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Who will wish you dead if not the enemies of Nigeria, even if i don't support most of your ways and policies, the fact is still that u re instrumental in the project of reclaiming our dear country......Long live Asiwaju

This is type of no non-sense personalty Nigerians hate to have, if our leaders in every aspect can be found to be discipline and morally upright, i wonder how the country wouldn't achieve greatness

Well, i don dey read people comment since, make m sef add my own, i'v had a number of green lights wch i'v utilised wel, nd also some number of green lights i stil regret up to ds moment....how i wish there's a way i can claim dem back, but then, thats life, we jst hv to move on...there was ds beautiful gal i met in a vehicle, actually i didn't want to enter dat particular bus, but it was d bakasi of ds babe wch got my head scatter to enter d bus, nd truth be told i'v bn hvin hard time thinkin abt my girl friend not hvin bakasi, na so i see ds gal bakasi o, i folo her enter d bus o.....i made sure i had to sit next to her, it was at d back sit she sat, the bus was headed to wuse from suleja, i was jst coming frm sch dat nite, b4 u know it, i engaged her in convo wch she grabbed immediately, anoda swt thin abt ds gal is dat she has swt nd sexy voice, exchanged contact....but my prob is, i seldomly call her, and wen i call her she appreciate it alot, it got to a time she started calling m herself, i kept on promising her i'l come pay her visit so tey she got tired of dat promise, she offered to come my place if i can't come her place o. Na so i jst dey post ds gal o, until 2years after o. I called her thinkin sey she go vex, she picked ma call, we talked sweetly and happily, then as usual, i stil dey post her...i tire o. So wen i com sey make i take her a bit serios, i jst called her sey whr she dey, she sey she dey, whr? She sey maraba, she no believe am, i called her around 4, na so i took off o, wen i got to maraba under bridge, i called sey i dey maraba, ontop phone fear catch her sey i dey come true true, na her sister house she dey stay nd her sister wl turn it to an issue. She no get option than to sey make i stil come. We met, she cldnt bliv, we chatted nd i told her i love her and ds time around, i really mean it, she no gree at all, then she said, she's doin her IT at NASS, so i used to go see her, 2wks after then, she made m know her wedding was coming up nd she's done her introduction, she told m it doesn't matter, we cld stil b seeing each other, dat infact, she's finished her IT, it was cuz of m she was still comin so dat we can b seeing each other instead of m coming to maraba, but stil, i stil fucccked up oooooo. Na wen she told m she was goin to her village for wedding i started crying...mumu me

Lots neva knew, but after experiencing this cluelssness of jonathan, they realised the level of mistake they made, i pray and pray 2015 we'll reclaim nigeria back from these saboteurs in power....Sai Buhari

@op, can i ask u a question?

beinstein: guy it was such a painful experience back then. Her own pass CARO by miles. It boil down to a point that i was looking more like FIDO-DIDO(am sure you're aware of that 7up advertisement) than human being just in my quest to satisfy her.
After my horrid experience i would advice anyone to cut all ties with such babes.

Toh dats sewios, ds ur kate shd b called machine, i know fido dido since am not indomie generation, honestly since i'v not experienced such, i dont really know how serios it cld b, dat make m remember my ex who can't wtstand my strength nd usually talk abt her frnd challenging m if am sure of myself to ask her out,but then she wldnt accept i try it, her frnd is exactly ur description of kate...as confident as i am abt satisfying a lady in bed, if i c sey e pass my power, i really dnt know wat i'l do,but then life is not all abt sex, there are other important things to do in life rather than waste one's life on sex. Thank God u'v bn delivered...am sure wen u hear kate name u go run! Lol the story swt sha...

I was very stupid wen i had a gal who meets all my standard saying i wasnt ready till i finish school...after school neva found som1 like her...still searching for her replica. Opting for d available ones, stil not sure if to wait a little while

beinstein: trust me, pushing the OP to quench on top of that lady isn't the best bro. That lady could go on and on non-stop without showing any sign of fatigue. Reminds me of Kate..chai! I go dey fire down like hell na that time she de warm up to start straffing.

Lwkmd...gaskiya am rolling on d office floor, dat ur kate is a baddddest galllll...truly there are ladies like that sha.....d op can jst improve himself abit further sha nd if d lady stil go for toy, then make em waka comot go find anoda gal...my 2kobo.

