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Celebrities / Re: Davido Had A Baby Before Imade & Veronica But Abandoned Her - Kemi Olunloyo by swizzdre(m): 3:48am On Nov 06, 2018
Davido has money, his dad doesn't care if he phhucks about without condom, they are ready to accept his bastardy, then why will he abandon a child he knows he is the father?

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Politics / Re: Kowa Party Youth Leader Announces Party Nationwide Grassroot Meeting by swizzdre(m): 11:21am On Nov 02, 2018
Let us come together and support kowa, the party of the youth and future, enough of recycling old and dumb politicians. This is our time!
Phones / Re: Samsung Sues Ksenia Sobchak, Ambassador For Using An Iphone X On TV by swizzdre(m): 8:03am On Oct 26, 2018
izzy4shizzy:
Na so nau,

you no the work for GTB then collect salary for first bank

Hiding it with paper on live TV, how senseless is that..

She puts the STEW in STEWpid
nice drift
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Iraqi Boy Murdered Because Of His Feminine Looks, Video Goes Viral by swizzdre(m): 9:47pm On Oct 12, 2018
jhubril:

SMH. Who on earth are you to elicit a response from me? I don't owe morons like you any explanation. If you meet me in real life ,you will melt and apologize for your ignorance.

I won't curse you. If I do actually ,I will invoke God against you and yours and I will be here to read about how things are eventually going to fall apart for you and yours. Nothing is as inevitable as Karma. You are already battling with mid-life crises !
lol, did i hit a nerve. loosen up bruh. you too uptight. stay warm.one love
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Iraqi Boy Murdered Because Of His Feminine Looks, Video Goes Viral by swizzdre(m): 2:13pm On Oct 12, 2018
No
jhubril:


Let me introduce myself to you bro. I look beautiful facially yet I am a man. I realize this is something that has to do with genetic and not choice. It's true that people can hate one for this reason and I have had similar experience. But I have learned from it. I have been able to outgrow the hate or criticism myself but I always sympathize with people who may be experiencing something like this.

I can't see the correlation between looking beautiful as a man and being gay. Is there a parallel? I'm beginning to hate human beings but I have not lost my sanity.
just come outta the closet already bruh
Romance / Re: 'How Sexual Harassment Is Normalised In Secondary Schools' - Lady by swizzdre(m): 2:01pm On Oct 08, 2018
Earthbound:
What is this aunty saying? The same girls will give you yansh and boobies to rock during social nights (Saturday Saturday medicine grin ). High school was sweet o.

If you attended a full boarding school, you'd know only sharp chics were quaved and what not....and they were cool with it. It was part of what gave them rep too.

Modified.
I think it's safe to say it's easy to come to the conclusion that the lady in question was probably unattractive in secondary school.
apt! No be everybody we dey quave then, some level of tripping must be involved before you tap, boys dey chop slap on top quaving back then sef

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Crime / Re: 5 Guys Drug And Rape 2 Girls They Met Via Facebook In Lagos - Photos by swizzdre(m): 1:22pm On Oct 06, 2018
jbtobsyn:

Send your mail.
please send to lizabethbrianz@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Zena And Zalli: Kelvin Boj Welcomes Twins With His Wife (Photo) by swizzdre(m): 5:56am On Oct 04, 2018
greatcarz4:


98/99 set ... congrat bro
that's my set nw, I don't remember this guy o
Celebrities / Re: Zena And Zalli: Kelvin Boj Welcomes Twins With His Wife (Photo) by swizzdre(m): 9:48pm On Oct 03, 2018
arabralph:
Congrats Kewve Kelvin Bojeghre,my Sec School mate way back at FGC Ugwolawo Kogi State.Congrats baba ibeji grin
Bros na which year for ugwalawo
Romance / Re: Ladies Name One Thing Men Do That Turns You Off But They Think It's A Turn On by swizzdre(m): 5:27am On Sep 27, 2018
Earthbound:

I see what you did there
I see it too! Offering head on code

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Education / Re: ABUAD Best Med Doctor, Esther Azom Gets N5.7m Car by swizzdre(m): 7:40am On Sep 18, 2018
Ganjasmokers everwhere
Car Talk / Re: Volkswagen Set To Retire The Beetles Model In 2019 by swizzdre(m): 7:47am On Sep 16, 2018
akinszz:
I still like that car. If I see one I fit buy. grin
I have one for sale in Ibadan for sale, well pimped with a new engine

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Car Talk / Re: Volkswagen Set To Retire The Beetles Model In 2019 by swizzdre(m): 7:45am On Sep 16, 2018
Ehyah
Career / Should I Quit My Job? by swizzdre(m): 4:04pm On Sep 14, 2018
I've been job searching for a very long time, while job searching I was doing minor businesses and making up to 50k per month averagely. I later registered with an outsourcing company that got me a job with a financial firm, I didn't know initially that it was a marketing role. The salary is 35k but I was made to believe that the commissions were very much and I won't even touch my salary. I resumed and on the first day we were told to start selling immediately without any form of training. I and the new recruits started roaming about not even sure of what we were doing, its an insurance company and they have a lot of products and we are expected to just read them all up and know them. I checked the commisions of the older staff and I was seeing 5k, 10k. What can 40k do in Lagos, I spend over 30k on transport alone. People are telling me to stay for the experience, I am 30years old. I'm confused. I've been there for almost a month and have not sold anything. I learnt if you dont make the target, you wont even be paid the full salary. My target is 500k. Forgive my grammar and spelling mistakes please.
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Helps Clear A Truck Causing Traffic Gridlock On Aba-Owerri Road by swizzdre(m): 9:30am On Sep 08, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

