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Baddestguyp:
I know u typed this just to encourage her cos there's nothing funny in dis post

really! If you say so

Tallestt:
eyaaaa sori brozz

am a Lady not a guy

Marcelinho:
any way, running out of patient is wat I don't comprehend, r u ready for marriage if Yes defined wat u want, the kind of man u wish to spend ur life b know were u go,





Adiaha Akwa Ibom nso keep anam ke Kano state nfon iden mmo mi ke Akwa Ibom, let talk on 08135747235

lol! A no dey hear that one oooo

Tallesty1:
Who is this?

is me Tallestt!!

barthchuks:
birds of a feather? well I wouldn't deny that. btw, this your name just got me thinking

what's wrong with my Name?

Qualer:
I'm interested in knowing how tall you are!

5+

Unibenstudent:
[color=OrangeRed]I don't understand,can any guy or lady with a degree in romance section,answer this?
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Goshhh!! Another he goat in the house. So because you manage get one kabukabu person no go hear word again. Nawa ooo People dey sha

politricks:
Sir with all due respect you are going back to otuoke because GMB will win this election

MUMU! Open your eye okk. You dey see GEJ don WIN already you still dey argue. Open your two korokoro eyes so that you go fit see wella. GEJ till for ever

kitnah:
Usa dnt care abt us
They shld keep their advice to themselves.
because buhari is our next president

MUMU!! GEJ till 2019 whether you like it or not

kitnah:
Usa dnt care abt us
They shld keep their advice to themselves.
because buhari is our next president

MUMU!!

cinammon:
Happy new year y'all jus thot to share my experience wit shea butter ...in d bid to effortlessly maintain a flawless and beautiful skin,we ladies try our lucks on so many beauty enhancing products...I actually didn't mind how much I spent on my personal effects as long as I got what I wanted,lol,I was really coveteous when it came to topics like this cos I wud b d 1st to rush 4 dos products then came d down slide,I changed my body cream again nd I started noticing some rather awful stretch marks Gosh,I was really nt happy My silky ebony skin!? plus all d stories dat stretch marks cnt b removed totally,cn only b faded...I guess dat was what I needed 2 quench d 'demonic coveteousness' ..then I decided to drop all nd went bac to vaseline and shea butter nd I did it religously,I stopped all d chemicals completely nd BAM! I got my flawless skin bac,it didn't happen over night tho cos I had to use it continously...all traces of d stretch marks gone(no wonder shea butter is called d tree of life) ..since then I made up my mind to stick to my natural suppliments.. Am not into any promotion business what so ever,I jus felt this wud encourage beautiful ladies hu feel sad 4 dier skin disorders nd plunge into further destruction by usin more chemicals..naturally I like to stay healthy and I feed well(wit the right nutrients) so I had no doubt about getting back in shape..it only takes patience,u don't expect over night miracle buh it sure does work.... there are countless wonders shea butter can perform,u will love ur skin glow *hugs*

Rubbish!! Total rubbish! The stuff do make one skin dry. I've applied it for months but no changes instead it brought out pimples from my face

Missonas:
Never ever!Do guys squirt?

Ask your Father, he has the right answer to that quest.

Fulaboy:
hehehehe
Nice dp :*

Thanks Sweedy! No time! Na Aliko be my crush

valmunich:
And why is nobody mentioning Airforce1

Airforce ke! Mine is Aliko Dangote. Ohhh my Crush lol

chidekings:
is she the only married woman u have seen flaunting their rings.

Leave them. MUMU peeps. Instead of the stupid government to look into the country to amend things,them dey here dey show us wedding ring wey we nerver see before. Nonsense

lalasticlala:
First Lady, Patience Jonathan, The Mama Peace, Shows off Her Wedding ring stylishly..