AustineE1: you sound like a broken record....all you ve written is full of 'sound and fury,signifying nothing'!I cant believe i responded to a paranoiac twerp!pls dont quote me again,am a very busy mind and i dont like distractions.

Broken record? Is wat i'v said really true? U just proved dat to m now...if u had responded to a paranoiac it makes u a really confused ass hole, sorry ur judgement is not far away...u busy?is dat an excuse to escape from ur heart attack, it can'thelp u. I promise u, ur paranoic ailment has just started. U neva know anythin

As sensible as one wld hv thot u re, u cldnt reply to any of d points i raised...very pathetic, i thot ur heart attack wl take a long while b4 it starts, i neva knew it has started already, jst by d mention of investigation, sorry no escape!

AustineE1: I do not have issues with any party but i will always cast my vote where the interest of my people will be guided and as such any party or person that can move Nigeria forward.
However it is also important to state that APC as a party is politically immature,there nature of response to national issues often connotes high level of irresponsibilty and often portrays them as an embittered group of bigots and failed shenanigans!...shamelessly,inspite of the fact that it has been said that the Australian wasnt employed by the federal govt. They still held on to the falsehood,how then can we ever have trust in such a party of hooligans!If the Australian political mercenary had mentioned Buhari or Tinubu,they wld ve called him names and tag him a PDP stalwart,but all of a sudden the are now calling on ICC....APC is a national embarrassment to the good people of Nigeria.

Y are u people scared of the so called investigation, is being investigation an automatic ticket to jail or defeat? Even if he wasn't named by the Australia guy, wats wrong in him being investigated? Owh! I smell the fear in ur heart....immittent heart attack, cuz u know deep deep in ur heart he has been be fighting the Igbo cause wch is a re-extension of d biafra civil far, and facing defeat for this undecleared war wil be too devastating for u guyz to bear.....sorry, i assure u, u re going to die of that heart attack, if he's not investigated now no prob, am sure the perpetrators nd sponsors of boko haram wil stil be investigated nd the truth wi b brought to lime light, wait a minute if then, many igbo individual are found culpable, that wil spel doom for, just pray nd pray hard that doesn't happen cuz if it does, i can't help u guyz from dat disgrace ndone last thing, keep on suppressing the truth from coming out as much as you can...suppress and suppress it, it only prove a point, that u re culpable as a people, but matter the suppression, it wil surely come out one day

It means u ain't doin d job well, if u break up wt her wat assures u dat ur next gf wen cheat on u wt a guy, so just work on ursef, if u gv it to her well, she'l worship u like u re god...

glitest: Men with same characteritics as listed, are difficult to come by, so there isn't any girl ( one in her right mind), who wouldn't want to hold on to such a guy.

these xteristics re qualities of inexperienced guy wch wl definitely b boring to u at a later time, nd u wl surely brk d guys heart...so i pray u dnt get such type of guy but one who is experienced, loving nd caring..

nabsprada: cool

Wats ur colour?

nabsprada: yep,I'm a prospective corper...re u?

former corper, served some few years back....hv u bn mobilised?wch state?

nabsprada: you re rite,as shocking as it sounds,some dnt really dais anyfin called online registration going on...

Re u a prospective corper?

nabsprada: Earth,but presently in pluto on vacation

Pluto is not too far frm m either, it makes my trip short, wat area of pluto?

cyborg1: What a monstrous advise.
You must have advice Mary to kill Jesus if you were st Joseph, right?

Some eyes must have been covered with blood that only allow them to see imaginary danger and ''sorrows,'' that compeles them to only contemplate and unleash evil always. Their eyes cannot see records of successful single moms that are now in position to choose any man of their dreams.
Even if Genevieve's is not a good testimony that - ceteris paribus - pregnancies should never be considered unwanted!
She is not alone on this as you can see on the link below.
http://thenet.ng/2013/08/meet-the-hottest-celebrity-single-moms/

These are celebrities. What of other unknown once you can even identify around you.
The issue is that our girls doesn't understand the value of women empowerment.
Some people don't even like the sights of kids around them.

