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RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date This Kinda Guy? by swtdrms(m): 8:23am On Sep 07, 2014
Dammiesugar: I can't,money isn't everything appearance matters sometimes.
Na lie, money answereth all things, dat appearance u'r talkin abt is all abt money....how i wish i can put u to test
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date This Kinda Guy? by swtdrms(m): 8:12am On Sep 07, 2014
ammyluv2002: Seriously, money isn't the answer to everything
Read ur signature again, that last part answers my qstn, don't worry, one of these days i'l do dat
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Date This Kinda Guy? by swtdrms(m): 8:05am On Sep 07, 2014
MrsBreezy: Yeah lol if he's a nice guy 100%

Lol I'm not perfect either and all his imperfections can be fixed...
like dat jare...being sincere inshort dats my girl
RomanceRe: Why Do U Date?for Love,money Or Sex by swtdrms(m): 7:58am On Sep 07, 2014
Agybabe: It's not good for man to be alone. Help meet!
Don't worry, u'l meet, but dnt over do d shakara wen u finally meet o!
RomanceRe: Why Do U Date?for Love,money Or Sex by swtdrms(m): 7:56am On Sep 07, 2014
I started out by dating for love, infact for marriage then reality sets in, then i started dating for sex.....dating for sex then turn into love again but i pray it stays at dat cuz now its getting complicated
RomanceRe: Where Is My Marrital Partner? by swtdrms(m): 7:26am On Sep 07, 2014
Am following d two ladies up there, who knows...
RomanceRe: What Your Take On This? by swtdrms(m): 7:24am On Sep 07, 2014
She isn't sure of wat she wants, play games dat is take her out nd express ur mind to her but dnt think she'l automatically accept u, she wl very likely want to friendzone u so be wary, spice it up wt elements of surprices, fun, let her miss u nd try flirting other gals to make her jealous....from there u shd know next lines action in ur game.
RomanceRe: Colour and Romance: What Is Your Favourite Colour by swtdrms(m): 6:57am On Sep 07, 2014
freecharles: You too...Blue shocked
u can go to hell if it gives u headache...y hv u bn going after m? I said am a male not a woman, re u a gay?......police..police, ur attention is needee here...............gay alert!
SportsRe: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by swtdrms(m): 4:26am On Sep 07, 2014
repogirl: Lol, campaigning for what abi who kwanu, GEJ?

Besides hulk don old sef, the ones I want to see are the rock, John cena, Edge or my favorite, Randy Orchid wink
Interesting seeing ladies who enjoy watchin wrestling....it wld b nice watching a match togeda wt u
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 50 Lawyers To Storm The Hague For Prosecution Of Sheriff, Ihejirika by swtdrms(m): 4:23am On Sep 07, 2014
Justice99: Seriously! I am always forced to ask myself questions and till this time, am yet to really get one answer to the many questions. Well, I think a survey should do even though sentiment would still interfere. One of those many questions is, to the youths; "what is it that we have to distinguish our selves from the old and out-going generation"?
And the you think these old cargoes is d problem? I don'tthink so, thats d main reason i don't think anythin wil change, our generation is more tribalistic and more sentimental compared to these old guyz.....
RomanceRe: Colour and Romance: What Is Your Favourite Colour by swtdrms(m): 4:09am On Sep 07, 2014
miztola: I like royal blue and purple
those used to b my colours then, it changed ....royal blue nd purple....still appreciate them tho....but d blue....dats my personalty.
RomanceRe: Photo: What The Hell Is This Man Looking For In This Lady's bosoms? by swtdrms(m): 3:59am On Sep 07, 2014
freshdude2: Look woman, stop shoving your inverted nippples in my face. Search for another customer. Not interested. Good night.
This guy is maddt i swear, u better remove the dirts on ur eyez so dat u can see clearly, who's a woman abi u b gay make we send u to 14yrs behind d bars...dats d problem wt dudes who can't differentiate btw wat is Godly and dat wch is satanic just d way dey can't fathom d difference btw a guy and a lady wen dey re on romance section of nairaland cuz dey regard every comment to be wooing.....no lady, i repeat no lady wl regard u ds goat to be a normal thinkin personal not to talk wooing ds irritating animal....start using ur brain, its not meant for decoration.
RomanceRe: Photo: What The Hell Is This Man Looking For In This Lady's bosoms? by swtdrms(m): 9:51pm On Sep 06, 2014
freshdude2: I promise I'm not the one who manhandled your breastts, their littleness put me off anyway. I'm for the rotund healthy brands not those agbalumo seeds on your chest.

I don't understand your pain, is it because you haven't experienced 'the touch'? Worry not child, the day of your visitation approacheth. You shall be fully healed.
This is d prob, can't u ppl differentiate btw right nd wrong?
Y do u ppl think u can redicule God...u wl eva give atheist the courage to attack d existence of God...so pitiful!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Rokiatu Is Nairaland's Most Endowed by swtdrms(m): 8:18pm On Sep 06, 2014
rokiatu: Why are you just going abt creating useless threads?


