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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 9:00pm On Oct 01, 2013
Erhm... All dis arsenal fans, u pple shld not com here n make noise bout bin on top of d table or winning ur matches so far...huh? Till u play against one of d top 5 clubs n win, pls remain in ur holes!

In oda news... For d gentlemen, its d norm dat a fight/tussle must ensue even wen unnecessary, dis is because an iv is bout to drop so anxiety is high... Men must exhale( via exchange of words aka e-fights)

For d men (una knw una self dem) wetin do una grammer naa n quick reponse to tacklin quotershuh Lol...

Choi! Moro no go easy o!, baba God we dey ur hand o!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2013
AllGood: Of course, they couldn't have had it in a better place. But by your 'two sets', did you mean two different sets of tests, interviews and maybe medicals were had on two different occasions at Owerri?
Yea @tedimola is ryt bout d 2 sets.
But it happens to b dat peeps frm both sets were bin calld up for ts, meaning diaz a big likelihood dat d no of those in d 1st set dat'll b calld up again mayb greater dan those in d 2nd set... All r awaitin ts, But weda u r in 1st or 2nd set,d final decision of who gets calld rests wit d hr.

In oda news...
If Luis Suarez bites someone today, I'll recommend a Kennel rather than a 10 match ban for him. Lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 12:29pm On Sep 29, 2013
Hmmm... And d fight dat always precedes gud tidings has started!!! Yipeee!!!

Dis only means som impt info is about to drop.
But den, d tussle has to at least consume bout a page plus. Ok?

Oya... Were r deyhuh Keep d tussle up!!!
Grammarians oya analyse d opposing parties views.

Lol!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 7:30pm On Sep 21, 2013
Som1 pls remind me again... How long has mikel bin wit cfc n hw many goals he has scored in d premiership....

See as cfc fans dey shout lyk say phcn restored power! Lwmmp4h!!! Kai!...

In oda news... Can som1 pls tell DB hr dat I'm givin dem 2wks or I'll port.huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 10:24pm On Sep 20, 2013
Ok... Which dude said football is 4 guys discussion only? Which generation r u frmhuh

Anyways... Reping Man Utd!!!

I'v bin too busy, so so busy doing nothing dat I gat no tym to visit d thread anymore. Jst watchn frm afar.

Btw, I so luv d way dey r kickn cfc's ass dis new season! Lol... Una too dey make noise, at least we'll see road 4 una 4 nw. And ur special one... He shld go ask Ferguson for som tips! Lol!!!

No hating pls... I enjoy football gists cos its full of noise makers!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by swizy: 9:44pm On Sep 20, 2013
Hmmm... Chilling in d highest mode! Lol... All diz pple panickn bout not gettn iv 4 ts or medicals,... Wat den'll som1 lyk me who hasn't even gotten iv 4 interview even tho I wrote d cbt on feb 28, lag, B.Sc dohuh... Fainthuh

Naaa... I took no chill pill, am jst here watchn all drama n enjoyin ma boring jobless days.
Jst not bodad,... Cos all things wrk 2geda... 4 my good!

All d best to all those waitin 4 1 iv or d oda... All I knw is dat, wateva'll be'll be!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 12:18pm On Sep 12, 2013
We'll hv som testimonies n testifiers soon!...

And d wait 'll b worth it finally.


If u bliv, giv Jesus a Big Shout!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Corpertion.com/Ogaworker.com Invitation For Interview. by swizy: 12:00pm On Sep 12, 2013
Got same mail too jst now... D venue exists tho, but av no idea hw n wen I applied to dem. Tho dey claim, dey sourced us frm one of those online job boards.... Am soo not interested tho.

From wat I saw online, dis pple r new comers in d online recruiters biz... Accordin to wat I saw on dia site, dey av a pull of "skill" wrkers for all kinds of jobs. So its 4 dose who need such jobs n those who hav such vacancies in dia establishment.
dia domain was recently registered... Anyways... I hope dey r 4 real n not scammers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by swizy: 6:48pm On Sep 08, 2013
Sen Map: @ Juamartin... not people like you, you already have medical invite na... i mean people who wrote February and dont have invites for Interview or Medicals. Where was the MEdical and when you starting TS?
Wrote on 28th Feb. Lag. B.Sc. No interview yet... Jst watchn n waiting. What more can I do/say?... God is watchn, definitly in 4D (HD)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by swizy: 4:03pm On Jun 10, 2013
Okay... Feb 28th peeps, get ready 4 ur 1st interview. Dats if u'v not gotten d iv yet... U may only hav 1day notice :.)... Confirmed info.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 6:39pm On May 31, 2013
platos56: Oh!am in d 2010 set as well...
March or November??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 11:16am On May 31, 2013
Bensonn: @Swizy the eminent you mean is it a BCH superlioness? because am a BCH superlion
Funny u, we r d only eminent students!!! U shld knw dat if u a grad of dat dept.... Anyways Which grad year? 2010 Nov?

