its jst all fun and games, dnt take it too hard

LmfAOooooo, Nigerians are mean...actually thought this tweet fight ended in 2013

Anytime i suspect my 4yrs+ step-bro of doing something bad and i try to coerce him to tell me the truth, the investigation always ends inconclusive cuz our convo wuld go ds way
Me: who did this?!!! say the truth

His replyvery slowly with tears in his eyes) the truth!!!
then he keeps repeating the phrase "the truth" since that was what i ordered him to say

The lesser animals at d bottom off the food chain have resolved to adopt a method created by humans for the sole purpose of survival and this is called "famzing"

very nice...lyk who wants 2 personalize u b4?? ama mak an intimacy gadget outta ya.Hoe!!!

ds yung man shuld understand dat nt all women welcome the idea of vibrators

He is suffering from psychosis like mist Nigerians. Even as an undergraduate he does not have the cognitive ability and mental clarity of a normal kindregaten child in a society where reasons abounds.

So it a case of either madness or "retardedness" A typical Nigerian syndrome.[/quote]bros na wa 4 u ooo...u jst end d boy destiny lyk dat,ds shit is mean man

Young man all u nid is a gud lawyer,u nd ur parents shuld share d holdings mayb 70-30 i think dats fair enuf,dnt dull man dere aint no 2 many ways of making money in ds country

dere shuld b no hating on d niccur...d guy literally worked 4 his cool cash

d snake aint dat big...see d slippers nd d snake in dat other image

buh this guy bad sha,d guy jst win d handicap match flawlessly...1 gbosa 4 d black hulk jhoor!!!

I would personally like to relate king jaja to one of mah frnds who fancy d pu**y over other parts "pu**y no dey wor wor" he would always say ;DI

give this guy a medal

ogbeni if u dnt find sex appealing den wat appeals u...jerking off?

ednut1:
jay jay in the nations cup final 2000. bt d recent AYC final. dat goal against senegal. is d best eva goal by a nigerian

your head dey dere

make sure u dnt sell it,hold on to it,infact chop it nd wen u finally release d song only ur family members would buy...hw can u evn think twice abt selling a song 4 five million

people wey no defect sef,e dey gree pay dem?

Walahi,this goat confidence pass Asari Dokubo own

gbese re oo...gba mukutu mukutu mukutu

hellstyle

scholes23:
Guys.. You're walking on the street with your babe. This lady in the picture below walks up to your babe and slaps her. What will you do?

Sincere comments pls.

she has to knw dat obviously nt all quarrells shuld b settled with violence

lordprosh:

i rememba jumping from our landlord's car..did it with other kids
until i jumpd nd broke m arm..cant forget that night..no one was home..i just went inside to sleep.
wen dad got back from work he noticed d swollen arm nd took m to d hospital
to con take injection con turn world war 3,4 and 5


i did lot of crazy tinx as a child..swiming in d compound water tank
using shaving stick to cut my hair

Lol...ur a funny dude

pussypounder:
I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

you were dull then faaa...Lwkmd!!!

bettingbad:


Thanks for the little confession, did you fail it during your WASSCE

its official,this one has no sense

bettingbad:
Hmm, United scrape through. Expect war at Old Trafford, you guys won the game luckily at The Emirates earlier in the season, let's see how this one goes, hopefully no key injuries to both sides.

english is hard ooo,buh dnt worry we wuld "scrape" through again

timidapsin:

6k

timidapsin:

6k

timidapsin:
Dancing Shoki
Ticket don Chop

no tell me say na 3K u chop ooo

thats how u show who's boss,u mak dem think dey ar ahead at first den u do d damage...Red is not jst a colour #united4lyf

Ekaka1:
Somehow, l knew their inexperience will do them in after I saw them celebrating their 1-0 wildly like they won two World cups in one match

leave dem,chicken brained boys

adebisiolumide5:


Di Maria and Falcao Can buy the whole Preston team!!






Owo Jo na!!!




You go meet arsenal soon!!

assnal na team,evn Moyes beat assnal

Segadem:
Oga how many minutes u take write dis epistle?
In a live match?

i dey wonder d kind novel wey u write 4 Moyes time

Segadem:
Oga how many minutes u take write dis epistle?
In a live match?

i dey wonder d kind novel wey u write 4 Moyes time