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Autos / Re: 2008 Honda Accord (final Discussion), Quick Sale (serious Buyers Only) N2.0m by swtqtnel(f): 5:02am On Aug 26, 2012
Hi, is this car still available? Pls send details to slajuk@hotmail.com
Autos / Re: 2008 Honda Accord Reg@aesthetic Autos Nig Ltd Sold Sold by swtqtnel(f): 4:04am On Aug 26, 2012
I'm interested. Let's talk biz - 08082984312

You didn't state reason for sale. Also any defaults you may wanna share
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2008 Toyota Camry LE **DVD + Bluetooth**: N1.950m - [SOLDOFF] by swtqtnel(f): 3:38am On Aug 26, 2012
Very much interested. Weird color though smiley
Anyway, holla @ 08082984312. Let's talk biz
Autos / Re: 2007/2008 Toyota RAV-4 **clean Title** - N2.8m - [SOLD-OFF] by swtqtnel(f): 3:35am On Aug 26, 2012
Still available? What is the final price?
Autos / Re: Registered Honda Accord 2007 Model (evil Spirit) Just 2.1mil Cheapest Eva by swtqtnel(f): 6:57pm On May 11, 2012
Hi. Can it go any lower?
Autos / Re: 2010 Toyota Corolla Price N2m Call...,08036070044 by swtqtnel(f): 12:08pm On May 11, 2012
More photos of the interior and engine pls.......

Also, whats the minimum price?
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry (muscle) 2008 Model (newly Reg'd With Thumb-start) by swtqtnel(f): 6:51pm On May 08, 2012
Hi.....Whats the last price for this baby going for?
Also, I'm curious to know why the owner wants to sell it.
Autos / Re: Toyota Yaris 2007 - Registered For 2months... For Sale... by swtqtnel(f): 4:06pm On May 08, 2012
Hi, I am really interested in this ride. When and where can one come view it? Also what is the last price the owner can give?

Just sent an sms FYI
Autos / Re: Registered 2008 Honda Crv For Sale @ N2.50m...........SOLD by swtqtnel(f): 3:41pm On May 08, 2012
Hi........... Wanna know if this car is still available and whats the last price for it.
Also, you didn't say the location of the car
Autos / Re: 2011 Toyota Avensis by swtqtnel(f): 10:20am On May 05, 2012
HOW MUCH?
Autos / Re: 2007 Fj Cruiser For N4.7m by swtqtnel(f): 10:11am On May 05, 2012
Hi...... IS THIS STILL FOR SALE? YES? THEN HOW MUCH?
Autos / Re: 2007 Toyota Camry LE (Silver, Black and Grey Color) by swtqtnel(f): 12:23pm On Jan 31, 2012
How much is this going for? Please state the last
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales & Marketing Officers Needed Urgently by swtqtnel(f): 4:00pm On Aug 31, 2009
A reputable Marine Company is in need of Smart and Productive marketing/sales personnel. Very attractive package included. The following are the requirements:

- Must be a graduate of a Reputable University and múst have completed the NYSC scheme
- Not less than 2yrs Post NYSC working experience
- A masters degree will be an advantage
- Knowledge of the marine industry will also be an advantage
- Must be smart and pro-active,
- Must be computer literate.

Intrested candidates should send their C.Vs to jobs@sigmateam.com

Jobs/Vacancies / Marketers Wanted Based On Commission by swtqtnel(f): 1:50pm On Aug 19, 2009
We are looking for aggressive markerters that are interested in working in the marine industry.
You must posesss a marketing related degree, have about 2-5 years experience with a purpose to produce results.
Interested candidates should please send their C.V's to jobs@sigmateam.com or info@sigmamarine.net.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mechanical/marine Engineers Wanted by swtqtnel(f): 2:14pm On May 27, 2009
Hello Nairalanders,

Thank you all for showing/indicating interest in the position for marine/mechanical engineer. This is to inform you all that we have gotten someone for this position. Please do not send anymore C.Vs as they will be regarded as spam and automatically will be deleted. I will inform you all when a vacant position prompts up.
I wish you all the very best in job hunting and hope you find one soon. Once again, thanks.