@Zedecus, u need a passport. Go n snap wait n take. Even if na 1k!!

4 clarity sake, dia is no gate crashn in db tests. D best u get is ur cv bin collected.
4 d interview peeps, its 1st com 1st serve, as far as ur tym is same day. Com early, finish n go early.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PMAL Offer Letter, With A Clause 4 One To Pay #3000???? by swizy(op): 11:00am On May 31, 2013
D very obvious thin is dat dey r untraceable!!! Aside d nos diaz no website, no physical office address but dey boldly wrote out dia acct name n no!!!
God help pple, cos bliv me, som1'll fall 4 dis new scam. Smh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 6:46am On May 31, 2013
joshneku: Thanks Swizy. Are u by chance a Super Lioness?
Yes I am!... R u by chance an Eminent...??

@samnazarite... Yes of course. Jst take keke drop frm which eva pmt park in Enugu.
Jobs/VacanciesPMAL Offer Letter, With A Clause 4 One To Pay #3000???? by swizy(op): 4:33am On May 31, 2013
I jst saw dis mail now frm one Micheal Adesola
Wit subj: Letter of Offer as E-Mainifest Agent.
(Yes, dats d way it was written dia, not my typo)
Please find attached your Offer Letter, Agent Structure, Time Table
and Souvenir.

For more Enquiries call: 070********, 070********, 070********

CONGRATS
Premium Manifest Alert Limited
(PMAL)‬

Now d problem I hav wit dis mail is dat, aside all d numerous typos, dey don't hav a website ( an acclaimed e-manifest warreva, n dey askd 4 d sum of 3000!!! To pe paid into dia acct for som jacket attire n oda tins.

Dis smells so much lyk SCAM! N I pity those who'll fall dia victim. D offer is commission based (30 naira for each 200 naira sale!!!) And is temporary.

dey claim dey r new, so I guess, dis is d new face of scam!!!!
If not, who knws somtin about demhuh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 5:20pm On May 30, 2013
joshneku: Pls friends from Peace park Enugu hw do one get to Godfrey Okoye University?
No go loss o!!!! Jst take a drop (keke) it shld b around #300 or so.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 7:18am On May 30, 2013
Ok, now am tempted to say sth. I don't lyk d fyts/beefin/misunderstandins goin on here. Esp d new pple n d old pple... We all don't have same pace of understandin tins so don't fume wen som Q's r askd repeatedly by d anxious ones...

Now to those dat r about to write dia test, even if u r told d whole Q's frm d past tests, u'll b glad if u see up to 2 in urs. So d tin is, since u knw d format, pls go n read any Gmat u can lay ur hands on to undastand how to solve related Q's. Den I'll personally suggest u go online google Q's, browse n seek info online. God is d only source of success.
Wat u need most in dis test is ur confidence n speed! U also need to apply simple wisdom in tacklin d Q's. D FACT is dat u DON'T need to knw d exact previous Q's, u DON'T need to hav written any test b4. In any exam, som'll pass, som'll fail. So do ur best n leave d rest 4 God.

For those about to do dia interview(s) in abj... Confidence, confidence, confidence. I bliv any1 dat has passd thru uni shld b able to have at least a laymans knowledge of almost everythin. So.. Jst knw b prepared to ans ay Q frm ur cv. If u r certified in anythin, go n refresh ur memory on those courses/training ie if its on ur cv. Den meditate on ur course of study (Q's can com frm d most basic tins in it) how ur course relates to bankin (if non related: point out dat dia r transferable skils 1 acquires frm d uni which is applicable to any field viz communication skill, analytical skill, ability to analyze problems/situations n profer solutions etc)) Also knw wat banking is + d services a bank offers. Jst in case, u shld go to d banks site n read up as much as u can...
Try to listen wen dey r commentin on ur replyz, Don't argue, Smile, smile n laugh if necessary... God'll surely see u all thru.

Sorry I ended up writing an epistle.... Guys pls learn how not to respond to everythin som1 says here.... Am a med iv hopeful btw.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 11:23am On May 29, 2013
sesG: Good day.. i wrote the test in abuja on sunday 12/05/2013 and was sent a success message. But didt get any interview invite. Pls any one in the house with a usefull advice on what i should do.Thnks
Call DBcareers n ask dem wassup wit ur own iv...
012798946
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 2:46pm On May 23, 2013
Cecero: Pls folks, i wrote my test, did interview, all at Abj. Now dey invited me 4 TS at owerre on 27th. I want 2kno if iv 4TS means dt u'v bn employed cos i'm not eager 2resign frm my present job at Abj if d job is nt yet assured? Also, is dia any possibility dt dey'll post me 2Abj after d training considering am nt eager 2leave Abj?
Sb pls help n ans
Hmmm... TS is were u r trained 4 n on d job u r meant to do for dem. Failure rate is very minute. So y won't u passhuh After all its jst an assessment of wat u were taught dia... So TS is as gud as u'v gotten d job.

