Mikylopez:
sharap i follow her on instagram dnt coman make ur self lool $tupid cz u wanna brag ..

Can't u follow a bro bae

Mikylopez:
sharap i follow her on instagram dnt coman make ur self lool $tupid cz u wanna brag ..

Can't u follow a bro bae

Pascalville:
Zimbabwe is the only country in the world were
almost everyone was a billionaire at one point. someone tell me how true this is Wow

They were printing money without considering the side effect.

angelTI:


You try

Ma gbe yen wa oooo, whr is ma reward >:

angelTI:
Mama Ni yen. E maa d'agba e maa d'ogbo ninu ara lile ati oro pupo l'agbara Olorun

#waiting for a translator

That my mother, you will grow old and strong in plenty wealth IJN.
I get am?

Princess4ng:

Maiduguri

Is it what am thinking?

Princess4ng:

Why not

So what part of this country are u??

michaelwilli:
I doubt the gods of ur village can read

Ejo lo fe ro.

KINGwax007:
oh... an akokaite... see how the idiot said it like,

Hey, I from Oxford or Harvard..



Yeye guy. U can't even compete with yabatech...aside law, what other courses are u good at?

Oh...don't tell me, prostitution and yahoo yahoo

MIMIKING THE IDIOT: I am an akokaite..

U'r an idiot, I did my ND in Yabatech so I knw wat am talking abt, oh! I knw ur type, u are pained cuz u weren't given admission in Unilag...E ma wo awon omo poly jatijati yi sha.

When I heard result as been pasted for the first time in skul almost pee in ma trouser cuz of the amt of negativity we av heard from snrs but at the end Godwin, jst dose we expected to be topping manage to enter upper while those we dnt even knw was sitting comfortably at upper, no one had distinction anyway...

KINGwax007:
MAPOLY has the capacity to become a university of technology. Their level of education is far better than most universities. If u went thru OND at MAPOLY as crossed into any university, u will understand what I mean. You must be amongst the best in ur class sha ni, unless u be yeye student for mapoly. Enough time to play enough time to work. Beautiful synergy.

Besides, if you don't have ur pHD in view, u can't even be accepted at a second lecturer at MAPOLY. ask anyone..

It's long overdue...

Oro jatijati, wat shld yabatech now say... Ode omo, whr mapoly dey wen dem dey rank poly's... Av u 4gotten Yabatech, Auchi poly...

#B4 u come for my head...am an akokaite(unilag)

KINGwax007:
MAPOLY has the capacity to become a university of technology. Their level of education is far better than most universities. If u went thru OND at MAPOLY as crossed into any university, u will understand what I mean. You must be amongst the best in ur class sha ni, unless u be yeye student for mapoly. Enough time to play enough time to work. Beautiful synergy.

Besides, if you don't have ur pHD in view, u can't even be accepted at a second lecturer at MAPOLY. ask anyone..

It's long overdue...

Oro jatijati, wat shld yabatech now say... Ode omo, whr mapoly dey wen dem dey rank poly's... Av u 4gotten Yabatech, Auchi poly...

michaelwilli:
I sometimes do not understand the motive behind converting a polytechnic to a university because in real sense, they have different purposes. Universities have Profs as VCs while poly has a Doctor as a rector, there is a deficiency, even though the amount o books you have read doesnt determine the sense in ur head
Most poly lecturers dont even have masters, some are lecturing with B.sc, when you can't even lecture at a university with a B.sc except maybe as graduate assistant.
What should be done is that the standard of education and quality of instruction at this institutions be improvd, not conversion from one form to another. Befor i got admission into the poly, i heard that poly does practical well, but in my department, reverse was the case and many other departments i know of. An HP proliant server that costs millions of naira is left to gather dust in my department, switches and routers we should have used for networking practical are still inside their packaging.
The issue now is not facility, but instructors who have the technical know how to use this facilities to train students.
Other forms of improving our education should be sought, not conversion of one institution to another.

Story for the gods...

Princess4ng:

U dont o

But we can be friends now

Princess4ng:

Wait for next enter

Do I av a choice

Princess4ng:


Lol... My dear is full already... Admission closed... Too many applicants...

Choi! E pain me ooooo, so I gat take another form be dat..

Princess4ng:


I for done get boyfriend wey go carry me go by then

Make I summit my application letter b4 then now

Princess4ng:


I for done get boyfriend wey go carry me go by then

Make I summit my application letter b4 then now

Princess4ng:
Nobody took me there.... Bad friends in nairaland..... It isnt fair at all....

Dnt worry bae, we are going 2 olic4 2gether.

