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Somebody is about to trend. Let's sip coffee and watch the whole drama

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Let's see who is ruling the Nigerian music industry...

In the Nigerian music industry, Kizz Daniel has the best dress sense.
He is seconded by Davido, then Patoranking and Wizkid.

Others still dey learn work...

Ok..but why is it looking like a secondary school?

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MJBOLT:

is your source facebook or nairaland?

https://www.nairaland.com/5494753/what-most-difficult-time-relationship#83489362

Facebook sir

The irony of life
YOU MAY BE ON THIS TABLE TOO.
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The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.
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The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
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At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age.
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So you are always left with anything that comes from them willingly.
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To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23.
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And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
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I mean where is the money??
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You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
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Still putting hands into many things hoping God smiles on you.
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All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude.
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You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls.
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When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies.
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Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.
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Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back.
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Then one day she calls you and asked you "where is this relationship heading to?.
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You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship.
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Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her.
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And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
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You just hold yourself and play the good guy

You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well".
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Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.
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You have to be the cool guy and wish her well.
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One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself.
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She was talking to the guy a long time before now.
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Then you realize that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
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You have been played.
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Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4 years time.
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Would you have made it or not?
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She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.
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In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already).
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I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend.
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No comparison there.
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And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about.
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And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else.
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Your heart is broken into smithereens.
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In this hall of fame, you are all victims.
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Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
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At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
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To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad. Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now.
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And that's your home and abroad.
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Can life be more unfair at this moment?
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6 years later.
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You are 30 now.
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Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become.
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You are one of the happening guys in town.
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You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit.
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Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall.
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You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by.
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Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves.
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That's part of the job description.
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Sampling.
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And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall.
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You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave.
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She is 24, ripe for marriage.
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Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears.
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She loves how it sounds.
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You are on chat with her always.

And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
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Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her.
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Why do there chats seem more like interview.
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And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
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"Where is this relationship going to".
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And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.
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The cycle goes on...

hmmmmmmm what a life

Source: Facebook

I tweet @TalkTalkTwins

I stand to be corrected!

While carrying out acts like this is commendable, I don't really think publishing the photos is necessarily.
Imagine someone taking your photo in an unfavorable situation and posting online to get attention?

Moreover, just feeding the kids in a day isn't enough. We should gather and device some means on how these kids can live a hunger-free life.
They also deserve it

Happy New Year

Spamming doesn't make one a scammer sir

Niaja4real:
You can never be wiser than God... Spare the rod and spoil the child. Proverbs. 23 vs 13 & 14.

Bible actually said rod
So using cane is a sin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm_xV2zukWQ

What do you think?

I think this should sound as a warning to all of us.

The social media has turned to a place where we go to talk about everything we do, and all our experiences. You get a new job? It goes online. Your heart rob proposes? You want your Facebook and Twitter fans to hear about it.

Even photos of your baby bump, which used to be private are now used to gather likes and comments on the social media. We never know the implications of these things until they hit hard on us.

A Nigerian Facebook user, Igbo Clifford Chimaizuobi recently shared a story on his Facebook wall. According to the post, a lady lost her job because of a jealous friend, and the friend couldn't have heard of it if she didn't celebrate online.

The lady in question is based in Lagos, and the bad one hasn't even been there once. She got a job and posted it online so her friends will send her the normal congratulations!

Things turned out different when the poster's friend, felt it was time to repay her for the evil she has previously done to her, and wrote to the company, telling her she was of questionable character.

You can check out the story on his Facebook wall. It is a lesson to all of us.

Warning To People Who Post Everything About Their Lives On Social Media
I was with a female friend in my room two weeks ago, and we were discussing.

She was scrolling through her Facebook newsfeed and then came across her friend's update, where she was celebrating getting a job in a top Lagos based tech firm.

She felt jealous, and I could easily detect even though she was trying to act cool.

Somehow, she began to tell me about that her friend, and how she spoilt her show few months ago, and she'll do everything possible to get her own pound of the flesh.

Did I mention that the job was to be their accountant?

Well, anty sent them an email, telling them of how the lady was untrustworthy and had to be sacked from the former job.

Few days later, she came to me smiling, the lady has updated again.

The firm texted her to say that they could not give her the job again, stating that the reasons were not ones they could disclose.

She lost her job for a single Facebook post. All the congratulations turned to sorrow. When you update your friends, you also update your enemies.
We're not here to complete with anyone. Stop sharing all your winning stories!

Thanks a lot for reading along. What do you think? If she had decided to keep her cool, her job would have been safe with her till now.

Stop trying to impress an invisible crowd. The social media is an army of unlimited friends and haters, and even your friends who are loosing in life can get jealous when they hear your winning stories.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1212781775779097&id=100011418585682

My hatred for snakes eeh

The movie was probably made by Christians, for Christians and will be watched by Christians...

Maybe we should term that an irony of life!
If you do not want the movie, don't watch it. Remove your Netflix app, go to YouTube and search for Pastor Ohanebo's messages. Those are exactly what you need!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dvkXeHWpuM

mickeyjo:
I think it's pretty nice but I would get rid of the pink dots that come out of the middle when changing the picture.

ok bro...
Thanks, noted

Hello guys,
My twin and I just launched our YouTube channel and thought you'd love the contents
Kindly help us rate this intro 1/100
Your criticisms and appreciations will really be appreciated


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-GiwgeP59c&feature=youtu.be

If you can also SUBSCRIBE, it'd be really appreciated

Earlier 8th December, there was a viral news that American rapper, Juicy Wrld was dead. According to the reports, he had suffered from a cardiac arrest which led him to the early grave.
Well, the 21-year old American superstar has come out to debunk the claims in a new video.
According to him, the devil is a liar, and he is much alive.

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGwZiPA9j7U

What do you think?

Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft, and the richest man on earth. He is also very popular for his philanthropic acts, which have extended to even the deepest parts of Africa.
In a new video, he talked about meeting an American man who is richer than him (even though the whole world do not know this).
The revelation will surely shock you!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LncDH61f-Vg&t=54s

What do you think?
If you can also subscribe to my channel, I'd really appreciate!
There's a lot of fun to catch in there...

One of the trending topics currently is the Saturday fight between British boxer, Anthony Joshua and Andy Ruiz Jnr.
So many of us do not know much about the first, who is of a Nigerian descent.
I have made a video about it, and hope you enjoy watching it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoMw03d4a28

If you can also subscribe to my channel, I'd really appreciate!
There's a lot of fun to catch in there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi8FYkq4qOA

Very annoying, especially when you're managing the 2G network Nigerian telecom give you...

They should disable things like that for Nigeria. We're already in helll...

Cc lalasticlala, MissyB3, Fynestboi, Seun, Mynd44

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Top Nigerian singer and songwriter Chinedu Okoli, popularly known as Flavour has dropped the video to his ‘Nkem’ single.
The song is lifted Flavour and Chidinma Ekile’s collaborative project, “40yrs Everlasting” EP.
The video was show by Clarence Peters and styled by Zed Eye.
Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afOAvhc49MI

Source: FLAVOUR ‘NKEM’ FT. CHIDINMA EKILE OFFICIAL VIDEO DROPS.

Tonto is changing for you...

Nothing wey Musa no go see for gate

The people complaining are just against hating on a hardworking lady

Listen to 49-99 and tell me which Yemi Alade's song is better than it

Jh0wsef:
Lol.. So let's say 200 x 100k each from them to bail themselves =N20000000

EFCC go ball this December sure balling

Yeeeeee! Who stone me Red Jacket??

Weed o
Avoid Edo weed, it's very deadly. Take Owerri own instead, the one Nwamaikpe is taking