₦airaland Forum

Been long I saw long navel tho…

But I use it to think it’s a normal thing tho

The Yoruba’s are known to name thing after something that’s very common in the environment.

Even 20 naira notes is called muri,named after muritala who’s face appears on the note

Kukutente23:
This defending her are daft
A first lady is not a paid official
A senator earns A little above N1m
The rest na looting

For someone that has been working for years,reason an now

D00msDay:
Simple as ABC. That's where a Dart Gun comes in.

So you want to kill it and sell it to people that will eat it

Nice attempt brother

D00msDay:
Somebody like me would have sold it. That Hippo can go for 10million in the market.

So you’d command it to fall into your trap or whatever you want to use it transfer it to whatever market you want the transaction to occur

kettykin:
Nigerians always in a habit of eating their future, who else realizes that they could have made much more setting up a wild life park or a zoo of exotic animals than this one time plate of protein

Setting up wild life park??
With what money?? On whose land?? With what equipment and technicalities


You want them to allow a dangerous animal roam through their streets without doing nothing…
So the hippo life is more meaningful than human life,same animals that won’t think twice before doing you harm if you stray into their habitat…
Eyin animal activists sha

BayoBilisi:
We have forced the bill out of our land in a way that pleases God and Government 🤲

Your moniker is crazy sha,bilisi Loun Loun…
O lor far

Sabadon:
Naso one ask me say if I get any relative for the town, I asked why, e say cos during raining season I go go stay with them after raining season (of about 6months) I can return back cos the flood water would have gone down😂😂😂😂

Agent will whine you ehn,I’ve had my fair share of thier troubles

The electricity part depends on where you stay in Lagos tho

AMINDA:
Do you know what monopoly means? Has Dangote stopped anyone with a refinery license from building a refinery in Nigeria to compete with him? Why should he be competing with cheap impure fuel from Malta when he just invested 25 billion dollars in building a refinery in Nigeria? What now happens to buy Nigeria to grow Nigeria and the much touted "Nigeria First" policy.

Let’s have over five working refineries first,the monopoly and refinery license will be better then

Five days after:
The morning sun sneaks through my curtains, painting my small Ikorodu apartment in gold. I’m sitting on the edge of my bed, staring at my cracked phone screen. Taiwo’s message glows like a lifeline: “Let’s take it slow, okay? No games, no lies.” Her words spark hope, but the memory of Adedayo slamming my door and Olamide’s unanswered text cling to me like the damp heat of a Lagos afternoon. I had sent olamide a text message early this morning,letting her know about my intentions of ending ending and I knew she wasn’t going to give in easily to my request…
This apartment—my sanctuary of incense and candlelight—feels heavy today. Faded Wizkid posters and a framed photo of me and Adedayo from our poly days stare back. In that photo, his arm’s slung over my shoulder, both of us grinning at a beer parlour in Abeokuta. “Boboyii, na man you be,” he used to say. Now, I’m not sure what I am. A betrayer? A man chasing redemption? Or just a guy who can’t say no to temptation?
My phone buzzes, snapping me out of it. A voice note from Olamide. My thumb hovers over the play button, a knot twisting in my stomach. Against my better sense, I press it.
“Wetin be this ‘we’re done’ nonsense?” Olamide’s voice cuts through, sharp with her thick Yoruba accent. “You think you fit just dump me like that? After everything? I know you felt something last night, omo iya Alagbo. Don’t play with me. Meet me tonight, or I go tell Adedayo say e never finish.” Her sultry laugh sends a shiver down my spine.
I clench my jaw and delete the message. Olamide’s not just a temptation—she’s a storm, and I was naive to think she’d let go easily. I can’t let her pull me back, not when I’m building something real with Taiwo, not when Adedayo’s trust lies in pieces. The faint aroma of last night’s egusi stew lingers from my kitchen, grounding me. I need to clear my head before meeting Taiwo.

By 6 PM, I’m at Cafe 23, tucked in a bustling corner of Ikorodu. The wooden tables, scarred from years of use, and the chalkboard menu boasting “Naija’s Best Amala” create a cozy vibe. The clink of mugs and chatter mix with the scent of roasted coffee beans. I adjust my white polo, nerves jangling like loose change. I picked a table by the window, where dusty blinds filter the sun into stripes across my hands.
Taiwo walks in, and the room feels brighter. Her white sundress hugs her curves, swaying above her knees, her braids swept into an updo that shows off her neck. She’s got a beaded purse, her steps confident but her eyes cautious, like someone who’s been burned. When she spots me, her lips curve into a hesitant smile, and my heart does a flip.
“You dey early o,” she teases, sliding into the chair across from me. Her jasmine-and-vanilla perfume hits me, anchoring me in the moment.
“No fit keep you waiting na,” I say, flashing a grin to hide my nerves. “How you holding up after the trip?”
Taiwo shrugs, fingers tracing the menu’s edge. “It was heavy, you know? Burying my auntie brought back memories of my mum. But Kehinde was there, and family makes it bearable.” She pauses, her eyes softening. “Thanks for checking in while I was gone. Those late-night texts… they meant a lot.”
My chest warms. Our daily texts—long chats about her fashion sketches, my music dreams, and Lagos madness—felt like a tether. “I enjoyed them too,” I say softly. “You make talking easy, Taiwo.”
Her smile carries a flicker of doubt. “I need to ask something, and I want you to be straight. Olamide… is she still in the picture?”
The question hits like a punch. I lean back, exhaling. I promised no lies, and I mean it. “I told her we’re done,” I say, keeping my voice steady. The look on her face puzzling…
I nod, my throat tight. “I get it. I’m not perfect, but I’m trying. I want to be someone you can trust. Just… give me time to prove it.”
She studies me, then nods. “Okay. No games. I’m serious.”
We shift to lighter talk—her plans for an online fashion store, my herb blends, the chaos of Lagos traffic. We laugh over Ikorodu’s NEPA cuts and the time I nearly set my kitchen towel on fire cooking jollof rice. Beneath the banter, something deeper stirs, a fragile hope taking root.

