a Stance To Be Reasoned. wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 4:04pm On Dec 29, 2013
De Tus: @Switdick, glad you got it now:-) See in her eyes or mind all high quality women think: they're hot, men want them. They have a firm choice when it comes to sex. Sure women like to be chased, others get the thrill from chasing. Meanwhile, they put up flamboyant wears in the process and later, they blame men for asking for sex. I find this fascinating anyway:-)
And This Is What Differentiate The Secure ,well self esteemed and Confident Ones from The Insecure Ones Like Lorretta.

Not all Girls Do That Receiving End Issh, Mature and Confident girls Don't Dwell On That Thought Of "I Hold The Power,(se.x)" So I can Do Shakara Till Thy Kingdom Come grin

Because Its an Insanely Selfish Move Churned Out Of Weakness, Insecurity and What Not. Se.x Is a 50/50 thing and as Such Deserves To Be Propelled By Affection,Love,Care, Attraction... Feeling Basically.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 3:57pm On Dec 29, 2013
This Lorretta Girl Is Seemingly Dull, Did I Mince Words Of The Stupid Post Of Yours I Quoted, abi Should I Bring It Back For All To See Your Vast Insecurity Attached Thought Written all Over Your Generalization Post ?

Which Word Have I used That a Brainy Person Needs a Dictionary To Assimilate ?

Keep Exposing Your CoConut Head grin

What a Child!! ..Despite The Similar Numerous Thread On Nairaland ,Your Cerebral Matter Hasn't Grown Edification.

Nawa o!
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m):
You're Talking ABout Comprehension Issues, Are You Not Sick To Think all a Guy Wants Is Se.x and He Lacks Self Control Just Because He asks You For It ?

It Reflects One Thing Only Which Is, Guys are More Independent,Mentally Of Course.

Why Is This Hard For Your Fish Brain To Grasp ?
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 3:43pm On Dec 29, 2013
lorretta u: @switdick. U are confused nigguh. grin
Walahi you've managed to confuse yourself.
Abeg if you have comprehension issues go sort them out. Stop going off point. U like so many meaningless words. With no point.
You are Not Only Confused, You're Dumb Also, I've Been Trying To Make You See That Its Wrong To Dwell On That False Assumption That All A Guy Wants is Se.x Just Because He Ask's You Whether By Trick Or By any Means You Say.

There's Nothing Like He Tricked You To Having Se.x With You,are You a Kid That Don't Have a Mind Of Your Own ?
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 3:33pm On Dec 29, 2013
Don't You Get Me ?

When You Try To Deny Your Guy Se.x(Even when You Want It) Only Reveals The Same Thing We are Talking about, Which Is Using it(se.x) as a baiting Tool, Just Because He(your Guy,asks) wants It.

Its Wrong To Assume that's The Only Thing He wants,because he asks For It. If You Believe That's all He wants Then Its Safe To Say That's All You Can Offer Which Doesn't in Anyway Projects The Woman In a Good Light, Securely,Confidently.

Its Not a Healthy Mental Feeling,It Highlights Inequality..I Just Hope She Understands. smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 3:25pm On Dec 29, 2013
De Tus: @Switdick, what she meant was 'no woman wants to be primped and dumped by smooth players that trick them into having sex'.
And How They Become a Wise Prey Is The Matter.

There's No Game In It,The More reason Why I Say The Psychological Tricks Devised By Them Gets Them Into The {Player}Predator's Nest grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 3:21pm On Dec 29, 2013
usbcable: but Arbeloa is now slower maybe age is d cause.

i feel Carvajal is just not being decisive enough with attack concentrating more understandably so on defence.

which leads to my earlier ascertion the backline has enough men but the men there are just not pulling their weight when playing.

the attackline scores but d defence keeps leaking abi na Khedira/Alonso/Illara we go blame sef.
Yes Our Defenders are Attacking Conscious ,The Reason Why They Tend To Forget Their Position in The Back and Slide To Being Attackers, But A Good Number In Varene ,Coentrao, Maybe Pepe etc are More Defensive Conscious For My Liking When Paired To Me o

I'd Really Like Them To Support Whomever Right Back We Buy Because We Really Need It.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 3:11pm On Dec 29, 2013
Self Control ? I'm Lost, So Because Guys ask That Means They Lack The Control ? This Thread Is about Psychological Norms,May I Remind You ?

Why Do Girls "Think" That Se.x Is All What a Guy Want From Them ?

Don't Get Confused Sweetie, You're The One Agreeing To My Theory But You Fail To See It. smiley

So With Your Statement Is Safe To Say, Like All The Boys Here You Use as Example That Agree With Your Bogus Premise, That Se.x Is All You Offer ? shocked

WoW!! That Won't Be Fair To The More Secure,Confident and Well Self Esteemed Girls Na

You Know, The Ones That Don't See Se.x as a Baiting Tool ?
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 3:01pm On Dec 29, 2013
lorretta u: Hehehehehehe grin
Off point bro. Too much ambiguity.
The simple point I'm trying to pass across to you is that a greater percentage of guys don't exhibit self control when it comes to sex in and out of relationships. Hence it makes the women feel like all men are after is sex. Simples.
Whether that is wrong or right depends on the couple in question. No one says women don't enjoy sex. We do. A lot. But we don't act like we are desperately in need of it. Maybe because you guys do enough of the desperate act thing for the both sexes. Even some of ur fellow guys on this thread agree that they can't do without sex in a relationship.I don't understand why you're going professor ish on me smiley
The Point You Fail To See Is That With Your Wrong Premise You Actually Clarify To Me That Se.X is What You and Most Girls Offer,and That Is a Huge Junk Of Problem.

Don't Take The Nonsensical Drifts Of Some Male Kids On Here Serious,They're Just Being Insanely Hypothetical Due To The False norms In The Society Created By You Women and Some Weak Men. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 2:50pm On Dec 29, 2013
usbcable: actually Ramos seems good in CB
But he plays best only with Raphael.
my problem is Arbeloa and Carvajal.
they tend to offer less in attack.
Arbeloa Still Tries To Move attack Sef, I Still Want Him In The Back as Replacement
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m):
What's Going On Here ? grin I'm Back To Slay Any Blancos Hater, I See Dead Ones Already, cry No Need .

usbcable: Sadly i fear Coentrao may leave in d summer

Lotti seems to see him as third after marcelo and nacho.
Nacho Is Better Off Behind Either Pepe Or Varene To Me O... He Fits The Center Back Better, If We Ever Lose Coentrao Ehnn, I Go Fight Lotti o.. !!

I Wonder What Ramos Is Better Off Playing, Center Or Right Back ? Still I Feel With Varene Playing The Center He'd Be Fine Being a Right Back So Long As Coentrao Takes The Left..

Gosh! Why Can't Ancelotti Know This ? !!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:25am On Dec 29, 2013
usbcable: he wont survive it.

next thing he will start doing is say:

"did you say something blah blah blah..."

even on the barca thread A40 show am pepper so tey the guy kack for corner.

grin
Don't Mind The Guy,It Seems He,Like his Role Model Also Has a Midget Sense grin I Don't Even Go To The Barca Thread, I Don't See The Relevance, They Should Come Here, We're What They Talk About. gringringrin We are Important Like That.

usbcable: @ madridistas,

Seems Alonso will renew his contract finally.

That will be some good news.
I Don't Have a Problem With Our Mid field, Alonso Had Better Stay o..lol

However, I do Want a Solid Right Back, I Want Coentrao To Always Play Our Important Matches Being On The Left Of Course, Varene Can Take Center From Pepe or Support Him, We Really Need To Get This Right In Defense.

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