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Politics / Re: Edward Onoja Replies Trolls On Facebook by swizzdre(m): 7:20am On Jan 03, 2018
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Politics / Edward Onoja Replies Trolls On Facebook by swizzdre(m): 7:19am On Jan 03, 2018
Chief Of Staff To Kogi State Governor, Edward Onoja Replies Trolls On Facebook

Edward Onoja gave some savagery replies to some Kogi state indigenes on facebook. grin grin grin

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Food / Re: Nigerian Lady Orders 'Burger' In Tanzania, But She Got 'Mboga' (Photo) by swizzdre(m): 8:47am On Dec 29, 2017
shey make we fry mess ni
Romance / Re: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Photos To The Farm by swizzdre(m): 9:05pm On Dec 19, 2017
Kingstel:
Nice kiss


Xmas Bonanza! I have got a beautiful Sony LCD tv 24" for sale in Abuja. Reach me for pics and price via PMs
nawao u never still see this tv sell?
Politics / Re: Governor Umahi's N10k And 2 Bags Of Rice Each Christmas Gift To Workers by swizzdre(m): 10:45am On Dec 19, 2017
apart from 13 month?
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Granted N100,000 Bail Over Mr 2kay Robbery by swizzdre(m): 6:31pm On Dec 18, 2017
u dont mean it

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Politics / Re: Blow Whistle When You See Fake Drugs - NAFDAC Tells Nigerians by swizzdre(m): 3:20pm On Dec 18, 2017
for how much
Celebrities / Re: LAX Performs In His NYSC Uniform At OLIC4 by swizzdre(m): 10:01pm On Dec 17, 2017
JaayStar:
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wax on; lax
Romance / Re: Christian Man & Muslim Lady From Kogi Who Met On Facebook Set To Wed (Photos) by swizzdre(m): 2:40pm On Dec 17, 2017
Omera, i remember those FGC Ugwalawo days, crazy dude.
Sports / Re: Thierry Henry Arrives Nigeria (Pictures) by swizzdre(m): 2:25pm On Dec 17, 2017
veekid:

bring him to Agege, let's welcome him



Skunk dey here
see better green leaves!
Health / Re: Disabled Young Man On Crutches Shares His Story (Photos) by swizzdre(m): 4:24am On Dec 16, 2017
mauricerex:
Kinda reminds me of j. cole's song LOVE YOURS
aint nothing like a life thats better than yours
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim & Iceberg Slim Are Oros Ambassadors (Photos) by swizzdre(m): 8:31am On Dec 14, 2017
I like wearing female cologne, do I have bobrisky tendencies?

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Politics / Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Dressed In Arabian Attire For Premiere Of "The Wedding Party 2" by swizzdre(m): 8:35am On Dec 12, 2017
levrin:
@GISTMORE

Dolapo Osinbajo, the wife of Vice President of Nigeria, also stepped out for the premiere of 'The Wedding Party 2' in Lagos dressed in an Arabian attire according to the theme.

VIA https://www.gistmore.com/vp-osinbajos-wife-dolapo-also-dressed-arabian-attire-premiere-wedding-party-2-photo
why she come resemble amaechi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear 2017 Pre-selected Applicant, Do NOT Give Out Your BVN Print Out To Anyone. by swizzdre(m): 5:42pm On Dec 11, 2017
Jolar101:


Well you are right, it is our money.

Trust me those corrupt government officials in charge of Npower will soon ask for PVCs codes to rig elections as part of registration process.
they can't try that one, it's digging their own political grave.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear 2017 Pre-selected Applicant, Do NOT Give Out Your BVN Print Out To Anyone. by swizzdre(m): 2:01pm On Dec 11, 2017
Jolar101:



Look for something better to do, forget about scam called northern power(Npower). Calculates how much you spent on transportation and feeding in playing Npower for 30-31 days.
I have other things doing, I have a farm, poultry and rabbit, I am a graphic designer and other smaller endeavor, but it is our money cuz it's a contract and I've played my part.
Politics / Re: FFK Reacts To Man Who Showed Support For Fulani Herdmen Killings, Queries Buhari by swizzdre(m): 1:48pm On Dec 11, 2017
But must Buhari tell DSS to arrest him before they do?

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Career / Re: Breaking News: Kogi State Wheelbarrow Pushers Embarked On Indefinite Strike by swizzdre(m): 1:19pm On Dec 11, 2017
phinaluv:
yea atleast it's better Dan IMO state
I'm sure u don't know kogi state
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dear 2017 Pre-selected Applicant, Do NOT Give Out Your BVN Print Out To Anyone. by swizzdre(m): 7:31am On Dec 11, 2017
Please what's happening to our stipend, today is 11th already, atleast u gave a reason for the delay last month. A labourer deserves his wages!

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Career / Re: Breaking News: Kogi State Wheelbarrow Pushers Embarked On Indefinite Strike by swizzdre(m): 7:20am On Dec 11, 2017
Lol, can anything good come from my state?

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Celebrities / Re: Why Many Actors, Actresses Attend White-garment Churches – Actress Adesegha by swizzdre(m): 7:58am On Dec 10, 2017
Nice lips, blow work comes to mind
Literature / Re: Letter To The Less Privileged, From Sassynigerian by swizzdre(m): 7:39am On Dec 10, 2017
Start a church
Crime / Re: Man Drinking Stabbed To Death In Sapele Hotel (Graphic Photos) by swizzdre(m): 4:29pm On Dec 08, 2017
Naso.he was just drinking and they just came and stab him like that! Just like that! Wicked world, make I roast my last yam chop abeg

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Career / Re: Keke Driver Who Returned Nearly N600K Forgotten By Woman Gets Rewarded. Photos by swizzdre(m): 8:07am On Nov 27, 2017
DanseMacabre:


Why you no put arizona?
i skip am
Career / Re: Keke Driver Who Returned Nearly N600K Forgotten By Woman Gets Rewarded. Photos by swizzdre(m): 6:35am On Nov 24, 2017
DanseMacabre:
This very same story was on the front page just a few weeks ago.



But one mod wey don smoke loud fit push am enter front page again. angry
kush master, mr loud, king of colorado, pawpaw expert. oshey!
Celebrities / Re: Adeola Smart Confirms Malivelihood Engaged Her With A 156K Diamond Ring by swizzdre(m): 7:43am On Nov 22, 2017
this is Smart Adeyemi daughter nw, whtat y'all expect, na investment
Celebrities / Re: Dencia Steps Out In Bathrobe For Early Morning Interview On TVC,Lagos (pics by swizzdre(m): 9:06am On Nov 15, 2017
Watermelonman:
I remember how this biatch was screaming down the whole hotel that early morning while Paul Pogba was pounding off her worn out pussy__ in a hotel we were lodged in London.
weldone sir
Science/Technology / Re: Goat In Yobe Gives Birth To 'Human-Like' Creature (Photos) by swizzdre(m): 7:53am On Oct 30, 2017
Jimohdd:
One happened IN adankolo that year
I remember that year for Adankolo, near st luke
Politics / Re: Rashida Bello Or Amina Bello: Who Is Yahaya Bello’s First Lady? (See Photo) by swizzdre(m): 8:19am On Oct 20, 2017
blackbeau1:
He needs a 3rd wife so he can decide grin
he has 5 wives already
Career / Re: Man Carrying 5 Bags Of Cement On His Head. .. by swizzdre(m): 7:50am On Oct 20, 2017
after 1 card of tramadol....
Romance / Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by swizzdre(m): 6:07am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
you are HIV positive sir

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