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CrimeRe: Wife Of Man Shot Dead In Ekiti Cries Out: “This World Is Full Of Wicked People" by swizzdre(m): 10:36pm On Dec 29, 2018
Madam please I need your number.
HealthRe: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by swizzdre(m): 6:46am On Dec 18, 2018
Damn son
Car TalkRe: Simple Ways To Prevent Your Car From Being Stolen by swizzdre(m): 10:39am On Nov 28, 2018
AutosBay:
Car theft is nothing new because everything of value attracts thieves and therefore extra care must be taken to prevent the loss of one’s valuables like a car to thieves, who most times strike when and where you least expect.
A car doesn’t have to be expen­sive to be a target. Thieves often steal vehicles just to strip them of their parts and metal compo­nents. Others steal cars to use as getaway vehicles while commit­ting other crimes. It doesn’t mat­ter if you drive a new luxury se­dan or an old pickup truck. Car theft is a reality that you need to guard against. Multiple devices are available that help protect against your vehicle getting sto­len.
Car theft is a serious prob­lem, and there is no right or wrong answer as far as what you should use to prevent it. How­ever, always lock all your doors, keep your windows up and follow basic common sense whenever leaving your vehicle. Additional security measures do help pre­vent your car from being stolen, but only if you use them consis­tently and in the way they are intended.

1. Car Alarm

Nearly everyone is familiar with the basic car alarm.
One advantage of car alarms is that they make it harder for a car thief to operate anonymous­ly. Thieves don’t want attention, and a loud, blaring siren is bound to get the attention of anyone nearby, including the car owner. As a result, the thief is more likely to bypass a car with an alarm for a vehicle without one.
The disadvantage of car alarms is how common they are and how often they go off acci­dently. The panic button on the key fob in someone’s pocket often gets pushed accidently, either in the pocket or while the owner is pulling the keys out, and this triggers a false alarm.

2. Steering Wheel Lock

A steering wheel lock bar slides over the steering wheel and locks in place, preventing a thief from being able to turn the wheel be­cause the bar hits the car door, preventing the wheel from turn­ing. The bar is typically made out of hardened metal to make it dif­ficult to cut. It also slides inward to make it more compact when not in use, allowing you to store it quickly. under the seat or in the trunk.
One advantage of the steering wheel lock bar is that it’s simple and easy to use. It fits onto the steering wheel in seconds and just requires a key to remove it. It is also cost-effective.

3. Kill Switch

A kill switch works either as a stand-alone device or with an alarm system. When a thief tries to start the car without a key, the kill switch cuts off the fuel to the car or shuts off the electri­cal system, preventing the thief from taking the car anywhere. The kill switch is disengaged with a plastic key or an entry code, much like a car alarm­.

Source: http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/simple-ways-prevent-your-car-being-stolen?utm_content=bufferfd7f2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
and get a good motor insurance from axa mansard insurance.
PoliticsRe: NTA Responds To Allegation That It Did Not Broadcast Atiku's Event by swizzdre(m): 5:30am On Nov 26, 2018
I Need to marry this early morning hard ons no be here
PoliticsRe: FG To Hand Over Offa Robbery Case To Kwara State Government by swizzdre(m): 6:54am On Nov 25, 2018
FarahAideed:
Oh you knew him before he was dismissed ?
yeah, even before he joined the Nigeria police, he was a street fighter, always fighting and making trouble in lokoja back then. He was dressed by all, stabbed and killed at will. He was a sociopath and psychopath
PoliticsRe: FG To Hand Over Offa Robbery Case To Kwara State Government by swizzdre(m): 6:45am On Nov 25, 2018
Edoh d bad guy. Rip. You reign wella for lokoja with your wahala. Only God knows how many people that guy has killed before joining the police
TravelRe: Chief Denied Entry Into A Plane In Enugu Because Of His Traditional Attire by swizzdre(m): 7:12am On Nov 08, 2018
What of he remove the cap and bees start stinging everybody. If you know...
CelebritiesRe: Davido Had A Baby Before Imade & Veronica But Abandoned Her - Kemi Olunloyo by swizzdre(m):
Davido has money, his dad doesn't care if he phhucks about without condom, they are ready to accept his bastardy, then why will he abandon a child he knows he is the father?
PoliticsRe: Kowa Party Youth Leader Announces Party Nationwide Grassroot Meeting by swizzdre(m): 11:21am On Nov 02, 2018
Let us come together and support kowa, the party of the youth and future, enough of recycling old and dumb politicians. This is our time!
PhonesRe: Samsung Sues Ksenia Sobchak, Ambassador For Using An Iphone X On TV by swizzdre(m): 8:03am On Oct 26, 2018
izzy4shizzy:
Na so nau,

you no the work for GTB then collect salary for first bank

Hiding it with paper on live TV, how senseless is that..