OP u'r list is incomplete, where are the Quantity Surveyor's and the builders. The factis that the hype given to Engine boys is not wat it looks like in the construction industry. QS will still issue order to dem. Rep QS and Building.

giftedheart1:
But not always true...

You avnt been using it in d ryt way

Fidelismaria:



nawa ooooo

get into her pant
get into her pant
get into her pant

una no dey tire to dey recycle same bullshit


ayam fed up of dis topic

Seems u ar familiar wit d steps, let upcoming guys learn...

:DIf money grow on trees gals don't mind dating monkey.

Nt wicked bro, u'll agree wit me dey deserve it

Nigerian girls aint so bright and smart (no
offense) we guys know deep down inside u, no
matter how hard u pretend….u’all love
money…so guys if u don’t av money just “act”
like u do and rush ur game….”hit and run”

1) She wanna hear u say u work in a stable
organisation: gals won’t take u serious if u say
u work as a marketer or in a bank, nope she
won’t take u serious. Instead, tell her u work at
a fed govt parastatal, or u own at least 3 private
businesses….dat stability, she will begin to
imagine a future.
2) Tell her u av siblings in d USA/Europe: this
automatically makes dem fink ure frm a rich
ohm and dat u deciding to be in d country is
cos u just don’t wanna go or fact’s plan to
meet her….she says a future in dat also.
3) Tell her u need her advice about Weda to
rent ur own apartment or buy a land: dis is for
d dudes dat still live with Deir parents, its no
big issue, all u av to do is tell her ure planning
of buying a land instead of renting ur own
apartment and ask her for an advice about
it….gals like hearing stuffs like landed
properties and stuffs….dey will fink ure a
serious guy finking abt d future.
4) Never wear too much jewels…wear polo or
shirt: gals seem to take guys in polo tops and
shirt more serious Dan guys in tee and
singlets….
5) Flirt heavily with confidence: show her u
find her incredibly sexy…let her catch u
starring at her bum, lips…never look at her
boobs….den touch her back, shoulder….den
try to kiss her on d first date…..if u miss d first
date kiss….ure out bro.

Ladies dnt chop my head off oooo, u guys are the cause, u wnt already ripe fruit, u no wan follow plant...lolzzzzz

A friend is currently undergoing an undergraduate program at Yabatech..Now he as been offered admission at Unilag, but he doesn't want to quit his program at Yabatech likewise he doesn't want to let go of the admission offered him at Unilag...The question now is can he cope with both. Note: it not the same course but the courses are in the same faculty.

Oya experience Nlanders come and advise him ooooo...

Would love if this topic can be move to the FP for more advise.

Are you afraid your project might become an abandon project due to inflation in the future Are you afraid a contractor might cheat you If your answer is YES to this questions, there is only one person that can help you. You don't need to bother yourself, just sit and relax, let a QS handle it.

Quantity Surveyors are construction economist, construction cost accountant, who by virtue of their training provide the following service;

Preliminary cost advice
Cost planning
Preparation of the BoQ...etc

BornnAgainChild:


I know great products of yabatech....better no let dem ko serz beating fun e for this trash you jus said

My sister, I saw it just don't want to talk. Am a student of yabatech and I had to become a student of unilag just because of this unnecessary discrimination but I can tell you that as concern yabatech and unilag, yabatech will always beat them hands down.

Reason not far fetch, running two courses simultaneously might look difficult to some people but I can tell you am doing well because of the training I have received in yabatech, and if you must know, you cannot miss lecture in yabatech (QS dept to be precise) and write exam but I can count number of times I have miss lecture in unilag just to satisfy my lectures in yabatech and I can tell you am doing better than my course mate in unilag.

Buhari met with d Queen of England in London. He asked her. Buhari: How do you run such an efficient government here? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria. QUEEN: The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. Buhari: How do I know the people around me are really intelligent? QUEEN: Oh, that's easy. Just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen sent for David Cameron. David Cameron walked into the room, CAMERON: Yes, your majesty. You sent for me. QUEEN: Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" CAMERON: hmmm... that would be me. QUEEN: Yes, very good. When Buhari came back home he sent for Osinbajo. Osibanjo walk in to Buhari's office. Osibanjo: Sir you call me. Buhari: Yes sit down and ans this, Your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it? Osinbajo: I'm not sure, let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the office but none could give him an answer. Osinbajo ran to Fashola. Osinbajo asked Osinbajo: Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister, who is it?" FASHOLA: That's easy. It's me! Osinbajo smiled and said, Thanks! Then he went back to speak with President Buhari. Osinbajo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Babatunde Raji Fashola! Buhari got angry, and said to Osinbajo No wonder Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by dummies! The answer is .David Cameron!!!