Lol.

cute

The police man was only trying to express the saying dat "police is ur best frnd".

Thanks OP, help me tell them oo.

SANDOSKI:
At the ZOO

U cant b serious!!! wit smellymouth shey?

Lol.

who said dat? d person dy dream?

As u re all hia avin fun, b careful wat u type or think, 4 d second coming of our lord Jesus christ is at hand.. Tanku.. greetings to u smellymouth and sandoski..

QueenInVanilla:
Am really praying for that day.

add fasting too.

HateU2:
Then life goes on.

How much is dog in the market, or parrot or Teddy bears? They are the best listener so far and trust-worthy . They cant cheat on u

Pets sometimes are better than some 'called niggaas'

tanx 4 d advice, i tink i wil jst do dat since u av refuse 2 fall 4 me now.. *sobbing*

lalasticlala and snake ehn.. wetin snakes collect 4rm ur hand?

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Berlyn:
dear future husband here are few things you need to know

Take me on a date,I deserve it babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary 'Cause if you'll treat me right, I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries buying all what i need If you wanna get that special loving tell me I'm beautiful each and every night
After every fight just apologize and maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right even if I was wrong you know I'm never wrong

noted.. lala no geh ur tym, u beta agree now b4 menopause knock at ur door.. bsidez i go buy u bottom belle join..

ak33n:
see mhe oh.. who's this guy?

ask berlyn, abi her hubby 4rm future.

ak33n:

ogbeni b careful, dat leta was meant 4 me oo, nw am hia berlyn sweety, i luv u 2 jhoor.

HateU2:
SEE them

emi ke? i dnt even av a girlfrnd tokmore of a sidechick..

I actually appreciate em' bt na deeper lifer me wan marry..

HateU2:
Hi all .
It's me again
I was on the phone with an old friend this morning and we ended up talking on phone for 1hour +. He is having problem with his girlfriend. The GF is complaining about his side chic and she wanna end things up.

I asked him, why do you have a side chic We all know you love this girl. You have been dating for so long. Now, your girlfriend's threat is making you running upadan, calling everybody to beg her on your behalf . Smh.

Guys, is it compulsory you have side chic? Or lemme say Why do you have side chic?
Will you let your 'side chic' knows she's the 'side chic'

Note: we are not talking about Friends with Benefits(FWB).

Lalasticlala, let's hear the peeps opinion

Wel erhm, u see erhm....

LizGray:
L

M, N, O, P Q, oya kontunu..

Berlyn:
no truss me

cute ladies cant b trusted, bt i trust u sha..

kamel4real2015:
what mr .

nt 2 wori boss.. Gracias!

HateU2:
Waiting for it

dy wait oo, i stil dy road.

Berlyn:
ok

Jex saw kamel4real2015 post now, are u sure dat aint ur alt moniker?

Berlyn:
she's my twin

Yea she told me, am also twin! bt my twin sis aint on nairaland..

HateU2:
lol. Oya legggo

where u dy? may i con meet u wit my bicycle..

SweetieConstie:





Oya, close those your big eyes joor!

Lol, i dy close am oo, bt d eye don geh e o mind, e no wan close..

ayooladee:
dsgy please minus this op vote abeg lanicky would have still won without your vote ma

Lol..

ayooladee:
lolzzz you stylishly booked space also

buk space?? i dnt buk space oo, i rep house builders org, na house we dy build 4 each thread..

SweetieConstie:





Issoryt!




*Watching keenly from the top of an okro tree*



It's gonna be a bloody war...

am under the tree oo, and am lukin up oo, and am seeing sumtin oo.

nice.