She puts the STEW in STEWpid
nice drift
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Iraqi Boy Murdered Because Of His Feminine Looks, Video Goes Viral by swizzdre(m): 9:47pm On Oct 12, 2018
jhubril:
SMH. Who on earth are you to elicit a response from me? I don't owe morons like you any explanation. If you meet me in real life ,you will melt and apologize for your ignorance.

I won't curse you. If I do actually ,I will invoke God against you and yours and I will be here to read about how things are eventually going to fall apart for you and yours. Nothing is as inevitable as Karma. You are already battling with mid-life crises !
lol, did i hit a nerve. loosen up bruh. you too uptight. stay warm.one love
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Iraqi Boy Murdered Because Of His Feminine Looks, Video Goes Viral by swizzdre(m): 2:13pm On Oct 12, 2018
No
jhubril:
Let me introduce myself to you bro. I look beautiful facially yet I am a man. I realize this is something that has to do with genetic and not choice. It's true that people can hate one for this reason and I have had similar experience. But I have learned from it. I have been able to outgrow the hate or criticism myself but I always sympathize with people who may be experiencing something like this.

I can't see the correlation between looking beautiful as a man and being gay. Is there a parallel? I'm beginning to hate human beings but I have not lost my sanity.
just come outta the closet already bruh
RomanceRe: 'How Sexual Harassment Is Normalised In Secondary Schools' - Lady by swizzdre(m): 2:01pm On Oct 08, 2018
Earthbound:
What is this aunty saying? The same girls will give you yansh and boobies to rock during social nights (Saturday Saturday medicine grin ). High school was sweet o.

If you attended a full boarding school, you'd know only sharp chics were quaved and what not....and they were cool with it. It was part of what gave them rep too.

Modified.
I think it's safe to say it's easy to come to the conclusion that the lady in question was probably unattractive in secondary school.
apt! No be everybody we dey quave then, some level of tripping must be involved before you tap, boys dey chop slap on top quaving back then sef
CrimeRe: 5 Guys Drug And Rape 2 Girls They Met Via Facebook In Lagos - Photos by swizzdre(m): 1:22pm On Oct 06, 2018
jbtobsyn:
Send your mail.
please send to lizabethbrianz@gmail.com
CelebritiesRe: Zena And Zalli: Kelvin Boj Welcomes Twins With His Wife (Photo) by swizzdre(m): 5:56am On Oct 04, 2018
greatcarz4:
98/99 set ... congrat bro
that's my set nw, I don't remember this guy o
CelebritiesRe: Zena And Zalli: Kelvin Boj Welcomes Twins With His Wife (Photo) by swizzdre(m): 9:48pm On Oct 03, 2018
arabralph:
Congrats Kewve Kelvin Bojeghre,my Sec School mate way back at FGC Ugwolawo Kogi State.Congrats baba ibeji grin
Bros na which year for ugwalawo
RomanceRe: Ladies Name One Thing Men Do That Turns You Off But They Think It's A Turn On by swizzdre(m): 5:27am On Sep 27, 2018
Earthbound:
I see what you did there
I see it too! Offering head on code
EducationRe: ABUAD Best Med Doctor, Esther Azom Gets N5.7m Car by swizzdre(m): 7:40am On Sep 18, 2018
Ganjasmokers everwhere
Car TalkRe: Volkswagen Set To Retire The Beetles Model In 2019 by swizzdre(m): 7:47am On Sep 16, 2018
akinszz:
I still like that car. If I see one I fit buy. grin
I have one for sale in Ibadan for sale, well pimped with a new engine
Car TalkRe: Volkswagen Set To Retire The Beetles Model In 2019 by swizzdre(m): 7:45am On Sep 16, 2018
Ehyah
CareerShould I Quit My Job? by swizzdre(op):
I've been job searching for a very long time, while job searching I was doing minor businesses and making up to 50k per month averagely. I later registered with an outsourcing company that got me a job with a financial firm, I didn't know initially that it was a marketing role. The salary is 35k but I was made to believe that the commissions were very much and I won't even touch my salary. I resumed and on the first day we were told to start selling immediately without any form of training. I and the new recruits started roaming about not even sure of what we were doing, its an insurance company and they have a lot of products and we are expected to just read them all up and know them. I checked the commisions of the older staff and I was seeing 5k, 10k. What can 40k do in Lagos, I spend over 30k on transport alone. People are telling me to stay for the experience, I am 30years old. I'm confused. I've been there for almost a month and have not sold anything. I learnt if you dont make the target, you wont even be paid the full salary. My target is 500k. Forgive my grammar and spelling mistakes please.
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Helps Clear A Truck Causing Traffic Gridlock On Aba-Owerri Road by swizzdre(m): 9:30am On Sep 08, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

