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I wld like to apologise to all nairalanders who had gathered on my thread, gotten some popcorn and a bottle of alomo folowin while i started my story with the caption "am confused, rozzay wouldn't give up, what shd i do" for my inability to finish the story, this was as a result of nairaland's anti spam bot wch banned me from posting on nairaland for a period of ova 24hours...
And as most people are, we re occupied during the week days struggling to make ends meet so i cldnt continue as at wen the ban expired, but hopefully, i'l continue 2mr.
But b4 i continue, i'l like to make some clarifications.

1)that the story is fiction, there's nothing real abt it, it meant to just make our gathering on nairaland fun as it has always been

2) that i'v never met rozzay before nor do we share contacts (though i sent her pm with the intention of pre-informing her the details of d story wch she didn't reply)

3) as expected by some guyz, there's no part of d story that contain sexual scenery, no bleeping as u re hoping to read, its just all abt rozzay not gvn up after seein wat she likes with som twist to it

4) though as a guy who likes women, i appreciate them alot and i wil neva in anyway talk ill abt them, they re precious, they are jewels infact, i am always of the opinion that most ills attributed to women, the men folks are suppose to take the chunk of the blame

To this end, i say thanks alot in advance as i complete the story tomoro...here is the link to the thread....https://www.nairaland.com/1902709/confused-rozzay-wouldnt-give-up

valdes00: Huh.... Last I checked, u still bears swtdrms....

Haaaa...am fighting for every guy who bears tunde, not just m................

Vado: Baba I think you need that couch more than I do. Guess you missed the part where I said I voted for ribadu (a fulani) against this same Goodluck in 2011. I was never hoodwinked with all that "I had no shoes" or him being a Christian as well, I opted for a muslim so kindly miss me with your bs.

Bros, i thnk it'l help if u re-read wat u wrote previously....

Vado: My point now is, why can't buhari and the northern populace rise above chronic ambition and tribalism and let this yoruba guy lead us?.

Gbawe2: Thank you. It is like the racist trying hard to convince black people he does not hate them because he waves to his black neigbhours once every three months. No need for anyone to attempt image laundering on this forum via pretending they care about the APC or even worry about Nigeria getting rid of a leader taking us all down. They should simply stay true to their personal prejudice and follow their ethno-religious proclivity to side with GEJ while leaving the rest of us to do what is pragmatically best in the effort to save Nigeria from gross misrule endangering the future of generations unborn.

They'l stop at nothin to cause confusion and disharmony within the ranks of d opposition, but it behoves us to b vigilant and make sure all their antics fail...i am really seeing light at the end of the tunnel, the light we re seeing is what has bn givin them sleepless nites. the bombing(boko haramic) enterprise they ventured into to discredit buhari and apc is gradually comin up against them, the whole truth is not far from comin to the open

valdes00: Dnt mind me jawe

Y must d name on ur dp bear tunde? Can't u find anoda name instead of tunde, guy i dey vex, change d name now now

mikeansy: Because Fashola makes sense to be President of 2015 Nigeria. Buhari does not!

I will gladly call Fashola my President even though I may not agree with all of his policies. Buhari will be an embarrassment to Nigeria


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HugI3Z2sTsI

Bros, we no need ur comment, we already know whr u belong and those distractions of yours can't work, vote for your GEJ and leave us whr we are...no right thinkin Nigerian wil criticise buhari's candidacy, u can see fashola's achievements but that of buhari, u can't see it. Go on with the hypocrisy.

Vado: I'd vote for Fashola (a muslim) a million times just as I did for Nuhu Ribadu in the last election because he has proven his competence. He is an epitome of a modern administrator and he stands out among his peers.
My point now is, why can't buhari and the northern populace rise above chronic ambition and tribalism and let this yoruba guy lead us? You can't be telling me that a muslim-muslim ticket is ok for the progress of the country yet you won't give the best man among you the job. It's hypocritical.