What the heck whats wrong with you?
As much as i try avoiding threads whr gals re bein overhyped, i cldnt avoid ds rokiatu of a gal...hmmmmmmm make i no talk wetin dey my mind o
RomanceRe: Colour and Romance: What Is Your Favourite Colour by swtdrms(m): 8:07pm On Sep 06, 2014
I like blue, its my personality...
RomanceRe: Please Buy Me Recharge Card Babes!! by swtdrms(m): 7:45pm On Sep 06, 2014
My guyz, i hv a notion dat a gal who makes it her modus operandi to be tasking u even wen u barely knw each oda not to b worthy of u, her aim from d onset is to suck u wch eva way she can and its up to u to either fall prey to her or let her know u re not such a maga...i believe they thrive on such habit cuz we guyz gv dem dat impression dat we're desperate...u'll b surprised how it'l work if u let her know u ain't up for such games....nd don't be too desperate in ur game, there are lots of them...they re special, they queens to be adored but we re not to become stupid to their antics
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Prettier Than Rahmas by swtdrms(m): 7:20pm On Sep 06, 2014
Rahmas: It's a free world. everyone makes friend anywhere anytime. you are free wink
Rahmas abi wetin dem call ur name, it has bn confirmed dat u carry first in d sampling of beautiful babes on nairaland....i must congratulate u for that, but wt dat comes additional efforts, am d son of d king of a big city, so am the heir to the throne of my father. I'v just one beautiful gal at d moment, i must hv 2 oloris to become the next king, i want u to prove to m dat u deserve to be my olori, these are some of the criteria
1) by dawn 2moro mornin, u'l see an entourage in ur neighbourhood, how u get nd attend to them counts
2) i'll send some messages to u, how u respond counts
3) ur ability to manage the king (i.e me), taking care of the king
After passing these test, then we'l start preparation for the wedding arrangement....
meanwhile, no guy must b seen around u, i can smell lots of guyz hv bn sending pm, i hv my way of knowing ur responses to those pms..
RomanceRe: Girls...! For The Last Time.. BE WARN! by swtdrms(m): 6:39pm On Sep 06, 2014
MrsBreezy: Hehe the path of vengeance is a sweet one tho wink

Lol I'm not after money "father". And I'm not into playing any games hehehe

But if a man wants to make me suffer I will drag him into Hell with me...
Dats y i always luv my children, o mo esi oro, so intelligent, ds ur level of intelligence is becoming too much for m to handle, how do i stop u now, u re not meant for hell ojere, Such a useless guy does not desrve u to start wt...but sha, u hv my permission since u said if d man wants to make u suffer sha, u wl pay him back in his coin..........infact come nd take charm i prepared for situations like this, let them know o wa lati ile didinrin. Gba!
RomanceRe: Girls...! For The Last Time.. BE WARN! by swtdrms(m): 6:28pm On Sep 06, 2014
bonaventure73: I laff and shake my big pppenis if I hear guys talk like this. Twale sir!
My guy, i remain my humble sef o, u know we jst hav to b their husband as much as being their father as welllllll.......that way, everyone wins nd we enjoy d fun
RomanceRe: Girls...! For The Last Time.. BE WARN! by swtdrms(m): 6:26pm On Sep 06, 2014
MrsBreezy: Lol I've been the prey before and ill never be as stupid again.

Hahaha don't worry "father" I can take care of myself.
Toh! My daughter, my only prayer is dat d hunter wl not b d hunted at d end of d day sha, before i marry ur moda, my eyez see plenty, but then i wanted a vengeance b4 i realise it doesn't worth it, look at m now, am a happy man wt lots of children who make m happy....ur luvly guy wl surely come ur way, leave dat path of vengeance please....

But as a ruggedy father sha,u may just use their head a little bit, not wt dat heart of vengeance u started wt o, chop their money small but dnt dig a hole in their pocket o! So dat d guy wl not b swearing for u all his life, i know there's fun in d game, not playin it to d extreme is actually d fun in it, dats exactly wat i'v bn telling ur bro, kasali, nd he has bn heeding to my advice, catch d fun nd nothin more oooo.....
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 50 Lawyers To Storm The Hague For Prosecution Of Sheriff, Ihejirika by swtdrms(m):
Jokay07: and this is exactly what I have been telling him since, only for him to see it as a calculated attempt against the igbos. From the begining of this thread nobody has ever posted something to defend Sheriff but my fellow igbo people have monopolised it and see it as a secret warfare against the igbo.
My bro, dnt mind all of them, they re happy abt the boko haraming thing in d north, nd their wish is dat every other part of the country shd suffer the same fate in vengeance for their biafra defeat, what they least understand is dat the whole thin can turn against them which wil likely be more devastating than they eva thot, lets look as thins unfold, all i know is the Jonathanian mannerism and its biafran cohorts wil not last, the plan of a divided Nigeria wil fail which wl hv a devastating effect on the Igbo group, its high time they refocus their direction to save themselves of immitent disgrace
RomanceRe: Girls...! For The Last Time.. BE WARN! by swtdrms(m): 6:05pm On Sep 06, 2014
MrsBreezy: Lol you're a big man u shouldn't run...