This is a sign that he has life in him. Leaders with life are always active, proactive and reactive. They're humanitarian in nature. Just look at the picture deeply. Without deceiving yourself, this is the only contestant from PDP that fills the void of youthfulness in Nigeria politics. He's bold, smart, vibrant, clever, brave, learned, calculative, innovative, managerial, economical, insightful, brilliant and intelligent. Humane youths love him because of the leadership spirit that abides in him. I'm a youth and I am not confused. Never in this life will I vote in a 77-year old illiterate into office. This is 21st century. Wise up please. We're not Northern illiterates. We are civilized Western people. Let's behave as such. How many times have you sat down to find out what the media doesn't want you to know about Saraki? There's something special about this man. His senatorial performance is a verifiable proof.
you almost convinced me
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal To Tinubu: When You Were Denied Buhari’s VP, You Tried To Rock The Boat by swizzdre(m): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2018
torino88:
tinubu pity Nigerians na, buhari is old and week
year?
CelebritiesRe: Faith Ikuku 30th Birthday Celebration Photos. Celebrities Spotted by swizzdre(m): 2:29pm On Aug 10, 2018
Corrinthians:
AY needs to go easy on the weed and lips gloss. embarassed
that's the first thing I saw. Ay lips don cast
CrimeRe: Celestine Egbunuche Nigeria Oldest Prisoner Marks 100th Birthday In Enugu Prison by swizzdre(m): 1:16pm On Aug 09, 2018
Gistusmore:
The man wife go don wait tire
crazi people errywhere
HealthRe: 'I Used To Be Bullied'- Very Fat Man Shares His Shocking Weight Loss Journey(pi by swizzdre(m): 3:57pm On Aug 08, 2018
OK. Good. Bye
CelebritiesRe: Tracy And Treasure Daniels Pose In Bikinis (Photos) by swizzdre(m): 9:09am On Aug 08, 2018
Is it possible to pose without backsides
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(op): 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2018
iLegendd:
Typing...

Modified: Changed my mind. undecided

Okay, let tell you this:

1. A married man / woman will tell you to tell the man.
2. A single boy / girl will tell you to mind your business
3. I'll tell you to ignore the two above and download book called ChatDicted 1.0 Intro for free. www.wetclef.com/topic330.html


Final answer is, call the woman 1-on-1 and let her know you know what is going on, but you won't tell her husband if she stops, else, you'll tell him.

It's not your job to report, but your job to admonish her first. If she continues, you can now report.
a whole new dimension. Thanks!
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(op): 7:57pm On Jul 27, 2018
AngryNigerian22:
[color=darkblue] come you better tell him oooo, or unless this your story is a fake one[/color] undecided
it ain't fake, it's real o, the thing tire me sef
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(op): 7:20pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
What manner of men will sit in a bar to be discussing about their spouse?

Now I see why she is cheating on him.
when at the bar, we talk about business, politics or sports. But when his wife calls to check up on him, he will always be grinning and telling me how lucky he is
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by swizzdre(op): 7:00pm On Jul 27, 2018
osenidvdg:
Please don't tell him but make proper arrangement to set them up so that they would be caught in action there after you will now open up that if you have told him such he might not believe. if you tell him he will not believe but tell the wife who might kill you in the process as a stumbling block to her enjoyment.
hmm, that's a lot of work. I'll see if I can do that sha

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