I think u need to call hrDB concerning ur TS. U myt luckily b transfered to Abj TS which is startin same day. Som pple successfully changed frm Abj to owerri... Den bout postin, guess if u successfully change TS venue u'll hav nothin to worry bout postings outside abj. So call asap... 012798946.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 6:38pm On May 22, 2013
Ok... Now am wonderinghuh Y did u all hav to make a comment concerning dat farce of a post? It has nothin to do wit wat dis thread is all about. Pls I'll suggest ignoring him to avoid deralling dis thread further...

Now bak to biz, those dat got hav done dia medicals, hav u guys bin iv'd 4 TS? If not, hav u calld hrDB to find out wen u r lykly to start d ts.... Those waitin 4 medical iv hav u tried findin out wats stallin d process??... Those waiting 4 2nd interview wassup?... And Abj peeps, u guys shld jst chilax!(Chill + relax) Lol... Ur tym is comn...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by swizy: 1:49pm On May 22, 2013
bashit: please help me. up till now my application is bouncing back to the application page when I click on submit. those of you that yours are succesful, pls so me the way.
Fill all d spaces dia. Som pple do leave d ones dat were not compulsory I.e nysc cert no grades in o'level. I think dats y its not submittin. So try n fill those spaces. Also use d workforce site if u r usin ur mobile phone.
Hope it helps.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 4:54pm On May 21, 2013
cuteyangel: I did my test n interview in calabar...test was on 25th and my 2 interviews were on 26th...datz all
Pls which of d TS were u invited to? Abj or Owerri?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 1:22pm On May 20, 2013
cuteyangel: Gotten my TS invite...finali
Pls wen is d TS starting? I mean d date of resumptionhuh Pls oda's dat got d TS shld reply asap!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 6:21pm On May 13, 2013
henchyk: What was it like ? What kind of questions ? Any physical examination like checking fingernails, socks, and undies ? Did they ask anything to test your knowledge of the bank ? Please answer.
Lwgmh!!! Na wa ohuh... Which establishment does dis ur kind of interview plshuh? I'd lyk to knw were u got dat idea frm...lol
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 3:16pm On May 13, 2013
Jayeris: Thank you very much. I may not be able to get the attestation letter because the school i finished from, Nas Uni keffi, has been closed down indefinitely due to violence. Well, its all good, the experience has been worthwhile.
Since ur own case is spectacular, I'll suggest u still go wen iv'd 4 d interview. Dey'll knw wat special consideration to give u. Some pple cam witout sth(dunno xactly) n dey were rescheduled 4 d interview... Don't giv up yet. U may find favour.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 1:36pm On May 13, 2013
I would appreciate if someone can provide answer to dis; my abuja test was successful, the address on my CV is lagos, does that mean that my interview will holds in abuja or lagos?
Thanks! One love.[/quote]D recruitment is 4 North(Abuja), so were u did ur test (i.e state) is were u'll certainly do ur 1st n 2nd interview n most lykly d rest of d stages.




@jay. If it is certain dat ur original cert is not ready, u can get an attestation frm ur sch to dat effect which'll serve. But if ur original cert is available in ur sch, do all u can to go bak to ur sch n get it. Cos diaz no movin ahead witout any of dese. Ur original waec or neco result + original birth cert inclusive!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 7:02am On May 13, 2013
Hmmm... Its bin interesting sitting by d side n watchn dis Abj pple do dia own tingy. Na una tym sha... And u pple used it to pursue d odas dat r ahead in d process...

Now am wondering... U'v passd d test, will u ask 4 interview tipshuh Who'll answer u? Do u hav anyoda Q'shuh Who'll ans uhuh
Its not as if u can't pass successfully thru d whole stages on ur own, but com to think of it, y were u here (on dis thread) in d 1st placehuh Was it to tell dose here dat u can do it on ur own or was it to seek d opinions n help of those who'v gone thru d same processhuh...

No man is an island.

This world is a small place.

Do unto odas as u'll want it to b done unto u!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Diamond Bank Test by swizy: 7:19pm On May 10, 2013
Eddiesol: Hello house, im writing mine on sunday by 12pm. Im not too good @ Gmat, but im optimistic of making it through. Any advice pls?
lemme not assume, but how can u say u r not too gud in gmathuh As in all d difft sections relatin to d test, none is easy 4 uhuh U don't knw english(reading n comprehension, sentence completion, lexis n structure etc) or maths or data interpretationhuh Wait o... Hav u gone thru all d pages of a Gmat b4huh Cos u don't sound lyk u hav...

All I can say is, Go n Study!!!

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