As we leave Cafe 23, the sky’s a blaze of orange and pink, the air cooling as evening settles over Ikorodu. Taiwo pauses on the sidewalk, her eyes catching the light. “I had a good time today. Let’s do this again, yeah?”
“Anytime,” I say, my smile real. “Maybe next time I’ll cook for you. No promises it won’t be poison, though.”

Why are we celebrating Israel in a math competition,it’s not even like they came first…


But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Seems to much too take for me,I generally do not condemn tattoos,but on the Bobby is a NO…



But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Very fake news,same duo that played the last nations cup for Nigeria,we even played Morocco in the semis

The recipe to a good Abula is the rudeness of the seller…


I don’t get water rule sha..




But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Grupo:
This story is likely an urban legend.

How did your friend become a bank manager at the age of 22. It's almost impossible. In fact, it's impossible. Unless you are telling me he graduated from the university at the age of maybe 15.

Also, mention the name of the bank he defrauded. If anything like that happened, it would have been all over the news.

Lastly, in this present age, it is almost impossible for a single individual to pull of such large scale financial heists. Especially in banks where there are dual controls to checkmate stuff like that.

My verdict is that this a typical akuko mma Ngozi na ndi yard

I heard a story recently of a bank worker who stole 100 milli plus from the bank…
Man did not use electronic means,man handpicked and run,tho it was foreign currency sha…
Man did that shit during long public days,it was on resumption day they noticed

Sunshine34:
It's a great news,
The Europeans create sport and used it to create employment to their youth, if this can be replicated here, it would be a great relief for the youth.

In a country where football is still seen as recreation and not business,your government wants to host formular 1…

We don’t even maintain our football stadias,how we wan man this one,unless na private sector sha

True,but all these things no concern man wey no get money sha..,


But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Gotocourt:
I've got a friend I hosted freely for 4years now, I gave him 4 months quick notice in advance. Baba has been trying to act nice all this while but I can't continue due to Tinubu matters. Baba go dey monitor me for my house 🤔. Being too nice brings see finish especially amongst trenches people.
Avoid them

Wetin trenches people do una now,as for the lady,the lord is her strength..
There should be limit to how much you can give or take,at this age one learnt to put my wellbeing first

labake1:
Yes and no

Yes because I will like a providing and supporting partner just as my parents

No because of the overprotection. I will like a partner that won't disturb me too much and let me have my freedom to make my own decisions

They are saving you from the chaos of the world,you are calling it overprotection.
Asked those who had all the time and freedom how life is and you’d learn??!

She wanted to hit and dump,now she has a forever gift to go with it…







But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Billionaires fighting and also getting Elon’s money…
Win-Win you say



But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

Let him play first

As long as you are not swallowing anything and everything and a trained herbal medicine,those one with approved certificate like my mom is involved,you are good to go…

Every thing in this life has it downside,even the white man medicine has it downside…
Your Agbo dealer tells you one shot,you take two or three and start blaming Agbo for your misfortunes…shioor..,
You great grandfather lived to his 90s with Agbo,it’s now the same Agbo that’s damaging kidney,instead of you to drop your bad habit,you are here blaming what saved your grandfathers

[quote author=oloshun post=136187500][/quote]Did not get your mention,guess the boy deleted it

Focus bro,focus….
If fate says you’d be together,you will,but focus on your bleeping studies ..,






But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

I should imagine the scenario that’d never happen…







But again,what’s life without proper bedmatics skills seff,I’m here to solve all your woes

ogaemma:
Some Nigerians have juju power's like this and they cannot use it on the real thief in Government House's, Aso Rock and National Assembly.
Wasted juju power.

You think the ones at the government house has no access to juju…
They play my bro,do you know the level of spiritual attack this people send to each other,Abaniwonda’s should be a case figure

Celestialsword:
killing drug traffickers doesn't mean protecting your citizens,educating them on the dangers of using them does.

When there's no market,the business will collapse.

Womanizing is outdated,there are better and safer ways to enjoy oneself.sex is overrated.

Same ways cigarettes companies writes “smokers are liable to die young and bet companies writes gamble responsibly…

You can educate against something that gives insane dopamine…
Better to eradicate it once and for all