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Celebrities / Re: OJ Simpson Dead From Cancer At 76 by swizzdre(m): 5:46pm On Apr 11
StOla:


Not rape, murderer of his wife.

He will face judgement of God, having likely escaped judgement of man.

Bleep you if you think OJ did it

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Always Have Sex Whenever She Comes To Visit? by swizzdre(m): 1:38pm On Nov 15, 2023
You don go love ashawo
Career / Re: Congratulations! You Have Been Selected For The FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation P by swizzdre(m): 10:26am On Nov 15, 2023
Please add 09051680531
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: At What Age Did You Start Working? by swizzdre(m): 7:00pm On Nov 11, 2021
Since Dem born me
Culture / Re: IFA'S CREATION Story 1 by swizzdre(m): 6:22pm On Aug 08, 2021
@lalasticlala @dagreatman50
Culture / Re: IFA'S CREATION Story 1 by swizzdre(m): 6:21pm On Aug 08, 2021
Enlightening, this is more explanatory than every other creation story I have ever heard.
Celebrities / Re: Suicide: Dahlia Sky Found Dead After Suffering Depression by swizzdre(m): 8:39pm On Jul 16, 2021
ForestHill:
The psychology behind it is that they value everything; thus being over conscious over them. Too much of everything is bad, even too much wisdom.
wow, I see why you a j.cole fan

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by swizzdre(m): 1:49pm On Apr 21, 2021
Folabifreeman:
*Light's Kpoli*

From the look of things

I deduce that:

1) Her death was simply a coincidence
2) Her death is highly shrouded in Deep Occultic Mumbo Jumbo

Folabi Freeman rise!
easy on the weed bro
Romance / Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by swizzdre(m): 10:26pm On Apr 14, 2021
SmellySperm:
just get her some nice deodorant bro..

how old is she? I just hope you've got no strings attached. just help her with an open mind. Bless up
you might be advicing a pedophile
Politics / Re: Farouk Lawan: Lassa Fever Killed My Witness’ Brother by swizzdre(m): 10:18am On Jan 29, 2020
This people just dey use is catch cruise
Celebrities / Re: Davido, King Patrick, Chioma, Peruzzi: The love-vendor Story by swizzdre(m): 1:31pm On Jan 18, 2020
Ok
Politics / Re: Senator Benjamin Uwajumogu Slumps And Dies by swizzdre(m): 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2019
Daaaaaaaamn

This nigga dead.

One less problem.

RIP

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Politics / Re: Kogi 2019: Lecturer Injured In PDP, APC Supporters’ Clash by swizzdre(m): 5:58am On Oct 07, 2019
Carsontyqa:
I personally hate that man(ogbo) he's a big problem to us student...heading many units/gangs in the school...nigga was shadding GYB all of a sudden we saw him campaignin 4 him on air...now he's doing door to door campaign.


imagine him asking me to go and cut my hair before entering exam hall in my 1st, 2nd and 3rd year....na secondary school?
that guy give me my only carry over for 400level second semester because he like my babe. Na 20k I use bail myself after everybody go beg am
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of These Were You "Disciplined" With While Growing Up? by swizzdre(m): 4:28am On Sep 21, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



The only reason I turned out perfect in life is because my parents meted out all of the above on me.
They were even ingenious enough to use telephone wires as whip on my back any time I faltered when doing the Almighty pick-pin.
THE IRONY

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Politics / Re: APC Nigeria Buttresses On The Spread Of Fake News On Social Media by swizzdre(m): 5:06am On Sep 17, 2019
True talk, like how they used fake news to make us vote for them

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Politics / Re: 469 Senators, Reps To Pocket 191,954 Civil Servants’ Monthly Salaries by swizzdre(m): 5:46am On Aug 18, 2019
Ovoko!
Career / Re: Lady Quits Her £50k Job To Start Her Own Business, Buys Her 1st House At 25 by swizzdre(m): 6:31pm On Aug 10, 2019
Citytrend:
Sweetheart it all depends on what Brings you joy.
The very Fabric you were made of. Who you are and whose you are in your subconscious Being. Talking about your Gifting and your Audience!

Anyway, i will Build a Professional Logo for your Product or Company For 1k. Offer valid today only. See my info below to Chat me up on WhatsAp
quit smoking weed bro

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Politics / Re: How Leaked Memo Unravel The Mystery Behind INEC’s mysterious Server’ by swizzdre(m): 8:11am On Jul 14, 2019
Racoon:

INEC under the APC govt has simple became a worser embodiment of gross fraud & corruption.
was about to take you seriously till I saw 'worser'
Food / Re: Accredited Amala Joints In Nigeria (2018 List) by swizzdre(m): 7:47am On May 29, 2019
I don try o, I know most of these joints

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Sanwo-olu Makes First Appointment by swizzdre(m): 6:49am On May 29, 2019
OzziOhinoyi:
grin

Forward looking governor with modern touch to leadership unlike some fellow sitting somewhere in the Confluence City. SMH.
bros like say u know my mind. That Yahaya Bello is a shame and disgrace to leadership worldwide.