U wil vote for fashola nd u wil neva vote for buhari and u re stil claimin not to b a tribal bigot, who is the hypocrite here, and if apc fields buhari then u'l rather vote for GEJ instead of u voting buhari and u want us to believe u re a detribalised Nigerian, bros pls go sidon, kowole

Gbawe2: Thank you. Like you, what I hate the most is the current insincerity of some people that sees them act as if they have any genuine interest in voting an APC candidate anyway. These people rising up against Buhari today will be the same, if Fashola becomes APC Presidential candidate, to argue the Lagos governor is not suitable one way or the other. What we all have to recognise is the need to rise above and move beyond the deceit of a people ethnically and religiously devoted to GEJ . They will craft excuses, as they go along, to disqualify and discredit all opponents of GEJ as 'unsuitable' while pretending they are are interested in objectivity. APC supporters should not waste time with these folks.

We don't need gvn them excuses and reason y they shdnt Jonathan and vote apc, the sincere ones are seeing realities themselves, latest revelations around insurgency is really throwing exposing them, and the only card left for them to play is the card of disunity and crisis in d fold of apc wch wil always fail...had they known the involvement of Alimodu Sheriff in boko haram wld b exposed, they wld hv asked him to remain in apc and dat wld a gd opportunity for them, But God is not on their side and they shall b completely exposed

Na so e dey b wen ppl don chop belle full, wen dem no get prob wey dey trouble dem na how dem no go go queue for phone. Assumin na naija dem com launch ds their phone, na 4news we for dey folo am

I wouldn't be surprised seeing pdp apologist and propagandist interfering in APC issues, they come around and parade themselves as havin apc interest in mind or havin Nigeria's interest at heart but rather their interest is that of pdp and biafran igbo agenda, barcanista & gbawe2 rightly opined, we don't hv to get ourselves occupied with hvin unimportant debate wt u, just go and perfect your pdp agenda and don't pretend to b pro-apc cuz we already know what agenda you are tryin to achieve . Even if the combination of Buhari/Fashola wldnt be the best, but atleast its focused towards reclaiming our future and the future of our children unborn wch is million times better than that of Jonathan and whoever he might hv combined with

To hell with wateva religion they practice, no body bloody cares, all we need is credibility and competence on d job, as for those insisting we must stil go in the way of religuous combination, re u tellin m even if the individuals are not credible, you'l b ok wt it?
If that is it, PDP has already gvn u that, u can folo in the steps of ffk, he can be a role model to u in dat regard

Suarezpatrick: have tried up to nine on that list and she still see me as her num1 on her friendzone list...and the most painful thing is that she scares her friends(potential GFs) away from me

as the op rightly put it, u allowed it, nothing more, y don't u just reduce all ur nice boy stuffs, flirt those her friends in her presence and say it to her face dat since she isnt interested, u're goin for those friends of hers, she'l retrace her steps asap

Trust this government at ur own perils...i hv said my own

KelvinGraphics: SK 4rm Congo

Na me the supply am d guy, but i no know xay him brain no fit carry am

guy pls, no kill m wt laughter o

naijaboiy: Bros is this a story? Or what

all join, story, confession, seeking for advice

rozzay: Hehhehehehehhehehe

na u say make i open d thread, people go help us judge d mata nd gv advice on wat to do

KelvinGraphics: Naijaboiy how u dey feel this op lie?? The lie carry swag o.

guy ds is serios issue, wetin rozzay take my eye see, if una hear am....ehn!

Fastforward, the weekend after our outing, rozzay called m asking whr i was, i told her am at home and she asked if i'l b goin out nd i told her no, i'l b indoor all thru d day, na so she say she dey com o, fear catch m, if my guy shd com around nd find her in my house, wat do i tell him? Dats wen i decided to tel rozzay wats up.
While watchin my favourite korea seasonal movie, i heard a knock on my door with unusual sexy voice, i was surprised who it cld b forgetting that rozzay said she was coming, i said come in rolling my tongue imagining who it could be

naijaboiy: This is going to be interesting

bros, na una go b d judge o...i hope it'l b

I started making d move, i sent her pm, she do m shakara b4 she replied my mail. After replyin we started chatting, sometimes i do gv my fone to my friend to do d chatting wt her, as time goes by, we arranged an outing, my friend, rozzay and i, we went to hv a nice time in a beautiful garden in town, rozzay attracts d attention of everyone at d garden wt her beautiful look in her short gown wch illustrates how amazing d curves under d dress are, i cldnt control how i feel but i had no option than to b a gentleman. While at d garden, i made several attempts to excuse my friend and rozzay but rozzay will always decline. She's either telling m she'l go whreva am goin wt m or she asks m not to go anywhr

