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Romance › Re: Help, My Boyfriend Gets Violent During Sex - Young Lady by switdick(m): 10:59pm On Sep 21, 2016
Laveda:
grin really?
Yes,hurry up and cum lemme show you how. wink tongue
Romance › Re: Help, My Boyfriend Gets Violent During Sex - Young Lady by switdick(m): 5:16pm On Sep 21, 2016
Laveda:
undecided Nah _fuck go kill you, no go rest.
hey take it easy,fück cannot kill her or anybody rather it'd kill your sadness. kiss
Romance › Re: Guys - What Do You Like In Girls Physically? by switdick(m): 4:47pm On Sep 17, 2016
What i like in girls,physically in this particular order.

-Lips
-totõ
-Legs
-Skin
-Ãss
-Boobs
Romance › Re: How It Feels To Get Your Dick Sucked (confession) by switdick(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2016
lola024:
Oh......thats so sweet......am a girl....i ain't tasted it before...... but that salty part is funny
Do you suck dîck,if so,do you like sucking....does it turn you on to want to?
Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Ask A Man Out? by switdick(m): 4:29pm On Sep 17, 2016
ammyluv2002:
No,thanks! grin grin
Come jor...i wont kiss and tell. switdick is sweet dude so long as you got clean clît.
Romance › Re: Should I Bleep Her? by switdick(m): 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2016
if you are really good in maths as you say,you will be smart enough to calculate the thunder that will strike you with a progressive force of precision.

Another man's wife is not easy food.
Romance › Re: Is It Right For A Lady To Ask A Man Out? by switdick(m): 4:20pm On Sep 17, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Depends on the guy's mentality. You can indirectly bring up the discussion and watch his reactions.

#TeamLetTheGuyDoTheTalking grin
See your mouth like a sales girl cheesy Come and ask me out...i wont embarrass you sweetie lol
Romance › Re: An HIV AID Positive Woman Vows To Infect The Virus To Unsuspecting Men...sexxy.. by switdick(m): 4:15pm On Sep 17, 2016
What did other men do to her?
Family › Re: My Husband Is/was Cheating And I Am At Point Of Cheating On Him by switdick(m):
@preciousBro i think you and your diva are match made in heaven Lol the both of you should just meet and fucCk each other nawa o wetin.

please easy on her she's still a lady. cool
Romance › Re: When She Says She Has Not Seen Her Period (photo) by switdick(m): 12:47pm On Jul 03, 2015
grin
Romance › Re: He Is Yoruba But Wants To Marry An Igbo Lady: Please Advise Him by switdick(m): 1:18am On May 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Follow ur heart. If u truly love her, what's tribe!?!

Buh on this Igbo Yoruba argument, everybody knows that the percentage of Yoruba men marrying Igbo ladies is higher than that of Igbo men marrying Yoruba gals.
I've seen lots of Igbo dudes married to Yoruba gals, same as Yoruba men marrying Igbo gals, buh we all know which percentage is higher.

I'm an Igbo gal, I find Yoruba men attractive, buh I doubt I'll ever get serious with one(marriage).. they are too polygamous, and don't even get me started on the in-laws wahala embarassed
Plus their juju juju stuff and dirty habits etc. personal reasons.

I heard from my frnd who married a Yoruba guy that only greeting all the in-laws in their house have tire her.
abeg I no want stress. I love my Igbo brothers anytym any day kiss

NB: Yoruba gals are beautiful, homely and fun to be with.
Madam, haba!! Don't you think you're contradicting your self, with the two bolded" lol

Try to be succinct with your thoughts, stick to what you want,first you say tribe doesn't matter then you still went on to slur people from that certain tribe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 8:04pm On Jan 09, 2014
4llerbuntu: You need passes - Call Xavi
You need dribbles - Call Messi
You need goals - Call Luis Suarez
You need speed - Call Walcott
You need super goals - Call Ibrahimovic
You need show with the ball - Call Neymar
You need header goals - call Drogba

- But, if you need all in one, then call CRISTIANO RONALDO wink grin grin
You Know The Drill wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 9:17pm On Jan 03, 2014
Christiano Ronaldo To Be Named Grand Officer Of The Order Of Prince grin

http://www.realmadrid.com/cs/Satellite/en/Actualidad_Primer_Equipo_en/News/1193040523950/1388458175427/noticia/Noticia/Cristiano_Ronaldo_to_be_named__Grand_Officer_of_the_Order_of_Prince_Henry_.htm

I See Many Reasons Aside Soccer Why Uefalona Just Loves To Hate On This Boy On White.

The Portuguese Infuriates Them With His Sense Of Style, Being Loved Even By Royalty.

Wetin we go do ? Even Me sef Don Dey Hate, Psych. LoL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:22pm On Dec 30, 2013
My Boys Still Trained Today, Ata Boy!! Nice One.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by switdick(m): 11:21pm On Dec 30, 2013
Hala Madrid.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 4:09pm On Dec 29, 2013
lorretta u: Ok you win.
Hope you're happy. smiley smiley smiley
This Is Not a Debate, Don't Kid Your Self, You Only Need To Edify Your Mindset, That's all.

If You Keep Holding On to That Bias Of Being a Weaker Vessel Then You'll Keep Having Heart Breaks oo.. smiley

I'm Only Giving You The Free will To Be Independent In Decision.

A Wise Man Once Told Me That Bias Is a Feeling,Its Not a Stance To Be Reasoned. wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by switdick(m): 4:04pm On Dec 29, 2013
De Tus: @Switdick, glad you got it now:-) See in her eyes or mind all high quality women think: they're hot, men want them. They have a firm choice when it comes to sex. Sure women like to be chased, others get the thrill from chasing. Meanwhile, they put up flamboyant wears in the process and later, they blame men for asking for sex. I find this fascinating anyway:-)
And This Is What Differentiate The Secure ,well self esteemed and Confident Ones from The Insecure Ones Like Lorretta.

Not all Girls Do That Receiving End Issh, Mature and Confident girls Don't Dwell On That Thought Of "I Hold The Power,(se.x)" So I can Do Shakara Till Thy Kingdom Come grin

Because Its an Insanely Selfish Move Churned Out Of Weakness, Insecurity and What Not. Se.x Is a 50/50 thing and as Such Deserves To Be Propelled By Affection,Love,Care, Attraction... Feeling Basically.

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