Regards,

Sigma Marine

Jobs/Vacancies / Mechanical And Marine Engineers Wanted by swtqtnel(f): 9:23pm On May 15, 2009
Our company is an indigenous company specialized in boats sales, repairs, maintenance, marine consultation and brokerage. We are looking for mechanical/marine engineers to join our team.

Minimum of 2:2 from any reputable university
Must reside in Lagos
2 or 3 years and above working experience
A masters degree will be an advantage
Must be computer literate
Most preferable a male
Should apply within two weeks of this publication

All applications should be sent to jobs@sigmateam.com or info@sigmamarine.net

For more information, please visit our website, www.sigmamarine.net
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Entry Level: by swtqtnel(f): 12:35pm On Sep 16, 2008
It was a simple as anything. Opened the site and created an account, that's all
No need for the submission of C.Vs
Keep trying y'all wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Wrong With Nairaland Member Watershed? by swtqtnel(f): 4:43pm On Mar 07, 2008
Ya man,
WATERSHED angry Be warned man!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nnpc Is Recruiting by swtqtnel(f): 10:04am On Mar 05, 2008
'Chosen One', that is so not cool of you.
Your modem of advertising your product's so lame that I'd rather you spend some money airing it than misleading fellow nairalanders.
You are indeed the 'Chosen One for Deceit'

I'm glad we've got vigilant members. Kudos to you all.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton Test Format by swtqtnel(f): 9:08am On Feb 25, 2008
What about those that are in lagos, any centre yet?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by swtqtnel(f): 5:19pm On Jan 29, 2008
Congrats soty,
wish u all the best.

Sylvia
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton Test by swtqtnel(f): 11:29am On Jan 11, 2008
Yeah, that's right.
Share the message, afterall if some kind dude didnt post the info on nairaland, u sure wouldn't have known about this.
Share the love and many more info's shall come your way grin


We shall get there!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by swtqtnel(f): 1:00pm On Dec 14, 2007
Actually at Madam G* grin grin wink
Computers / Virus Alert! by swtqtnel(f): 10:22am On Dec 13, 2007
My fellow Nairalanders, cheesy cheesy

You should be alert during the next days: Do not open any message with an attached file called "Invitation"[/color] regardless of who sent it, It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch Which "burns" the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.

If you receive a mail called " invitation", [color=#990000]
though sent by a friend, do not open it and delete it immediately


we shall survive wink

Jokes Etc / Husbands And Wives by swtqtnel(f): 5:29pm On Dec 06, 2007
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

WIFE VS HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day, 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men,
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
“The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, “You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
And showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,
But there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


We either make ourselves happy or miserable; the amount of work is the same.
Programming / Re: MCSE: How Many Exams To Write? by swtqtnel(f): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2007
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by swtqtnel(f): 9:37am On Nov 30, 2007
Hi,

I'm a graduate of Environmental Engineering/Technology with proficiency in Projects and IT
Hoping to work with an oil firm or any management consultant firm

My contact addy's slajuk@yahoo.co.uk

Gracias,  wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Females Still Looking For A Job Or Need Additional Income? Check This Out! by swtqtnel(f): 2:57pm On Nov 27, 2007
How about doing something different. LEARN and EARN.
visit www.dktpartners.com and see the difference.

All the best ladies wink
Computers / Re: On Line I.t Training by swtqtnel(f): 2:20pm On Nov 27, 2007
christkid, holla back ASAP
off radar please,
Computers / Re: On Line I.t Training by swtqtnel(f): 2:18pm On Nov 27, 2007
So,
watchya see dude cool
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Futo Graduates by swtqtnel(f): 9:20am On Nov 23, 2007
Afam wats up?
This is Joke, Not sure about who's working in an oil firm but ail beep u posted on that.
Meanyl, take time to visit www.dktpartners.com and see what's n stock for us FUTOITES.

Ciao, wink

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