Please i need your candid advice on this cuz am reli confused on what to do.
It all started the day a guy opened a thread saying rozzay is the most endowed nairaland babe, i viewed her profile and wow! d curve was so amazing, i fell for her there and then thinkin about how to woo her, not long, my friend called telling m there's a babe on nairaland he has bn dieing for long time ago that i shd assist him since i hv a way wt NL babes, he know i have d contact of some wch i usually chat wt on whatsapp, that he has tried with no success. I took my head high to ask him wch babe is that assuring him that no shaking, God pass them, b4 i cld finish my assurance he said the babe is rozzay....roze what?
I no wan fall my guy hand but d thin pain m no b small, a friend in need is a friend indeed, i cldnt say anythin i jst agreed to carry on....

This is ojoro, i no gree, y african no go dey on dat list...@op, u beta correct this ur list or else...

MrsBreezy: Lol thy father... I've seen it all tut tut

Twas good and yourself?

Lol...toh, no big deal sha, u re no more a kid, its gd u know ur fada is stil in d game...my nite was awesome, was rolling in bed so tey i no wake up,

MrsBreezy: It's Desperate.

owh! My daughter, wat re u doin here? Hope u didn't hear m sayin anythin. How was ur nite?by the way wat do u mean by dat?

Overlook my ignorance wats mp? My daughter is viewing this thread, i jst saw her now, so i'l cool it down, i wldnt want to be a dsappt to her, let her leave first nd u'l know d type of person i am

rozzay: Oya open am sharp sharp ayam waiting*sips alomo with groundnut*

there's goin to b a twist to my own story, it wldnt b soooo childish like most u'v bn seeing...hope u wnt b crying sha? Cuz i know touchin story bring river of tears to ur eyes

This my guy is speaking out his frustration, NL babes pls send him pm na, abi he's bn sending pm and d ladies hv bn refusing to respond, i guess this is wat is reigning on nl these days, am also goin to open a thread abt how nl babes hv bn disturbing me...rozzay, temigracie...watch ur back o...first on my list

@op, i think it'l be outta place to conclude dat guyz hv low self esteem, the guy u thot hv a low self esteem might be hvin a diff. reason for not wooing u even if he's interested, dat has nothin to do wt hvin low esteem, hvin said that, its normal in life to meet people of diff. xteristics, while som wl b self confident and brave, others wil b incompetent nd coward, so its wrong to always generalise...probably the ones u'v bn meeting hv fallen into that category, i can remember while i was serving, a babe wt a handful of achievements wooed m wch i rejected, in her mind she cld thnk i hv low self esteem, but wtin m, i hv sth serios occupying mind. Neva u conclude, we re not!

iceberylin: i just Hate this Guy!!!

without tangible reason? This is one of the problems facing humanity, some people wil jst come up wt som hatred or love without reasons, that xteristic is wat God put in animals and not humans, humans are given brain so that they can reason and reason correctly, if not, u re a human wt d brain of animal

Free d guy pls, atleast if person no get sth to make am hpy, he needs to create sth to make himself hpy na...like in my office, a guy usually says wen he's goin out that "if d minister asks after m, tel him i'm not on sit he shd check back..." atleast feeling important starts frm somwhr

I guess you guyz dont know the history of windows os, Microsoft hv always bn alternating btw good and bad os, from d days of dos, windows 95, 98, me e.t.c til wen we get to this generation of xp, vista, 7,8...they develop a bad os, improve on it in d next version, a little longer, new concept come up, they put up an os on dat concept (ds design wl hv issues) they develop new os to correct that...thats the way Microsoft OS hv always bn...i'v vowed neva to buy windows 8 cuz i know the correction of win8 wil soon be out, wen windows 9 is out, am picking that, else i stick with my windows 7.....lest i forget, it help microsoft keep in tune wil the latest trends in computing industry and ensures it maintain its position in the computing market cuoples with cash/revenue flow