People are suffering and dying while the useless once are busy showing off there wedding rings. God go see us through. Stupid peeps!

emmeyj:
pls nairalander,i did my exam on thursday bt i havent seen my result.pls help me

Truly!! I did mine too that same Thursday and no result yet. What's happening plsss!! Am now worried coz I cannot stand the chance to loose another

romoruyi:
One of our reporters (name withheld) met the shock of his life few days back at the Elegushi beach, Victoria Island Lagos while chatting with the lady whose photo you have above.

To his disbelief the 26 years old lady who identified herself as Ella, boldly told our reporter that she loves séx so much so that she enjoys it more than real food.

According to the lady whose I’d Card revealed that she is a marketer with one of the new generation banks, she likes coming to the beach side which is very close her house, every evening to chill out and ‘most importantly get laid’.


“See, I don’t need money from any guy. All I want is good,hot séx! But my the problem I have with most of you guys is that you are not bold enough to ask a girl you just met for séx even though you all want it.
Most girls want it too, they want you to just make the move to shag them, even if they are complaining or insulting you don’t stop. You know we girls pretend a lot.”, she opened up.

As if that was not enough, Ella threw the bombshell “I have séx with my boss every day in his office. The chauffeur too every evening, but they can’t satisfy me at all.

That’s why I have to come here every evening to get laid by more guys. I must have séx at least 8 times every day. It’s like heaven!”.

Ella went on to explain to our reporter that she couldn’t wait to complete this week’s dose of 56 rounds of hot séx.

She also acknowledged the fact that many would think it is abnormal, but she insisted that making love eight times a day can’t really satisfy her.

She believes that there is nothing wrong in being a séx addict.

“All the men I have met always have to admit they can’t cope with my séxual urge. I have séx about eight times on an average daily".

Blood of Jesus!! Whatttt!! Na food? My God!! Mehn that chick needs serious prayer I swear. She no normal at all. Believe me when I say so. Girls love sex I cannot deny but here's is just too much,haba. Even thrice in a week seff nah albarka

Sermwell:
A lady just told me that womanliness hole and the urinary opening is not the same! Please how true is this

very true my Dear. Don't you know? The womanliness is for child birth while the urinary opening is for peeing.lol

holdit:
Yes what's app group is ready. Just drop your numbers and you will be invited

kk. Here is mine 08171003669 Plss add me

tobechi74:
Are you?

Am not happy at all. The tension in kano is high so they should have done it once and for all

Aikon:

I love the guy in front. Woaw!! E just dey scatter ground. Godddd

ademideolu:
one baby for now. yes i crested an account today because of this. thanks.

Ma Dear sis, I sympathise wiff u. Feel like crying like seriously. Tnk God u have jst one child if not, ahhh. Close ur legs 4now, close dat tin 4now so dat u wn't suffer d more. These are d things dat makes me wants to make ma own money b4 gettin married. Men!!! Dey Chang like camelion immediately after marriage. I dnt want to suffer in any man's hand. Keep movin, he'll c u flying high in d sky one day, dnt give up. All wnt last forever, jst for d main time. But...close ur legs plsssss

akposking:
OP this what u need to take in order to restore the dopamine in ur brain to come to normal.
1. mix three bottle of vinegar and okro.
2. buy Opium yes the one with a bark of a tree.
3. get an housefly

Grind the above three mixture and u are good to go. Ur brain would reset from your current state to the madness stage and believe me after u are done u would see solomon in a very deep sleep and he would handover his wisdom to you.

lmao!! Kia brozz u wicked. Cnt stop laffin...

barthchuks: so long, reason: Haven't met my taste

me too

softsparkyy: Who no like better thing. Though guys with rides are mostly stingy.

Stingy ni. Aka gum

marieolae: Its nt only nigerian girls!

I wonder oooo Nigrian gurlz dis, nigerian gurls dat. Una no dey tire? Haba! Make person hear word ooo jareyy. Wetin? Wetin seff. Ahn ahn. Nuffin wey naija gurl go do wey guyz no go complain. Abeggi!!

Safari29: Guys today is my birthday and I am so lonely. I just broke up with my GF and am so empty.
I need your wishes to bright up my day.
Thanks in advance

HBD our precious 1. May ur day b filled wiff Smiles n laffter. Hav a blissful week ahead

mcocolok: Please i really need your Help Nairalanders.....


