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Obio-Akpor revenue thugs are harassing people in Rumuigbo presently. Carrying generators and other properties

prettythicksme:
Op what is romantic about ur thread huh?go to education section and post dis jare!

Laugh you loud

afolwalex20:
Like seriously?

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vizkiz:
uh? Op, you had to create a thread for this?

Like seriously

Lol

Lol

JimiCoker:
Lol! You're a stupid girl if you don't know its just makeup that is helping your ministry. I dare you to wash your face and upload your pix, see if you won't drive all the cats in your area hysterical

Jesuuuuuu!!!! Oboy u wicked shaaaaahhhh!! Choi!!!!

prela:
Make up is made for women.....and for u not to have seen ur babymamas make up free face in 2 yrs is a dissapintment on ur part. U are on ur own, I am beautiful with or without makep

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•Did you know?

A majority of graduates in Nigeria are getting jobs
where they do not need a degree.

•Most jobs advertised for graduates end up being taken
by people with experience.

•Who is going to hire someone with no experience when
they can get someone who has it?

•You can work so hard for your first degree and go out
of your way to gain extra experience to make yourself
more employable and still never land your degree-related
job. - still be hopeful though.

•You feel misled:

As it was essentially drilled in to you that
university was the only way to being successful - with
hindsight, an apprenticeship or trade would have been a
much better option.

•Deep down you have these thoughts :

Given my time again, I wouldn't bother going to
university. The experience was amazing and the life
skills have also proved valuable, but the degree is next
to worthless. www.edondo.com/2015/08/my-degree-is-next-to-worthless

Senseless talk

•Did you know?

A majority of graduates in Nigeria are getting jobs
where they do not need a degree.

•Most jobs advertised for graduates end up being taken
by people with experience.

•Who is going to hire someone with no experience when
they can get someone who has it?

•You can work so hard for your first degree and go out
of your way to gain extra experience to make yourself
more employable and still never land your degree-related
job. - still be hopeful though.

•You feel misled:

As it was essentially drilled in to you that
university was the only way to being successful - with
hindsight, an apprenticeship or trade would have been a
much better option.

•Deep down you have these thoughts :

Given my time again, I wouldn't bother going to
university. The experience was amazing and the life
skills have also proved valuable, but the degree is next
to worthless. www.edondo.com/2015/08/my-degree-is-next-to-worthless

•A man who raped a 14-year-old girl after getting her "blind drunk" has been jailed for eight years.
Richard Barrett, 46, from Elstree, initially said the teenager, from Bushey, had consented to sex at a film location in a Buckinghamshire field.
He later pleaded guilty to two counts of rape. St Albans Crown Court heard he "took advantage of her sexually" after plying the girl with alcohol.
Barrett was caught after his victim's mother read her diary. 'Sinister signs' She had written: "Richard. I hate you. You have ruined my life".
The court heard Barrett, of Jubilee Walk, told the girl it would be their "little secret" after he raped her in a caravan at the film set where he worked as a security guard.
He groomed the girl by giving her wine and vodka, asking her about her sex life and showing her pornography on his mobile phone.
Judge Jonathan Carroll said Barrett had got his victim "blind drunk".
He said she had been vulnerable and Barrett had shown "sinister signs of grooming".
Barrett was placed on the sex offender register for life. www.edondo.com/2015/08/man-jailed-for-raping-blind-drunk-girl-on-film-set

•Police are investigating after a horse was stabbed and sexually assaulted in Aberdeenshire, Scotland.
The incident happened near New Pitsligo.
Blaze, a 23-year-old female pony, had to be put down following the incident.
In a Facebook post, the horse's owner, Zoe Wright, said Blaze had been stabbed twice in the chest and "sexually violated". She has offered a £1,000 reward for anyone who provides information which leads to an arrest.
Ms Wright, 30, urged other horse owners in the area to check their animals for suspicious cuts, and to contact the police if they see anything or anyone suspicious.
She added: "My lovely Blaze was the nicest pony, she has been part of our family for 18 years. The complete low life scum who did this to her needs to face justice for what they have done."
As reported bbc, Police Scotland confirmed it had received a report of the incident and was investigating. Officers appealed for any witnesses to contact them.
Det Insp Norman Stevenson said: "Enquiries are ongoing to establish what has happened to the horse but I would appeal directly to any neighbours or residents in the area who may have seen anything unusual or suspicious in the days before this happened.
"As a result of this cruel act a horse has died and a family have now lost a much-loved animal.
"We have not received any reports of similar incidents in the area but I would urge horse owners to check their animals regularly and report anything unusual to police." www.edondo.com/2015/08/horse-dies-after-sexual-assault