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Walks Nasir Ajanah, Chief Judge Out From State Function by swizzdre(m): 8:58am On May 22, 2019
HisSexcellency:
Seems yahaya bello has a powerful drummer somewhere backing this his terrible dance steps in government house.
Why will any sane governor be gathering more political enemies in an election year like this
the drummers name is Edward Onoja

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Crime / Re: Man Who Is To Wed Today Found Dead In Kogi. Photo by swizzdre(m): 4:32pm On May 03, 2019
binsanni:
your sure say you go reach monday sad sad



nothing good will ever come from this Kogi State shuoooo cry cry

R.I.P sad sad sad
don't write us off just yet
Sports / Re: Danny Drinkwater Charged With Drink-driving After Crash by swizzdre(m): 6:35am On Apr 10, 2019
Stick to drinking water drinkwater

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Family / Re: 81-year-old Man Remarries 70-year-old Wife, 32 Years After They Separated by swizzdre(m): 6:53am On Feb 09, 2019
The woman be like'lets just get isshhh over' it's dusty down there with cobwebs hovering

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Crime / Re: Wife Of Man Shot Dead In Ekiti Cries Out: “This World Is Full Of Wicked People" by swizzdre(m): 10:36pm On Dec 29, 2018
Madam please I need your number.

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Health / Re: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by swizzdre(m): 6:46am On Dec 18, 2018
Damn son
Car Talk / Re: Simple Ways To Prevent Your Car From Being Stolen by swizzdre(m): 10:39am On Nov 28, 2018
AutosBay:
Car theft is nothing new because everything of value attracts thieves and therefore extra care must be taken to prevent the loss of one’s valuables like a car to thieves, who most times strike when and where you least expect.
A car doesn’t have to be expen­sive to be a target. Thieves often steal vehicles just to strip them of their parts and metal compo­nents. Others steal cars to use as getaway vehicles while commit­ting other crimes. It doesn’t mat­ter if you drive a new luxury se­dan or an old pickup truck. Car theft is a reality that you need to guard against. Multiple devices are available that help protect against your vehicle getting sto­len.
Car theft is a serious prob­lem, and there is no right or wrong answer as far as what you should use to prevent it. How­ever, always lock all your doors, keep your windows up and follow basic common sense whenever leaving your vehicle. Additional security measures do help pre­vent your car from being stolen, but only if you use them consis­tently and in the way they are intended.

1. Car Alarm

Nearly everyone is familiar with the basic car alarm.
One advantage of car alarms is that they make it harder for a car thief to operate anonymous­ly. Thieves don’t want attention, and a loud, blaring siren is bound to get the attention of anyone nearby, including the car owner. As a result, the thief is more likely to bypass a car with an alarm for a vehicle without one.
The disadvantage of car alarms is how common they are and how often they go off acci­dently. The panic button on the key fob in someone’s pocket often gets pushed accidently, either in the pocket or while the owner is pulling the keys out, and this triggers a false alarm.

2. Steering Wheel Lock

A steering wheel lock bar slides over the steering wheel and locks in place, preventing a thief from being able to turn the wheel be­cause the bar hits the car door, preventing the wheel from turn­ing. The bar is typically made out of hardened metal to make it dif­ficult to cut. It also slides inward to make it more compact when not in use, allowing you to store it quickly. under the seat or in the trunk.
One advantage of the steering wheel lock bar is that it’s simple and easy to use. It fits onto the steering wheel in seconds and just requires a key to remove it. It is also cost-effective.

3. Kill Switch

A kill switch works either as a stand-alone device or with an alarm system. When a thief tries to start the car without a key, the kill switch cuts off the fuel to the car or shuts off the electri­cal system, preventing the thief from taking the car anywhere. The kill switch is disengaged with a plastic key or an entry code, much like a car alarm­.

Source: http://www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/simple-ways-prevent-your-car-being-stolen?utm_content=bufferfd7f2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
and get a good motor insurance from axa mansard insurance.
Politics / Re: NTA Responds To Allegation That It Did Not Broadcast Atiku's Event by swizzdre(m): 5:30am On Nov 26, 2018
I Need to marry this early morning hard ons no be here

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Politics / Re: FG To Hand Over Offa Robbery Case To Kwara State Government by swizzdre(m): 6:54am On Nov 25, 2018
FarahAideed:


Oh you knew him before he was dismissed ?
yeah, even before he joined the Nigeria police, he was a street fighter, always fighting and making trouble in lokoja back then. He was dressed by all, stabbed and killed at will. He was a sociopath and psychopath
Politics / Re: FG To Hand Over Offa Robbery Case To Kwara State Government by swizzdre(m): 6:45am On Nov 25, 2018
Edoh d bad guy. Rip. You reign wella for lokoja with your wahala. Only God knows how many people that guy has killed before joining the police
Travel / Re: Chief Denied Entry Into A Plane In Enugu Because Of His Traditional Attire by swizzdre(m): 7:12am On Nov 08, 2018
What of he remove the cap and bees start stinging everybody. If you know...

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