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bright007: Good yokes!but remeber dat some ŵėřē copy-copy!

unbelievable! the first nice comment i'm getting from you!
tnx!

Logic Mind: back to sender.

may satan bless me and curse you.

I REJECT IT IN JESUS' NAME!
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
BESIDES, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!

Can someone pls move this thread to the jokes section!


LDCMGS - LAUGH DON COMOT MY G-STRINGS OOOOOO

very good thread. God blees you all!

hakunajay: Agwo tugwo kwa gi there! Udele di ka gi! Nwa ogwugwu oge!

what did u say?

joke nko?

nice joke!

angelsing: nice jokes gf.. Seriously ur skin looks so radiant. Hope its not photo shop ooo?. No offence but if dat skin is for real, it is really amazing..smiles

tnx sweetheart! i'm humbled by ur comment *blushing*
it's simply me ooo just doing my thing *modelling*

Vivly: Tank ur stars dat am a nice person cuz i'll pretend as if i neva read dis trash

bright007: Attent- what?
...See as ur mouth dey oozzzz!

romantic oozzzz

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”



Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.

Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?

Patient: What problem?



A man died and went up to heaven. Upon arriving he noticed two signs One said “Men Who Are Bossed By Their wives,” the other one said “Men Not Bossed By Their Wives.” After closer inspection he noticed that while next to the first sign was a big line, by the second sign there was just one man. After getting even closer he realized it was his friend Harry. “Hey Harry” the man questioned “what in the world are you doing here? Your wife bosses you around more then anybody.” “I don’t know” Harry replied “my wife told me to stand here.”



more to come!

madman on the loose!

Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it.
The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”



Standing in front of a boutique I noticed an impatient looking young man (Mikuz) approach an attractive woman (booqee) “would you mind talking to me for a few minutes?” he asked her “why?” she countered suspiciously.”my wife (vicky) has been in this shop for a long time” the man explained “But I know she’ll come out if she see me talking to you”



“Just relax”, the hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed like a week, to both Jim and the hospital staff, a nurse came out with the happy news, “it’s a girl”, she cried. “Thank G-d, a girl”, said Jim, “at least she won’t have to go through what I just went through!”




Mikuz say cheese!

Q. How do you get a mouse to smile?
A. Say cheese!!

otajipopo: thanks @swtchicgurl

you're welcome hott man!

bunmioguns: see your teeth like dt of Homar

but u no get teeth na!

*i think bunmioguns likes me*

bright007: Shey na u wey thin like uncooked spaghetti nai dem dey stalk?
Wonders śh̶̲̥̅̊
åľľ never end in NL.

jackpot: who's stalking who? Abeg shift>>>

Tozo!

I can't but help thinking that everytime you rubs powder on that your dark face, eclipse of the sun rocks mother Earth !!

Bite me, ouchhhhhhh

now i understand, u guys want my attention! *gives dem a peck each*

otajipopo: One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed ten $100 bills in the offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly-looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him.

hymn=him

good joke!

[quote author=~vicky~]nice joke[/quote]vicky, wats nice about the joke dat has no respect for womanhood!

well done!

yes

jackpot: see this black-skinned girl looking like a Mike Tyson on bikinis talking. SMH!

if u don't stalk me, will u die?! mtchew

ordinarily speaking, i like this joke! welldone!

otajipopo: [/b]
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just leave me
the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's
newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4.[b] Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. except u can swim

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try not paying your house rent.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their
shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

The emboldened ones make sense!

blackboi: because an average Nigerian value s.ex pass life

really?

hmm

bright007: Sorry u did not know*i changed since wen I became d H.O.D of yabbing department which is å subsection of jokes section.So if I yab u,I âm bringing out d jokes in you.

i wish!

Homar: Because of my fellow NJPC members and booqee i will not leave this section again .

WOW!!!!!!! don't go pls

hekehekeheke

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where have i been!!!!!!

this is so amazing! i'm a celebrity!

*flaunting my chest and butt-baring silver gown on the red carpet*

it's a pleasure to make jokes section what it is

madmen on the loose. . .