₦airaland Forum

kayalla: Pls will this mixture affect my boobs as in reduce it?
I just want to reduce my belle.

Stop eating all sorts .....
Stop eating late, eat early and do light meals ...Eat small portions, spread out over four or five times a day
Substitute heavy snacking with fruits and nuts
Do exercises, tummy toning and flattening exercises .... That alone should keep your belly in check
The day you start doing all of that consistently, you will see the difference.................................................

gawab: Lemon is not scarce. Just go to any herb market and ask for it. For further explanation call 08184408033 or mail herbaldoctor@live.com, and I be glad to help you.

Wonderful... herbalists now have email addresses and computers?!

slimmy05: I couldn't just ignore this post. Wole should go and sit down abeg or better still go back to oxford classroom. As far as am concerned, Jonathan acted right, am not saying alamco is not corrupt, but is he the only corrupt govt official? Soyinka should also remember how he looted FRSC. Pot calling kettle black.

Jonathan acted right? You are pure lunatic ... A mentally deranged GEJ cockslurper!
You and your ilks are the type Nigeria does not need anymore ... With this mentality and reasoning, you are a disgrace to the entire human race...
Fu//cking idio.t!

ifihearam: Its called herculean task. Almost impossible

Kid yourself..... You will be here in 2015, when Nigeria will witness a new dawn
PDP and GEJ will be swept away, and swept into extinction!
Keep displaying your stupidity, naivety and unnecessary arrogance on a public forum .... You will be shocked!

oxford: Most sensible thus far. Thanks guy. I dont entirely agree with your reponses but thats for another time. For the maintime, its gladdening to know there are still sane men here

Dimwit .... You wont agree, why? because intellectually, you have nothing and mentally, you are seriously challenged ... Bloody basta....rd
You deserve to be diced up and your remains blown into smithereens with assorted home made bombs by irate militants!
Oloriburuku omo were!

wirinet: The arguments here sound like it is coming from a fisherman or a palmwine tapper. It is irrational and only amounts to blackmail by Jonathan's tribesmen or people whose livelihood depends personally on Jonathan.

1. Why would a northerner president withdraw JTF? So that Boko Haram can bomb his home state, village, family and friends? Who had been more aggressive against Islamic militants in the past - northern or southern head of state? A northern president can act without fear of ethnic bais from the population unlike a southern president.

2. So denial of second term for Jonathan now equate to CONTINUATION of exploitation of the Niger delta? Honestly i do not know how you can link lack of presidency to exploitation. Are you saying villages and town that have produced presidency in the past do not show signs of exploitation? Please let me have your definition of exploitation.

This is just cheap blackmail. You people think you can blackmail Nigeria with militancy if we do not dash GEJ a second term. Let me bring you down to earth, NIGERIA DOES NOT OWE JONATHAN A SECOND TERM. If he presents himself for reelection, nigerians in general are free to accept or reject him.

Now about the threat of militancy, the military has the resources both human and material to level the whole of the ijaw militant are under 2 months, just like it can level boko haram controlled areas. The restraining factors are the civilian population and international restrains. That was why Yaradua offered amnesty, if the amnesty had been rejected or the militants reneged on the amnesty deal, i am sure most Ijaw areas would have gotten the Odi treatment without ta backlash from the international community.

3. About military postings, that is neither here nor there.

4. Economic collapse? Are you serious. Do you realise that nigeria had been "subsidizing" fuel for the past 40 years and the economy had not collapsed. Why is it now that the economy would collapse because of subsidy? Are you aware that most OPEC countries subsidize fuel? And their economy had not collapse. What collapse an economy is not subsidy but bad economic management and corruption. Government can give Nigeria cheap fuel if it has the political and management will to. We can build more refineries or contract foreign refineries to refine our 450,000 barrels per day local quota.

