₦airaland Forum

U left home, and what were u doing? The work u dey do no get name?

See them...problem adults

Skull miners

...confused motherfoka. Shithole president. Fantastically corrupt fresident of the North

Buhari how far now, u campaigned with #bringbackourchibokgirls against Goodluck?? Lol karma is a bitch-ur boys has worked against u this time

Mama enjoy the money well well...u suffered for it

Shithole country

I have never seen a tribe in Nigeria so power hungry as the North and when they get it they become useless with it as the North! They can do any unheard thing for power. No wonder they are powerfully useless and clueless with power.

The simplest and coolest president alive!

Who dey phone?? U say wetin??

Why smoke full the flight naw, nah ganja smoke abi the bird dey faulty? Nah ask I ask oh

Sometimes I feel like suing my parents for doing that to me! That's wickedness. If it attracts mummy water, is it their mummy water?

I love Mercedes eh!

blackbeau1:
os cof , I will join them. Infact as we speak I'm 18 but will be 14 next year

Chisossuu....I talk am..Regina Daniels and group of age retrogression! I talk am, na them!

Why is suicide rampant amongst Buhari kinsmen? I thought he's the best president, why are they suddenly grossly depressed?

Is 2919 not around the corner, why won't he pretend to love them and feel their pains?

lilytender:
So that you evil looting brethren can come back through the back door.

No, so that Nigeria will have that breath of fresh air that has eluded her for so long. So that other organized nations of the world won't see Nigeria as a shithole country no more. So that those with empty heads won't mortgage the future of the yet to be born Nigerians. So that the the Northern thieves will all leave this government! So that the Hausas and Fulanis will stop holding this great country back and on hostage! And finally, so that the lives of the citizens will matter more than that of cows!!!!!! Tufiakwa.

Sheikhmd007:
Ok. Why?

is it not obvious? Is this the Nigeria u have prayed and wished for? Is this the change u voted for? Is Nigeria to the best of ur knowledge headed the right way? U think this man from Daura abi Sudan has the political will and sagacity plus the wherewithal to make this country great? Can't u see that this man is completely overwhelmed? He should honourably step aside for someone that has a clue about what governance is all about to come onboard cos he doesn't have the slightest clue!

But why is she walking around with it, na signboard?? Some men shaa, woman no fit dispose my tin for me oh...

blackbeau1:
huncle, it is not just women. Do you actually believe Buharis given age is his real age ? So you'd have to ask both the men and women. Tho for the celebrities like the actors and musicians , the reason the falsify their ages is because most often than not , producers/directors want to work with 'young' people , not middle aged folks

, Aunty, ur explanation is explicitly enough, but ka m jukwaa again, don't be pissed oh, the way and manner u explained this falsification thing eh, u sure say u no go soon join them?

shit happens in shithole country!

Buhari is simply confused, the only one person he needs to sack for Nigeria to move outta this stagnation is himself!!

Eehhee? Wetin una want make I do? If buhari sees this, is he going to resign?

I no talk am say Man u dey go today?? [ they should watch Chelsea take Barca back to Daura tomorrow...

blackbeau1:
lol. So it's not only ladies who falsify their ages

But ka m jukwaa, why are women fond of falsifying their age, could it be fear of getting old? They want to be young forever??

30 billion security men for one old clueless president of a shithole country?

Our world has gone berserk!

blackbeau1:
erm footballers nko?

. Sorry ma'am. But she's not a footballer nau..?

Smart of him...

But why is she crying?? I don't want to say nah crocodile tears shaa...

Clear picture of no matter how beautiful a woman is, there's a man that is tired of foking her. She's a dream rich sugar mum shaa

Yemi Alade, 29?? Let me come and be going. Women and lying about their age shaa