I have been with this Girl like FOUR years... The first three Months of our relationship was sweet and cool until i noticed changes in her attitude.. The Tape worm(EX) crept in. I have been there for this girl.. Loved her and cherished her... I took pains for her just because i truly LOVE her...I took her to see my people so she could understand i truly want the best for us...

I met her when she was really struggling to gain admission into the University and we worked out the MATHS together just to see her through...Immediately she gain the admission, she changed.. She tells me its OVER at every little problem we had and all i do is CRY because i really do LOVE her and cherish HER so much... I give her everything she needs and i spend time thinking on how to make her HAPPY ALWAYS just because i cared about her....

The real problem began when she traveled Home after her first year. On a cool evening two weeks after she got home, she uploaded pictures on her Facebook between she and her EX...I called her and she never picked up the call.. I left her messages so she could explain to me what happened and she never replied. I tried calling that Night and she never picked up until 1am and her reply was " WETIN SELF, I NO FIT SNAP PICTURES WITH SOMEBODY AGAIN,I TELL YOU SAY MY EX DEY STAY MY AREA..I DEY WAKA I COME SEE AM ,HE SAY MAKE I SNAP WITH AM SO I COME SNAP WITH AM" I was heartbroken by the response but i had to be strong.. She later called and told me she was no Longer interested in the RELATIONSHIP and that she LOVES her EX... I tried explaining to her that i was there for her and i love her so much and i really want 2 be with her. I explained 2 her that i so much love her and this can KILL me so soon and she insisted i should stop calling her... I was furious all through the night...Then she later called me crying. I asked why she was crying and she said she had hurt me so much and i was too good to her. She said she never deserved me and that she had things 2 tell me... She later Opened up that she lied about her EX and that she slept with HIM.. I was Heartbroken again and wept. She said she never intended to do it and she felt guilty about everything.. I said i still Love you and still don't care about the Mistake you made and we can move on and i will still LOVE u.. She later said she slept with her REV father. I was speechless on hearing that and asked how she got involved with him. I also asked if she slept with HIM when we started dating or before and she said after we started dating and she slept with him three times.....My reply was "I was there to make you happy,gave you the best sex,showed you LOVE and cared for you all through for good 3 years and all you had 2 do is sleep with your EX on seeing him once and also sleep with your REV father" I love her so much and just couldn't stand 2 see her cry so i forgave her...

I made her strong and also forget about the silly shit with the HOLY MAN OF GOD....She called me two months after the whole drama and said she had something 2 tell me,she said "I still Love my EX and i want to back 2 him" I was MAD again and said why don't you want 2 leave your EX and let it be? Why do you always make me wanna cry... I later TOLD her i am no longer interested in the relationship and want i wish her luck with MR EX...I hanged up and switched off. She left me messages on Facebook saying she was sorry and wanted 2 see if i still LOVE her...I forgave her and we still Moved on. Now we have been together for four years. I had a chilled bottle of RED wine last night and decided to think about all she had done and also made up my MIND to call it QUIT. I LOVE HER SO MUCH that i was ready to die for her but she doesn't even appreciate everything .

I really need your help nairalanders if this is gonna be the right thing 2 do.. I need your advice before i take actions....

Tanx and One Love....

Haba broz. Dis ur kind of heart na rare 1 oooo sori take heart. C d type of man gurls dey find some dey cari am play game. Toh. Kpele ooo broz

aspaki: STOP trying to change someone who doesn’t
want to change. Stop giving chances to someone
who abuses your forgiveness.
Stop walking back to a place where your heart
ran from. Stop trusting their words and ignore
their actions.
Stop giving your all to a person who gives you
nothing. Stop fighting for a relationship when
you are standing in the ring alone.
Stop breaking your own heart and wasting your
time…

"crying"...am a victim of all. Seriously am a soft hearted person. Been single is better n preferrable gaskiya