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CelebritiesRe: Celebrities At Glo Slide & Bounce by swtme(f): 12:27am On Aug 16, 2013
I just don't understand ini's dressing huh
CrimeRe: Employer Cuts Maid's Toes. by swtme(f): 2:19pm On Aug 06, 2013
For why now,she dey craze?
CrimeRe: Scene Of The Accident Where NUJ Officials Died by swtme(f): 2:17pm On Aug 06, 2013
Eyaa RIP 2 d dead may God console their family
PoliticsRe: A Senator Earns N12m Yearly - RMAFC by swtme(f): 2:15pm On Aug 06, 2013
Can u estimate ow many tiers of garri I consume annually grin
CelebritiesRe: . by swtme(f): 6:26pm On Aug 05, 2013
She luks lyk Genevieve when she doesn't bring out her shovel teeth tongue
TV/MoviesRe: Denrele Attacked For Sending Beverly Osu To Represent Nigeria At Big Brother by swtme(f): 6:11pm On Aug 05, 2013
Abeg,a beg,abeg make una go sit down wetin she do when Ol of una wan chop her raw, if given that opportunity 2 b in d bba house most of u guys wud sleep wit more than one person,ow many of u can sincerely stay 4 a week without having sex(I guess few)n she stayed 4 2 months that is 8 wks pls give her a break.Nobody holy pass abeg even our gud lord wud not condemn her d way u guys are doing,most of u guys av done worse shit una no dey c una own o na another person own una go dey talk bout,she is our own let's stop ol this. One love my ppl
FashionRe: Just Too Heely For My Liking! Cool Though! by swtme(f): 11:14am On Aug 05, 2013
naomibaby: @Lollydrop, the effect is back ache and bent walking posture during old age!
God have mercy! Well intuitively you may be thinking what about the whites?? Well the whites wear high heels for effects only! To their redcarpet and in their movies! You hardly see them wearing it on their streets like we ladies do here! And even supposing they do; well they've got smooth surface. grin
My dear tnx 4 explaining beta,no offense bt some girls just want to do 'follow follow' n impress others bt not themselves, they r suffering in silence n when old age comes d ppl they r impressing wud not b there 2 massage them.Abeg I dey comot where my pink slippers.........
FashionRe: So White by swtme(f): 9:18pm On Aug 04, 2013
dv4real: pls i need an urgent advice,am using Fair and White (so white lotion), and am getting darker than before ,pls which cream should i use. I have oil and chocolate skin.Thanks
Is it fair & white skin perfect or(pink)?cos I just started using it and its so good on my skin
FashionRe: Just Too Heely For My Liking! Cool Though! by swtme(f): 7:31pm On Aug 04, 2013
Na 4 old age u go know d effect
HealthRe: Health Benefits Of Coconut Water by swtme(f): 6:58pm On Aug 04, 2013
Bravoosii: Same coconut water our parents told us makes children dull. See how Africans destroy a child's mentality.
Your own parent not mine, cos they told me coconut, its water n oil are gud
HealthRe: Tips For Parents With Bedwetting Children by swtme(f): 6:49pm On Aug 04, 2013
E beta make my child bed wet than 4 am 2 use that alarm 4 im uhn uhn
TV/MoviesRe: Beverly Osu Criticised For Sleeping With Angelo On Big Brother Africa by swtme(f): 5:20pm On Aug 04, 2013
toyfat: Apparently her surname is OSU..and we know what OSU girls are known for..I mean "Hoe hoe you" (OOU ogun state) lool...BBA is nonesense tho
F***k u 4 saying that and wake up 'grandpa'cos d last tym I checked its OOU(olabisi onabanjo university)
RomanceRe: Terminally-Ill Bride Gets The Wedding Of Her Dreams by swtme(f): 11:37pm On Aug 03, 2013
God!! She is beautiful
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Whose Marriages Have Stood The Test Of Time! by swtme(f): 11:28pm On Aug 03, 2013
me and my husband wink
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities Whose Marriages Have Stood The Test Of Time! by swtme(f): 11:27pm On Aug 03, 2013
me and my husband
Foreign AffairsRe: Baboons Invade Cape Town Housing Estates by swtme(f): 11:15pm On Aug 03, 2013
Conji dey worry them
FashionRe: There is nothing I won't see by swtme(f): 11:52pm On Aug 01, 2013
30 days and she is still wearing that same bra and pant,na only that one she get?abeg cook up anoda lie
FashionRe: Super Model Turned Very Skinny After Terrible Illness See Pictures by swtme(f): 11:46pm On Aug 01, 2013
This is serious I pray she recovers
FashionRe: Woman Gets 16-Inch Waist By Sleeping In A Corset For 3 Years by swtme(f): 11:30pm On Aug 01, 2013
Pls God make her pregnant so that she can undo this insanity
FashionRe: INVISIBRA: The New Wonder Bra For Women (PHOTOS) by swtme(f): 11:09pm On Aug 01, 2013
shymexx: Oh weee! Bump!!!