Spot on.... Another brilliant analysis, reasoning and thinking ...
Another reason why the OP, "Oxford", fathered by a diseased goat and a lunatic mother, is a fu....cking retard from the same bloody riverine community as the dunce presiding over nothing in Aso Rock!

Waste of time and resources .....SCRAP that nonsense!
Martial arts ko, Tai Chi ni!
Fu...cking idio...ts!

danniyal: I dont know why we keep lamenting over this issue as if we dont have a choice.We nigerians can collectively end this madness by saying goodbye to Jonathan and PDP in 2015.

Absolutely...
The same set of fooools who voted for the daft punk the last time are the ones moaning the loudest...
Insha Allah, GEJ will be swept aside by a hurricane of angry and suffering citizens of Nigeria
Enough is enough, come 2015, the Otueke vagabond will be back in his riverine community ....
A president Nigeria shouldnt have had, a scumbag ... A douchebag .... Empty vessel ... Brainless, naive and oxymoronic fisherman!
Nigeria cannot afford another GEJ, Lord, hear our prayers, we cannot afford another DUNCE or to prolong the existence of the certified dimwit called GEJ in Aso Rock!

I am speechless ................................

Gistwitherico: u are the person that is daft.

You are a bastard... Earthgreeners is entitled to his opinion about the dimwitted GEJ!
You are Jonathan are flipping moro...ns!!!

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Keep deluding yourself. When sh/it hits d fan we go know who be who.[/quote]More drivel!
Not impressed at all.....

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]You cannot hate the son of the Niger Delta and yet love Niger Delta oil. That is unacceptable.

The reason we keep hearing one Nigeria is because of Niger delta oil. The day the oil wells dry up, na To your tents oh Israel.[/quote]Bollocks .... Niger Delta oil does not belong to Jonathan ... All we are saying is, dude is too daft, dimwitted and dumb to rule Nigeria ... I dont hate him, i just dont see any qualities in him
You should accept that ... and stop beating about the bush or talking about a natural resource which doesn't belong to him or anyone in particular!

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]You can't hate a Jonathan and love his oil. Mba!! You either accept both or nothing.[/quote]So are you trying to tell us Jonathan owns the main natural resources in the country?!

[quote author=Wise-talk]You have proven to me that you are a complete fool and your generation is doomed for life. I see anger all around you. It's as a result of the poverty in your linage and you will always remain poor from generation to generation. A table's leg talking like this. Your name spells you out. You are a bastard and an i.d.i.o.t, your generation will always produce more of you. The table's leg is the slave that carries anything and everything that is placed on top of the table, so shall you be for the rest of the your life. You shall remain a slave to carry big burdens that you tear you apart. You shall never see above, but below, you will never smell the goodness of life, but you shall always be used and dumped by others. Your generations unborn shall follow your footsteps. Bastard.[/quote]STARK IllITERATE ...... You and Patience Jonathan must come from the same village ..... Flipping nitwit!!!
Tell me why i should be wasting my time on you, if you can't deliver nuggets of wisdom and cant even spell correctly ?!
Poverty shackled tosser!!!

Pedagogue: [/color]
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Who is this drunk boy?

U are just like other Niger Deltans that av personalised everything about GEJ!!

In 2015, u will be reminded that The whole of what u call Niger Delta is just Lagos and 2 other states in the South West!!

Keep making noise on nairaland, that election will be determined by block votes from the north and South West against GeJ ....that is if GEJ is lucky enough to win PDP primaries

Thank you ... The dolt needs to know the above
God bless you

[quote author=Wise-talk]You sound so much like a frustrated poor man. Why not get a begging joint to ask for alms? people may help you. Until you take that decision, keep seeing below till you enter the ground. Mr. table's leg.[/quote]YOUR FATHER is the frustrated church rat ... the same frustrations spilled over to you and your siblings and your unborn generation will taste it fully ... the order of the day around you is penury ... poverty stricken bastards
GEJ paid your internet subscription and bought you a laptop, you fu..cking inbred, now feel you can run your mouth anyhow .... may thunder strike your breadfruit sized balls and your kwashiorkor belly!!!!
Olofo

Billyonaire: May Satan punish your Oesophagus. I am a living Testimony of the goodness of Lord Jesus, Issa Ibn Mariam! May Poverty Be in Your Portion now and for ever more. Please Claim it. As for me and my HouseHold, we appreciate the goodness of GEJ, he is the great son of Niger Delta, the Host that feeds all Parasites. Are you ready for me ? Bring it on! Nematode!!