Warri- CENTRE for the Vulnerable and Underprivileged, CENTREP, Warri, Delta State, weekend, faulted the assertion by the Inspector General of Police, Mr. Solomon Arase, that lack of increase in the funding of the Nigeria Police Force, NPF, was the chief impediment to effective policing nationwide.
Executive director of the group, Mr. Oghenejabor Ikimi, in a statement, said the statement by Mr. Arase at the National Security Conference jointly organized by the NPF and the Sun Newspaper in Abuja was far from the truth.
The group said, “The major obstacle to effective policing in the Nigeria State is the monstrous level of corruption presently ravaging the institution and not the level of funding per se.”
Its words, “We posit that corruption has dealt a cruel blow to the police institution in Nigeria such that it has not only eroded professionalism but smeared its mage and prestige to the extent that an increase in funding without commensurate effort at checking the menace, will only transform the worsening level of corruption in the institution into a tsunami.”
“We submit further that an increase funding of the Nigerian Police Force would not by any iota of imagination reduce corruption in the Force, as claimed by the police boss but would inflame the vice, hence our call on the police boss to furnish Nigerians with the measures he has put in place to check corruption in the Police Force. “This is because we are not oblivious of the fact that every police institution worldwide requires effective funding devoid of corruption ethics for effective policing,” the group asserted.
CENTREP stated, “The call by the police boss on the National Assembly to pass into law the Police Trust Fund bill was a needless one, as we are all witnesses to a similar body that was set up under ex- President Olusegun Obasanjo’s administration.
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/why- our-police-are-failing-us/

Thousands of dead fish have been found stockpiled on the riverbank of the city of Tianjin, several kilometres
from the site of last week's giant
chemical blasts that killed more than
100 people and injured hundreds of
others.

Tianjin residents have blamed the
government's negligence as the
reason for the blast and are worried
that the water is toxic and unsafe ; as
Authorities confirmed that more than
700 tonnes of the deadly chemical
sodium cyanide were stored at the
Tianjin warehouse that blew up.

Tianjin officials have said the mass
fish deaths were caused by regular
seasonal low oxygen levels in the
water and have made efforts to calm
suspicions of toxicity.

www.edondo.com/2015/08/thousands-of-dead-fish-found-on-riverbank-after-chemical-blast

I think its strictly business

We call this celebrity yahoo yahoo.

I know nairaland will put 'silly'. That silly is a six letter word that starts with S and ends with id.

Posted on www.edondo.com/2015/08/girls-that-have-insatiable-desire-for-money-and-come-from-poor-homes-are-just-plain-stupid

Yes humanity is insatiable. People just want 'EVERYTHING'. I don't want to go into that.

This is why I'm posting.

Why should a poor dirty girl from the dirtiest of gutters, make this statement " I can't date a guy that doesn't own a car"

And ur papa no get beetle. No seriously she made the statement and I did some digging, her dad who should be in his late 50's, do not own a car. I am not insulting the man oh, but nah the stupid child I get problem with.

youngwarlocks:
Robbitch

hehehe www.edondo.com

It seems the trend for celebrity females now is going braless. It wouldn't surprise me, if nigerian girls joined the trend, cuz anything goes for them. #ifuthinkiamlying check #pouting #selfie

Fair girls are only attractive from a distance oh. Upclose their skin is just full of red spots and stuff. Skin irritations are clearly seen on fair girls and this makes them less sexier than dark girls. Do you agree or disagree?

Source : http://www.edondo.com/2015/08/dark-nigerian-girls-are-more-beautiful-than-the-fair-ones

AMBIVERT:
One Part Of The Bum Looks Bigger Than The Other.
This Picture Must Be Probed.

so u take time look d picture reach dat extent?

Yes I completely agree dat there is low number of nigerian websites on the internet. We don't push our nigerian identity enough. Check edondo.com

From www.edondo.com

Buhari : U must tell me how this wanted Lebanese ISIS terrorist got Nigerian Visa

Ministry of foreign affairs: ok sir. We are currently investigating.

Me: presido u dey ask? With all des lebanese wey full 9ja streets and offices

Everytime the question - what is the safest means of transportation?. Keeps ringing around my ears

Some say by air, some by land and some by sea.

Think about it, with the dangers we face travelling through the means mentioned above, it is teleporting or witchcraft, yes!! It is! Who go dey die? Nobody. U simply travel anywhere at any time u want. Factors like bad weather will never be a problem.


But seriously, You will have to agree with me that teleportation (or disappearing and appearing) is the safest means of transportation. Its unfortunate that many we brand it as witchcraft.

Teletransportation, is the theoretical
transfer of matter or energy from one point to another without traversing the physical space between them.

If and when it will be possible, it will be the safest means of transportation, without diabolic means ooh
Source : http://www.edondo.com/2015/08/teleporting-is-the-safest-means-of-travelling

This is not a new topic to your ears, except you were born yesterday. If u were, gerraoutta this post right now!

Below are few reasons why he cheats with his secretary

Availability:

Busy managers may well spend more time in the company of their secretaries, than they do with their wives. He starts to get more comfortable and used to his secretary, that he starts seeing her as a more suitable partner.