****Sobbing****

Good advice, and u'l b there wt her wen she's goin thru all those moments abi? We re talking about a child without a father here o...

ammyluv2002: Amen

Ameen? Likely seriously u just confirmed my thot....ok o....flying to meet u right away

MrsBreezy: Good morning to you too..

I've had better nights... you?

Wery vonderful

MrsBreezy: Ehh what does that mean?

Gud mrnin, how was ur nite, has both meaning

nabsprada: Your head dey there...A BIGGER AMEN 4 u.

Omoge to gbayi, wch of d planets u dey?

MrsBreezy: Hahaha high five "father"

Gud mrnin....ina kwana

freecharles: I'm just glad to see a lot people liking blue

I've mentioned sme people on this thread twice even thrice...I only mentioned u once dude and u r saying shiit. It's u who shld be careful cos gay is a fiction in dis prt where I am (only p*ssy rocks)

U b baddt boy...i no look d op monicker b4, i thnk sey u find m com here neh.......u sef bn dey folo m bumper to bumper for d oda thread, i had no option except sey make i screammmm, how u dey sha...

nabsprada: Ungrateful Husband:
nothing you do on planet earth will ever satisfy or please him,well even if it does please him,you'll never know cos he'll never say thanks

#kneelsDownPraying,Oluwa please package 10 for me and I'll in turn be his 10 amen! #

A very BIG AMEN for u....and m also o....working to b no 10 nd wish to hv dat as a wife

yuzjet: Yes ☺º°˚˚°ºo, they does exist. Most of Dem are usually Chelsea fans. Try to always avoid Dem... ℓ☺ℓ

it seems u re correct, most chelsea fans are acidic husband most especially when hardluck hits chelsea

I can hold brief for naija babes on dat, they don't steal, on a general note, they ain't like that...u may find some on rare occassion just as u can find some guys as wel on rare occassion....if u say they can b easily deceived, dat i no go argue abi sey na lie dem like, i go second u...

glitest: Sigh!...I wish to have such a guy.

so that we'l come to read anoda thread of heart break....u ladies re wicked o

valdes00: Dear ladies,
This is a guy who truly loves you!
A guy who seek for advise from you
A guy who bring you 1st before himself
A guy who is proud of you and not to
proud of himself
A guy who kisses your forehead not you
lips
A guy who cries
A guy who is open and never keeps
secrets
A guy who don't place a watchful friends
to be looking after you and where you go
A guy who forgives quick
A guy who send enough time with you
Dear ladies many guys are just after your
body, life is too short for you to be
misused or mistreat, you don't need advise
from anyone on your guy being the right
one or not. If he's truly right u would
know. You don't need someone to tell you.
I bet you there are guys who are willing to
go extreme for you and to make you
happy. Never let the bad ones waste this
time for you because the good ones are
few •
Wise up!

Where is d gal who did ds to you? On a revenge mission, show her to me so i can pay her back in her own coin....ehen pele, biko, stand up shake it off and move on unto d next babe...these are some d mistake u made

u should mind d type of advice u seek from her, she respects u dat way

dnt eva bring her first b4 ursef, dey luv u dat way though dey say d opposite

Y wl u b proud of her nd not ursef, she wldnt find sth worthy to hang unto since u aint sure of ursef...b proud of ursef(not arrogant though sm ppl misunderstand d 2) nd her

kissing her foreghead, re u reserving d lip for som1 else to kiss (probably her thot)

A guy is not suppose to cry, rather u shd b 1 wiping her tears

some little secrets add spices nd flavor to d relationship....wen a lady has seen u all, wat more is she waiting to see? Nothing!

U re correct by not putting ppl to watch over her, but then let her know u hv a penalty is she tresspasses

There's this saying, to forgives is easy but forgetting is hard, if she knows, she'l exercise caution

yeah! Spend lots of time wt her, but let her miss u sometimes, dat way she'l appreciate u

Ladies wont feel fulfilled if u as a guy do not enjoy her body, if u reserve her body, it means u re reserving it for som1 else....

My bro. we'v all bn there, its part of experience and learning process, get up, there are lots of birds in d sky, fly and catch birds....

Guy, y u dey fall guyz hand naaa....haha dats too bad, even its true re u suppose to come tell every1...wetin u suppose dey do, dem help u reduce ur stress nd u stil dey complain, is it cuz u want to b recognized as champion?