May thunder strike you flat out .. and your remains blown into smithereens by Boko Haram, another result of GEJ's ineptitude!
You fu...cking church rat ... talking about blessings you can only dream of .... It is embarrassing for an adult like you to come out on a public forum and claim to appreciate the goodness of GEJ...
What goodness exactly are you talking about? You little raasclart....
Fu...cking pauper ....... The garri you soak everyday has had a catastrophic reaction on your body, it has eroded your thinking capacity and sapped your brain
The rot you find yourself can be directly linked to GEJ's ineptitude and failures ..... You need to wake up, smell the fu....cking roast kenyan beans and clamour for a change, fu.....cking left hand wan...ker!

[quote author=Wise-talk]You are really the table's leg. you never see anything above only things below.[/quote]I see more than your entire lineage ..... My eyesight, hindsight and foresight is extremely brilliant ... you and your unborn generation will never come close to a quarter!
Dunce

vizboy: I HATE TO ARGUE WITH A LAPDOG/SLAVE CAUSE NO MATTER HOW YOU TRY TO TEACH HIM/HER. He or she will always adhere to his or her master. Stop been a slave and think

You can't try it with me .... You are the GEJ lapdog here ..... I will murk you if you try to stand up to me
We are talking about a dimwitted, clueless and re....tarded president, you are talking about slave and master ...... Can you see you are a fu...cking donut?!
SMH .

Billyonaire: The most educated Nigerian President since Lord Lugard.
The most humble Nigerian President since Lord Lugard.
The most Godly Nigerian President since Lord Lugard.
The Luckiest Nigerian Politician since Lord Lugard.
The most voted President since Lord Lugard.

Drivel..... How has the qualities above lifted you out of the abject penury and poverty stricken state you have been wallowing in since GEJ came into power?
Moro....n!

vizboy: so you want a president that can make nigeria better in a blink of an eye keep dreaming. Patience is still one of the most inportant virtue a man need to have. It is said the patient dog eat the fatest bone. GEJ is heading there little by little. In war you can make your enemy think you dont know what you are doing but when the appointed hour comes he will hit you hard cause you wouldnt be expecting it. That is the best strategy of war

Poppycocks and gobblydygooks!!!

GEJ won't get anywhere if given 300 methusalah years ... Stop deceiving yourself, Nigerians are wiser ... GEJ is a fluke and he is absolutely incapable of driving this great nation forward!!!

You have not told the forum 5 good reasons why GEJ has top dog qualities .... Nigeria does not need a dunce, nitwit and clueless fisherman to move it forward, not even a local govt in Nigeria will move forward with a man like that!

GEJ is an opportunist, take the very few intelligent folks around him away, he will struggle badly!

ocelot2006: And you're just another demented baboon. Now f@#k off. Monkey.

GEJ bootlicker ... Let me tell you something, 2015, shit is gona change
GEJ will be disgraced out of Aso Rock forcefully or peacefully
You and your co-fu...cktards won't be able to do anything about it .....
Faacccking Otueke cun....tface vagabond!!

valboy20: lol.....u na badt guy o

Na true now... Person way local dog bite, sit-down for nairaland day open thread, day ask questions ... whilst rabbies and all sorts crawls up his bloodstream!
SMH ... Some people and stupidity sef

frankscof: Sorry Op who is goodluck jonathn?

Some opportunistic bastard roaming about in Aso Rock!