Position of superiority:

A boss is in a position of authority over a secretary. He is telling her what to do all day, and she will follow his instructions.
That is quite a turn-on for some men, who might well fantasize about taking that relationship out of the office and into the bedroom. Wives, in the main, don't like being told what to do but secretaries are used to it. Men are stupid like that!

Jealousy:

A marriage that is going through a
sticky patch might give rise to a man imagining that if he could make his wife just a teeny bit jealous, she might become more
accommodating to his wishes. Give her the
impression that there is another potential sexual partner in his life who is in competition with her, and ... Like I said above, some men are stupid like that!


Secretary praises and is submissive :

At the office she is always telling him how good he looks, how much she liked his
flowers, how handsome his eyes are, how smart he is.

At home the wife is controlling and
criticizes the way he does chores, the way he watches the kids, the way he works or pays the bills, the way he wants to relax, the way he dresses, the way he talks (or doesn't), the
way he looks, the way he hugs or kisses her--guess what? Ok - you asked for it!

Conquerors and explorers:

Most men like to explore and conquer, this applies to their lust for women, even when they're married. They are greedy like that and never get satisfied. They just want to d**k every young female that crosses their path.
Source: www.edondo.com/2015/08/why-he-cheats-with-his-secretary

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I don hype ur site 4 ma social media pltforms. U can encourage ur clients 2 drop dia post on edondo.com linking it bak 2 dia sites, de wil b tappin edondo's traffic nd also gettin an extra site linking

I think if you are passionate about anything and you want to help people; entertain, inform, or educate them, then you should be a blogger.

To be straight-to-the-point, as to not bore those that are bloggers already and for the benefit of those that do not know about it. As a blogger, you write and you post your write-ups with or without pictures, you could even do videos.

Now, this is why I decided to write this piece. Below is what you need to have at the back of your mind to be a blogger and if you are a blogger and have missed them, its never too late. These are facts from successful bloggers.

1. It should not be about the money, but about the passion. 'Leave story for storytellers' right? Well frankly, you can become rich blogging. But you wouldn't last and will eventually give up, if the 'mulla' was what drove you into blogging.

2. Be yourself, it may be difficult competing with the big guns, so find your own unique voice. Tell the story, everyone loves a good story. Do this - think creatively instead of competitively.

3. Try to not make it ALL about you. That's if the blog is about you and things you do. Engage. If you want an audience, and then want to keep an audience, engage with them. This should show in your skill with words. I don't mean big words. Make a reader feel like he/she is in a room with you listening to what you are saying. Just try.

4. Never stop learning. There's always something new out there. Become well versed in multiple skill sets. Everything matters - experience, research skills, how to do this or that; bring in all as a blogger.

5. See eh, you can actually blog for very long years and only your family and a few friends will read or visit your blog. It could get to you, especially when you had hoped to start making money at some point from it, at least to pay for hosting na. I am a Nigerian and my sincere advice is, "try to lay your hands on a job that allows you time for your blog". 'Not so many', I know. But you must not blog everyday na. Simply, in some of your posts try to make your readers know the reason for the delays and how you are working hard to provide them with contents on your blog. That way if someone visits your blog for one, two days and no new content, the person won't say - "this blogger thinks owning a website is owning a facebook account".

6. Do not make mistakes in your posts, it just pisses readers off!!. 'You wan blind person? Nobody is chasing you, go through your post. A fellow writer may tolerate it, knowing the stress sometimes, but no reader will. In short, they will wonder who you want to enlighten with your 'see-and-go-blind'. Marry your dictionary and improve your vocabulary. Most of us do not know that 'unserious' is incorrect.
Remember, 'quality not quantity'.

7. Do not write what you are not interested in. May be just to attract huge traffic, you 'dive' into what is popular, but doesn't really interest you. Chances of you getting a good post out there is slim, because there isn't any interest. You will only bore your readers and make them see that you are actually struggling to write. They will erase 'visiting your blog' from their minds and run to who is doing it well.

8. Networking should be your biggest priority. If you are a blogger, statements like 'I don't know how to maintain relationships' should be the last thing that should come out of your mouth, let alone 'I don't like making new friends'. If this is your case, then you see that 'very long years' I said in No 5, add 'very very'. If you don't know how to, learn.

9. Check blogger.com and to learn and start blogging. People can be cruel, they can register your domain - that is, take away the and wordpress, as theirs, when they see that your blog is promising. So you may have to do that yourself sooner than you thought.
Source : www.edondo.com/2015/08/read-this-if-you-are-a-blogger-or-want-to-be-a-blogger

If firstbank think d answer is otherwise, den dey shud close all dia branches. Bullshit

tushwolz:
wrong 3+3*3=18 not 12 d correct and is 18

tushwolz u be mumu. Use bodmas solve dat nonsense wey u write 3+3*3 it is still 12. Obviously na bodams u learn for ur stupid school.

Op u b ode