This is a sign that he has life in him. Leaders with life are always active, proactive and reactive. They're humanitarian in nature. Just look at the picture deeply. Without deceiving yourself, this is the only contestant from PDP that fills the void of youthfulness in Nigeria politics. He's bold, smart, vibrant, clever, brave, learned, calculative, innovative, managerial, economical, insightful, brilliant and intelligent. Humane youths love him because of the leadership spirit that abides in him. I'm a youth and I am not confused. Never in this life will I vote in a 77-year old illiterate into office. This is 21st century. Wise up please. We're not Northern illiterates. We are civilized Western people. Let's behave as such. How many times have you sat down to find out what the media doesn't want you to know about Saraki? There's something special about this man. His senatorial performance is a verifiable proof.
you almost convinced me
Politics / Re: Tambuwal To Tinubu: When You Were Denied Buhari’s VP, You Tried To Rock The Boat by swizzdre(m): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2018
torino88:
tinubu pity Nigerians na, buhari is old and week
year?
Celebrities / Re: Faith Ikuku 30th Birthday Celebration Photos. Celebrities Spotted by swizzdre(m): 2:29pm On Aug 10, 2018
Corrinthians:
AY needs to go easy on the weed and lips gloss. embarassed
that's the first thing I saw. Ay lips don cast

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Crime / Re: Celestine Egbunuche Nigeria Oldest Prisoner Marks 100th Birthday In Enugu Prison by swizzdre(m): 1:16pm On Aug 09, 2018
Gistusmore:
The man wife go don wait tire
crazi people errywhere

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Health / Re: 'I Used To Be Bullied'- Very Fat Man Shares His Shocking Weight Loss Journey(pi by swizzdre(m): 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2018
OK. Good. Bye
Celebrities / Re: Tracy And Treasure Daniels Pose In Bikinis (Photos) by swizzdre(m): 9:09am On Aug 08, 2018
Is it possible to pose without backsides
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2018
iLegendd:
Typing...

Modified: Changed my mind. undecided

Okay, let tell you this:

1. A married man / woman will tell you to tell the man.
2. A single boy / girl will tell you to mind your business
3. I'll tell you to ignore the two above and download book called ChatDicted 1.0 Intro for free. www.wetclef.com/topic330.html


Final answer is, call the woman 1-on-1 and let her know you know what is going on, but you won't tell her husband if she stops, else, you'll tell him.

It's not your job to report, but your job to admonish her first. If she continues, you can now report.
a whole new dimension. Thanks!
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 7:57pm On Jul 27, 2018
AngryNigerian22:
come you better tell him oooo, or unless this your story is a fake one undecided
it ain't fake, it's real o, the thing tire me sef
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 7:20pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
What manner of men will sit in a bar to be discussing about their spouse?

Now I see why she is cheating on him.
when at the bar, we talk about business, politics or sports. But when his wife calls to check up on him, he will always be grinning and telling me how lucky he is
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 7:00pm On Jul 27, 2018
osenidvdg:
Please don't tell him but make proper arrangement to set them up so that they would be caught in action there after you will now open up that if you have told him such he might not believe. if you tell him he will not believe but tell the wife who might kill you in the process as a stumbling block to her enjoyment.
hmm, that's a lot of work. I'll see if I can do that sha
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:59pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

Simple...

"Bros how far, e get wetin we need talk but make we go one joint"... Take him to a bar

at the bar...

"My guy, you know say you be my person and I no fit see wetin go kill you make I no talk"

"the level be say the kind movement wey I de see your wife and landlord de run ehn, e be like wetin no pure. (explain clearly)"


Thats it
this can really work, I dey bar with am like this. Funny thing is he is talking about his wife!
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:58pm On Jul 27, 2018
donbachi:
buy a new sim,den send am txt.
all that stress for snitching? That's bitchy
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:37pm On Jul 27, 2018
Olalan:
Hmmm, it requires lots of wisdom and diplomacy to tell your neighbour about his wife's cheating ways. Best thing is to make him catch them himself.......
I think I can make that happen, they knack like clockwork
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:36pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Maybe him wan cut him own share
I don't do wives! If person knack my wife, I fit kill both of them o
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:35pm On Jul 27, 2018
MrCork:




...errmm Bro. .instead of you going to create problem n breakKKup a happy marriage. .why dont u let my try much lock first & see if I can get her nomba...so u can be a good samaritan! ! (Real talk) cheesy
you wan follow for the promo
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:34pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

Funny Bro...

Looking for a babe on tope person wife? cheesy


Funny Dude in Peckam! May you find your light skinned sweetheart
I go help you with the number, since the girl dey do promo
Romance / Re: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(m): 6:33pm On Jul 27, 2018
donbachi:
Tell ur friend....but dis wan u neva tell am since...u sure sey...
how will I tell him, I'll be like 'em my man, you know, landlord and your wife, you know, they be knacking" nigga fit commit suicide o. Like I really know this guy, he go die

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