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JerryBizz:
Hahahaha!
But this one enter Sha!!
One would think that folks who reside abroad would know it's 'stir' and not " stirred " haha.
It was just funny the way you stopped him in his tracks.
You ehhhnn....You are a terrible and humourous person, all in one.

This is actually not funny. Sounded too rude. How do you expect him to feel by these your comments?

Alright

Better count 1sharon, lordreed and crystyano out of this numbers. God is on their matter already.

LordReed:
And we're you the only one there? If there were other people with you did they hear it too?

You want experiences? Would you believe? I would want your faith, belief in Christ and what He's done for you to be based on faith or your personal encounter with Him.

1Sharon:
Lol.

If you want experiences, I can share some supernatural experiences with. Maybe not just yet

LordReed:
Did hear this voice in your ears or your mind?

Ears Reed. Even a Bruised reed shall he not break

1Sharon:
What did he look and sound like?

Don't expect me start describing the looks of God here, He's Spirit. You see Him by faith, you see His glory revealed even in things he's created... Including you.
Even in heaven we are assured of seeing only only Christ physically for now

1sharon can you cook and post?

1Sharon:
What did he look and sound like?

He looked loving, majestically revealed in the person of Christ and in those believers He dwells in. I beheld and I saw with my eyes if faith His glory, as it filled the hall and saturated the atmosphere.

Couldn't mistaken His loving and reassuring voice as it echoed in my spirit...

1Sharon:
Receive the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior now or perish in Hell for all eternity.

All other gods are impastas

Why are you being evasive? 1sharon

Well, was about mentioning you to tell you how service was this evening. I worshipped and met with God Almighty. Was so blessed, He spoke to me and I did to Him.

Met wonderful believers also, nice people, though too shy to interact. But we connect spiritually as children of the One true God.

You Gerrit?

1Sharon:
He's a blasphemer.

You know the brother of his lord better than him?
He's only saying the truth.

You can't fight the truth. You might even be privy of the truth now but shying away from it and hiding under a cloke - a form of defence mechanism?

1Sharon:
TAGM & hupernikao, know this and know peace.

He boiled for your sins.

See satanist's testimony about you FSM below:

"NaijaSatanist:

Satan and his brother FSM, go hand in hand. Satan will not be angry with you if you worship FSM. But Satan will be very angry if you worship Jesus"

I asked you a question but you refused to answer. What went wrong? Or you never even started before pulling out?

FSM is actually using the creative wonder and benevolence of the Almighty to spite Him. Stop all these 1sharon.

[quote author=Crystyano post=107846964][/quote]Salvation is the greatest blessing one can receive...

So sorry not that financial okay at the moment. But I pray God intervenes and provide.

1Sharon:
I turned on my brain.

What led to that?
You had a genuine relationship with Christ prior to that? I guess not.

Not inviting you to take up a church now, but to look unto Christ...

1Sharon:
You do know I'm an ex-christian right? You think I've never been to church in my life?

What happened then? Why did you stop?
Tell me

Crystyano:
You're blessed already.....

That's what he doesn't understand.....

Different kinds of blessing exist man

1Sharon:
My Sundays are for cleaning the house and chilling.

Church is a way to waste a day.

Give it a try.

1sharon and co please do make it to a Bible believing church today. You'll be blessed.

Kobojunkie:
What kind of soup is that?

Indomie soup.
It looks so delicious

LordReed:
Why na?

Not led to tell you that. Will bring up something else for you as we interact

LordReed:
Oh me me me! I want this experiment! Can I join?

No please

1Sharon:
I don't need any other impasta to fulfill my needs. FSM is all I need.


Would you like to learn proof FSM exists?

Here https://www.nairaland.com/3807155/one-true-god#56650588

Does all these even make sense to you?

1Sharon:
He answers all my prayers.

Example?

Can we experiment that?
Tell me two impossible needs in your life, I will pray to my God to answer one of them, pray to yours too to answer the other. Let's see which God is actually Lord

1Sharon:
My God is not a joke. Do you think he is?

Pls do not blaspheme my God.

What qualifies him to be "your god"?

Crystyano:
Thanks for helping me the other day...


May your wealth never reduce...


May your family never lack....



I'm still having accommodation issues but that won't stop me from saying thank you.....

Who then are you praying to? If it's mere wishes then what's the invisible force that will transform your "belief" demonstrated by your words into visibility?

Workch:
Why do you think hers is a joke and yours is not?

How do you think you aren't similar to the phone in your hand and not superior to it?

1Sharon:
Excuse me?

Didn't intend to sound harsh... But I feel you are making a joke out of the whole thing.

1Sharon:
Yes he loves me and yes he boiled for my sins.

You better stop all these and take your life seriously

1Sharon:
FSM is the right decision for me.

He answers all my prayers and I don't lack.

Does he love you? If he does, how did he prove it?
Did he die for your sins?

Workch:
How come your opinion has to be right decision?
Why can’t the Flying Spaghetti Monster be the right decision?

Because it's the "Truth"

Existence of truth always makes room for counterfeiting.

As the song lyrics goes...

"...Jesus na you be oga,... All other gods na so so yeye"

1Sharon:
No I mean impasta.

Please stop imposing your religion on me.

I already worship FSM.

I am not in any way imposing. Just presenting to you submissions that would aid you in making the right decision. Change is imperative for a everyone who desires to have a progressively transformative life experience. Don't sacrifice transformative change on the altar of ego.

armyofone:
I don't like anything plateful.

That your steak is big!

Haha, please o be careful not to become orthorexic or cibophobic though.