Chics are getting exposed. There's the chic I've been speeching for weeks now - perfect body, with massive matty n big proportionate ti.ts. Boi I saw this chic on my way back from work a few days ago and holy moly, without 'em wonder bra, her big ti.ts look saggier than a sky diver diving from the sky. So flat, I could skate on that ish, trust me.

Almost puked when I saw her. She was kind of ashamed as well - she had to run lool.
u beta go back 2 her n start getting used 2 d sagged boobs cos d woman u wud get married 2 wud definitely av it after weaning ur baby so wud u puke on her n then divorce her?
FamilyRe: Under-aged Bride Kills Husband Over Hyperactive Libido In Plateau by swtme(f): 2:30pm On Aug 01, 2013
That serves him right abeg make them free d gurl jor
Foreign AffairsRe: Lawyer Sues Israel Over Jesus' Death by swtme(f): 2:27pm On Aug 01, 2013
Some ppl mumu o undecided
FashionRe: Toolz Vs Mercy Johnson: Who Wore It Better?? by swtme(f): 2:07am On Aug 01, 2013
Na mama purity all d way,I'll die 4 that body shape BT I'll feel uncomfortable in toolz shape
CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy With And Without Makeup by swtme(f): 1:59am On Aug 01, 2013
I dey come make I go vomit
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Blast Senators Over Child Marriage by swtme(f): 1:50am On Aug 01, 2013
This is d only gud thing she as ever done,e b lyk say she don do deliverance tongue
CelebritiesRe: Karen Igho Releases New Photos by swtme(f): 1:42am On Aug 01, 2013
She is not ugly she is just OK, she as a niz personality n gud figure
Science/TechnologyRe: New Teeth Grown From Urine - Study by swtme(f): 1:32am On Aug 01, 2013
euwww,gross!!!
HealthRe: Abuja Conjoined Twins Die by swtme(f): 1:18am On Aug 01, 2013
Eeyah crymay our good lord console the family
CelebritiesRe: Tonto, Monalisa & Uche Jombo At Torn Movie Premiere by swtme(f): 12:57am On Aug 01, 2013
troy20: @$wtme.u fit meet am 4 road tell am dat one.na nairaland u get mouth talk.because ppl they vent u ma wan just follow de form moral critique.even she "hurt ppl" feelings as u put am na im make una de attack am at evry opportunity? Lay off her jor.even if she is paying d price 4 being a star.
Ehn,ehn,ehn kukute did I talk 2 u,abeg come why r u taking paracetamol 4 anoda person's headeache.Go n sleep u hear!!!
CrimeRe: Nurse Sets 11-year-old Girl Ablaze In Lagos For stealing meat by swtme(f): 5:36pm On Jul 31, 2013
I'm sorry o BT I don't think we should jump into conclusion now without hearing d other side of d story cos most of this house helps r devils,like my l8 grandpa says house helps r necessary evils. I am so sad for her n I sincerely wish her speedy recovery
FashionRe: Quality Bags For Sale by swtme(f): 4:42pm On Jul 30, 2013
I think u wud get calls n make sales when u add d 'affordable' price
CelebritiesRe: Tonto, Monalisa & Uche Jombo At Torn Movie Premiere by swtme(f): 4:09pm On Jul 30, 2013
troy20: y'all shud pls lay off tontoh dike pls.its nt like ur life is perfect either.if she feels more alive, more happy without hurtn herself or any1 else who cares.remember if u dnt feel free believe me u arnt living yet.
Who b this?, did u just wake up from d dead not 2 know that she as been hurting ppl's feeling by being insultive!!

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