I understand Yoruba btw hehe

Haha I think a player should be more afraid of me. I will never cry over a man ever.
My daughter, it is out of my fatherly luv for u dat am telling u all these, "ageku ejo" is (in my thick fatherly yoruba accent) always very very dangerousi, i don't want to hear d sound of d tears of my a daughter, those used guys dnt hv any pity left in them....it is beta to always b careful ooooo.

I know u sef u re up to d taski, but plzzz look for inexperience guy so dat u wil always b d predator....
RomanceRe: Girls...! For The Last Time.. BE WARN! by swtdrms(m): 5:53pm On Sep 06, 2014
MrsBreezy: Hahaha but why are u running tho

Lol the problem with yu boys is yeh y'all treat the girl so amazing till u get her then when u have her wooing is over...

Ever heard the quote even if you have her you still have to keep trying to get her... y'all think the girl will never walk away lol watch and Learn love
Hmmmmmm! Omode omogun oonpe lefo (small pikin no sabi jaazzz, e dey call am vegetable)....
My prob wt u ladies is u alwayz think u wl alwayz hv ur way but wen u meet dat experiencely bad player u'l start cryin all ova diff. threads wt d story of how a guy u gave all yr lives dumbed u....i don talk my own o....

She who has ears.....run off thread again, dnt call m back o! ds small girl
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Have You Been Dreaming Of Marrying Your Birthday Mate? Pls Come In by swtdrms(m): 5:45pm On Sep 06, 2014
Birthday mate? Sorry i ain't doin anymore, my first luv was my birthday mate, loved her passionately, preparing marriage,got dumbed after close to four years of relationships....pain m no b small....doin dat again?....BIG NO...any month babe can hook me oooo....i aint looking for bithday nothing
RomanceRe: Girls...! For The Last Time.. BE WARN! by swtdrms(m): 5:37pm On Sep 06, 2014
MrsBreezy: Maybe you guys aren't up to standard anymore...
Stan. what? U beta dont say dat again so dat d gods wl not b angry at u...its a learning process, guyz who hv bn used before later grows to become weird player, nairaland babes, watch ur back...run off thread
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: 50 Lawyers To Storm The Hague For Prosecution Of Sheriff, Ihejirika by swtdrms(m): 5:25pm On Sep 06, 2014
BuddahMonk: Who dafuq is giving a hoot weda the Gambaris chose to shield or crticize Sheriff, how does that concern us since what happened in North stays in North.

The North can chose to make him the Emir of Borno how does that concern us, didnt Sanusi emerged an Emir after being disgraced in CBN.

Oilcloged brain....Ihejirika till 2019
I already said it, som ppl wil catch heart attack if it finally comes out that ihejirika is implicated in this boko haram saga, guy calm down...this is Nigeria nd it belong to us all, what happens at any part of it concerns everyone, y don't u jst chill down, sit back nd support this investigation if u re sure of ur so called ihejirika, if he comes out neat thank ur God, and join us in the call for prosecution of WHOEVER is found to b in d sponsorship of BOKO HARAM....i know u can't do dat only if u re sincere wil u do it....
RomanceRe: As A Tall/short Man Can You Marry A Tall/short Woman Vice-versa(reason)? by swtdrms(m): 5:12pm On Sep 06, 2014
Kunleskey: hmmm! u try...i was'nt jokin about my comment i saw the man wit my 2 naked eye, he did'nt kn that i was watching him..they stood beside a silent conner... the short man jump up to kiss the tall woman with a fast kiss b4 he land on the floor
Guy u wicked ooooooo....so na m u dey describe like dat wt dat ur unclad mouth abi, wait til wen i hooked one tall straight chick b4 u go dey talk am
RomanceRe: As A Tall/short Man Can You Marry A Tall/short Woman Vice-versa(reason)? by swtdrms(m): 5:09pm On Sep 06, 2014
Kunleskey: hmmm! u try...i was'nt jokin about my comment i saw the man wit my 2 naked eye, he did'nt kn that i was watching him..they stood beside a silent conner... the short man jump up to kiss the tall woman with a fast kiss b4 he land on the floor
No mind m jare...i really dnt knw y i dey selfish but then i'v not experienced those really tall babes wch i want to, nd wen i had d opportunities na me dey dem shakara, bit now na dem dey do m shakara
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Guys Afraid Of dating a Virgin Girl? by swtdrms(m): 4:35pm On Sep 06, 2014
My guyz in da room hv said it all, guyz want to marry a virgin but not to date one, self explanatory....wen u date a virgin u'l hv bladd on ur di.ck, as in bladd u re not ready to answer qstns for, but in marriage u re perfectly ready to answer those questions.

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