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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians And Kenyans Attack One Another On Twitter (hilarious!) by swopeal(m): 5:58pm On Oct 30, 2015

its jst all fun and games, dnt take it too hard

Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians And Kenyans Attack One Another On Twitter (hilarious!) by swopeal(m): 5:53pm On Oct 30, 2015

LmfAOooooo, Nigerians are mean...actually thought this tweet fight ended in 2013

Family › Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by swopeal(m): 9:28am On Oct 15, 2015

Anytime i suspect my 4yrs+ step-bro of doing something bad and i try to coerce him to tell me the truth, the investigation always ends inconclusive cuz our convo wuld go ds way
Me: who did this?!!! say the truth

His reply sad

very slowly with tears in his eyes) the truth!!!
then he keeps repeating the phrase "the truth" since that was what i ordered him to say

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Pets › Re: Unexpected Animal Friendship This Is Amazing by swopeal(m): 4:56pm On Jun 12, 2015

The lesser animals at d bottom off the food chain have resolved to adopt a method created by humans for the sole purpose of survival and this is called "famzing"

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Romance › Re: Pic: Boyfriends Will You Accept This From Your Girlfriend?? by swopeal(m): 11:53am On May 30, 2015

very nice...lyk who wants 2 personalize u b4?? ama mak an intimacy gadget outta ya.Hoe!!!

Family › Re: He Found A Condom In His Mum's Bag..what Should He Do? by swopeal(m): 11:49am On May 30, 2015

ds yung man shuld understand dat nt all women welcome the idea of vibrators

Crime › Re: My Parents Are Using My Destiny To Get Wealth –varsity Undergraduate by swopeal(m): 11:41am On May 30, 2015

He is suffering from psychosis like mist Nigerians. Even as an undergraduate he does not have the cognitive ability and mental clarity of a normal kindregaten child in a society where reasons abounds.

So it a case of either madness or "retardedness" A typical Nigerian syndrome.[/quote]bros na wa 4 u ooo...u jst end d boy destiny lyk dat,ds shit is mean man

Crime › Re: My Parents Are Using My Destiny To Get Wealth –varsity Undergraduate by swopeal(m): 11:38am On May 30, 2015

Young man all u nid is a gud lawyer,u nd ur parents shuld share d holdings mayb 70-30 i think dats fair enuf,dnt dull man dere aint no 2 many ways of making money in ds country grin

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Flaunts N8million Power Bike And Crib by swopeal(m): 6:06pm On May 27, 2015

dere shuld b no hating on d niccur...d guy literally worked 4 his cool cash

Nairaland General › Re: Found This In Front Of My House. What Is It Called In Your Local Dialect?? by swopeal(m): 6:00pm On May 27, 2015

d snake aint dat big...see d slippers nd d snake in dat other image

Crime › Re: 2 Police Men Beaten To Pulp By A Labourer In Lagos.. by swopeal(m): 5:49pm On May 27, 2015

buh this guy bad sha,d guy jst win d handicap match flawlessly...1 gbosa 4 d black hulk jhoor!!!

Culture › Re: King Jaja Of Opobo And Wives In The 1870s [ Location: Rivers State ] by swopeal(m): 6:29pm On May 21, 2015

I would personally like to relate king jaja to one of mah frnds who fancy d pu**y over other parts "pu**y no dey wor wor" he would always say ;DI

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Every Young Ambitious Struggling Man Should Forget 'Love' by swopeal(m): 8:14am On May 17, 2015

give this guy a medal cool

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Romance › Re: CHAI!!! See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Said NO To Sex! by swopeal(m): 2:53pm On Apr 15, 2015

ogbeni if u dnt find sex appealing den wat appeals u...jerking off?

Sports › Re: Best Ever Goal Scored By The Super Eagles by swopeal(m): 9:37am On Apr 04, 2015

ednut1:
jay jay in the nations cup final 2000. bt d recent AYC final. dat goal against senegal. is d best eva goal by a nigerian

your head dey dere

Music/Radio › Re: A Top Nigerian Artist Just Offered Him 5M To Buy His Song... Should He Sell? by swopeal(m): 9:34am On Apr 04, 2015

make sure u dnt sell it,hold on to it,infact chop it nd wen u finally release d song only ur family members would buy...hw can u evn think twice abt selling a song 4 five million

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Politics › Re: Governor Mimiko Stops Salaries Of His Deputy’s Aides by swopeal(m): 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2015

people wey no defect sef,e dey gree pay dem?

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo : Goats Relaxing And Sleeping On Top Of Transformer by swopeal(m): 7:45am On Mar 18, 2015

Walahi,this goat confidence pass Asari Dokubo own

Romance › Re: I Caught My Mom Sleeping With My Best Friend by swopeal(m): 7:42am On Mar 18, 2015

gbese re oo...gba mukutu mukutu mukutu

Fashion › Re: Can Someone Explain This Hairstyle To Me (photo) by swopeal(m): 4:57pm On Feb 25, 2015

hellstyle

Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Do If This Chic Slaps Your Girl? (Photo) by swopeal(m): 4:41pm On Feb 25, 2015

scholes23:
Guys.. You're walking on the street with your babe. This lady in the picture below walks up to your babe and slaps her. What will you do?

Sincere comments pls.

she has to knw dat obviously nt all quarrells shuld b settled with violence

Family › Re: Funniest And Craziest Things You Did When You Were A Kid by swopeal(m): 11:00pm On Feb 18, 2015

lordprosh:
i rememba jumping from our landlord's car..did it with other kids
until i jumpd nd broke m arm..cant forget that night..no one was home..i just went inside to sleep.
wen dad got back from work he noticed d swollen arm nd took m to d hospital
to con take injection con turn world war 3,4 and 5

i did lot of crazy tinx as a child..swiming in d compound water tank
using shaving stick to cut my hair

Lol...ur a funny dude

Family › Re: Funniest And Craziest Things You Did When You Were A Kid by swopeal(m): 10:54pm On Feb 17, 2015

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

you were dull then faaa...Lwkmd!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 12:04pm On Feb 17, 2015

bettingbad:
Thanks for the little confession, did you fail it during your WASSCE

its official,this one has no sense

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 8:10am On Feb 17, 2015

bettingbad:
Hmm, United scrape through. Expect war at Old Trafford, you guys won the game luckily at The Emirates earlier in the season, let's see how this one goes, hopefully no key injuries to both sides.

english is hard ooo,buh dnt worry we wuld "scrape" through again

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 8:07am On Feb 17, 2015

timidapsin:
6k

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2015

timidapsin:
Dancing Shoki
Ticket don Chop

no tell me say na 3K u chop ooo

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2015

thats how u show who's boss,u mak dem think dey ar ahead at first den u do d damage...Red is not jst a colour #united4lyf

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 10:39pm On Feb 16, 2015

Ekaka1:
Somehow, l knew their inexperience will do them in after I saw them celebrating their 1-0 wildly like they won two World cups in one match

leave dem,chicken brained boys

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 10:31pm On Feb 16, 2015

adebisiolumide5:
Di Maria and Falcao Can buy the whole Preston team!!

Owo Jo na!!!

You go meet arsenal soon!!

assnal na team,evn Moyes beat assnal

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Preston Vs Manchester United FA Cup (1 - 3) On 16th February 2015 by swopeal(m): 10:26pm On Feb 16, 2015

Segadem:
Oga how many minutes u take write dis epistle?
In a live match?

i dey wonder d kind novel wey u write 4 Moyes time undecided

Segadem:
Oga how many minutes u take write dis epistle?
In a live match?

i dey wonder d kind novel wey u write 4 Moyes time

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